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carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,15:06    Sooner Swirls all around!!!!! -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,15:33    Quote (Louis @ April 22 2008,07:58) Happy Birthday Abbie! As no one has done it yet, 'twould be churlish of me to allow the thread to continue un-LOLed: Louis Why mess with a classic? Happy Birthday Abbie! Louis -------------- Bye.

damitall Posts: 331 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,15:36    Happy birthday ERV. Chew on an IDiot and relax!

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,15:42    Dear ERF: Sorry if this is a little behind (schedule) -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,16:06    Abbie Purthday! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,16:08    Oh, crap. Grrrrr (growling, a swear word, a lot of riffling, and a crash). I'm sorry I'm late - happy birthday! What?  You cut it with a jig saw. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

didymos Posts: 1828 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,16:10    Dear Abbie, I hope you can help me, as my situation is dire.  There're just all these people who won't shut up about 'Intelligent Design' and 'AIDS doesn't exist' and 'Vaccines are eeeevil'.  If you could please smite them verbally, and use lots of lolspeak while doing so, that'd be teh awesum.... Oh, and Happy Belated Birfday. -------------- I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

huwp Posts: 172 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,16:34    Penblwydd Hapus! No really, that many consonants yet it still means Happy Birthday. Even if it is late. huwp

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,16:51    O'BOY it a twofer (well a year apart at my age aint all that bad...) -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,16:57    Happy Birthday. Oh, TITS OR GTFO. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,18:34    Dear Abby, Happy Afterbirthday. ewww -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,18:37    Happy birthday, kia ora. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.” -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

JonF Posts: 634 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,18:41    HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY

ERV Posts: 329 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,20:24    THANK YOOOOOOOOOU! Alas tonight Im doing the same thing I do every night... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,20:29    Quote (ERV @ April 21 2009,20:24) Alas tonight Im doing the same thing I do every night... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! I thought that was the plan for tomorrow.. Oh well, Happy BD to you down there in Baja Kansas, and may the creobot fairy send you several more creobots to smite in the upcoming year! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,20:33    Dear Abbie - An Anonymous Admirer got you this f0r a present.  Please have Arnie tear it apart ! We are looking forward to you ripping Dr. Dr. D apart soon, so don't eat too much cake. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

raguel Posts: 107 Joined: Feb. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,23:29    Happy Birthday Abbie

paragwinn Posts: 539 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,23:33    Happy (Belated?) Birthday, Abbie! It is said that, on this astrologically portentious day, as Waterloo stumbles towards the House of Mars and Irreducible Complexity exits the rear of Taurus, when the wind is right, one can hear Casey Luskin in a video conference with Charles Jackson chanting in unison "We Are Not Worthy!" while bowing before Luskin's Abbie Shrine (with the famed "Abbie Flipped Me Off!" collector's plate as centerpiece)(they're also debating about the best way to get you to part with your "SCIENCE" shirt [unwashed]). -------------- All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11 F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11 Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2009,00:21    Happy B-day Ms. Abbie!  Keep smiting the good smite!   - late to the party as usual OA.  :) -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2009,00:46    Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 21 2009,22:21) Happy B-day Ms. Abbie!  Keep smiting the good smite!   - late to the party as usual OA.  :) OOH OOH, Canz I Be Smited Mistress ERV?? IZ a BAddd Boy! (I did one lecture a year to med students on BDSM. Wrecked my reputation- exploded my sex life. (Even with my inviolable rule against student/faculty sex). For years following, I proposed that the department give me ~$300 for pervy porno because I was tired of young Baptist medical student sexual crises. They finally gave in to my demands when I directed the poor naive students away from my office to other faculty. The intertubes have made that obsolete these days, I suppose. I resolved one paid homicide case based on coyote scavenging studies I did, and some very nasty SM videos). I deducted the video costs against my income that year- freaked out the accountant, but he did not even have to watch them). -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2009,03:00    Quote (Dr.GH @ April 22 2009,06:46) Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 21 2009,22:21) Happy B-day Ms. Abbie!  Keep smiting the good smite!   - late to the party as usual OA.  :) OOH OOH, Canz I Be Smited Mistress ERV?? IZ a BAddd Boy! (I did one lecture a year to med students on BDSM. Wrecked my reputation- exploded my sex life. (Even with my inviolable rule against student/faculty sex). For years following, I proposed that the department give me ~$300 for pervy porno because I was tired of young Baptist medical student sexual crises. They finally gave in to my demands when I directed the poor naive students away from my office to other faculty. The intertubes have made that obsolete these days, I suppose. I resolved one paid homicide case based on coyote scavenging studies I did, and some very nasty SM videos). I deducted the video costs against my income that year- freaked out the accountant, but he did not even have to watch them). ".....and that, Your Honour, is the story I'm sticking to." Louis -------------- Bye.

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2009,07:32    Belated Happy Birthday! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Bing Posts: 144 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 24 2009,07:08    I know some of the others around here are old enuf to remember this, even if you aren't. Happy Birthday

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 25 2009,13:54    Allow me to be even later than Bing in wishing a happy birthday! (Psst, Bing, I don't think ERV was even born in 1981.  And if she was, would you want to suggest she was as old as 28?) -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 25 2009,14:10    K.E.. wishes you a happy birthday. ..and so does Davetard. @#$#$%#$ THAT &^%$#@ I'LL (*&^%$$ MAKE HER KISS MY ^&%$#@ *     )(*& +)    *&^%$ d.t. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: April 25 2009,22:48    Quote (Bing @ April 24 2009,05:08) I know some of the others around here are old enuf to remember this, even if you aren't. Happy Birthday I think I am too old to fully grasp the sense of that song. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Bing Posts: 144 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 26 2009,09:29    Quote (Dr.GH @ April 25 2009,22:48) I think I am too old to fully grasp the sense of that song. It was freshman year and I was bangin' a girl who reminded me of Claire Grogan. Which is much better than freshman year for Louis when he was banging someone that reminded him of Boy George.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 26 2009,12:06    Quote (Bing @ April 26 2009,15:29) Quote (Dr.GH @ April 25 2009,22:48) I think I am too old to fully grasp the sense of that song. It was freshman year and I was bangin' a girl who reminded me of Claire Grogan. Which is much better than freshman year for Louis when he was banging someone that reminded him of Boy George. Not true. It was Luciano Pavarotti. Louis P.S. DAMN! -------------- Bye.

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 27 2009,15:06    Quote (Louis @ April 26 2009,13:06) Quote (Bing @ April 26 2009,15:29) Quote (Dr.GH @ April 25 2009,22:48) I think I am too old to fully grasp the sense of that song. It was freshman year and I was bangin' a girl who reminded me of Claire Grogan. Which is much better than freshman year for Louis when he was banging someone that reminded him of Boy George. Not true. It was Luciano Pavarotti. Louis P.S. DAMN! I can't believe Pavarotti would have banged Louis just because he reminded him of Boy George. PS - Happy Belated Birthday! Make us proud, and safe from H1N1 related terrors. -------------- I’m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

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