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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: July 07 2015,22:02   

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Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers

There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: July 08 2015,08:50   

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I wonder what Joe G thinks the wavelength of a soliton is?
And what could the frequency possibly be?
lol

Don't bother him right now, NoName.  He's busy trying to determine how much greater than zero zero is.

Don't worry Joe is wondering which of his boyfriends he can marry.

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Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: July 08 2015,12:10   

Quote (k.e.. @ July 08 2015,08:50)
Quote (JohnW @ July 07 2015,21:25)
Quote (NoName @ July 07 2015,08:19)
I wonder what Joe G thinks the wavelength of a soliton is?
And what could the frequency possibly be?
lol

Don't bother him right now, NoName.  He's busy trying to determine how much greater than zero zero is.

Don't worry Joe is wondering which of his boyfriends he can marry.

Actually, he is waiting for the legalization of inter-species marriage. He has had his eye on the cute little sheep next door.

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: July 08 2015,14:44   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ July 08 2015,12:10)
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Quote (NoName @ July 07 2015,08:19)
I wonder what Joe G thinks the wavelength of a soliton is?
And what could the frequency possibly be?
lol

Don't bother him right now, NoName.  He's busy trying to determine how much greater than zero zero is.

Don't worry Joe is wondering which of his boyfriends he can marry.

Actually, he is waiting for the legalization of inter-species marriage. He has had his eye on the cute little sheep next door.

Or perhaps he's eyeing a nervous tick.

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NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: July 08 2015,16:05   

Quote (midwifetoad @ July 08 2015,15:44)
Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ July 08 2015,12:10)
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Quote (JohnW @ July 07 2015,21:25)
 
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I wonder what Joe G thinks the wavelength of a soliton is?
And what could the frequency possibly be?
lol

Don't bother him right now, NoName.  He's busy trying to determine how much greater than zero zero is.

Don't worry Joe is wondering which of his boyfriends he can marry.

Actually, he is waiting for the legalization of inter-species marriage. He has had his eye on the cute little sheep next door.

Or perhaps he's eyeing a nervous tick.

There's little doubt.
During his brief, and denied, flirtation with Islam, he doubtlessly heard about melons.
But ticks are more his size.  And closer to being his own species, I suspect.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 08 2015,17:35   

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StephenB July 8, 2015 at 2:48 pm
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In like fashion, no one has the right to use his lower digestive tract for a sex organ and call it marriage. Some people may do it, but it isn’t a legal right. Equal protection has nothing to do with characterizing an unnatural act as a marriage act.


Have you ever seen a group of people more obsessed with butt sex and things being 'crammed down their throats' than the anti-gay dudes?

linky

   
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,05:22   

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StephenB July 8, 2015 at 2:48 pm
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In like fashion, no one has the right to use his lower digestive tract for a sex organ and call it marriage. Some people may do it, but it isn’t a legal right. Equal protection has nothing to do with characterizing an unnatural act as a marriage act.


Have you ever seen a group of people more obsessed with butt sex and things being 'crammed down their throats' than the anti-gay dudes?

linky

Some things to consider when arguing with homophobic bigots about an allegedly "unnatural act" such as 'gay sex':

Kissing.

A mouth (a body opening in which food/drink/air/toothbrushes/cigars/utensils/etc., are inserted/enter, and from which spit/barf/air/sound, etc., is expelled).

An anus (a body opening in which various things are inserted, many of which are for non-'sexual' reasons (e.g. medical treatment), and from which excrement (e.g. excess digested food/drink) is expelled).

A penis (a body opening for expelling urine and sperm, and an opening for inserting medical tools, etc.).

A vagina (a body opening for inserting penises/sperm (and/or fingers, medical tools, etc.), and for expelling offspring, blood, afterbirth, etc.).

All body openings also allow bacteria/viruses/etc., in and/or out.


A clitoris

A prostate

nipples

A tongue

What uses/functions of them are 'natural' or "unnatural"?


Hands (body parts for holding/grasping/hitting/manipulating/covering/feeling/etc. things, shading eyes from bright light, communicating, and also used in signs/acts of platonic and/or sexual affection) (e.g. holding hands, pat on the butt, gestures, hugs, caressing a face, massaging, etc.).

Feet (body parts for standing, walking, pushing against things, kicking, holding things, etc., and can also be used in signs/acts of affection in some similar ways as with hands.

Some kissing (including of/between same gender people) is described as 'platonic', some not. It can even depend on which country/culture the people are from/in.

Deliberate mouth contact (kissing) with other body parts of other people is common, including among people who are homophobic bigots and/or other uptight, sanctimonious theobots.

Particular body part contact with other particular body parts (in regard to gender, age, relationship, etc.) is condemned (or not) by particular people.

Where exactly does a 'natural act' end and an "unnatural act" start? IDiot theobots often claim that humans are 'natural'. Can 'natural' beings do "unnatural act(s)"? And who do theobots credit (and worship) for allegedly creating and controlling all of 'nature'?

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,08:56   

Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

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NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,09:08   

It is worth noting, wrt the 'natural/unnatural' discussion that homosexual behavior has been found in every single sexually dimorphic species that has been examined for this characteristic.
It is not exclusively human.
It is not exclusively primate.
Homosexuality is as natural as heterosexuality.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,13:27   

Quote (Quack @ July 09 2015,16:56)
Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

That would seem to have little porpoise.

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Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,14:24   

Quote (k.e.. @ July 09 2015,19:27)
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Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

That would seem to have little porpoise.

[Cetacean required]

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,19:28   

Quote (Amadan @ July 09 2015,12:24)
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Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

That would seem to have little porpoise.

[Cetacean required]

Well played, Amadan.

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"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,19:47   

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Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

That would seem to have little porpoise.

[Cetacean required]

Well played, Amadan.

Whale played.

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"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,20:57   

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Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

That would seem to have little porpoise.

[Cetacean required]

Well played, Amadan.

Whale played.

As long as it wasn't a fluke!

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: July 09 2015,22:16   

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Quote (Quack @ July 09 2015,16:56)
Wonder what Joe thinks about sex with dolphins?

Malcolm Brenner

An amazing story!

That would seem to have little porpoise.

[Cetacean required]

Well played, Amadan.

Whale played.

As long as it wasn't a fluke!

Joe denies "ever having sexual realations with that Delphinid". He has always been faithful to mutton.

  
Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: July 10 2015,01:34   

I love pun cascades.They put a big grin on my face.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 10 2015,13:45   

Everyone is no longer with us. -stevetard

   
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(Permalink) Posted: July 15 2015,16:33   

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I have forgotten more about ID than you will ever know and I don’t forget.


http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-572382

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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: July 15 2015,16:39   

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I have forgotten more about ID than you will ever know and I don’t forget.


http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-572382

JoeVirgil has yet to address the important question.  If he's forgotten nothing, is that more than zero?

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Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers

There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: July 15 2015,18:24   

Quote (Richardthughes @ July 15 2015,16:33)
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I have forgotten more about ID than you will ever know and I don’t forget.


http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-572382

This goes hand in hand with:

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I know more about evolution and microbiology than you ever will.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: July 15 2015,19:09   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ July 16 2015,02:24)
Quote (Richardthughes @ July 15 2015,16:33)
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I have forgotten more about ID than you will ever know and I don’t forget.


http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-572382

This goes hand in hand with:

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I know more about evolution and microbiology than you ever will.

Joe would give his right arm to be ambidextrous. In his case though claiming he can do it with both  hands should be called adultary.

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"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus
"I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

  
REC



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(Permalink) Posted: July 15 2015,22:01   

I can't even parse what O'Leary's post on this was about (conservative racists?) but here's some quality JoeG:

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Joe G | July 15, 2015 at 1:58 pm
Liberals must be cockservatives- they want to stroke all cocks to make them feel wanted and loved.


https://occamsrazormag.wordpress.com/2015....nt-7773

  
KevinB



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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,05:18   

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Quote (Richardthughes @ July 15 2015,16:33)
   
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I have forgotten more about ID than you will ever know and I don’t forget.


http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-572382

This goes hand in hand with:

   
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I know more about evolution and microbiology than you ever will.

This statement might, in fact, be true, as long as Joe means Evolution (the party game), and he's using "micro" in the sense of the 1980's cliche referring to the "microchip".

  
KevinB



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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,05:23   

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I can't even parse what O'Leary's post on this was about (conservative racists?)

I think she's reached the equivalent state to that in Terry Pratchett's witches is described as "cackling", and which is only one step removed from gingerbread house syndrome.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,10:47   

Quote (KevinB @ July 16 2015,03:18)
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Quote (Richardthughes @ July 15 2015,16:33)
   
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I have forgotten more about ID than you will ever know and I don’t forget.


http://www.uncommondescent.com/evoluti....-572382

This goes hand in hand with:

   
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I know more about evolution and microbiology than you ever will.

This statement might, in fact, be true, as long as Joe means Evolution (the party game), and he's using "micro" in the sense of the 1980's cliche referring to the "microchip".

Maybe his toaster repair shop also accepted BBC micros.

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"Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

  
Acartia_Bogart



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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,11:12   

Another insightful comment by Joe over at Cornelius Hunter's Planned Parenthood OP.

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Like when you got caught soliciting sex at a Chuck E Cheese

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,13:57   

corny has two posts up about "evolutionist" Dr. Nucatola

wonkette link in case you think there's something untoward happening

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,14:12   

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bornagain77July 16, 2015 at 11:30 am
Zachriel, contrary to your obfuscation of the matter, Darwin IS NOT, and NEVER WILL BE a leading scientist.

Darwin was, first and foremost, a horrid theologian whose pseudo-scientific ramblings have cost biological science and society dearly for the negative harm they have caused.

If anything, when history is finally written, Darwin will be remembered as one of the worst charlatans of pseudo-science ever.


This raises a very important question: Who taught BatShit77 the word 'obfuscation'?  :p

   
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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,14:21   

Quote (Acartia_Bogart @ July 16 2015,11:12)
Another insightful comment by Joe over at Cornelius Hunter's Planned Parenthood OP.

   
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Like when you got caught soliciting sex at a Chuck E Cheese

More recent Joke G at Corny's

 
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Stop being such an ass.

 
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You must be an imbecile incapable of following a discussion.

 
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Pull your head out of your ass and try again.

 
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No shit. But those adaptations led to the increased fitness.

 
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Why is it that you are just a tantrum-throwing assmuncher?


There was a time Corny would delete Joke's vulgarity and insults.  Now it seems Corny views Joke as the "enemy of my enemy is my friend".

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"CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way"
"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

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(Permalink) Posted: July 16 2015,14:22   

bump page bug

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"CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way"
"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

  
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