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Posted: Mar. 01 2012,19:26

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The thread is being closed, the tard bottled.

Doesn't stop Joe, though. He's continued on at the new 'Holding tank for general chatter about GAs' thread. Current post:

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And here is one for guano- Fuck you asshole

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Edited by Ptaylor on Mar. 02 2012,12:59

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Posted: Mar. 01 2012,20:39

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I have asshole and I even showed you how to do it.

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Posted: Mar. 01 2012,21:08

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Posted: Mar. 01 2012,21:59

Hey Joe

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Posted: Mar. 01 2012,23:33

I LOVE YOU, CAPTAIN GUANO!

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,10:48

His GA meltdown is approaching a spittle fueled TARDGASM CLIMAX. fortunately for you all, he has MULITPLE TARDGASMS, so you're in for a day of pleasure.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,10:52

JOY:

http://theskepticalzone.com/wp....nt-5772

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oe G on March 2, 2012 at 4:43 pm said:
The guano is a result of your dog evotards.

If you cannot see that tehn you have issues that need to be addressed.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,11:04

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JOY:

http://theskepticalzone.com/wp....n....nt-5772

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oe G on March 2, 2012 at 4:43 pm said:
The guano is a result of your dog evotards.

If you cannot see that tehn you have issues that need to be addressed.

At some point, a functioning human being might begin to think that maybe not every other person on the planet is a complete moron and begin to wonder that maybe the problem lies with himself.

Fortunately, Joe is immune to introspection.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,11:15

Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 02 2012,10:48)

His GA meltdown is approaching a spittle fueled TARDGASM CLIMAX. fortunately for you all, he has MULITPLE TARDGASMS, so you're in for a day of pleasure.

He's teaching Joe Felsenstein population genetics now. And Liz is on her hols. Guano incoming!

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,11:48

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His GA meltdown is approaching a spittle fueled TARDGASM CLIMAX. fortunately for you all, he has MULITPLE TARDGASMS, so you're in for a day of pleasure.

joetard might be the third monkey this week

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,13:14

Disturbing close-up of Joe's avatar over at TSZ

I kid you not - no photo chopping involved.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,14:30

LMAO!! I wondered what that little color streak in his avatar was, given it's strategic location but I didn't have the courage to magnify it. Too funny!

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,14:41

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LMAO!! I wondered what that little color streak in his avatar was, given it's strategic location but I didn't have the courage to magnify it. Too funny!

Probably want to get that red spot checked out...

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,15:09

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LMAO!! I wondered what that little color streak in his avatar was, given it's strategic location but I didn't have the courage to magnify it. Too funny!

Probably want to get that red spot checked out...

That's a callous from the sandpaper... or so Joe has led me to believe. You know he never actually says anything.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,16:14

And we're approaching critical ~~mass~~ TARD. Meltdown soon. Expect a large TARDON burst.

It's my sexy dream to get him for a phone debate on a radio show. I think I could get sweary goodness from him in under 5 minutes.

Normally I'd feel guilty about mocking the less gifted. But he's just so unlikeable!

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,17:02

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Disturbing close-up of Joe's avatar over at TSZ

I kid you not - no photo chopping involved.

What is that big round green thing Joe is stuck to?

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,17:18

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Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 02 2012,14:14)

Disturbing close-up of Joe's avatar over at TSZ

I kid you not - no photo chopping involved.

What is that big round green thing Joe is stuck to?

One of the watermelons he uses for tick breeding - the white blobs on top are the ticks.

Right now, he is in dire straits; people have started to pester him about the CSI his GA generates when hitting a new protein.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,18:09

that is one of the default avatars

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,18:34

Oh here comes Dr Buzzkill

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,18:52

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Patrick on March 2, 2012 at 1:13 am said:

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Leaving aside the problematic word "reducible" (epi- and emergent phenomena make reductionism untenable) for the nonce, please provide any objective, empirical evidence you have for anything other than physics and chemistry being used by living organisms.Where, exactly, is this élan vital you seem to be asserting?

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Joe G: Where? In the organisms- just as the information- in the organisms-

I'm sorry, I can't parse this. Could you please explain exactly what you are claiming is present in living organisms in addition to physical and chemical processes?

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You have no idea what IDists have been saying, do you?

I'm trying to understand what you are saying. Please help me by stating your claims clearly and unambiguously.

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Patrick: Joe G: Where? In the organisms- just as the information- in the organisms-

I'm sorry, I can't parse this.Could you please explain exactly what you are claiming is present in living organisms in addition to physical and chemical processes?

I'm trying to understand what you are saying.Please help me by stating your claims clearly and unambiguously.

ID claims that living organisms are not reducible to matter, energy, necessity and chance- ie that there is more to be a living organism that physics and chemistry.

ID claims that there is, for one, also information. Just as information runs a computer, information runs organisms.

anybody still on the fence whether joe is retarded or just trolling?

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,19:03

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No- this is MY own- MINE and has nothing to do with Shappy- I have had this for years now.

Magic, breathless stuff.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,19:04

MOAR SCIENCE!

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Look at it this way- Star Trek: Next generation- Lt Data was able to rewire his neuro networks due to the algorithms INSIDE OF HIM

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,19:37

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anybody still on the fence whether joe is retarded or just trolling?

Maybe both things are happening at the same time, Forrest.

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Posted: Mar. 02 2012,23:10

patrick keeps asking Doctor Guano for clarification about the elan vitale he is claiming exists in the cell but joetard don't know what in the fuck that means

remember this bullshit is the exact same misunderstanding as "I am violating SLoT as I type on this keyboard" ala DaveTard

so, even when Dr Guano is being creatively wrong he is wrong in ways that have been obviously wrong for years. Joetard let me suggest the old leave the car running in the garage trick it will make this less painful

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,02:15

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that is one of the default avatars

I know. But out of maybe dozens available, he went ahead and picked this one, didn't he?

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,04:29

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Quote (BWE @ Mar. 02 2012,18:09)

that is one of the default avatars

I know. But out of maybe dozens available, he went ahead and picked this one, didn't he?

Hi Kattarina, from what I can tell the avatars are assigned automatically, rather than chosen. At least when I post there my avatar just shows up and I didn't choose it. If anything, that makes joe's avatar even funnier. Of all the available avatars, he got that one. Maybe there's a 'designer' after all. ;)

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,04:30

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You might as well ask where in the cell is Wednesday.

ROFL Rich!

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,04:36

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LMAO!! I wondered what that little color streak in his avatar was, given it's strategic location but I didn't have the courage to magnify it. Too funny!

Probably want to get that red spot checked out...

That's a callous from the sandpaper... or so Joe has led me to believe. You know he never actually says anything.

Are you sure that the red spot isn't a blood swollen tick?

Maybe it's a blood swollen tick on a callous from the sandpaper. :)

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,07:29

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No- this is MY own- MINE and has nothing to do with Shappy- I have had this for years now.

Magic, breathless stuff.

ahhem . . . kof . . kofff

And it is mine too.

Edited by Amadan on Mar. 03 2012,13:31

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