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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,10:55    "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 You just liek to bend over near me. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,13:45    Quote (Leftfield @ Oct. 20 2009,06:25) Shameful confession: As a layman, sometimes I start to think that maybe the people over there at UD might be onto something. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while and all that. But then something so colossally stupid as the recent post, reporting that the last universal common ancestor was complex, therefore Jeebus, comes up and none of the regulars points out that the last universal common ancestor might, just possibly, not have been the first self-replicating entity. And so I am reminded that any of them who have might the common sense God gave a chicken have no interest in science or reality. That thread is pathetic. �Please, socketeers, go over and set them straight. ETA: If you haven't all been banned by now. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,13:52    Quote (Leftfield @ Oct. 20 2009,06:25) Shameful confession: As a layman, sometimes I start to think that maybe the people over there at UD might be onto something. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while and all that. Or a yellow banana, thus strengthening the hypothesis that Jeebus is Lord. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,13:55    Would a green banana prove anything?

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,13:56    Quote (Henry J @ Oct. 20 2009,11:55) Would a green banana prove anything? That it's not ripe. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,14:06    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,11:44) Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 18 2009,20:26) POEPLES WHO ARE HOMOS AND LIBRULS AND ARE FIRST AGAINST THE WALL COME TEH DESIGN REVOLUTIONS: 1) TARDEN CHATTERBOX 2) HORSE BOTHERER 3) PLEBMAN 4) *New entry* KIEFS. 5) P.DIDDYMOUSE DvK - You want on this list? I know what you're thinking. "Can he count to six or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as I'm an autodictater Polymaths, the most powerful force in teh universe (except for gravity), and would blow your mind clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Six, if you use the banana. I'd better be careful. But RichardTaHuge counting to six will violate SLOT, so I'm safe. Guess I'm lucky! RichardTaHuge, I bow to your superior flamBOYancy! -------------- I知 referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I知 not an evolutionist, I知 a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,14:35    Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flameboyant" -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

FrankH Posts: 525 Joined: Feb. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,14:37    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,14:35) Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flameboyant" I don't know but with the evolution of language it could evolve (or is it devolve?) that way! -------------- Marriage is not a lifetime commitment, it's a life sentence!

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,14:50    Quote (FrankH @ Oct. 20 2009,15:37)   Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,14:35) Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flameboyant" I don't know but with the evolution of language it could evolve (or is it devolve?) that way! That would violate the SLoH! (Second Law of Homo-dynamics) ETA: Not that there's anything wrong with that. -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

Reg Posts: 112 Joined: Dec. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,14:54    tgpeeler opens the Spout Of Ignorance:   Quote The fundamental problem that any materialistic or naturalistic explanation for life faces is that it has the laws of physics as its ONLY explanatory resource. Being restricted to demonstrable reality is a problem? Amazingly, the comment gets far sillier after that. -------------- "Even though I am not a creationist by any reasonable definition ... the Cambrian explosion was doubtless the work of God in my view but I would say that of all creation." - Denyse O'Leary, Oct 17, 2009.

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,14:55    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,15:35) Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flameboyant" Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flamebolaboyanteDelicto" -------------- I知 referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I知 not an evolutionist, I知 a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

FrankH Posts: 525 Joined: Feb. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,15:02    Quote (dvunkannon @ Oct. 20 2009,14:55) Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,15:35) Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flameboyant" Praise teh designer it's not spelled "flamebolaboyanteDelicto" What about jean duplication and getting sticky from Homo Erotic Erectus Pervus humping its leg? -------------- Marriage is not a lifetime commitment, it's a life sentence!

Jim_Wynne Posts: 1208 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,15:59    Quote (Henry J @ Oct. 20 2009,13:55) Would a green banana prove anything? Yes, for sufficiently yellow values of green. -------------- Evolution is not about laws but about randomness on happanchance.--Robert Byers, at PT

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,16:28    Quote (Jim_Wynne @ Oct. 20 2009,15:59) Quote (Henry J @ Oct. 20 2009,13:55) Would a green banana prove anything? Yes, for sufficiently yellow values of green. Actually, we're getting into 'Grue" territory now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Problem_of_Induction -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Raevmo Posts: 235 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,17:43    Morally deprived moron Denyse O'Leary manages to write: Quote If the provenance of the programs addressed is questionable, it is entirely due to Dawkins痴 unwillingness or inability to provide the original. And why, exactly? Am I supposed to believe that he just somehow lost or can稚 remember a program that helped make him rich and famous? Aw, come on, tell me another one. It痴 comedy nite, right? If I needed any further evidence that neo-Darwinism is bust and can稚 be fixed, this would sure convince me. Added: I don稚 know a single reason at this point to think that the original code ever existed, so I would just forget about it. What a sad cunt. -------------- After much reflection I finally realized that the best way to describe the cause of the universe is: the great I AM. --GilDodgen

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:07    Quote (Raevmo @ Oct. 20 2009,15:43) Morally deprived moron Denyse O'Leary manages to write: Quote If the provenance of the programs addressed is questionable, it is entirely due to Dawkins痴 unwillingness or inability to provide the original. And why, exactly? Am I supposed to believe that he just somehow lost or can稚 remember a program that helped make him rich and famous? Aw, come on, tell me another one. It痴 comedy nite, right? If I needed any further evidence that neo-Darwinism is bust and can稚 be fixed, this would sure convince me. Added: I don稚 know a single reason at this point to think that the original code ever existed, so I would just forget about it. What a sad cunt. Mark Frank slaps her down: Quote Quote Am I supposed to believe that he just somehow lost or can稚 remember a program that helped make him rich and famous? Absolutely this is possible. How many programmers keep or can remember code they wrote 20 years ago? It may seem to you that this programme is central to Dawkin痴 fame but that is because the ID world is obsessed with it. In the Blind Watchmaker it makes a very limited point. The discussion of the program occupies about 2 pages of a 350 page book he wrote over 20 years ago. He spends far more effort and time on the biomorph programme. O'Leary's idiotic response: Quote Mark Frank, Suppose I could not remember and had no copy of something I wrote 20 years ago � which, incidentally, made me rich and famous. But a bunch of other people have supplied substitutes. A reasonable person might wonder whether my version ever existed. All I need do is create the impression that I am a genius, and get people to believe it? Meanwhile, people who want to study the question must work with the available information. That woman has a problem. ETA: multiple problems. -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:17    Quote (keiths @ Oct. 20 2009,19:07) O'Leary's idiotic response:   Quote Mark Frank, Suppose I could not remember and had no copy of something I wrote 20 years ago � which, incidentally, made me rich and famous. But a bunch of other people have supplied substitutes. A reasonable person might wonder whether my version ever existed. All I need do is create the impression that I am a genius, and get people to believe it? Meanwhile, people who want to study the question must work with the available information. That woman has a problem. ETA: multiple problems. Is she really sugesting that Dawkins never actually wrote said program? She deserves her own chapter in the Mental Problems section. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:19    Quote (keiths @ Oct. 20 2009,16:07) Quote (Raevmo @ Oct. 20 2009,15:43) Morally deprived moron Denyse O'Leary manages to write: Quote If the provenance of the programs addressed is questionable, it is entirely due to Dawkins痴 unwillingness or inability to provide the original. And why, exactly? Am I supposed to believe that he just somehow lost or can稚 remember a program that helped make him rich and famous? Aw, come on, tell me another one. It痴 comedy nite, right? If I needed any further evidence that neo-Darwinism is bust and can稚 be fixed, this would sure convince me. Added: I don稚 know a single reason at this point to think that the original code ever existed, so I would just forget about it. What a sad cunt. Mark Frank slaps her down: Quote Quote Am I supposed to believe that he just somehow lost or can稚 remember a program that helped make him rich and famous? Absolutely this is possible. How many programmers keep or can remember code they wrote 20 years ago? It may seem to you that this programme is central to Dawkin痴 fame but that is because the ID world is obsessed with it. In the Blind Watchmaker it makes a very limited point. The discussion of the program occupies about 2 pages of a 350 page book he wrote over 20 years ago. He spends far more effort and time on the biomorph programme. O'Leary's idiotic response: Quote Mark Frank, Suppose I could not remember and had no copy of something I wrote 20 years ago � which, incidentally, made me rich and famous. But a bunch of other people have supplied substitutes. A reasonable person might wonder whether my version ever existed. All I need do is create the impression that I am a genius, and get people to believe it? Meanwhile, people who want to study the question must work with the available information. That woman has a problem. ETA: multiple problems. She's treating science like a religion (again). Since Darwin is Evolution God and Dawkins is Evolution Jesus, Denyse simply needs to show that Evolution Jesus is flawed.  Then, since Evolution Jesus is flawed and Jesus Jesus is not flawed, all the evilutionists will stop worshipping Evolution Jesus and start worshipping Jesus Jesus.  All that's wrong will be righted and all Denyse's prose will be coherent. It works in bible class. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"... ﾂ�The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:20    Love this bit: �   Quote All I need do is create the impression that I am a genius, and get people to believe it? Yes, Denyse, that's it! Just start convincing us you're a genius, and riches and fame will be yours! -------------- We no longer say: 窶廣nother day; another bad day for Darwinism.窶� We now say: 窶廣nother day since the time Darwinism was disproved.窶� -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:21    Quote She's treating science like a religion (again). Since Darwin is Evolution God and Dawkins is Evolution Jesus, Denyse simply needs to show that Evolution Jesus is flawed.  Then, since Evolution Jesus is flawed and Jesus Jesus is not flawed, all the evilutionists will stop worshipping Evolution Jesus and start worshipping Jesus Jesus.  All that's wrong will be righted and all Denyse's prose will be coherent. It works in bible class. Even god couldn't do that. -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

someotherguy Posts: 398 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:30    Quote (khan @ Oct. 20 2009,18:21) Quote She's treating science like a religion (again). Since Darwin is Evolution God and Dawkins is Evolution Jesus, Denyse simply needs to show that Evolution Jesus is flawed. �Then, since Evolution Jesus is flawed and Jesus Jesus is not flawed, all the evilutionists will stop worshipping Evolution Jesus and start worshipping Jesus Jesus. �All that's wrong will be righted and all Denyse's prose will be coherent. It works in bible class. Even god couldn't do that. Indeed.  In the ancient Greek system of thought, Denyse was defined, axiomatically, as "She by whose hand nary a coherent sentence may be written" (the name was meant to be ironic).  Under this system a god could no more easily cause Denyse to produce a well-formed, intelligent piece of prose than he could create a boulder so big he couldn't lift it.  Zeus, Apollo and Yahweh all tried--and they all failed miserably.  I think the embarrassment may actually have caused them to go into retirement. -------------- Evolander in training

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:44    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,10:55) "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 You just liek to bend over near me. Then I can see your weewoo under teh skirtses. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:47    Quote (someotherguy @ Oct. 20 2009,16:30) Indeed. �In the ancient Greek system of thought, Denyse was defined, axiomatically, as "She by whose hand nary a coherent sentence may be written" (the name was meant to be ironic). �Under this system a god could no more easily cause Denyse to produce a well-formed, intelligent piece of prose than he could create a boulder so big he couldn't lift it. �Zeus, Apollo and Yahweh all tried--and they all failed miserably. �I think the embarrassment may actually have caused them to go into retirement. Can we debate it with Floyd?  We all know how the "ID iz too sciens!" debate is going to go.  This might be more entertaining. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"... ﾂ�The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:47    weewoo - this meme has thread hoped. It may become virulent. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:51    Quote (Ptaylor @ Oct. 20 2009,18:20) Love this bit: � � Quote All I need do is create the impression that I am a genius, and get people to believe it? Yes, Denyse, that's it! Just start convincing us you're a genius, and riches and fame will be yours! Agreed. It's precious that she claims that it's the tiny section on "weasel" that made Dawkin's book valuable. And that all she has to do is "create the impression" of genius and proceed to step three: Profit! Ah, it's just too funny. And the funniest part of all is that Dembski is only slightly more erudite and willing to work at deception for profit. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:53    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 20 2009,18:47) weewoo - this meme has thread hoped. It may become virulent. Virulent liek ur WEEWOO. I herd abowt U P.S. It's scintillating, snappy repartee like this -- so reminiscent of the best of the Algonquin roundtable -- that makes me wonder why ERV hasn't responded to your sincere cries for attention. Chuffychuff-lover. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,18:56    designer says no secks b4 teh marridge. But you must mutilate the end bit of kid's weewoos. ALL SCIENCE SO FAR. EDIT BECAUSE YOU PEE ESSED, YOU MAMORIZE MY POSTS BECAUSE MY RITEING IS GUD LIEK DENYSES. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,20:29    Wee Willy Dembski Productions (in association with Jesus, Inc.) Presents: An imminent APOCALYPSE. Yes, fight fans, it'll be a clash of titans -- a two-day conference on the campus of Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary that will pit the pure, heavenly God-inspired forces of faith against the foul humanist (*ptooie!*) DARK POWERS OF EVIL SCIENCE. WHO WILL WIN?!?! WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE STEEL-CAGE OCTAGON OF DOOM? Buy your tickets now for only $75, yes, that's right, for that paltry price, YOU can be witness to the blazing, battling brawny brains of brutality of�William Dembski, Stephen Meyer, Jay Richards, and John West. These Masters of Metaphysical Mayhem will take on all foes, all the hellish heathen hordes of EVILUTIONISMS in a THREE-DAY ARMAGEDDON OF APOLOGETICS. Get your tickets today! Remember, it's October 23-24, 2009, the ROCKIN' RAGNAROK OF RECKONING! BE THERE!1!!...Be there...be there! Edited by Lou FCD on Oct. 21 2009,23:16 -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

tsig Posts: 339 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,21:15    Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Oct. 18 2009,18:37) Quote (dvunkannon @ Oct. 18 2009,15:42) It's the Cheetohs laced with Frolic Acid and MSG... Back in the day we just called it "acid." Back in the day. If you can remember the you weren't there "in the day"

tsig Posts: 339 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2009,21:23    Quote (Missing Shade of Blue @ Oct. 19 2009,00:31) The dissertation is nearing completion, thank god. Hopefully just another few months, and I'll be the proud (and probably unemployed) holder of a doctoral degree. Well let me be the first to tell you: Yes I'll have fries with that.

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