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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,18:07

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BTW, if someone is looking for Idiocracy and they really can't locate it, let me know (PM).

Idiocracy arrived this morning. Seen it twice and consider it very funny (but scarily plausible).

Trouble is that last night I watched the Corporation.
Now that was quite a frightening hypothesis.

http://www.thecorporation.com/

Have you seen it? If so, what do you think about it?

I've seen "The Corporation" and it is indeed pretty scary, especially since it's not hard to believe.

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Posted: Mar. 22 2007,13:34

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I've seen "The Corporation" and it is indeed pretty scary, especially since it's not hard to believe.

Although I suspect some considerable bias in it's making, I doubt that the "facts" presented are very far off the mark. Overall, it does look as though we are headed to #### in a handbasket and it is mostly of our own making. I dread the World that my great-grandchildren arrive in.

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Posted: June 24 2007,15:08

Seen The Hovind Music Video yet?

Funny, funny stuff.

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Posted: June 25 2007,19:51

To paraphrase from the movie "Fletch", Kent Hovind molests Collies.

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Posted: June 25 2007,20:33

i finally watched that "homage to Hovind".

heh, I noticed the author used an image i posted to this very board a year or so ago (the BW of the head-up-ass fella). It had to be that one, because I edited it out of a magazine ad from way back in 1997, and stripped out a lot of the overlying advertising text.

but of course, now I'm going to have the chorus running around my head the rest of the day...

"You're a fucktard... Aren't you Kent?"

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,07:10

Bump.

Jesus' General has a post entitled "The Wit and Wisdom of Dr. Dino", with some choice quotes from Hovind, e.g.

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If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

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But, per usual for that blog, the best stuff is in the comments...

Enjoy!

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,07:46

wow.

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One theory is that the pre-Flood Earth had a canopy of ice above it that squeezed the atmosphere down to, say, 15 miles [...] If you squeezed the air down to 15 miles - instead of 100 - it would be more clear because there would be less distortion - atmospheric twinkle it's called. And probably this canopy of ice would act as a photo-amplifier where you would actually see things much more clearly. That's one theory that [in] the pre-Flood world you don't need a telescope - you could see incredibly well.
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If you can read that and not notice that it's completely insane...

...yew jess might be a creationist.

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,07:48

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In spite of their ferocious look, many people would probably argue the T-Rex was a vegetarian. The ferocious teeth would have been great for, you know, crushing stuffed pumpkins or something, you know. I don't know if it has ever been proven they were meat eaters. There is plenty of evidence from cracks in the enamel with chlorophyll stains in them indicating they were certainly eating plants.
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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,07:51

Quote (Lou FCD @ June 24 2007,16:08)

Seen The Hovind Music Video yet?

Funny, funny stuff.

Same tune, Even funnier video...

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,07:51

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I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.
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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,07:58

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I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.
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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,08:01

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I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.

Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished for seeing his drunk ass dad naked, but the drunk ass dad didn't get in trouble at all. It's almost endearing.

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,08:12

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I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.

Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished for seeing his drunk ass dad naked, but the drunk ass dad didn't get in trouble at all. �It's almost endearing.

I think I see one of UD's newest posters beginning to take shape... It works on so many levels.

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,08:13

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I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.

Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished for seeing his drunk ass dad naked, but the drunk ass dad didn't get in trouble at all. It's almost endearing.

I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible.

all i can do is post this bit by Lewis Black, which pretty much sums it up.

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that's the kind of sentence that when your brain hears it, it comes to a screeching halt. And the left-hand side of the brain looks at the right-hand side of the brain and says, 'It's dark in here, and we may die.'

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Posted: Dec. 14 2007,08:27

Perhaps I should clarify:

I was speaking specifically of the "it wasn't Noah's fault, he didn't know" idea of the last bit there.

I've always wondered why Ham and all his descendants were cursed for Ham's accidental sighting of drunk-and-passed-out Noah's peepee, but there's no big smack-down of Noah for getting drunk and passing out.

So setting aside the "vapor canopy" crap and the question of whether Ham and his issue deserved to be bitch-slapped for something that was totally accidental (not to mention the "so what?" factor), the question I've never gotten even an attempt at an answer for was, "Why did Noah get let off the hook?"

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Posted: Dec. 18 2007,13:32

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Fair point Ichy. How would you suggest going about that? I wouldn't know where to start.

The bad things missionairy's did in South-America, Africa, and well all around the globe (and not only from 1 religion, or a religion at all, communism falls under that too imo)?

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Posted: May 18 2008,19:09

Kent Hovind is the gift that keeps on giving.

The conversations with the invisible person in the sky continue on his blog, and he's dreaming of a comeback. Now he's got Job, Joseph, Moses, Joshua, Ruth, and a host of others on a conference call. Dude has totally lost it at this point.

HT: Reverend Big Dumb Chimp

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Posted: May 23 2008,08:14

Old Kent still moving and shaking, even though he's in jail.

I found this on PZ's Pharyngula:

The Hovind Scale

A handy metric for evaluating ID Cist and YEC comments.

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Posted: May 23 2008,12:06

Quote (Lou FCD @ Dec. 14 2007,08:01)

Quote (Truth Radio @ 1 August 2006,(Tape 1))

I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.

Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished for seeing his drunk ass dad naked, but the drunk ass dad didn't get in trouble at all. �It's almost endearing.

Elsewhere in the Bible, "uncovering nakedness" means having sex with.

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Posted: May 23 2008,12:45

Quote (midwifetoad @ May 23 2008,13:06)

Quote (Lou FCD @ Dec. 14 2007,08:01)

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I happen to believe - I don't know if I could prove this - I happen to believe that during the original creation with the canopy of water overhead, increased air pressure and filtered sunlight, fermentation was not possible. I don't think Noah knew what he was doing when he got drunk. It was an accident. He was used to making the grape juice [...] so I'm going to give Noah the benefit of the doubt and assume his getting drunk was purely accidental ignorance.

Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished for seeing his drunk ass dad naked, but the drunk ass dad didn't get in trouble at all. It's almost endearing.

Elsewhere in the Bible, "uncovering nakedness" means having sex with.

I've heard that interpretation applied to this passage before, but if you think about it, that makes the passage even more problematic for at least two reasons:

1. Why did Shem and Japeth have to back into the cave with the blanket to cover up drunk-ass dad if the problem was explicitly sex as opposed to nudity?

2. Noah would have had to be really, really, really blasted drunk to not notice his son giving him the back-door treatment.

(Is it even possible to be that drunk? I suppose it is, but is it possible to be that drunk accidentally? I sure as hell wouldn't want to deal with the hangover the next ~~day~~ week, that's for sure.)

eh, it's as believable as anything else in the Bible, I suppose. At least there weren't any zombies or talking snakes in that story.

(Edited for clarification)

(Edited again for particularly egregious abuse of English grammar.)

Edited by Lou FCD on May 23 2008,13:48

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Posted: May 26 2008,13:19

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Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished...

When I first glanced at this I thought you were referring to Ken Ham. :D

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Posted: May 26 2008,17:22

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Well, I have to admit that's the best explanation I've ever heard as to why Ham got punished...

When I first glanced at this I thought you were referring to Ken Ham. �:D

Just wishing.

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Posted: May 31 2008,00:43

From CSE Blogs:

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�Send postcards and letters to:
Kent E. Hovind #06452-017
FCI Edgefield
P.O. BOX 725
Edgefield, SC. 29824 USA

LOL! I have nothing to say to teh ~~servant of the lord~~ tax evading prick but maybe you do. I'm sure he would appreciate hearing from you. �

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Posted: June 28 2008,07:38

Our country fears defeated dictators, laughs at people who fear black helicopters, chase the world for WMDs, and after not finding, laugh at people declared to be insane all under your noses.

How did these absurd things happening to America happen under the noses of such intelligent people? All over the internet are very intelligent people constantly giving everyone who disagrees with them mental diagnoses. How can the insane things happening in the world today take place under their noses.

I fear black helicopters. And by that fear no one died. I snickered and giggled when I saw a defeated dictator playing with his rubber ducky in no-fly-zones. How is it those who accounted themselves mentally superior, were terrified?

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Posted: June 28 2008,07:59

What is the secret of this massive hatred against Kent Hovind? What did he do to any of you personally?

Well he's in jail! He's in jail!

So you all are getting practice making fun of him in jail, practicing till the day God's people are there?

We believe in the bible, and that books says a time will come when they will be hated of all nations--literally framed for crimes. (Matthew 24:9).

The issues surrounding this have already started. The Patriot Act is set up claiming any American can be detained, condemned and destroyed in secret without them having opportunity to prove their innocence. Unfortunately, Saddam Hussein didn't have to suffer from this, but got literal due process. And now, at the same time with the imposition of the Patriot Act, the federal government is struggling against our own borders, working to make the "undocumented (undocumented by the Patriot Act also) to feel comfortable here."

The Communists and Nazis already had secret courts, secret trials, intrusive government and torture before we adopted them on paper. Do we also have a massive propaganda team everywhere--even on the internet--who work with unity to push some of the most ridiculous things making America go backward, here?

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Posted: June 28 2008,08:19

Hovind *and* Black Helicopters. I guess the delusions come in groups.

You are the people dragging america backwards. Keep lying for Jesus!

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Posted: June 28 2008,12:37

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What is the secret of this massive hatred against Kent Hovind? �What did he do to any of you personally?

One down, many to go...

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Posted: June 28 2008,13:10

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How did these absurd things happening to America happen under the noses of such intelligent people? �All over the internet are very intelligent people constantly giving everyone who disagrees with them mental diagnoses. �How can the insane things happening in the world today take place under their noses.

The Xian hegemony in this country has been going on for quite a bit longer than the intarwebs.

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