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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,10:08    let's have 'em. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Mike PSS Posts: 428 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,10:26    Luddites fit this thread. Dave is the sledge hammer held by the leftmost person.

Jim_Wynne Posts: 1208 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,10:52    I think this is more like it: -------------- Evolution is not about laws but about randomness on happanchance.--Robert Byers, at PT

BWE Posts: 1902 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,11:20    -------------- Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it Look what it's done so far The Daily Wingnut

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,12:04    -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,12:28    -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,12:41    Is he here? http://www.cropking.com/mushwks.shtml -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Jay Ray Posts: 92 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,16:37    Hmmm...

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,17:25    Richard "Huggy" Hughes' cartoon image of DaveTardI above was closest -- This is a photo of the real Tard deal:   . Note the flushed neck and wattle, typical of the species. Observe the swinish close-set eyes and the Marine flat-top he's let grow long in a stylish flourish. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 09 2006,23:09    -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

Ichthyic Posts: 3325 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,00:45    Quote Dave is the sledge hammer held by the leftmost person. hmm, that's a lousy picture of Dembski. -------------- "And the sea will grant each man new hope..." -CC

bourgeois_rage Posts: 117 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,08:46    This is the first picture that comes up on Google Image search for DaveScot: "Only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers! You're outta here homo!" -dt -------------- Overwhelming Evidence: Apply directly to the forehead.

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,09:35    Here's what those guys looked like a few beers later... -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,11:08    In his PJs -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,11:12    Possibly This Guy -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Mike PSS Posts: 428 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,11:44    Quote (Ichthyic @ Nov. 10 2006,01:45) Quote Dave is the sledge hammer held by the leftmost person. hmm, that's a lousy picture of Dembski. Yeah!  Somebody got the correct reference. Ichthyic, You win a prize.  One annual subscription to weekly AIG eNewsletter.  I'll notify them right away. I think with their UD operation, THIS should be the proper hammer. **Edit:  Changed my mind and the picture.**

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,13:52    Here he is counterprotesting Greenpeace -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 10 2006,18:12    Is this the same guy? No, seriously. -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2006,10:34    If this isn't him, it should be...(posted at bigdumbchimp's blog): -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2006,12:03    F-Bomb tosser DaveTard is throwing the f-bomb here...at my door...knocking despite the fact that I have all the lights off and I'm hiding in the bathroom... Help! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Occam's Toothbrush Posts: 555 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 14 2007,06:17    Clearly this thread's time of reckoning is at hand.  I say I win. Quote (Occam's Toothbrush @ Nov. 09 2006,12:28) -------------- "Molecular stuff seems to me not to be biology as much as it is a more atomic element of life" --Creo nut Robert Byers ------ "You need your arrogant ass kicked, and I would LOVE to be the guy who does it. Where do you live?" --Anger Management Problem Concern Troll "Kris"

jeannot Posts: 1201 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 14 2007,07:01    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Nov. 09 2006,12:04) Arden was pretty close to the real thing.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 14 2007,08:10    Wait that photo is the real Dave Tard? YIKES. And this guy claims to have women beg to be impregnated by him? Oh the delusion. ARGH IT HURTS! My rational mind cannot encompass the cognitive dissonance such a stark contradiction of reality takes. TEH STUPID, TEH STUPID IT BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS! {SPROIOIOIOING} <----- sound of catastrophic mind fart Hello Children, I've come here to talk to you about the wonders of Jeezis. Jeezis created the world in 6 days only 6000 years ago.... {KERSMACK}  <----- sound of my wife hitting me in head with snow shovel. Thanks my darling, you really saved me there, I thought I was AFDave combined with Dave Tard {Wife looks at me in that "Get off the net fuckball" way} Ah yes, right away my beloved. Louis -------------- Bye.

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 14 2007,18:13    Haha. Evilutionists make accurate predictions! -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

ke. Posts: 9 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 15 2007,20:31    DT Sexy Fat Bastard

argystokes Posts: 766 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 15 2007,20:53    Wait a minute, that isn't the k.e that I know... Quote (ke. @ Jan. 15 2007,18:31) DT Sexy Fat Bastard Save It For Queen Dopplepopolous! -------------- "Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" -Calvin

GCT Posts: 1001 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 15 2007,21:16    Quote (argystokes @ Jan. 15 2007,21:53) Save It For Queen Dopplepopolous! Great Sealab reference!

ke. Posts: 9 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 15 2007,22:59    Quote (argystokes @ Jan. 15 2007,20:53) Wait a minute, that isn't the k.e that I know... Quote (ke. @ Jan. 15 2007,18:31) DT Sexy Fat Bastard Save It For Queen Dopplepopolous! Sorry Argy --Moved PC and forgot password. I had to google Queen Dopplepopolous to decipher the reference as I ...er had grown up had kids and was in  a real job and on the other side of the world. Another bit of inspired lunacy I missed out on it seems. Did I tell you about a friend who was caught speeding in England in 1973 on his way home form University to catch Monty Python on TV? The cop let him off and apologized for stopping him...true story.

Zarquon Posts: 71 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 16 2007,00:37

slpage Posts: 349 Joined: June 2004 (Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,13:13    Quote (Louis @ Jan. 14 2007,08:10) Wait that photo is the real Dave Tard? It appears to be... Doesn't look 'strong as an ox', either.  Looks a bit... 'tarded... But you're right - the delusions of grandeur are demonstrated in spades by that pic alone...

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