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Occam's Toothbrush



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,10:39   

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Darwin’s Final “Resting” Place
GilDodg'em

"One day our sun will turn into a red giant. When that happens its corona will expand beyond the orbit of the earth. The earth’s atmosphere will be stripped away, the seas will boil away, the sands will fuse into glass, and all life will be exterminated. There will be no record of anything anyone has ever done, created, or thought."

Duh, unless in the four billion years between now and then, our descendants happen to begin living on other planets.  

Of course, if the DI succeeds in "renewing" science, we probably won't be able to achieve that.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,11:14   

Jesus F. X. Is there absolutely solid evidence that Davetard, the most insanely tardish tard who ever tarded the tard board with tard, is serious? His tard is louder than Michael blowing his horn. His tard has sub-projects called tard. The federal Fish and Wildlife dept. will have to release a report soon on the global effect of his tard on our relationship with Canada. The hurricanes spawned by a lowly butterfly are mere eddies at the periphery in the rushing river of his tard fractal of fluid dynamics. Even TroutMac's faith can't move the mountain that is DaveTard's tard. James Joyce will posthumously publish a work of fiction based on that tard: Portrait of the Tard as a tard. It will be noted for it's never-before-seen level of extreme stream of unconsiousness. Then he will die again, just from having thought about that level of tard. There is archea, prokaria, eukaria and DaveTard- the symbolic rabbit in the precambrian; proof positive that there is another form of life that must certainly have been designed because it shows no genetic, structural or symptomatic similarities with other life on Earth (Drink merrily in her name). The  niche he exploits is the pan-dimensional Tard well. Using his stargates, his tard has come to our universe to expand the previously mundane tard that affects all of occasionally. Soon, his tard will appear in flaming letters across the sky. Reading simply: TARD, bow down. (There's one for all you photoshop experts. I'd use it as an avatar. An avatar that would serve to remind the nations of the world to remain ever vigilant against the threat of being subsumed by such tard. GW takes strength and inspiration from the tard field generated by DT's interdimensional space-tard continuum yet he still is but a candle to the sun.

The tard unleashed by his arrival in our universe is like the strong nucular force compared to gravity. It sucks the tard from its surroundings at such a velocity and with suck ferocity that it leaves little tard-exoskeletons littered about  the milky way at the soft fleshy insides are drawn into the tard vortex.

This guy right here consults with the Oracle at Delphi to divine the wishes of the Universal Tard and try to garner favor.

Honestly, there is no real competition to this tard-force. Other tard (AfDave etc.) may flex it's muscles but only ends up as a pale imitation.







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Stephen Elliott



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,11:51   

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This time, we'll say "Yes!" to secession and spend what we otherwise would have wasted on a New Civil War on building a really, really big fence


ooop, too late.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/10/26/border.fence/index.html

Wrong border!

Where would you like a border and why?

  
Fross



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,12:15   

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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38571

Please, kids, pack up your houseboats and go.

I would love to see Christian Exodus become really successful. Nothing would make me happier than for 10 million theocrat freakazoids to both remove themselves from our political system, and take the worst state in the union off our hands. That would kill two birds with one stone. Probably wouldn't be the last thing they killed with stones, either.

Sadly, I don't think enough wackos will bother.

Our Big Mistake was fighting the Civil War.  Every immoral nut in the country LEFT the country and we fought the most expensive (in human lives) war in our history to bring them back.  BIG mistake!

This time, we'll say "Yes!" to secession and spend what we otherwise would have wasted on a New Civil War on building a really, really big fence.  I'm thinking of a fence about a hundred feet high with foundations sunk at least 100 feet into the ground.  We'll plant minefields about a mile deep on both sides of the fence, put guard towers with machine guns every 100 feet or so and every one of our nuclear missiles will be targeted where they will do the most good.

P.S. Does anybody know why the Original Bible Belt consisted solely of the slave states?  Because Southern style chattel slavery was 100% Biblically Approved.  Enslave foreigners?  Check.  Own them?  Check.  Kill them if you want to?  Check. (only let them live a day or two after the beating)  Own the slave's children?  Check.  And their wives?  Check.  Leave them to your children when you die?  Check.  Don't believe me, Dave Heddle?  Just ask and I'll quote chapter and verse.  Check!

you don't need to build a big fence.  Just place all your museums and libraries along the border.  They won't go near it.   *edit* and you may want to have a "no fast food zone" along the border as well.  Tards like to eat the fried stuff.

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Alan Fox



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,12:43   

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what should be done about it.


Is promoting algal blooms by seeding the sea with iron still a serious suggestion?

Not that I am aware of.  It would lead to disruptions in the ecosystem with the sudden fertilisation, as it would all get used up quickly then they would die off.  Not to mention the energy to produce the iron filings in the first place, and the energy to get them into the ocean.  It was never a good idea in the first place, except amongst the kind of idiots that think we can solve any problem.

There still seems some support for it according toWikipaedia.I guess it's a bit off-topic, though

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,12:58   

Tard:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/archives/2033#comment-89935

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Global warming alarmists - read this if you dare:

http://www.oism.org/pproject/s33p36.htm


Scientists:

http://campus.queens.edu/faculty/jannr/bio103/kyoto.htm

Dave is basically a tinfoil hat for hire. Having helped ID die a funny death, I'm pleased he's got a new (sinking) ship to jump to!





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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,14:16   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Feb. 07 2007,12:58)

I don't think that's DaveTard... This person is too thin, and no Cheesy Poofs are in the picture.  

I think what you have found instead is a photo of Little Billy Dembski at the high school picnic doing some early ID research.  The tinfoil hat is to cover the "swirley" he was given earlier by a couple of 8th graders from the Darwin Club.  Those "girls" in the background are laughing about the rash they are about to give him in the poisen-ivy laden woods.  

He will wander back to the camp without his pants, all the other kids will laugh at him even more, and Little Billy will vow to get even with everyone in the world that doesn't like him.  

Thanks for finding the picture, it explains so much.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,15:16   

Davetard struggles with basic economics..

http://www.uncommondescent.com/archives/2032#comment-89964

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This implies that rarity itself confers value, which is untrue: does the sufferer of a very rare disease consider himself fortunate simply because the disease is rare?

Little or nothing undesireable is valuable so your objection seems rather shallow. The value of anything desireable is indeed in direct proportion to its rarity.


Supply and demand, Dave. Scarcity, rarity or constraints only increase value on the supply side. Demand is much harder to deal with, and can be contingent on personal factors. We'll put economics down as something else you don't understand.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,15:30   

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Oh I know. When the ocean rises anyone who lives near sea level will drown instead of walk to higher ground. And the ones that don’t drown will forget to eat. That must be it, huh?


A precipitous rise in sea-levels leading to the mass migration of millions of people who are currently concentrated in low-lying areas on global coastlines, the loss of trillions of dollars of real estate, the reduction of arable land, and the increased bioload on the remaining land would be a disaster of epic proportions with vast political, economic and even military implications.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,15:40   

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Oh I know. When the ocean rises anyone who lives near sea level will drown instead of walk to higher ground. And the ones that don’t drown will forget to eat. That must be it, huh?

What a moron.  ???

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,15:54   

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Oh I know. When the ocean rises anyone who lives near sea level will drown instead of walk to higher ground. And the ones that don’t drown will forget to eat. That must be it, huh?

What a moron.  ???

SHUT UP. THE IMMOBILE FLOATING COMMAND CENTER © IS IMMUNE TO GLOBAL WARMING AND OTHER LIBERAL MYTHS.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,16:29   

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Science looks for patterns, but that doesn't mean every single individual or event follows that pattern (and perhaps none of them do--for example, no one has 2.5 kids), and the pattern changes depending upon which aspect of a phenomenon one chooses to measure. Yes, scientists are interested in what is true, but "truth" is multi-valent.


I always found the simple discussion of the flipping of a coin to be illustrative.

Is there "truth" in the statement that if you flip a coin, it has an equal chance to land heads or tails?
Say you flip a coin 12 times:

you could run a trial where it lands heads 10 tens and tails 2.

another where it lands tail 8 and heads 4.

and another where it lands exactly 6 and 6.

the scientist takes these trials, and constructs a probability around them, that shows that with sufficient replication,  better than 95% of the time the average will be 50/50.

Is it "true" that a coin flip will always have an equal chance of landing heads or tails?  Well, brief experience might say otherwise (any given trial), but it is significantly likely that this will be so over the long haul, and hence we base rational decisions on that likelihood.

If someone doesn't understand what probability means, or what an average means, then they could easily conclude based on any given trial, that it simply isn't "true" that a coin has an equal chance of landing heads or tails.

For what it's worth, that's how the difference between "truth" and pragmatism was first explained to me, anyway.

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,16:38   

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Is promoting algal blooms by seeding the sea with iron still a serious suggestion?


IIRC, the problem lies in whether fertlizing marine systems with iron increases production of carbon fixing organisms in the long term.  just increasing general algal production does not necessarily provide a net carbon sink.

for example, the goal might be to increase production of cocolithophores on a massive scale, as these organisms fix carbon into calcium carbonate, which then becomes a carbon sink.  

unfortunately, ocean systems mostly don't show the kinds of stability or predictability for us to know what would happen in the long term if we start fertilizing on a massive scale with iron.  Even if we could successfully increase the production of carbon sinks, entire food webs might be completely disrupted in the process, resulting in massive dieoffs of important food resources.

That, combined with the massive costs involved in really testing the idea, means that it has never been done on anything more than a very small scale, AFAIK.

That said, I haven't looked to see if any new trials have occured since the early 90's, so you might want to check the literature to see if there is more recent info. on it.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,16:50   

Right, Ichthyic. And if you flip that coin once and it’s heads, then it’s heads 100% of the time! ;)

That reminds me of a story related by John Allen Paulos (author of Innumeracy) in which a talk show host was interviewing his guest, a mathematician, and the mathematician postulated that a certain percentage of people in the audience would be A instead of B (my memory is really vague here), whereupon the host asked the mathematician which he was (B), and then claimed that his guest was “wrong.” :angry:

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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,16:57   

LOL.  that's a gud un.

the Jerry Springer school of science.

That's kinda why I keep asking whether Davetard is a relation.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,17:31   

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what should be done about it.


Is promoting algal blooms by seeding the sea with iron still a serious suggestion?

It's a neat idea, but the problem is the same as trying to fight global warming by planting more trees. You temporarily soak up a little carbon, but then when the leaves fall, and later when the tree rots, it's virtually all released back into the atmosphere.

Sequestering carbon cheaply on a large scale does not have a clear solution.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,17:40   

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Duh, unless in the four billion years between now and then, our descendants happen to begin living on other planets.

I hope not.  We've already managed to ruin THIS planet.  I hope we don't get to ruin ANOTHER one too.

But if we do move to another planet, I at least hope that ALL of humanity goes, and leaves all of earth life behind.  They'all would have a much better life if we'all went somewhere else.

--edit--   And I hope we'd at least have the common decency to clean the place up a bit before we left.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,18:30   

I think it was on UD last year that some hypertard said if we planted a buncha trees, we could not only solve global warming, but then we could burn the trees for energy!

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,18:35   

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"a little bit IC"


Is that like "a little bit country"?

More like a little bit preggers.

  
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,18:37   

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Dave is basically a tinfoil hat for hire.


not only that but he PAYS for the priviledge!

what more could anyone ask?

why do you think WD40 accepted him back with hands out, er I mean arms (yeah, that's it), after he went off in a huff because Denyse was allowed to steal his spotlight?

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,19:38   

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Dave is basically a tinfoil hat for hire.


not only that but he PAYS for the priviledge!

what more could anyone ask?

why do you think WD40 accepted him back with hands out, er I mean arms (yeah, that's it), after he went off in a huff because Denyse was allowed to steal his spotlight?

He has nowhere else to go.

Whenever he leaves his little UD gingerbread house in the enchanted ID woods the big Darwinian boogeyman steals his magic pebbles and gives him a wedgie.

Or in the case of UDOJ make him look like a demented old fart sitting alone on a seat in the park proposing to the pigeons.

He loves being a doormat/martyr.


HOO RAH SEMPER DOORMAT.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,20:09   

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He has nowhere else to go.


yes, that's fact, but let's be clear:  that's not why WD40 took him back.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,21:14   

Lawyer on Hoax of Dodos  
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Real embryos look very different.

Three Embryos. Can you identify the species?

Concerning the Uncommon Descent article itself, there is no accompanying text with the Haeckel drawings. Why is that? Check out Pharyngula's take.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,22:05   

Bodyfascist said:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/1488

       
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08/22/2006
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Speaking of burger lovers…
Have you seen the picture Ed Brayton added to his website? Now there’s a man that has seen a few double bacon cheeseburgers in his time. In fact it looks he had one stored in each of his cheek pouches when the picture was taken. Living proof that man did indeed descend from hamsters.


Killer said

http://udoj.blogspot.com/2006....6872276


       
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Drop on by, Rich. I don't know where you get that I'm anonymous. I'm in the phone book. I'm 5'10", 220#, strong as an ox, carry concealed, and am trained to fight by the premier institution dedicated to the art of human slaughter in the world today - The United States Marine Corps. Like a well trained police dog the concept of losing a fight is inconceivable to me. Bring it on, beeatch.


WHAT A SALAD DODGER!




Fatty boom-boom said:

http://www.blogger.com/comment....0201773


       
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started on a diet two weeks ago and I have two words for you:

Green Tea

My usual crash diet regimen is 1200 - 1500 calories per day (good foods in all food groups but low on fat & choloesterol) with a half hour on either a treadmill or universal gym. That peels a half pound per day off me like clockwork and in 3 months 40 pounds is gone. Hunger is constant and nagging.

Due to an injury I'm not exercising this time. But I started drinking green tea and lots of it. I'm doing 1000 calories per day and am experiencing no hunger whatsoever. I mean NO HUNGER whatsoever. No joke. I feel full almost all the time and just a small meal makes me feel bloated.
Moreover, I'm still dropping a half pound each day like clockwork.

Try it. Just plain old Lipton Green Tea. Make a cup of tea and drink it with each meal then another cup in the evening along with a snack.

I didn't try green tea for dietary reasons. I happen to like green tea but only drank it in Chinese or Japanese restaurants. I wanted to cut down on coffee, soda, and other sweetened drinks and figured I'd try green tea as a substitute. Then after starting this diet, which I figured was going to be long and slow since I wasn't exercising, I was amazed at the lack of hunger and fat melting away without effort.

So yesterday I googled "green tea" "weight loss" and discovered that it's been something of a fad for 2 years with some amazing results reported. The kind of results you normally and usually rightly think are highly inflated just to sell products.

Well I'm here to tell you those results are not exagerated. But you don't need anything special. Lipton Green Tea sold at the grocers does the trick just fine.


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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,23:36   

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Bodyfascist said:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/index.php/archives/1488

         
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DaveScot
08/22/2006
9:59 pm
Speaking of burger lovers…
Have you seen the picture Ed Brayton added to his website? Now there’s a man that has seen a few double bacon cheeseburgers in his time. In fact it looks he had one stored in each of his cheek pouches when the picture was taken. Living proof that man did indeed descend from hamsters.


Killer said

http://udoj.blogspot.com/2006....6872276


         
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Drop on by, Rich. I don't know where you get that I'm anonymous. I'm in the phone book. I'm 5'10", 220#, strong as an ox, carry concealed, and am trained to fight by the premier institution dedicated to the art of human slaughter in the world today - The United States Marine Corps. Like a well trained police dog the concept of losing a fight is inconceivable to me. Bring it on, beeatch.


WHAT A SALAD DODGER!




Fatty boom-boom said:

http://www.blogger.com/comment....0201773


         
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started on a diet two weeks ago and I have two words for you:

Green Tea

My usual crash diet regimen is 1200 - 1500 calories per day (good foods in all food groups but low on fat & choloesterol) with a half hour on either a treadmill or universal gym. That peels a half pound per day off me like clockwork and in 3 months 40 pounds is gone. Hunger is constant and nagging.

Due to an injury I'm not exercising this time. But I started drinking green tea and lots of it. I'm doing 1000 calories per day and am experiencing no hunger whatsoever. I mean NO HUNGER whatsoever. No joke. I feel full almost all the time and just a small meal makes me feel bloated.
Moreover, I'm still dropping a half pound each day like clockwork.

Try it. Just plain old Lipton Green Tea. Make a cup of tea and drink it with each meal then another cup in the evening along with a snack.

I didn't try green tea for dietary reasons. I happen to like green tea but only drank it in Chinese or Japanese restaurants. I wanted to cut down on coffee, soda, and other sweetened drinks and figured I'd try green tea as a substitute. Then after starting this diet, which I figured was going to be long and slow since I wasn't exercising, I was amazed at the lack of hunger and fat melting away without effort.

So yesterday I googled "green tea" "weight loss" and discovered that it's been something of a fad for 2 years with some amazing results reported. The kind of results you normally and usually rightly think are highly inflated just to sell products.

Well I'm here to tell you those results are not exagerated. But you don't need anything special. Lipton Green Tea sold at the grocers does the trick just fine.

Bah...forget the green tea...chew coca leaves .....why on my last trip across the Andes I lost 160lbs and I only started out weighing 179lbs.

Boy was that a great trip we lived on chocolate eclairs and thickshakes stuffed with french freedom fries washed down with Jack Daniels and cases of coke(the drink).

The great thing is you become really bloated  after about the 3rd dozen of eclairs but you don't notice because your nose is bleeding from the altitude.

And exercise boy let me tell you about that, I know you really want to know...what's that? Same to you buddy..

Now look we had those gauchos going 20 to the dozen per riding chair...we could eat while they walked. We had to send out parties of eclair foragers for miles around to keep up the pace.

From memory we got about 1/2 a mile per eclair on a fast day.

We had them specially house boated in from the Cote d'Ivoire. Only the best hard core eclairs were used with fresh Lama cream. I believe the chef was Mr Babar a french cook of gigantic proportions.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,23:38   

"Eclair hiking"

hmm, that's a new one on me.

I suppose chewing coca leaves would almost be required just in order to keep moving at that point.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 07 2007,23:53   

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"Eclair hiking"

hmm, that's a new one on me.

I suppose chewing coca leaves would almost be required just in order to keep moving at that point.

Yeah I'm thinking of starting a website to promote it.

It beats green tea and a sticky bike seat anyday

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 08 2007,00:03   

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Duh, unless in the four billion years between now and then, our descendants happen to begin living on other planets.

I hope not.  We've already managed to ruin THIS planet.  I hope we don't get to ruin ANOTHER one too.

But if we do move to another planet, I at least hope that ALL of humanity goes, and leaves all of earth life behind.  They'all would have a much better life if we'all went somewhere else.

--edit--   And I hope we'd at least have the common decency to clean the place up a bit before we left.

So we take all the creationists, ID or other, and tell them how lucky they are to have won a berth in the Fabulous B Ark, which is loading right now ...

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 08 2007,00:14   

djmullen - Have a heart, think of the poor telephone sanitizers.

Bob

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 08 2007,00:15   

wanna see a good story about what the social consequences would likely be of splitting humanity into "colonies"?

Red Mars/Blue Mars/Green Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson.

I have yet to read a better conceptualization of what might happen if we colonized mars.

http://www.amazon.com/Red-Mars-Trilogy-Stanley-Robinson/dp/0553560735

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