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JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,11:58    Happy Birthday Quack! -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,12:20    If Quack is on the loose, then this PSA is timely: -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. �We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,12:29    Happy Trip Through Time and Space! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,12:42    I have been watching "In the Night Garden" with my (very nearly) one year old. Leicester won the rugby at the weekend and I have been drinking for six. My brain is consequently mush. I was going to think up some witty, aposite piece of erudite humour to amuse you on your birthday. Well, that or a knob gag. Sadly, I can't, so: Happy Birthday, time for a classic: Louis -------------- Bye.

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,13:36    Happy Birthday! -------------- I�m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I�m not an evolutionist, I�m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

sledgehammer Posts: 533 Joined: Sep. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,15:21    Happy Quack Attack! -------------- The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny is alleviated by their lack of consistency. -A. Einstein �(H/T, JAD) If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. ?Think about that. -K. Hovind

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,15:25    Okay everybody, I'm gonna tell you about some birthday parties I've been to And when I get to the "Happy Birthday" part, well, I want you to say "Happy Birthday" the same way the animals said it at the party! Here we go! A cat had a birthday and all the cats came To eat cat cake and play a cat game To open cat presents and when they were through They said "Happy Birthday" the way cats do And they said, "Meow, meow, meow" Everybody do it now, "Meow, meow, meow" Really nothing to it, "Meow, meow, meow" Well image that, you've just said "Happy Birthday" in cat That's what you did! A duck had a birthday and all the ducks came To eat duck cake and play a duck game To open duck presents and when they were through They said "Happy Birthday" the way that ducks do And they said, "Quack, quack, quack" Everybody do it now, "Quack, quack, quack" Really nothing to it, "Quack, quack, quack" Well the ducks are in luck, you've just said "Happy Birthday" in duck Now when a rooster wants to say "Happy Birthday" to you He says, "Cock-a-doodle, cock-a-doodle-do" Now listen real close and I'll tell you more "Happy Birthday" to a lion is a great big "ROAR", nice A cow had a birthday and all the cows came To eat cow cake and play a cow game To open cow presents and when they were through They said "Happy Birthday" the way cows do And they said, "Moo, moo, moo" Everybody do it now, "Moo, moo, moo" Really nothing to it, "Moo, moo, moo" Well you just learned how to say "Happy Birthday" in cow Where's the cats? (meow, meow, meow) Let's hear the ducks! (quack, quack, quack) Do it rooster! (cock-a-doodle-do) What's up lion? (ROAR) Word cows! (moo, moo, moo) You were really great, I'm proud of ya, "Happy Birthday"! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,15:29    For you: Happy birfffffday! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,15:50    Quaaaarckkkk! excuse me... Quote Leicester won the rugby at the weekend and I have been drinking for six. Interpretation: they won 6 months ago, and he's been drinking since then. He'll stop when they next win. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,15:59    Many thanks to all of you! I've been waiting all day, will they remember me? Well, I've been hoping it was only the time difference and there you are, while it now is time for me to put myself to bed. I've got some beans to spill, but that will have to wait until tomorrow. The festivities were dealt with Saturday evening so I am reasonably clear now, just had to taste some of the chateau bottled cognac I got. Yummy-yum. -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,16:52    H' B'day

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,17:56    Hapyy birfday, Quack!   -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,19:12    Late, but apropriate, I hope! Quack, Quack, Quack -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,19:59    Happy birthday, kia ora. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.” -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 31 2010,22:38    Quacky birthday! Oh, and Kattarina98, too! Where's she??? -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

didymos Posts: 1828 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,00:31    In before midnight, PST: Happy birthday.  There I said it. -------------- I wouldn't be bothered reading about the selfish gene because it has never been identified. -- Denyse O'Leary, professional moron Again "how much". I don't think that's a good way to be quantitative.-- gpuccio

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,02:10    Habby purthday Quack! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Alan Fox Posts: 1556 Joined: Aug. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,03:22    Yes, Happy Birthday from me too!

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,06:08    And a Mallard Fizz with that, bartender . . . Happy Birdy! -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,08:03    Happy belated. (I was on the road most of yesterday.) -------------- fusilier James 2:24

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,10:17    How swell of you! Now, the beans I promised to spill. I have a feeling I will be less active from now on but I suppose the lurking will continue. For the rest, there isn't much I can contribute to the war effort. Sadly, creationism isn't much of an issue here. I'd have enjoyed a local debate. I decided a while ago that when I passed fourscore, I would make my other identities known. At talk.origins and at Pandas Thumb, I am using my real name, Rolf Aalberg. � At UcD, I am Cabal. At TT, (very seldom) I am Satolep. I guess that was all, thought there would have been more. -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,18:44    Belated Happy Birthday! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 01 2010,19:06    Quote (Quack @ June 01 2010,10:17) At talk.origins and at Pandas Thumb, I am using my real name, Rolf Aalberg. � -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it. �We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

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