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Posted by: Albatrossity2 on May 01 2010,10:36

Congrats to the birthday boys, and may you see many more!
Posted by: khan on May 01 2010,12:09

Happy Trip(s) Through Space and Time!
Posted by: J-Dog on May 01 2010,12:46

Happy BD Lou and Sledge.  Since you are both different, I didn't want to get you both the same LOLcatz birthday card... so I gotz you this one that you can complete as needed...


Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on May 01 2010,12:54



HBDs!!!
Posted by: carlsonjok on May 01 2010,13:17

May your party be attended by clowns.


Posted by: Dr.GH on May 01 2010,14:29

Congratulations on another orbit.
Posted by: fusilier on May 01 2010,14:41

Hippo Birdy Two Ewes
Posted by: ppb on May 01 2010,16:27

Happy birthday to you both.


Posted by: fnxtr on May 01 2010,19:20

hell yes.

Happy birthday louFCD and Sledgehammer (heh. We were going to cover that song on the new album "Stucco Removal Machine).

Funny, you don't look a day over 90, sledge.
Posted by: didymos on May 01 2010,20:18

Happy Birthday, DethKlok style:




< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojhydGkSIIc >


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Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every new year

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY

RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

You're running out of life...

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Posted by: Bob O'H on May 02 2010,07:12

Oops, late. So happy hangover day!
Posted by: JLT on May 02 2010,09:57

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Oops, late. So happy hangover day!
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Ditto!
Posted by: sledgehammer on May 02 2010,11:12

Thanks for all the anniversarial acknowledgments.
 

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Funny, you don't look a day over 90, sledge.
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Thanks fnx, but after DethKlok,  

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Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
You're running out of life...
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I feel more like 900
So I decided to make like Noah and get drunk.  

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So happy hangover day!
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I'm feeling the pain.
Posted by: Alan Fox on May 02 2010,12:06

Tardif mais quand-même,

Bonne anniversaire!
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 02 2010,18:56

Thanks everybody. Had a lovely birthday weekend tromping through woods and streams and pine savanna, and started this morning at 0:dark30 walking the Emerald Isle beach searching for signs of nesting sea turtles.

I am LouFCD of the Sea Turtle Protection Program. I'm like a superhero or something.

This is finals week, so back to the books I should have had my nose in all weekend.
Posted by: Ptaylor on May 02 2010,19:37

Quote (JLT @ May 03 2010,04:57)
 
Quote (Bob O'H @ May 02 2010,13:12)
Oops, late. So happy hangover day!
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Ditto!
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And me. Kia ora to you both.
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on May 02 2010,20:59

Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Richardthughes on May 02 2010,23:15

Fortunatley YouTube has a perfect song for you both:

< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs >

Happy Birfday: “Fucking Magnets, How do they work?”
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 03 2010,04:44

Quote (Alan Fox @ May 02 2010,18:06)
Tardif mais quand-même,

Bonne anniversaire!
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Pareil!

Joyeux anniversaire à vous deux!
Posted by: Louis on May 03 2010,14:56

Quote (JLT @ May 02 2010,14:57)
Quote (Bob O'H @ May 02 2010,13:12)
Oops, late. So happy hangover day!
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Ditto!
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Ditthree

Louis
Posted by: Kristine on May 03 2010,22:01

All my shimmies to you on your birthday! :)
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 01 2011,04:52

A very happy birthday to Lou and Sledgy!!!
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 01 2011,06:47

Thanks Phil, and a belated thanks to the ones I missed from last year after I went back to studying for finals!

Talk about being on time! lol

But again this year, it's finals week. Lab practical tomorrow, two finals back to back on Wednesday morning, and the last final on Friday. Gonna be a busy week. *sigh*
Posted by: OgreMkV on May 01 2011,06:58

Happy Birthdays!!

And you voluntarily did that on your birthday?!?!?  and I thought I was weird...
Posted by: Wolfhound on May 01 2011,07:30

Recycling is good for the environment! Happy Birthday, fellas!

Big, sloppy licks to you!
Posted by: Dr.GH on May 01 2011,07:57

H' B'day
Posted by: Reciprocating Bill on May 01 2011,08:26

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

Yer Older!
Posted by: dvunkannon on May 01 2011,08:28

Happy Birthday, sorry I'm 365 days late!

oh wait...
Posted by: olegt on May 01 2011,08:50



Lenin Cat sez Happy Birthday, comrades!
Posted by: fnxtr on May 01 2011,11:29

Wolfie's  right.

What I said last year, +1. :-)

Happy orbit, gents.

Hey, look we got sunshine on the west coast today...
Posted by: Kristine on May 01 2011,11:48

Happy birthday, you two! Here is your belly gram complete with shimmies! :)


Posted by: Lou FCD on May 01 2011,14:29

Thanks ev'buddy. I'm going to celebrate with a bottle of champagne on Friday, as soon as I get out of my last final!
Posted by: khan on May 01 2011,15:23

Quote (Lou FCD @ May 01 2011,15:29)
Thanks ev'buddy. I'm going to celebrate with a bottle of champagne on Friday, as soon as I get out of my last final!
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Sounds good.

Enjoy circling the sun.
Posted by: Texas Teach on May 01 2011,15:33

Happy birthday, guys, and remember:

If you cant be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with*.


*Unless it's the folks at UD.  Then you should just run.
Posted by: paragwinn on May 01 2011,15:50

Happy Birthday, Lou and Sledgehammer!
Posted by: J-Dog on May 01 2011,15:57

Congratulations again you two... Please note that I was gonna post a very cute, yet appropriate picture of Twin LOLCats, but Google came up with pictures of twins that might make Wolfie and Kristine "uncomfortable", so we will just have them stop by later and greet you personally.

Meanwhile, youwill have to be satisfied with:


Posted by: khan on May 01 2011,16:17

Happy Sledgehammer!
Posted by: Kristine on May 01 2011,16:27

Be careful - Wolfie and me might actually be those twins. :p
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 01 2011,18:17

Quote (Kristine @ May 01 2011,22:27)
Be careful - Wolfie and me might actually be those twins. :p
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Now, that's just plain cruel! I have a very low fantasy tollerance treshold...


(And Alicja reads this board, so I guess I'm single, very soon...)
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on May 01 2011,18:23

Happy Birthday!
Posted by: fusilier on May 01 2011,19:13

... and once more, with feeling!
Posted by: Richardthughes on May 01 2011,20:34

Happy Birfday, fellas!
Posted by: Wolfhound on May 01 2011,21:45

Quote (Kristine @ May 01 2011,17:27)
Be careful - Wolfie and me might actually be those twins. :p
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LOL!
Posted by: Wolfhound on May 01 2011,21:48

I'm sexy and in awesome shape for an old broad (or most any age).  But I'm still an old broad.
Posted by: Louis on May 01 2011,22:10

It is 4 am here, I am exceedingly drunk and very tired. There was Unadvisable Cider. Not good. I blame the Space Lizards.

Now, since I am barely coherent, I shall offer these words for the people with birthdays:

Birthday. Happy.

Please rearrange them to make a common phrase or sentence which pleases you on this great day of celebration.

Louis

P.S. Wolfie + Kristine? I cannot think about such levels of eroticism. In my weakened and enfeebled state I may die. I may have to look at a picture of Densy O'Leary to subdue myself. No, no. Surely nothing could ever be THAT bad? Could it?
Posted by: Kristine on May 02 2011,00:14

Quote (Wolfhound @ May 01 2011,21:48)
I'm sexy and in awesome shape for an old broad (or most any age).  But I'm still an old broad.
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I'm an old broad myself. It's not the age - it's the shimmy mileage! :)
Posted by: Robin on May 02 2011,08:12

Well snizzle my nizzle! I has done missed reco'nizin' you boys' born days on the an'vers'ry. Dats da poops...

Hope it was really flashy like...with lots of sirens and lights, but without the bar and cell mates.
Posted by: Wolfhound on May 02 2011,15:46

Quote (Kristine @ May 02 2011,01:14)
Quote (Wolfhound @ May 01 2011,21:48)
I'm sexy and in awesome shape for an old broad (or most any age).  But I'm still an old broad.
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I'm an old broad myself. It's not the age - it's the shimmy mileage! :)
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Well, then, my mileage is pretty darned low, in all actuality.

Vrooooooom!   :D
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 02 2011,18:16

Thank you all again. I hope the year ahead is full of win for us all. :)
Posted by: sledgehammer on May 07 2011,12:57

What Lou said.  Belated thanks to all of our well-wishers.
I've been in the Hinterlands for the past few weeks, blissfully un-ensnared by the web, but it's good to be back in touch.
Posted by: Steviepinhead on May 10 2011,18:46

Late on more birthday greetings!

Sorry, guys, but I hope you had excellent celebratory occasions nonetheless!
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 01 2012,03:31

A very happy birthday to Lou and Sledgy!!!

And Lou, good luck with your finals.
Posted by: Kattarina98 on May 01 2012,03:57


Posted by: JLT on May 01 2012,04:03

Happy birthdays!
Posted by: fusilier on May 01 2012,06:41

Sledge, a hunnert 'n' too???

Happy birfday to the pair of ya.
Posted by: fnxtr on May 01 2012,08:38

Ah, yes, this again.

Way to not die yet, photomage and sledger!  :-)
Posted by: OgreMkV on May 01 2012,08:54

Haybe birthday... again
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 01 2012,11:08

Yay, I'm still breathing! UNCW hasn't killed me yet, but I was beginning to wonder there for a while this year.
Posted by: Bob O'H on May 01 2012,12:59

That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

A nice warm cup of cocoa never kills you(*).



* Note: this may not actually be true, although it will never kill you more than once
Posted by: Richardthughes on May 01 2012,13:03

Happy Birfday, love Rich and Joe G. xxx
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on May 01 2012,13:45

Belated Happy Birthday!
Posted by: khan on May 01 2012,14:02

Happy Orbits! to the two.
Lou will have to postpone debauchery until after finals.
Posted by: Kristine on May 01 2012,16:45

All my shimmies, of course! And no delay of debauchery is warranted! ;)
Posted by: paragwinn on May 02 2012,00:06

Happy Birthday, Lou & Sledgehammer!
Posted by: Ptaylor on May 02 2012,00:11

Happy birthday, kia ora.
Posted by: sledgehammer on May 02 2012,00:51

Thanks everyone.  Funny, I don't feel 102 y.o.
 Thought I'd share this LOLkitteh someone sent:


Happy bidet Lou!  Where's that f/1.2 NSFW photo you promised, huh?
Posted by: Louis on May 02 2012,03:40

Birthday...Happy...William...Shatner...Acting...School!

Louis
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 02 2012,10:38

Thanks again, peeps!

Quote (sledgehammer @ May 02 2012,01:51)
Happy bidet Lou!  Where's that f/1.2 NSFW photo you promised, huh?
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You too!

Eh, I haven't decided if I like it yet. I think I just tanked my Physics grade with that final. I'm going to go crawl in a hole and try to do better on my OChem final on Monday. Then I'll have some time to get back behind the camera.

There are a few on my website that are recent to hold you over. Not of me, mind you, but someone much prettier.
Posted by: Steviepinhead on May 11 2012,19:32

Still more belated happy birthdays to Sledge and Lou!
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 12 2012,07:55

Quote (Steviepinhead @ May 11 2012,20:32)
Still more belated happy birthdays to Sledge and Lou!
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10Q berry muy mucho!
Posted by: J-Dog on May 12 2012,08:29

Holy Dembski's Douchenozzle!  I am sorry I am late to the party, I just noticed that you two are now older and wiser by a year.

Congratulations, keep on hammerin' and Lou-ing.
Posted by: sledgehammer on May 12 2012,13:09

Quote (J-Dog @ May 12 2012,06:29)
Holy Dembski's Douchenozzle!  I am sorry I am late to the party, I just noticed that you two are now older and wiser by a year.
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Well, older anyways, and at least I have Lou beat on that score.
Posted by: IanBrown_101 on May 17 2012,15:58

Argh! I'm back again!

Happy birthday to the two of you. Even if I am really late.
Posted by: J-Dog on May 17 2012,16:57

Quote (IanBrown_101 @ May 17 2012,15:58)
Argh! I'm back again!

Happy birthday to the two of you. Even if I am really late.
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Ian - well, we're all just happy that you made bail...  Who knew that "Louis's Mum" was really his Mum???!!


Posted by: sledgehammer on May 17 2012,17:23

Hey, better late than never. We saved you some leftover cake and beer.  The cake is a little stale and the beer is a bit flat and warm, but I hear the Brits like it that way.
Posted by: IanBrown_101 on May 17 2012,17:56

I'll avoid the flat warm beer, whether it's horrible ale that's meant to be served that way or crap American beer that's gone "off" (like it was ever "on") but a thank you for the cake. Stale is fine.
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 18 2012,14:18

Thanks, Ian. Good to see you!
Posted by: IanBrown_101 on May 18 2012,17:19

Good to see you too!

I actually came back for a devious, nefarious reason....

To insult Louis some more.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 01 2013,06:12

Happy birthday Lou and Sledge!!!

Many more to come, I hope.
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 01 2013,06:25

Thanks, SDog!
Posted by: fusilier on May 01 2013,07:02

hippo birdies!
Posted by: OgreMkV on May 01 2013,07:55

Happy Birthday!!
Posted by: k.e.. on May 01 2013,10:36

Happy Birthday sorry I can't be there for the CAEK!
Posted by: khan on May 01 2013,11:06

Happy Solar Orbits!
Posted by: Texas Teach on May 01 2013,16:54

Happy birthday!
Posted by: J-Dog on May 01 2013,17:00

Be good you two - and enjoy the day.  It could be worse - You could be in Montserrat:)
Posted by: Timothy McDougald on May 01 2013,20:38

Happy Birthday to both of you!
Posted by: sledgehammer on May 02 2013,01:11

Thanks everybody.  Haven't posted in a while. I'm running about a week behind in my reading, so the topics have moved on by the time I get to them. Still lurking. Still entertained. Carry on, all.
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 02 2013,17:56

What he said!
Posted by: Kattarina98 on May 03 2013,04:39

Happy birthday, you two, sorry I can't send you personalised postcards, I'm in Tasmania and posting from my iPad.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 03 2013,20:47

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 03 2013,11:39)
Happy birthday, you two, sorry I can't send you personalised postcards, I'm in Tasmania and posting from my iPad.
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I hate you! Out of jealousy, of course. We're planning (slowly) to move to New Zealand. Dreamland, as we call it.
Posted by: Ptaylor on May 04 2013,00:52

Happy birthdays Hellboy and Man-who-wears-apple-on-head.
Hope NZ lives up to your expectations SD.


Posted by: Kattarina98 on May 04 2013,02:53

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 04 2013,03:47)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 03 2013,11:39)
Happy birthday, you two, sorry I can't send you personalised postcards, I'm in Tasmania and posting from my iPad.
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I hate you! Out of jealousy, of course. We're planning (slowly) to move to New Zealand. Dreamland, as we call it.
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It's great! (minus the threat of early arthritis due to humidity).
Posted by: Schroedinger's Dog on May 04 2013,06:15

Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 04 2013,09:53)
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ May 04 2013,03:47)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ May 03 2013,11:39)
Happy birthday, you two, sorry I can't send you personalised postcards, I'm in Tasmania and posting from my iPad.
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I hate you! Out of jealousy, of course. We're planning (slowly) to move to New Zealand. Dreamland, as we call it.
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It's great! (minus the threat of early arthritis due to humidity).
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I lived in central Florida for a while. Bring it on!
Posted by: Richardthughes on May 04 2013,09:27

Happy belated birthday, fellas!
Posted by: Lou FCD on May 05 2013,18:52

Hey, thanks Rich, and thanks to everyone who's wished us well this year.
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