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hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2008,23:15    The following was sent to The Ledger in Lakewood, FL: ************************** Today was a good day. I was thinking about putting this ad in a national paper: ************************** 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com ************************* then had second thoughts.  “No one would believe it.  It’s too many miracles.” I said to myself. At that moment, the TV news announcer exclaimed, “Miracles, more miracles, and yes, more miracles.” He was reporting on the revival in Lakeland Florida. ****************************** http://www.theledger.com/article....Weekend By Cary McMullen THE LEDGER Published: Friday, August 1, 2008 at 12:22 p.m. Last Modified: Friday, August 1, 2008 at 2:20 p.m. LAKELAND | The tents are coming down early at the Todd Bentley revival. The Pentecostal revival, which has drawn hundreds of thousands of people since it began April 2, will move back to Ignited Church in North Lakeland after Saturday’s service, said Lynne Breidenbach, spokeswoman for Bentley. The revival has been meeting in two large tents on the grounds of Sun n’ Fun Fly-in since early June. Bentley announced last week that he would leave the revival on Aug. 23, and leaders said then the revival would continue at Ignited Church, where it started. Breidenbach said Friday the early relocation would make the transition smoother. The Canadian evangelist has been traveling more frequently in recent weeks, turning leadership of the revival services to others, and Breidenbach said there have been fewer people attending the services. Bentley is still scheduled to lead services the week of Aug. 18 and will make occasional appearances after that, she said. ************************ Small world: 8/01/08 Obama Makes Quick Stop in Lakeland Barack Obama made it to Lakeland after all today, carrying the message of strengthening the economy. But he did not make a trip to Munn Park in downtown Lakeland, which for days had been the rumored destination. ***************************************** Two stories from my web site: WALK TO ARCHIE   (story # 202) Flipping channels one day, I stopped shortly to see a beautiful little child being prompted to “walk” in a “healing” service. I prayed, “O God, this little child should not be ‘used’ in this manner. I wish I had him in my arms.” Just then the preacher commanded loudly, “Walk to Archie.” ANOTHER ANGEL   (story # 204) September 3, 1991, I had inadvertently bumped my glass against something several times on the table, causing a ding or ping sound. I had done this enough times that I asked God “Why?” Someone on TV was interviewing a famous person; I’m not sure but I think it was Lamb Chop’s Sherry North. During their conversation, a ping was heard from off camera and Sherry said in response, “Another angel just got their wings”. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 03 2008,23:04    Heaven was the first thing God created after there was light.  (Gen 1:8) Because it is built on a rock, it is the only thing in creation that doesn’t change or move. The first thing the preacher at the First Baptist Church in Atlanta, Ga. said this morning was: “And God would move heaven and earth to……..” ********************************** His father’s business:   Mat 21:28 ¶ But what think ye? A [certain] man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard. Mat 21:29 He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went. Mat 21:30 And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I [go], sir: and went not. Mat 21:31 Whether of them twain did the will of [his] father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. IMO, Jesus said, “I’m going to ask you a question and if you answer, you will be one of the last to inter the kingdom of heaven.” (If it’s none of  your business, don’t make it your business, be indifferent.) In Rev. 3:16 Jesus said, “ I’m your business.  Love me or hate me.  Just don’t sit on the fence and be indifferent.  I hate indifference.” ******************************* Eve, the mother of all living, asked God, “This serpent that’s been talking to me seems to have a forked tongue.  Is he for real?”  (edit 8/5) God replied, “If he looks like a snake, walks like a snake, and talks like a snake, trust me, he’s a snake.” *************************************** Here’s one for the fundamentalists: 1Ch 21:12 Either three years' famine; or three months to be destroyed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies overtaketh [thee]; or else three days the sword of the LORD, even the pestilence, in the land, and the angel of the LORD destroying throughout all the coasts of Israel. Now therefore advise thyself what word I shall bring again to him that sent me. 2Sa 24:13 So Gad came to David, and told him, and said unto him, Shall seven years of famine come unto thee in thy land? or wilt thou flee three months before thine enemies, while they pursue thee? or that there be three days' pestilence in thy land? now advise, and see what answer I shall return to him that sent me. *************************************** Mat 13:33 Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened. G + D = 7 + 4, 11 hid in three measures  (G + O + D ) Jhn 14:30 Hereafter I will not talk much with you: for the prince of this world cometh, and hath nothing in me. Nothing ( o) in Jesus ( 74 ) = 704 (GOD ) Jhn 6:70 Jesus answered them, Have not I chosen you twelve, and one of you is a devil? 3 x 704 = 2112 ( U 12 ) Mat 5:14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. A c d on a hil can knot.  Be hid.  (child) Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2008,09:05    Edit: Had I not found a BARATA golf ball, there would not be a story # 350 on my web site. http://5loaves2fishes.net/forum....#p76555 Edit: Wes, I want to thank you, Kristine, Lou FCD, and especially Steve for giving me this thread and a bit of fresh air. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 07 2008,06:57    I asked my wife Sunday, “Why did you staple the TV guide?” “I always staple the TV guide.” she remarked. “Well, did you know you stapled the Staples ad in the middle of it.” I replied. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 08 2008,20:52    I've had a stormy run in at a Christian site at: http://5loaves2fishes.net/forum....tart=20 Here's their last post: ********************** Hereoisreal You refuse a reasonable request by moderators to apologise for an unacceptable joke. Then you continue wrangling and posting offensive remarks. You have 24 hours to read this post after which Hereoisrael banned. Admin **************** They can't get my name right either. Any suggestions for my last remarks? Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 08 2008,21:06    zero you have to login to view that forum.  sounds interesting though, you and your inappropriate jokes ;) -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 08 2008,21:50    I've archived the whole thread for posterity. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 08 2008,22:24    Too late.  I was banned 5 hours after my last post and that thread cannot be seen without logging in. Edit/add Dammit, I was drafting a good parting shot too. Zero **************************** >You have been permanently banned from this board. Please contact the Board Administrator for more information. Reason given for ban: Unacceptable post and refusal to listen to moderators A ban has been issued on your username.< -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 17 2008,20:40    IMO, transparency reveals truth.  Did you hear about the blind camera maker?  After completing the task, he said, “Now let there be light.” Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 18 2008,17:29    Quote (hereoisreal @ Feb. 27 2008,22:32) Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D (1)    God x God x God  ............................................................ = 47,900,160 (2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................................... = 47,900,160 (3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................................ = 47,900,160 (4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............................ = 47,900,160 (5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)         x 1260............................................................................. = 47,900,160         (6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ......................= 47,900,160 (7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ............................................................. = 47,900,160        704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so (8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54)......................................... = 47,900,160 (9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ............................................. = 47,900,160 (10)    Iron x 2 x God ............................................................... = 47,900,160 (11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12............................................  = 47,900,160          (10 % of ‘you 12') (12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................................... = 47,900,160 (13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).............................................. = 47,900,160 (14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God).............................. = 47,900,160 (15)   (J x E x S x U x S  x  AZ) + (J + E + S + U + S) x AZ x 15 .= 47,900,160 (16)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ......................... = 47,160,900 edit/add 3/05: (17)  AZ squared + (AZ x love) x (God x 3) ...............................= 47,900,160 Zero IMO, 360 degrees represents a circle, completeness. 360 cubed (46,656,000) plus 360 x love six fold (1244160) = 47,900,160 -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 03 2008,21:20    Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 17 2008,20:40) IMO, transparency reveals truth.  Did you hear about the blind camera maker?  After completing the task, he said, “Now let there be light.” Zero IMO, one of the best arguments for ID is the eye. How could chance know the eye was needed if there was none.  Nor would it, chance, know anything about the nature and properties of light, to capture and transport it to the brain. Then, if and when the task is finished, say, "Oh, I need to make one more eye for depth perception." When the second is accomplished say," Two is enough. I'll not make three." Every optic nerve is connected on one end to a brain and the other to transparency, a rare quality only found in eyeballs. One human optic nerve, about the size of a drinking straw, contains about 1.2  million bundled separate connections from the rods and cones in one eye to the brain. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 03 2008,22:07    Quote (hereoisreal @ Aug. 08 2008,22:24) Too late.  I was banned 5 hours after my last post and that thread cannot be seen without logging in. Edit/add Dammit, I was drafting a good parting shot too. Zero **************************** >You have been permanently banned from this board. Please contact the Board Administrator for more information. Reason given for ban: Unacceptable post and refusal to listen to moderators A ban has been issued on your username.< BTW, when are you going to report me to me? -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,06:58    shimmy, shimmy, shimmy Hey, Kristine, know the best part about being a baby kangaroo? Having a womb with a view. Zero :) -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,10:33    Quote (hereoisreal @ Dec. 05 2008,06:58) shimmy, shimmy, shimmy Hey, Kristine, know the best part about being a baby kangaroo? Having a womb with a view. Zero  You brighten my day, man. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,19:56    Quote (Kristine @ Dec. 05 2008,10:33) Quote (hereoisreal @ Dec. 05 2008,06:58) shimmy, shimmy, shimmy Hey, Kristine, know the best part about being a baby kangaroo? Having a womb with a view. Zero :) :D  You brighten my day, man. Help! Does anyone know if male marsupials have pouches? Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

bfish Posts: 267 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,20:33    Quote (hereoisreal @ Dec. 05 2008,17:56) Help! Does anyone know if male marsupials have pouches? Zero Boy, that sounds like the set-up to a punchline. But just in case it isn't.... Q: Do male kangaroos have pouches? A: No. There is no male marsupial of any species that has a pouch1. The pouch is part of the female reproductive anatomy. 1 This is not strictly true. There are two marsupial species where the male is known to have a pouch (the extinct Tasmanian tiger and the South American water opossum), but these are scrotal pouches designed to hold the scrotum. Sounds kinda like nature's briefs, and the tigers were probably damned glad to have that pouch when they ran full speed. The more scholarly things I found indicate that this is an interesting area of difference between the two groups. The scrotalish tissues seem not to be homologous between placentals and marsupials. Could the dangly bits be convergent evolution? Where's that Cornelius Hunter dude? Maybe he has some copied and reversed drawings. Turns out that Pharyngula was all over this four years ago. OK, now I want to hear the punchline of the joke.

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,20:46    Thanks bfish >OK, now I want to hear the punchline of the joke.< Some farmer from Iowa told it to me but it’s too corny to repeat. >Sounds kinda like nature's briefs, and the tigers were probably damned glad to have that pouch when they ran full speed.< And porcupines too.  Ouch -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,21:34    True story: My wife said as she emptied the wine bottle, “That’s the last of the Mohegans.” “Oh well”, I replied, “That’s what they said about our neighbor when she died. ‘That’s the last of Ma Higgins.’ “ We walked out on our porch to have our happy hour and she remarked, “That barber is going to have to stop cutting your hair so short on the sides.  It looks like a Mohawk.” “Oh well” I replied, “Look’s like the last of the Mohawks.” Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,22:25    that coincidence is curiously unremarkable hero, at least in comparison to your usual tales.  i wonder if this stuff obeys entropy laws too.  do tell. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2008,22:57    Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Dec. 05 2008,22:25) that coincidence is curiously unremarkable hero, at least in comparison to your usual tales.  i wonder if this stuff obeys entropy laws too.  do tell. No, I don't think so Raz.  I just work hard at being hard to live with. -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 06 2008,12:22    Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Dec. 05 2008,22:25) that coincidence is curiously unremarkable hero, at least in comparison to your usual tales.  i wonder if this stuff obeys entropy laws too.  do tell. What size are miracles?  Big or small? After having posted the optic nerve comments, I envisioned a three inch string with a knot in the middle as an analogy.   Since the nerves are bundled, the image to the brain would not change, even if a knot was tied in it.   I glanced to the table I was sitting at and saw a three inch string with a knot in the middle lying before me.  I thought, “I’ll save this as a reminder of what happened.  I’ll put it in my pocket because my wife might change the table cloth and throw it away.”  I knew where it came from.  Joan had made a new hanger for a birdhouse the day before. An hour later, I returned from scanning the string into my computer...  The table cloth was changed. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 18 2008,09:01    IMO, worth posting again from page 19: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV7HYVE-Oeo Enjoy Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 18 2008,23:48    http://hereoisreal.com/Beauty_of_Math.pps By chance.... I  (the first letter in the bible) x N (the last letter in the bible) = 126 (A Z) I (9) x AM (1 + 13) = 126 126 + 9 = 135 (ACE) A through Z = 351 God (26) divided by Jesus (74 or GD) = .351351351 to infinity One (1) divided by 74 = 0.0135135135 (ACE to infinity) 135 + 351 = 486 (360 + 126) or 9 x 54 (love) 47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x ACE) = 47,160,900 Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. ***************************** Edit/add: http://evolutionanddesign.blogsome.com/2006....omments (Posted by Sal:August 3, 2006 @ 3:19 pm) If I might give my ranking of the analogies in science with #1 being the strongest in terms of acceptance as “valid”: 1. Mathematics 2. Physics and Chemistry 3. Engineering 4. Biological Structure 5. Biological Function 6. historical hypotheses #1 and #2 are so central to science they are adopted as articles of faith. Given analgous experimental conditions, we expect analogous experimental results. ******************************* Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 20 2008,10:53    Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 18 2008,17:29)     Quote (hereoisreal @ Feb. 27 2008,22:32) Jhn 1:1  In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ = Love x G x O x D (1)    God x God x God  ............................................................ = 47,900,160 (2)    70 seven fold x 99 x love................................................... = 47,900,160 (3)    God x 1260 x love ............................................................ = 47,900,160 (4)    10 %  of heaven seven fold x God x God ............................ = 47,900,160 (5)    10 % of heaven seven fold x (Eve + 22)         x 1260............................................................................. = 47,900,160         (6)    (Eve x 22) x (Eve + 22) x seven circles folded ......................= 47,900,160 (7)    704 x 1260 x 54  ............................................................. = 47,900,160        704 x 1260 = 32 x 77 x 360 .....so (8)      Eve x Christ x 360 x love (54)......................................... = 47,900,160 (9)      One x one week x (3xGod) ............................................. = 47,900,160 (10)    Iron x 2 x God ............................................................... = 47,900,160 (11)   1x2x3x4x5x6x7x8x9x11x12............................................  = 47,900,160          (10 % of ‘you 12') (12)    G x O x D x God x (3 x God)........................................... = 47,900,160 (13)    First x last x It x (3 x God).............................................. = 47,900,160 (14)    ( W + O + R + D ) x 3 AZ x (3 x God).............................. = 47,900,160 (15)   (J x E x S x U x S  x  AZ) + (J + E + S + U + S) x AZ x 15 .= 47,900,160 (16)   47,900,160 minus (Jesus squared x one) ......................... = 47,160,900 edit/add 3/05: (17)  AZ squared + (AZ x love) x (God x 3) ...............................= 47,900,160 Zero IMO, 360 degrees represents a circle, completeness. 360 cubed (46,656,000) plus 360 x love six fold (1244160) = 47,900,160 One round two... ‘IT’ Gen 1:4 And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and God divided the light from the darkness. Zec 11:12 And I said unto them, If ye think good, give [me] my price; and if not, forbear. So they weighed for my price thirty [pieces] of silver. JESUS (gd) +OO (30) = good Silver (85) x 30 = 2550 2550 - 30 = 2520 (seven 360's or 2 x 1260) The word ‘GOD’ says, “Seven circles folded” (1260) And, as you know, 1260 x 704 (GOD) x 54 (LOVE )=47,900,160 Mal 3:16 Then they that feared the LORD spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard [it], and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD, and that thought upon his name. Mal 3:17 And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him. Life is about family, home, and perhaps making a book of remembrance ( scrapbook), when one gets around to it. ******************************** I and my wife are leaving on a seven day cruse today. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 02 2009,06:48    Quote (hereoisreal @ Dec. 03 2008,21:20) Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 17 2008,20:40) IMO, transparency reveals truth.  Did you hear about the blind camera maker?  After completing the task, he said, “Now let there be light.” Zero IMO, one of the best arguments for ID is the eye. How could chance know the eye was needed if there was none.  Nor would it, chance, know anything about the nature and properties of light, to capture and transport it to the brain. Then, if and when the task is finished, say, "Oh, I need to make one more eye for depth perception." When the second is accomplished say," Two is enough. I'll not make three." Every optic nerve is connected on one end to a brain and the other to transparency, a rare quality only found in eyeballs. One human optic nerve, about the size of a drinking straw, contains about 1.2  million bundled separate connections from the rods and cones in one eye to the brain. Zero We’re back.  Had fun but didn’t go overboard. We cannot ‘see’ light.  Light loses all it’s properties when it hits the retina.  It is then converted to electrical pulses which the brain reads through the optic nerve, even though they are upside down and backwards. Talk about design.  WOW! Happy New Year to everyone. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 03 2009,23:03    Light, color, contrast, nor darkness can be described to a person born blind. If God gave you his eyes for a moment, you would see men as 'trees walking'. Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

KenGee Posts: 53 Joined: Oct. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 04 2009,02:21    These posts have got to be a joke, they are the ravings of a madman. -------------- "Proteins are not produced by a chemical reaction, they are manufactured by machinery that is programmed through a base-four digital code. " Frilly Gilly on LIfe

hereoisreal Posts: 745 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 04 2009,06:43    KenGee, did I tell you the joke about the blond nurse that took a red crayon to work in case she had to draw blood? Zero -------------- 360  miracles and more at: http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5) It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 04 2009,08:23    Quote (hereoisreal @ Aug. 02 2008,00:15) Someone on TV was interviewing a famous person; I’m not sure but I think it was Lamb Chop’s Sherry North. During their conversation, a ping was heard from off camera and Sherry said in response, “Another angel just got their wings”. Zero That's the late Shari Lewis. Revered by sock puppets the world over. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 04 2009,09:07    Quote (KenGee @ Jan. 04 2009,00:21) These posts have got to be a joke, they are the ravings of a madman. Yes, but he grows on you.  Here's how SteveStory put it last year: Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 16 2007,17:39) Quote What part of my math is 'babble'? The typed part. Hereoisreal is a kooky troll, but he's the gentlest and least annoying troll I've ever seen. I don't mind him being around at all. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

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