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CeilingCat



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 24 2015,16:47   

Several people have noticed that Denyse seems to be under more strain than usual lately, but I think her downhill velocity is increasing exponentially.  In a recent "Mercator Net" (named for one of the worst map projections in common use) she tells how a man she judges to be demented out thought her:      
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I was in the dining room in an old age home a couple of months ago. Some residents were complaining that it was too dark for that time of year.

Well, no surprise there, five light bulbs were burnt out. I said, I am going to grab one of those deaders, go get five like it, and just screw them all in. (How big a committee do we need for this? How many meetings?)

Then an old fellow diagnosed with dementia—who usually could not speak clearly—rasped from the back of the room, “Maybe you should leave that to the landlord.”

I realized he was right. If I did it myself, I’d be personally responsible for any consequences, no matter how unforeseen. Following his implied suggestion, I spoke to the front desk, and they got Maintenance to do the job.

Well, at least we know how many O'Learys it takes to change a light bulb.
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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 24 2015,17:36   

Dense's Latest

Honestly I can't really tell what she's on about.

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 24 2015,18:07   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 24 2015,17:36)
Dense's Latest

Honestly I can't really tell what she's on about.

For Densee - The Lord works in Mysterious Ways, and I suspect  He, She or It is laughing His, Her or It's ass off at her too...   What fools these mortals be :)

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,11:31   

What I Wish the Pope Had Said, by vjtorley

   
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,12:07   

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 24 2015,16:07)
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 24 2015,17:36)
Dense's Latest

Honestly I can't really tell what she's on about.

For Densee - The Lord works in Mysterious Ways, and I suspect  He, She or It is laughing His, Her or It's ass off at her too...   What fools these mortals be :)

When they finally get her on the right meds and/or cart her off to the funny farm, I'm going to miss her "news".  Who else could write magnificence like this?
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Are you paying, via some publicly funded broadcasting program, for the Darwin fretgirl’s hairdos? Be sure to tune in for that at least. It’s all you’ll get.

If you are stuck funding Darwin in failing school systems, well, as we search for solutions out of the mess … do you by any chance live in a free country? Check that out; some people do live in free countries, apparently.

If I was into sockpuppetry, I'd definitely be registering at UD as "Darwin fretgirl".

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Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers

There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,14:56   

Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 25 2015,12:07)
If I was into sockpuppetry, I'd definitely be registering at UD as "Darwin fretgirl".

"Darwin's Man, Brit-Toff"

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,15:21   

i've half a mind to register something like BA77IsaLoudMoron at UD.

   
Patrick



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,15:48   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,16:21)
i've half a mind to register something like BA77IsaLoudMoron at UD.

Why not register as GordonMullings?  No one else is using that name.

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,16:06   

Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 25 2015,15:48)
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,16:21)
i've half a mind to register something like BA77IsaLoudMoron at UD.

Why not register as GordonMullings?  No one else is using that name.

Can a couple of words = POTW? !!!

Maybe a new award... Line Of The Week?

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,16:56   

Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 25 2015,15:48)
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,16:21)
i've half a mind to register something like BA77IsaLoudMoron at UD.

Why not register as GordonMullings?  No one else is using that name.

Tried that. I didn't survive more than ten minutes.

  
CeilingCat



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,17:03   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,11:31)
What I Wish the Pope Had Said, by vjtorley

Robert Byers brings some much needed class to UD:      
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1 Robert Byers   Sep 24, 2015 at 10:43 pm

Didn’t hear the speech or know he was there. Its so dumb to see the Pope received with tears when they oppose the most important points.
i like your list on abortion/marriage etc.
I don’t like the kids refugees thing. Those people made the problem/and america and other nations don’t owe them a home and wealth. They should plan on going back but they never do. Its their fault and probably people don’t need to leave. it might be the those who see a chance for easy immigration.
The death penalty is a moral response to murder and a moral duty for us to do it I think.
Did the Pope wimp out on the issues?
Remember, war is the kids fault and the death penalty is a moral duty.

Hang the little bastards.

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,17:26   

Quote (CeilingCat @ Sep. 25 2015,15:03)
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,11:31)
What I Wish the Pope Had Said, by vjtorley

Robert Byers brings some much needed class to UD:      
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1 Robert Byers   Sep 24, 2015 at 10:43 pm

Didn’t hear the speech or know he was there. Its so dumb to see the Pope received with tears when they oppose the most important points.
i like your list on abortion/marriage etc.
I don’t like the kids refugees thing. Those people made the problem/and america and other nations don’t owe them a home and wealth. They should plan on going back but they never do. Its their fault and probably people don’t need to leave. it might be the those who see a chance for easy immigration.
The death penalty is a moral response to murder and a moral duty for us to do it I think.
Did the Pope wimp out on the issues?
Remember, war is the kids fault and the death penalty is a moral duty.

Hang the little bastards.

Dembski has suggested that the expulsion from Eden can go back in time and kill all the dinosaurs.  So it ought to be easy for these kids to go back in time to before they were born, and make Dubya invade Iraq.

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Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers

There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,20:48   

Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 25 2015,17:26)
Dembski has suggested that the expulsion from Eden can go back in time and kill all the dinosaurs.

Funny how sophisticated theology © looks a lot like making crazy shit up to untrained eye.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 25 2015,20:51   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 25 2015,19:48)
Quote (JohnW @ Sep. 25 2015,17:26)
Dembski has suggested that the expulsion from Eden can go back in time and kill all the dinosaurs.

Funny how sophisticated theology © looks a lot like making crazy shit up to untrained eye.

Yike! If it's deep enough to reach untrained eye level, boots wouldn't be enough - you'd need stilts!

  
KevinB



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 26 2015,15:20   

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 25 2015,16:06)
Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 25 2015,15:48)
 
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,16:21)
i've half a mind to register something like BA77IsaLoudMoron at UD.

Why not register as GordonMullings?  No one else is using that name.

Can a couple of words = POTW? !!!

Maybe a new award... Line Of The Week?

If posts were graded on quantity rather than quality, no-one would get a look-in between KF and B***A****77

  
damitall



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 26 2015,15:49   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Sep. 25 2015,22:56)
Quote (Patrick @ Sep. 25 2015,15:48)
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 25 2015,16:21)
i've half a mind to register something like BA77IsaLoudMoron at UD.

Why not register as GordonMullings?  No one else is using that name.

Tried that. I didn't survive more than ten minutes.

I got away with "Bydand" for a couple of weeks, although kairosfucktard did say he had his beady eye on me.
As if I'd mock!

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 26 2015,16:35   

break out you ID DETECTARS and see if this triggers anything:

TbeqbaZhyyvatf

   
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,02:33   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 26 2015,16:35)
break out you ID DETECTARS and see if this triggers anything:

TbeqbaZhyyvatf

Mother!

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Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,06:58   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 26 2015,16:35)
break out you ID DETECTARS and see if this triggers anything:

TbeqbaZhyyvatf

I tried but gave it up. Ain't got enuff stamina. Or smarts.

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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,09:50   

I guess I lit a fire under Cornelius when provided the link he uses in this OP in response to his previous OP on the improbability of the evolution of cytochrome C.

Link

  
Patrick



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,12:40   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 26 2015,17:35)
break out you ID DETECTARS and see if this triggers anything:

TbeqbaZhyyvatf

You should run that through your encryption routine twice for extra security.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,13:31   

i wonder if the UDiots would get that.

   
Tony M Nyphot



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,14:19   

Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 26 2015,15:35)
break out you ID DETECTARS and see if this triggers anything:

TbeqbaZhyyvatf

TRZbsGvxv

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Lethean



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,15:38   

Quote (Tony M Nyphot @ Sep. 27 2015,14:19)
 
Quote (stevestory @ Sep. 26 2015,15:35)
break out you ID DETECTARS and see if this triggers anything:

TbeqbaZhyyvatf

TRZbsGvxv


Olqnaq!

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Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,16:27   

I can live with less than optimal stamina these days! Smarts in place.

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 27 2015,22:15   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Sep. 27 2015,09:50)
I guess I lit a fire under Cornelius when provided the link he uses in this OP in response to his previous OP on the improbability of the evolution of cytochrome C.

Link

Over at Cornhole's place this same OP was posted.  At least twice he was asked if he really has evidence that disproves the mainstream science explanation for cytochrome c then why doesn't he submit it to a proper science journal for publication?

Both posts were deleted in a few hours.  :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2015,02:39   

The feeling is mutual
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Speculating about nuances in Darwinian just so stories is apparently not my forte since my eyes glazed over when I read your post.


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It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2015,09:09   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Sep. 28 2015,02:39)
The feeling is mutual  
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Speculating about nuances in Darwinian just so stories is apparently not my forte since my eyes glazed over when I read your post.

I affectionately think of BA77 as "Jesus Sausage", because it's always christian, lots of links and full of filler of dubious source and quality.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2015,15:47   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Sep. 27 2015,22:15)
Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ Sep. 27 2015,09:50)
I guess I lit a fire under Cornelius when provided the link he uses in this OP in response to his previous OP on the improbability of the evolution of cytochrome C.

Link

Over at Cornhole's place this same OP was posted.  At least twice he was asked if he really has evidence that disproves the mainstream science explanation for cytochrome c then why doesn't he submit it to a proper science journal for publication?

Both posts were deleted in a few hours.  :D

I noticed Ghostrider's appearance and disappearance. I just assumed that it was due to his/her spectral nature.

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 28 2015,22:49   

This is not ID or UD. Or Barry Arrington or Gordon Mullings. Or even Joe. But it is just as bat-shit crazy as batshit77.

Michael Egnorant just posted a comment on his OP in which he blames  the sexual revolution for pedophile priests. I wish that I had his imagination. I could make a living writing speculative fiction.

i am a homophobic moron

  
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