Louis
Posts: 6436
Joined: Jan. 2006
|
Hearty Congratumalations!
You, yes you, have been selected for a special birthday message from {insert name here}. {Insert name here} has called our exclusive, professional, executive, specialist, elite company to offer you, yes you, a once in a lifetime present and greeting. Please pick from any of the following presents to be shipped to your door immediately:
a) A once in a lifetime, limited time only exclusive, luxury offer from a Nigerian businessman who just needs your, yes your, bank account details so he can make a deposit of hundreds of millions of US dollars. The money will rest in your account for a few weeks as our highly executive Nigerian businessman makes his way out of the country to your very doorstep, where he will accept a cheque from for only 90% of the total sum. This leaves you with at least 10% of the original sum PLUS INTEREST! Many customers have been satisfied this way.
Disclaimer: Money may not actually be deposited into your account. However money may be withdrawn from your account to cover costs.
b) Feeling a bit down about getting older? The old hunk of junk not working as well any more? Well all your impotence worries can be cured right now! Not only do we have a lifetime's supply of Viagra for you, but you, yes you can take you pick from a selection of ethically sourced impoverished young beauties from around the globe. Sex or sexuality is not an issue! In the case of your current sex status being female we can supply our new lady specific Viagra alternative - Niagra! Here are just two of our models, designed to suit all tastes:
Disclaimer: Models may differ from ones shown and very few, if any will actually recognise you. Viagra/Niagra may not arrive.
c) Nothing. Yes, Nothing.
Happy Birthday
{Insert name here}
--------------
Bye.
|
So enjoy this one, you'll have to wait awhile for another. 
