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Posted by: Richardthughes on Feb. 06 2007,11:00

ALRIGHT SHUT UP AND LISTEN ‘CAUSE I’M TALKING. THIS IS MY 1000TH POST. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT WHEN YOUR OLD AND FRAIL AND LIVE IN THE GOLDEN AGE WHERE ID HAS MADE EVERYTHING GOOD AND THE REMAINING DARWINISTS HAVE HAD EXORCISMS, YOU CAN SAY, “I WAS THERE, WITH THE PROFIT.”

I’VE LIFTED THIS BORED TO NEW LEVELS OF ENLIGHTEMENT. THERE ARE FEW ID PROPONENTS HERE, BUT YOU CAN TELL US BECAUSE WE’RE THE SMART ONES. ALL I SEE  (I.C. HAHAHA  - ANOTHER NAIL IN THE DARWINIST COFFIN) IS A GROUP OF HOMO LEFTISTS IVORY TOWER EVILUTION MAMMA WAS A MONKEY CHURCH BURNING STERNBERGING JUST SO STORY TELLERS. LET’S LOOK AT THE FACTS:

1. I’M CONSIDERABLY BETTER THAN YOU.

MY LIFESTYLE MUST MAKE YOU NANCY BOY LIBERALS SICK. I’VE ACHIEVED SO MUCH BECAUSE I’M SO SMART. NO LACK OF UNIVERSTITY WILL KEEP THIS AUTODICTOR DOWN. MY MIND (IQ 150++, CERTIFIED BY WRITTEN COMPONENT OF MY DRIVING TEST) WORKS SO FAST THAT LESSER MINDS (YOURS) CAN’T CONCEPTUALIZE HOW FAST MY MIND IS.

2. I DO REAL SCIENCE

NO ONE DOUBTS MY GRASP OF SCIENCENESS. I’VE < IMPROVED THE EF > (WHICH I ACTUALLY CREATED MYSELF INDEPENDANLTY). I’VE SHOWN HOW ID MAKES < TESTIBLE PREDICTIONS >. I’VE DESIGNED A < MULTIPLE UNIVERSE DETECTER >. THERE SHOULD ONLY BE TWO RECIPIENTS FOR NOBEL PRIZES THIS YEAR; ME AND GOOGLE. WHEN I WAS AT DELL MICHEAL SAID ‘DAVE YOU ARE SO SMART: HOW DID YOU KNOW I TAKE TWO SUGARS IN MY COFFEE?’. WE WERE PEERS IN MANY RESPECTS, EXCEPT PERHAPS I WAS A BIT BETTER.

3. I’VE A TRACK RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT.

THERE’S NOTHING I DON’T KNOW MORE ABOUT THAN YOU. LOOK AT THE MANY < THINGS I'VE DONE >. AND THAT’S BETWEEN BANGING THE HOT CHICKS WHO THOUGHT < I'M HOT > WHO WERE LIKE “DANG DAVE IS HOT I WOULDN’T MIND A LITTLE AUTODICTER OF MY OWN.” IT  HAPPENS < ALL THE TIME >, PEOPLE. ITS BECAUSE I’M SO HANDSOME.

SO HERE I AM IN THE IMMOBILE FLOATING COMMAND CENTER© SURROUNDED BY FUNGUS: A LIFE YOU CAN BARELY DREAM OF. WHEN THE DESIGNER COMES BACK, BILL SAYS I’LL BE THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT, WHICH IS A GOOD GIG. I HOPE THAT I GET TO BAN REAL LIFE PEOPLE. THE DESIGNER IS A REPUBLICAN, SO I MAY GET TO SHOOT THEM OR SEND THEM TO CUBA.

THIS IS ME, SIGNING OFF. LEAVE MESSAGES OF ADDORATION BELOW INTHIS THREAD. IF YOU ARE JANIEBELL CORPORAL KATE KRISTINE A HOT CHICK LEAVE A SEXY PICTURE AND YUOUR PHONE NUMBER. REALLY GOOD PRAISE MIGHT MAKE MY SIGNATURE, IF ITS NOT TOO GAY, OR YOUR TOO GAY.

RIGHT, I’M OFF TO AGNOSTIC CHURCH WITH MY MARINE BUDDIES, WEHERE WE LAUGH AT THE ACLU THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF PHOTOSHOP.

HOO RAH SMEPER TARD!

PS. I’M THE BEST.
Posted by: The Ghost of Paley on Feb. 06 2007,11:16

WARRRRRR MATT!!!!!!

                   :D  :D  :D
Posted by: Arden Chatfield on Feb. 06 2007,11:47



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WHEN I WAS AT DELL MICHEAL SAID ‘DAVE YOU ARE SO SMART: HOW DID YOU KNOW I TAKE TWO SUGARS IN MY COFFEE?’
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Aaaaahhhhh! Le mot juste!
Posted by: J-Dog on Feb. 06 2007,13:01

CONFIDENTIAL!  Intercepted and decoded from Dave Springer's Mom

Dave, are you posting again?  You STOP that young man, right now!  If I told you once I tolt you a thousand times (gee, 1000, get it?  huh?) you need to get off that #### Dell computer and get a real job.  Davey are you listening?  Say goodbye to all your nice imaginary friends right now.

Your father and I are ashamed to bring you up at the Church Socials anymore, and that nice Miss Bessy, is asking about you again you know!  You need to stop eating all those Cheesy Poofs and lose 40 pounds right now young man, your father and I are not going to be here forever, and Bessy would be very good for you, she looks so nice in that polka-dotted canvas sack, I mean "dress".  That's a "lot of woman to love" Davey, (@ 350 lbs is what that your uncle the Carnival Barker guesses) and you are not getting any younger.  Or smarter.  

Why can't you get a nice steady job like your uncle, or that nice Mr. Dembski fellow that visits you?  I declare Davey, you and Mr. Dembski are not going to be allowed to have anymore Pajama Party's anymore, if you don't start behaving!  And I am not going to clean your sticky sheets anymore either, Mr.  Do you hear me Davey?

But seriously, CONGRATULATIONS Richard on Post #1,000.  Anyone that can out Tard DaveScott is a hero in my book, and when I grow up I want to be just like you!  KEEP ON TARDING DUDE!
Posted by: Henry J on Feb. 06 2007,13:44

Richard - don't give up your day job. ;)
Posted by: Richardthughes on Feb. 06 2007,14:05

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Richard - don't give up your day job. ;)
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HenryJ is no longer with is - DT
Posted by: Ichthyic on Feb. 06 2007,14:53



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“I WAS THERE, WITH THE PROFIT.”
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Daamn!  I ALWAYS miss that part.

that's why I'm so broke.
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Feb. 06 2007,16:40

And here I was, sure that was TardSpell for "prophet."

Just shows to go you...!
Posted by: Henry J on Feb. 06 2007,17:19

Re " HenryJ is no longer with is - DT "

Rats!

(Say, does that mean I'm the only one who can see this reply? ;) )
Posted by: "Rev Dr" Lenny Flank on Feb. 06 2007,18:38

(looks around)

Where'd HenryJ go  . . . .?
Posted by: k.e on Feb. 06 2007,19:28

OH VERY VERY VERY FUNNY.



 

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I'M HUMBLED THAT SOMEONE AS SMART AND FAMOUS AS YOU WOULD DEIGN TO NOTICE ME AT ALL MUCH LESS TAKE THE TIME TO PERSONALIZE A BLOG ENTRY FOR ME. DOESN'T THAT SORT OF TAKE AWAY FROM YOUR WORK SAVING MILLIONS OF LIVES AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE?

ROFLMAO

Posted by: davescot | February 2, 2007 03:59 PM


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< From here >



SEMPER TURD
Posted by: k.e on Feb. 06 2007,20:01



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THERE SHOULD ONLY BE TWO RECIPIENTS FOR NOBEL PRIZES THIS YEAR; ME AND GOOGLE.
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AND SINCE GOOGLE ISN"T A PERSON I"LL ACCEPT THE ONE FOR GOOGLE.

HOO RAH SEMPER DEMPERS DOOR MAT!
Posted by: Steviepinhead on Feb. 06 2007,21:16

...Dang!

And I kinda liked Henry.

Particularly that "J" he always seemed to have about his persona.

Puff!  Er, sorry, DaveTard, sir!  I meant, "Poof!"  Honest, I did!
Posted by: Lou FCD on Feb. 07 2007,06:21

Sweet.

From the girls:

Our Dearest RichTard,

Congratulations.  We are impressed and humbled by your manliness.  The pheromones are wafting all the way through teh interwebs, and we now have an uncontrollable hum.

At this moment, we can think of nothing but spending eternity serving your every desire in Heaven The Intelligent Designer's Workshop.  We are much better than 70 virgins any day.

Just so y'know.

Please take a moment out of your busy schedule of taking over the world and smashing Darwinoids to come and visit us.

Love,

Bo'fus

P.S.  Unzip your fly before you come over.
Posted by: Henry J on Feb. 07 2007,17:06

:p
Posted by: Arden Chatfield on Feb. 08 2007,12:31

RICHARD: YOUR WRITE, THAT WAS THE HIGHLITE OF MY LIFE. BUT NOW WHAT DO I DO BETWEEN NOW AND YOU'RE 2000TH POST? PLEASE HURY UP. WE NEED YOU.
Posted by: Richardthughes on Feb. 08 2007,16:21

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 08 2007,12:31)
RICHARD: YOUR WRITE, THAT WAS THE HIGHLITE OF MY LIFE. BUT NOW WHAT DO I DO BETWEEN NOW AND YOU'RE 2000TH POST? PLEASE HURY UP. WE NEED YOU.
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Not bad... the farce is strong with you, my apprentice.

YOU DO KNEAD ME.
Posted by: Kristine on Feb. 08 2007,17:09

RICHARDTHUGHES, WHOEVER YOU ARE, WE ARE USING THE VICTIM’S ATBC ACCOUNT IN A DEPERATE ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY THIS WOMAN. VICTIM WAS FOUND TODAY JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO LYING IN FRONT OF THIS COMPUTER IN THE LIBRARY AND CONVULSING WITH LAUGHTER. SHE HAD NO LIBRARY CARD BUT WAS CARRYING FINGER CYMBALS. We tried to get her to speak but all she could say was, “Tard bard unmarred in my regard.” If you can help us identify her, please do so quickly, her library computer session is about to shut dow—
Posted by: k.e on Feb. 08 2007,18:12

Quote (Kristine @ Feb. 09 2007,01:09)
RICHARDTHUGHES, WHOEVER YOU ARE, WE ARE USING THE VICTIM’S ATBC ACCOUNT IN A DEPERATE ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY THIS WOMAN. VICTIM WAS FOUND TODAY JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO LYING IN FRONT OF THIS COMPUTER IN THE LIBRARY AND CONVULSING WITH LAUGHTER. SHE HAD NO LIBRARY CARD BUT WAS CARRYING FINGER CYMBALS. We tried to get her to speak but all she could say was, “Tard bard unmarred in my regard.” If you can help us identify her, please do so quickly, her library computer session is about to shut dow—
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Ncth....snap out of it.

YOUR MKING OUT THAT HE IS FUNNY OF SOMETHING. ITS NOT FUNNY I AM THE WORLDS GREATEST ORGANIZER OF HOUSE CATS. WHEN I CLICK MY FINGERS THEY JUMP.JUST LOOK AT < THIS >. THE CANCER STAMP COLLECTORS AT THE American Cancer Society ARE SINGING TO MY TUNE NOW THAT THE DOGS OF ID ARE YAPPING UP THEIR ASSES.

DCA MY PERSONAL DOG CANCER CURE IS NOW AVAILABLE AS A CHEAP POISON BY PRODUCT OF trichloroethylene (TCE),  AND EVERYONE IS LAPPING IT UP.THANKS TO ME ME ME.
ROTFLMAFO
I KISS ME SOMETIMES

SUCK THAT DOWN HOMO STAMP COLLECTORS-dt
Posted by: Henry J on Feb. 08 2007,19:54

May the Schwartz (sp?) be with ya'll.

Henry
Posted by: Kristine on Feb. 09 2007,14:53

I'm sending y'all my hospital bill. You can split it.  :)
Posted by: Ichthyic on Feb. 09 2007,15:07

" Davey, tell me"
" What?"
" Like you've done before."
" Like what?"
" About them- about the mushrooms. Come on Davey, tell me like you've done before! Please-please-please."


points for those who know the name of my favorite author from whence this comes, and the name of the book (meh, it's an easy one).
Posted by: carlsonjok on Feb. 09 2007,15:15

Quote (Ichthyic @ Feb. 09 2007,15:07)
" Davey, tell me"
" What?"
" Like you've done before."
" Like what?"
" About them- about the mushrooms. Come on Davey, tell me like you've done before! Please-please-please."


points for those who know the name of my favorite author from whence this comes, and the name of the book (meh, it's an easy one).
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Far too easy.

John Steinbeck  "Of Mice and Men"
Posted by: J-Dog on Feb. 09 2007,15:35

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 09 2007,15:15)
Quote (Ichthyic @ Feb. 09 2007,15:07)
" Davey, tell me"
" What?"
" Like you've done before."
" Like what?"
" About them- about the mushrooms. Come on Davey, tell me like you've done before! Please-please-please."


points for those who know the name of my favorite author from whence this comes, and the name of the book (meh, it's an easy one).
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Far too easy.

John Steinbeck  "Of Mice and Men"
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Dazam... and I thought it was Behe's Black Soul, or "Tarded:  My Story, by David Waldo Scotty Springer
Posted by: Mike PSS on Feb. 09 2007,18:59

Quote (Ichthyic @ Feb. 09 2007,16:07)
" Davey, tell me"
" What?"
" Like you've done before."
" Like what?"
" About them- about the mushrooms. Come on Davey, tell me like you've done before! Please-please-please."


points for those who know the name of my favorite author from whence this comes, and the name of the book (meh, it's an easy one).
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Dr. Suess!!!

Rewrite of "Horton Hears a Who"

"Dembski Does Dallas" - the directors cut.
Posted by: Richardthughes on April 25 2007,16:53

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 08 2007,12:31)
RICHARD: YOUR WRITE, THAT WAS THE HIGHLITE OF MY LIFE. BUT NOW WHAT DO I DO BETWEEN NOW AND YOU'RE 2000TH POST? PLEASE HURY UP. WE NEED YOU.
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I'M MORE THAN HALF WEIGH THEY'RE, YOU SAUSSAGE JOCKEY. IT'LL BE LIKE THE SECOND CUMMING.

:angry:
Posted by: Richardthughes on April 15 2014,15:40

10K. Whoop whoop!
Posted by: J-Dog on April 15 2014,16:32

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10K. Whoop whoop!
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Holy SHH...10,000 effing posts!  That's almost bigger than Dembski's...
sweater!  BTW - Thanks for re-posting -

That post is still Pulitzer Material!!111
Posted by: rossum on April 15 2014,16:34

Quote (k.e @ Feb. 08 2007,18:12)
SUCK THAT DOWN HOMO STAMP COLLECTORS-dt
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Too late I'm afraid, the HOMO STAMP COLLECTORS are all drooling over the new Finnish < Tom of Finland > stamps.
Posted by: JohnW on April 15 2014,16:50

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,13:40)
10K. Whoop whoop!
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Fucking hell.  Got your telegram from the queen yet?
Posted by: fnxtr on April 15 2014,21:53

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10K. Whoop whoop!
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that's like way past the upper infinite improbability bound drive, innit?

KLEERLY DEZINE.
Posted by: sparc on April 17 2014,08:10

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innit?
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Wasn't there something about innit and DaveScot or DaveScot's wife?
Posted by: J-Dog on April 17 2014,18:42

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Quote (fnxtr @ April 15 2014,21:53)
innit?
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Wasn't there something about innit and DaveScot or DaveScot's wife?
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There was an instance where Dave was bragging about what a stud he was - and said that an Inuit wanted him to father a child for her.

Hopefully she came to her senses and told him to piss off faster than an ID Spokesman reaching into the Collection Plate...
Posted by: keiths on April 26 2014,18:40

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10K. Whoop whoop!
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Jesus H. Christ, Richard.  That's more than 3 posts a day, on average!
Posted by: Richardthughes on April 27 2014,14:27

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Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,13:40)
10K. Whoop whoop!
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Jesus H. Christ, Richard.  That's more than 3 posts a day, on average!
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Errrr, thanks?
Posted by: keiths on April 27 2014,22:23

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Quote (keiths @ April 26 2014,18:40)
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10K. Whoop whoop!
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Jesus H. Christ, Richard.  That's more than 3 posts a day, on average!
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Errrr, thanks?
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Good show, old boy.   :)
Posted by: k.e.. on May 01 2014,09:07

Just checked my own post total (4776 including this one) which due to forgotten passwords etc are under three variations of k.e. No comments about Alzheimers please... I can see to catch up even if I quadrupled my posts per day it would take almost 10 years to catch up to the fabulous master de tard hisself.

I might have to ask Lance Armstrong if there is quicker way .....

CONGRATULATIONS HOMO!!!
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