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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,13:11   

Quote (Rev. BigDumbChimp @ May 30 2007,11:44)
[quote=Lou FCD,May 30 2007,11:12]
Lou, where are the dinosaurs. Lets be historically accurate at least.......

It was a rush job, I had some errands I hadda run.  Might fix that later, just for you.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,14:44   

Where that Louis avatar be at?


Witch is ready for her kiss.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,14:50   

Quote (Runolfr @ May 30 2007,09:31)
Had to register just to have a go.


Quality.

Same biblical "kind"...?




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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,14:58   

At your command oh witchy one:



Louis

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,15:46   

How fickle and shameless I am...when on family-oriented websites the birdies lay their eggs in private. You have to travel to the Galapagos to see them up close.


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ScaryFacts



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,16:11   

You know, this is why Christians won't come here and participate.  LOLcreationists?  Isn't that a little imature for such a serious topic?  What juvenile humor.  I guess when you run out of good arguments you resort to making fun of your adversary.

What's next, a flash video of Dembski and his crew complete with fart noises?

No one on the creation side would...oh, shoot, never mind.

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,16:35   

Shaking a finger at everyone, or is there a list? :)

Well, I may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb!



Oh now I've done it.

Remember who called me a "traitor" once. ;) (I'm not a traitor, I just didn't want to leave somebody all alone in the LOLcats den because I also had problems with it.)

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,16:41   

Quote (Kristine @ May 30 2007,16:35)
Shaking a finger at everyone, or is there a list? :)

Well, I may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb!



Oh now I've done it.

Remember who called me a "traitor" once. ;) (I'm not a traitor, I just didn't want to leave somebody all alone in the LOLcats den because I also had problems with it.)

Iz which:



Can I has spellz? No. Is violatez Mefodologik nachuralizm.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,17:26   

Spelz, schmelz. I can haz cheezeburgerz! :)

And see how nice I am? I shar'd it with Adam (when Eve wasn't looking) 'cause the animalz waz being mean!

That's cool, right? I pick'd it off a tree and gave it to him. I mean, it grows on a tree, itz free, rite?



Teh witch did a good deed, huh?  :p

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,17:59   

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How fickle and shameless I am...when on family-oriented websites the birdies lay their eggs in private. You have to travel to the Galapagos to see them up close.


hmm, then how come i see the birdies pictured laying eggs every day over on UD?

those are always rotten eggs, though, so maybe the fertile ones are laid in private, as you suggest...

must have something to do with the super-secret ID research.

did you see any evidence of that super-secret ID research in the Galapagos?

or was it just more rotten eggs?

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,18:02   

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What's next, a flash video of Dembski and his crew complete with fart noises?


no, that was first.

kinda the point, but then I'm just pointing to your point, pointedly, like someone else pointed out in a different point.

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ScaryFacts



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,22:43   

Quote (Ichthyic @ May 30 2007,19:02)
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What's next, a flash video of Dembski and his crew complete with fart noises?


no, that was first.

kinda the point, but then I'm just pointing to your point, pointedly, like someone else pointed out in a different point.

Thanks for noticing Ichy.  I thought I was being witty, but everyone seems much more concerned with flirting with Kristine than giving me the ego boost of laughing at my jokes.

Thanks for pointing that out.

You're a good Christian.

   
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,22:54   

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You're a good Christian.


yup.  I'm one of the only TRUE xians:

atheists.

all you other xians are just... wrong.

so there.

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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,23:53   



Why I learned to play the oud.  Do me in 6:8 babay!

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,00:07   

Quote (Dr.GH @ May 30 2007,23:53)


Why I learned to play the oud.  Do me in 6:8 babay!

PHHHHHFFF. WALTZER.




:angry:

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,01:03   

Quote (Richardthughes @ May 31 2007,00:07)
Quote (Dr.GH @ May 30 2007,23:53)


Why I learned to play the oud.  Do me in 6:8 babay!

PHHHHHFFF. WALTZER.
:angry:

You forget the zills.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,09:07   

Quote (Dr.GH @ May 31 2007,01:03)
Quote (Richardthughes @ May 31 2007,00:07)
 
Quote (Dr.GH @ May 30 2007,23:53)


Why I learned to play the oud.  Do me in 6:8 babay!

PHHHHHFFF. WALTZER.
:angry:

You forget the zills.

and "manic depression".

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,11:09   

Y'know what'd be cool?  If someone took the time to make creobot skins for the bots in Unreal Tournament (UT '99, coz 2003 sucked, and though I like the new game types in 2k4 (Onslaught RULZZZZZZ!!!!!11one11one), it plays like 2k3 unfortunately.  '99 is still the shitte.  Lookin' forward to 2k7.)

Just sayin'.

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guthrie



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,11:41   

Now now, why stoop to their level?  I mean they only produced that game last year in which you could run around killing unbelievers.

Can any comic genius come up with a Princess Bride one?  I'm thinking the Sicilian saying something superficially intelligent.

  
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,12:20   

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Quote (Ichthyic @ May 30 2007,19:02)
   
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What's next, a flash video of Dembski and his crew complete with fart noises?


no, that was first.

kinda the point, but then I'm just pointing to your point, pointedly, like someone else pointed out in a different point.

Thanks for noticing Ichy.  I thought I was being witty, but everyone seems much more concerned with flirting with Kristine than giving me the ego boost of laughing at my jokes.

Thanks for pointing that out.

You're a good Christian.

I laughed! I laffed a real big laffy... :)

AT YOUR COMMAND, LOL LOU...
:D

I guess someone else will have to be the princess bride. :( :)

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,12:28   

WHOA!

Are you comparing yourself to Denyse "Church Lady" O'Leary?

Listen Kristine, normally I'd refrain from lowering myself to a comment on someone's physical appearance, but dudette, you aren't in the same species as that boot faced old troglodyte. Holy tap dancing Batman on vibrating dong, Kristine, Denyse is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mother. I'm not saying she's ugly (well ok I am) because beauty is only skin deep, ugly on the other hand goes right to the fucking bone. Anyone can be ugly, Church Lady is abusing the privilege. If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards. Enough ugly jokes?

You are VASTLY distant, by any objective or subjective measure of human female pulchritude, from the O'Leary woman.....even in you ARE a witch. Hmmmm I suspect that this was the purpose of your post...damn! I've been fooled by your wily feminine ways again.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,12:53   

Quote (Louis @ May 31 2007,11:28)
WHOA!

Are you comparing yourself to Denyse "Church Lady" O'Leary?

Listen Kristine, normally I'd refrain from lowering myself to a comment on someone's physical appearance, but dudette, you aren't in the same species as that boot faced old troglodyte. Holy tap dancing Batman on vibrating dong, Kristine, Denyse is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mother. I'm not saying she's ugly (well ok I am) because beauty is only skin deep, ugly on the other hand goes right to the fucking bone. Anyone can be ugly, Church Lady is abusing the privilege. If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards. Enough ugly jokes?

You are VASTLY distant, by any objective or subjective measure of human female pulchritude, from the O'Leary woman.....even in you ARE a witch. Hmmmm I suspect that this was the purpose of your post...damn! I've been fooled by your wily feminine ways again.

Louis

Hey! You dissin' my Denyse suit? Can't you see that I'm on a mission to "pass" amongst them so's I canz getz into duh Creashun Moozeum fer freez? Ans my soot no gud? I work'd hard on dis!

Dang.  :angry:

(No, all kidding aside, your comment is very much appreciated, Louis. :) I was giving it back to a teaser on another thread. Plus, I figured I owed Denyse one, since I have lowered myself myself.)

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,15:41   

Quote (guthrie @ May 31 2007,11:41)
Now now, why stoop to their level?  I mean they only produced that game last year in which you could run around killing unbelievers.

Can any comic genius come up with a Princess Bride one?  I'm thinking the Sicilian saying something superficially intelligent.

As it happens, UT bots are very customizable, and I do in fact have one that uses a voice pack of clips from The Princess Bride, so when he kills someone he taunts them with "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line" or "My way's not very sportsmanlike" or one of several other clips.

Interestingly enough, that particular bot's name (out of the box, I didn't change it) is Ichthys.  Hmmmm...

I also have various and sundry models, skins, and voice packs of Buffy, Yoda, Picard, Data, Worf, MP & the Holy Grail, etc. that clever little fans have made and shared.  It's quite the menagerie upon which to release my stress from time to time.

I confess, I really enjoy ultra-violent first person shooter type video games if they're done well.  I suppose I have to hand in my PeaceLuvinHippie ID Card now don't I?  Bummer.

(Now where did I put that Doom CD?)

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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,18:02   



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Given that we are all descended from Adam and Eve...genetic defects as a result of intra-family marriage would not begin to crop up until after the first few dozen generations. - Dr. Hugh Ross

  
Gunthernacus



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,18:05   



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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,19:50   

the talent level is rising...

that last one had me on the floor.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,19:55   

Quote (Gunthernacus @ May 31 2007,19:02)

Having looked at that photo a number of times, and trying to guess based on the height of the photographer and the truck, I'm putting Davescot around 5'7-5'8.

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: May 31 2007,23:33   

Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ May 27 2007,09:31)
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When I see that sweater, words like 'ghastly' spring to mind.


I was kind of surprised by the sweater. That June 17th in Haverford was hot and humid. I had planned to present in my suit coat, but had to settle for setting the coat aside.

Would there be some interest in the other pictures I took at that meeting?

Post 'em, Wes.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,10:27   

Once more for the Hamster!

:D

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(Permalink) Posted: June 01 2007,11:33   

Quote (Louis @ May 31 2007,12:28)
WHOA!

Are you comparing yourself to Denyse "Church Lady" O'Leary?

Listen Kristine, normally I'd refrain from lowering myself to a comment on someone's physical appearance, but dudette, you aren't in the same species as that boot faced old troglodyte. Holy tap dancing Batman on vibrating dong, Kristine, Denyse is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mother. I'm not saying she's ugly (well ok I am) because beauty is only skin deep, ugly on the other hand goes right to the fucking bone. Anyone can be ugly, Church Lady is abusing the privilege. If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards. Enough ugly jokes?

You are VASTLY distant, by any objective or subjective measure of human female pulchritude, from the O'Leary woman.....even in you ARE a witch. Hmmmm I suspect that this was the purpose of your post...damn! I've been fooled by your wily feminine ways again.

Louis

I second Louis's excellent use of diction and scansion, and recognition of common sense and beauty. It's what separates us from the animals... No, not YOU Denyse!

Come on Kristine!  Plus you have a couple of other good "points" going for you...(Hey I AM a caveman after all - what the hell do you expect?)

To say nothin of brain power, shimmy power (reportedly) and what has to be 1,000% better sense of humor!~

Topic of discussion:  Densyse O'Leary - Totally butt ugly, or proof of evolutionary retrogression?

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