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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,00:28    born as brothers to different mothers and now they're lovers. HAH AND YOU ONLY GET WON CAEK BETWEEN YOUSE. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,01:18    Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 26 2010,22:28) born as brothers to different mothers and now they're lovers. HAH AND YOU ONLY GET WON CAEK BETWEEN YOUSE. I don't mind sharing the cake, as long as Terris Clark and Hatcher jump out of it.  Heck, I'll even let 'Ras pick first. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,06:14    Happy birthday! -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,06:21    Happy birthday to both of you.  And your socks. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,07:07    49? HA HA THIS FNXTR 'Ras, here is your cake. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,08:15    Enjoy your day! But it may be a few years before Hallmark has a card like this. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,08:40    Happy Trips Around the Sun! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,09:19    ahhh how sweet yall.  carlson that is one SWEET CAKE.  i could share me birfday with a lesser lot!  happy balls orbit day fnxtr -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,10:06    Happy Birthday -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,10:11    Have a great one you two... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,10:41    H' B'Day X 2 -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,12:53    Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 27 2010,07:19) ahhh how sweet yall.  carlson that is one SWEET CAKE.  i could share me birfday with a lesser lot!  happy balls orbit day fnxtr Back at you, sir. eta Carlsonjok: thanks for the fb profile pic. ;-) -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,13:00    Quote (JLT @ Feb. 27 2010,04:14) Happy birthday! Spot the difference, indeed. Somebody has a twins fetish, I think. Not that there's anything wrong with that... -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,13:14    Uh oh. Ras is now the same age that Jeebus was. We all know what that means. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Badger3k Posts: 861 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,13:46    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 27 2010,13:14) Uh oh. Ras is now the same age that Jeebus was. We all know what that means. He'll become the basis for the ID movement? -------------- "Just think if every species had a different genetic code We would have to eat other humans to survive.." : Joe G

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,14:54    Happy birthday to you two young whipper-snappers. -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,15:05    Anyone got a match? HHaappyy BBiirrtthhddaayy  yyoouu gguuyyss -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,15:09    49 & 33? Children. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,15:16    Quote (Badger3k @ Feb. 27 2010,11:46) Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 27 2010,13:14) Uh oh. Ras is now the same age that Jeebus was. We all know what that means. He'll become the basis for the ID movement? The bassist? Just point when it's my turn to solo. "'Scuse me! Guitar player, comin' through!  Yeeeaaahhh!!" -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Acipenser Posts: 35 Joined: Jan. 2010 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,15:30    Best Fishes for you on your Birthday!

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,17:03    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 27 2010,14:14) Uh oh. Ras is now the same age that Jeebus was. We all know what that means. Happy birthday, fellas. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,18:08    i have been enjoying telling my family that i am the same age as jesus was when he killed himself.  then just let it go where it wants to.  whoo boy.  omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent, pick 2. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,18:15    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2010,19:08) i have been enjoying telling my family that i am the same age as jesus was when he killed himself.  then just let it go where it wants to.  whoo boy.  omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent, pick 2. Thirty effin three? Crap you've got years to get smacked around. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,18:15    Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Feb. 27 2010,19:08) omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent, pick 2. I'm doing my best to hang on to potent and sentient. You guys do the same, birthday dudes. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,18:51    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Feb. 27 2010,18:15) Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 27 2010,19:08) omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent, pick 2. I'm doing my best to hang on to potent and sentient. You guys do the same, birthday dudes. Volent (bene or male) is a good thing too... -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2010,20:35    -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 01 2010,11:15    Happy Birthday Fnxtr and 'Ras. Remember: horse linament is not for drinking. Unless you really want to. Louis -------------- Bye.

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,00:22    Quote (Louis @ Mar. 01 2010,09:15) Happy Birthday Fnxtr and 'Ras. Remember: horse linament is not for drinking. Unless you really want to. Louis Off on a tangent: I actually saw a guy stagger off a bus one day with a bottle of Aqua Velva in his shirt pocket. Tragic, really. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,04:00    Quote (fnxtr @ Mar. 02 2010,05:22) Quote (Louis @ Mar. 01 2010,09:15) Happy Birthday Fnxtr and 'Ras. Remember: horse linament is not for drinking. Unless you really want to. Louis Off on a tangent: I actually saw a guy stagger off a bus one day with a bottle of Aqua Velva in his shirt pocket. Tragic, really. It was Old Spice.... ....erm, I mean, a bus you say. Hmmmm tragic. Louis -------------- Bye.

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,19:27    and yet darkly amusing. Like the imprint in the snow of some guy who fell down and got up again, but left behind his bottle of Black Label... and his "RUSH" baseball cap. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,19:28    Anyway, next year I get to sing "I'm An Adult Now". -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2010,22:19    And a tardy happy birthday and kia ora to you both from me. fnxtr asked me a question the other day on the Joe G Tardgasm thread which I have failed to have the courtesy to answer (mainly because I haven't thought of any witty way to reply):   Quote Really? Can you explain pharmaceutical nomenclature? Or do they just make up cool sounding names? I mean the generic names, not brand names. I'm afraid I'm a couple of steps removed from the naming process, although we do see some real tongue-twisters. It's sorta fun talking straight faced about hydrochlorothiazide, cholecalciferol and sulfamethoxazole etc. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.â€� We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.â€� -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2010,00:15    ok thanks, Ptaylor (is the P silent? as in swimming?). I was wondering about names impossible for the 1st-year chemist to parse, like ibuprofen, or the generic names for the big sellers (antidepressants, ED treatments, cholesterol control...). I guess I could just look it up. :-) -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,07:47    Hey, guess what day it is? Happy birthday, fellers. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,07:53    Happy Birthday.  No singing, don't worry. -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,08:01    Hippyappypappy Bitherthday! -------------- I’m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,08:25    Happy barfday, guys! Keep the good work... -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,09:00    Dudes! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,09:07    Happy Birthday: Yous May Haz One. Louis -------------- Bye.

Wolfhound Posts: 468 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,09:09    OMG!  It's time to recycle this topic again?! Happy Happy again, boys! Somehow, though, Erasmus, I imagined you were much older.  Your surliness belies your years.  And I mean that in the nicest way possible.   -------------- I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,11:12    Happy birthday to both of you! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,11:50    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I made it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Thanks, everyone. Happy birthday, 'Ras! (and Howard Hesseman, Elizabeth Taylor, and Ralph Nader...) -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,12:49    Special Discovery Institute Designed BD present for you two.. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Alan Fox Posts: 1556 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,14:33    Bonne anniversaire (tardive) les mecs!

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,14:37    Thankz waz grait party uuuuuuurgggggghhhhhh -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,17:43    Happy Trips Around the Sun! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,17:50    happy birfday fellas; Rasser the spazzer and "my name is a made up scrabble word" -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,19:22    Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 27 2011,15:50) happy birfday fellas; Rasser the spazzer and "my name is a made up scrabble word" Heh. That's the most ingenious interpretation of my nym I've seen yet. Nice work.  (It's actually a respelling of a nickname, and not the extrapolation function in some math program.) Yesterday was dip-n-dine at the local spa: an hour of mineral baths and hot-tubs, followed by two hours of tapas. It was glorious. Today it's digestion and black forest CAEK. :-)  Life is good. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,19:23    Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 27 2011,10:49) Special Discovery Institute Designed BD present for you two.. ha ha ha. You gotta wonder what they were thinking... -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,20:37    Um, way to celebrate, you two!   Happy birthdays! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 27 2011,22:22    thanks guys.  i bluegrassed my balls off, jumped in the ramp patch, chilled with fambly and now i am ready to get back atter it. wolfie i am looking forward to souring completely in my old age.  like Louis's mom's crotch! -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 28 2011,03:34    Quote (J-Dog @ Feb. 27 2011,18:49) Special Discovery Institute Designed BD present for you two.. Don't cross the streams. HTH HAND Louis -------------- Bye.

Robin Posts: 1431 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Feb. 28 2011,09:01    Happy belated, O' Venerable Ones! -------------- we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed.  Bilbo The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

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