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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,17:37   

Dumbski said:  
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It would be interesting if Templeton’s original announcement on its website is available at the WayBackMachine.

It would also be interesting to know why this fantastic device, teh wayback machine is not allowed to archive uncommondescent? How hypocritical, he's more then willing to use it when it serves his purposes.
Only 1 page archived and that was no doubt by mistake!

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,18:02   

indeed, BUUD served the same purpose for UD once upon a time, until WD-40 and Dave MasterTard got some lawyer to send Wes a cease-and-desist order.

and yet ironically, they continue to ask what WE are afraid of.

oh, and did i mention that when they ask us what we are afraid of, that's just projection?

can't get enough of that good 'ol projection.

they should simply rename UD:

Projections 'R Us

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k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,19:42   

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BWE Posted on Mar. 03 2007,00:09
The fact that that post is indistinguishable between the real deal or parody is telling of something. What, I dunno, but something.

Does it make sense to project populations by weight if the average animal will be smaller than it's parents?

Ha! k.e. take that!


I'll rely on mining Bartleby for that BWE

Reality
 
By Martha Gilbert Dickinson
 
 
THESE are my scales to weigh reality,—  
A dream, a chord, a longing, love of Thee.  
Real as the violets of April days,  
Or those soft-hid in unfrequented ways;  
Real as the noiseless tune to which we tread          
The measure we by life’s old song are led;  
Real as man’s wonder what his soul may be,—  
A guest for time or for eternity.  
Real as the ocean, seen, alas! no more,  
Whose tide still beats along my heart’s inshore.          
These are my scales to weigh reality,—  
A chord, a dream, a longing, love of Thee!



 
 
Canopus

By Bert Leston Taylor.
 
WHEN quacks with pills political would dope us,  
 When politics absorbs the livelong day,  
I like to think about that star Canopus,  
 So far, so far away.  
 
Greatest of visioned suns, they say who list 'em;          
 To weigh it science almost must despair.  
Its shell would hold our whole dinged solar system,  
 Nor even know 'twas there.  
 
When temporary chairmen utter speeches,  
 And frenzied henchmen howl their battle hymns,  
My thoughts float out across the cosmic reaches  
 To where Canopus swims.  
 
When men are calling names and making faces,  
 And all the world's ajangle and ajar,  
I meditate on interstellar spaces  
 And smoke a mild seegar.  
 
For after one has had about a week of  
 The argument of friends as well as foes,  
A star that has no parallax to speak of  
 Conduces to repose.


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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
argystokes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,20:10   

Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,20:30   

Quote (argystokes @ Mar. 02 2007,20:10)
Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.

bob obviously doesn't read UD.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Faid



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,20:33   

Haha, that guy's good.

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"The truth is that ALL mutations REDUCE information"

"...mutations can add information to a genome.  And remember, I have never said that this is not possible."

  
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,20:35   

Quote (argystokes @ Mar. 03 2007,04:10)
Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
someotherguy



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,21:12   

Quote (k.e @ Mar. 02 2007,20:35)
Quote (argystokes @ Mar. 03 2007,04:10)
Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Brilliant!!

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,21:28   

Quote (argystokes @ Mar. 02 2007,20:10)
Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.

Okay.

Fess up.

Which one of you guys is BobMort?

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...


I can wait as long as you can, people.

:angry:

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Tracy P. Hamilton



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,21:47   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Mar. 02 2007,21:28)
 
Quote (argystokes @ Mar. 02 2007,20:10)
Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.

Okay.

Fess up.

Which one of you guys is BobMort?

...


...


I can wait as long as you can, people.

:angry:

That was genius - a troll post complaining about troll posts, tearing up the big tent, and tweaking them about the lack of a ID curriculum.

I rate that post an 11!

P.S. It wasn't me, I only wish I were that clever and funny.

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,22:08   

I used to post about the amusing idiots in the comments at OE and UD. I don't do so much anymore. Some person on PT mentioned how many of the OE and UD people were deliberate trolls. And looking at the comments at both sites, I agree. I don't know what percentage are fake, but it's a lot, and some people have privately confirmed this. I'm not participating in this, as moderator I have to uphold higher standards, but it's pretty much impossible to tell the real rubes from the fake ones. That's why you'll only hear me laughing about the known rubes, like Davetard and Salvador. Like Conservapedia, it's now impossible to tell the real from the fake.

Lately I've been laughing at other things, like Philip Johnson complaining that they've been censored from the science journals, when they can't even manage to publish in the  one they control.

What a wasteland is ID.

   
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,22:19   

Quote (stevestory @ Mar. 03 2007,06:08)
I used to post about the amusing idiots in the comments at OE and UD. I don't do so much anymore. Some person on PT mentioned how many of the OE and UD people were deliberate trolls. And looking at the comments at both sites, I agree. I don't know what percentage are fake, but it's a lot, and some people have privately confirmed this. I'm not participating in this, as moderator I have to uphold higher standards, but it's pretty much impossible to tell the real rubes from the fake ones. That's why you'll only hear me laughing about the known rubes, like Davetard and Salvador. Like Conservapedia, it's now impossible to tell the real from the fake.

Lately I've been laughing at other things, like Philip Johnson complaining that they've been censored from the science journals, when they can't even manage to publish in the  one they control.

What a wasteland is ID.

They don't have information/complexity loonacy to themselves.

Institute for the Study of Complex Systems (ISCS)

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 02 2007,23:57   

DaveTard will be mad:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....t-95552

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5

Michaels7

03/03/2007

12:16 am
ooops, here is the Templeton link for interstellar messages of altruism from extraterrestials…

http://www.templeton.org/fundi.....robiology/

ET, ET, what is love?

Father Boni Maroni, love is never having to say your sorry.

ET? But, that’s a line in a movie.

Father Boni Maroni, yes true, we extraterrestials send secret messages of “altruism” thru your actors in hollywood. We recommend all believers watch hollywood movies for truth. We will send more messages like these. Look for the next message to be something like, Love is never having to repent to the ones you love, including us extraterrestials - formerly known as God. See, we extended the message so you can better understand the true intent.

ET! Ohhhh ET! Wow! And all this time I thought that message was a load of drivel! But now that ET speaks! Bless you for this divine message of interstellar inspiration! I will do as you say. So all people can be free!
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But Dave, spampermia needs ace spaliens! Slap him down, he's dissing your designer...

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BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,00:37   

Quote (stevestory @ Mar. 02 2007,22:08)
I used to post about the amusing idiots in the comments at OE and UD. I don't do so much anymore. Some person on PT mentioned how many of the OE and UD people were deliberate trolls. And looking at the comments at both sites, I agree. I don't know what percentage are fake, but it's a lot, and some people have privately confirmed this. I'm not participating in this, as moderator I have to uphold higher standards, but it's pretty much impossible to tell the real rubes from the fake ones. That's why you'll only hear me laughing about the known rubes, like Davetard and Salvador. Like Conservapedia, it's now impossible to tell the real from the fake.

Lately I've been laughing at other things, like Philip Johnson complaining that they've been censored from the science journals, when they can't even manage to publish in the  one they control.

What a wasteland is ID.

You don't think that the posts at UD are less than 100% serious do you? I mean, the pathetic level of detail is amazing in some of those guys, Tims for example say things that spark lively debate. Surprising, I suppose, he hasn't been banned yet.

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When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

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keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,02:20   

Jason Spaceman found this nice bit of tard from Joseph Farah in the WingNutDaily.

Teaser:
 
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Let's try to imagine how a chimp with a stick might somehow fashion itself into another species – because that is ultimately what the authors of this report are suggesting.

How could that happen?

Of what consequence is the spear?

How might a weapon or a tool cause one species to change into another?

What changes at the molecular biological level occur when that primate picks up the sharpened stick?

Help me out here.

These are scientists. Why don't they explain what they mean?

The reason they don't explain is because there is no explanation.


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Faid



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,03:32   

Haha, it gets even better at OE, someone supposedly posts in defence of YEC, and ends up saying this:
 
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Something I don't get: How does an ID advocate profess scientific certainty regarding the age of the earth? I can understand such a thing from a committed Darwinist, who with equal certainty denies evidence for intelligent design. Such is currently "mainstream" science, after all. Most, or perhaps all, of the evidence presented in the context of public science uniformly and unequivocally supports an old earth. But then, doesn't it also support the sufficiency of RM+NS to explain the complexity of life?


"Come on, guys! We don't have to accept the scientific validity of an old earth! I mean if we did, we'd have to accept the scientific validity of ToE too! Oh wait..."

Maaaaan. Is there a Loki Award? Because these guys sure deserve it.

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A look into DAVE HAWKINS' sense of honesty:

"The truth is that ALL mutations REDUCE information"

"...mutations can add information to a genome.  And remember, I have never said that this is not possible."

  
Jake



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,06:07   

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Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.


Thats amazing! How many genuine posters do people reckon there are? Id say about 15 at UD and perhaps 5 at OE? More? less?

Im actually feeling guilty laughing at it. If they were more competent at what they do I wouldn't feel guilty at all; after all, their aims are pretty nasty stuff. Its just that they are so laughably inept. Its like mocking at a child's attempts to build a rocket out of cardboard to travel to the moon.

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,07:23   

Quote (Jake @ Mar. 03 2007,06:07)
 
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Funniest post on OE yet.

I'll withhold further comment.


Thats amazing! How many genuine posters do people reckon there are? Id say about 15 at UD and perhaps 5 at OE? More? less?

Well, since the parody is virtually indistinguishable from the genuine article, it is hard to tell.  At OE, all we know for sure is that Patrick, Sam Chen, and Troutmac are for real.  Everyone else falls into the "maybe" category.  There was a flurry of activity there last week, but then there was a significant purge and I have to wonder if some real ID supporters got caught up in the bloodletting.

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Occam's Toothbrush



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,08:17   

Quote (keiths @ Mar. 03 2007,02:20)
Jason Spaceman found this nice bit of tard from Joseph Farah in the WingNutDaily.
   

Wouldn't that be a tardbit?

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,11:39   

Quote (stevestory @ Mar. 02 2007,22:08)
I used to post about the amusing idiots in the comments at OE and UD. I don't do so much anymore. Some person on PT mentioned how many of the OE and UD people were deliberate trolls. And looking at the comments at both sites, I agree. I don't know what percentage are fake, but it's a lot, and some people have privately confirmed this. I'm not participating in this, as moderator I have to uphold higher standards, but it's pretty much impossible to tell the real rubes from the fake ones. That's why you'll only hear me laughing about the known rubes, like Davetard and Salvador. Like Conservapedia, it's now impossible to tell the real from the fake.

Lately I've been laughing at other things, like Philip Johnson complaining that they've been censored from the science journals, when they can't even manage to publish in the  one they control.

What a wasteland is ID.

Oh for the memories,

Any science fiction fans out there remember what Dr Who’s time machine was called?

tribune  
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The TARDIS


Oh my.

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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,12:01   

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Any science fiction fans out there remember what Dr Who’s time machine was called?
The TARDIS

Yeah, I was waiting for that one!

I've worn out this joke, but remember, the Designer could be a time-traveling biologist...

There's one connected by marriage to TARDIS. Hehe, no wonder Bill's so bitter. Gee, Bill, so if you had had that f*cking conference after all, your life would be totally changed, and you wouldn't be slaving away at some backwater college like Peter Abelard after he lost a certain body organ, and being so socially awkward with your fartamation thingie, and trying to convert a certain Richard. Yes, we see.

Jebus! I put this to you guys--at what point does flapping a tear-stained hankie look like waving a (wet) white flag?  :p

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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,12:53   

Quote (Zachriel @ Mar. 03 2007,11:39)
Oh for the memories,

Any science fiction fans out there remember what Dr Who’s time machine was called?

tribune      
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The TARDIS


Oh my.

Does this really fit?  I mean, DS is much larger on the outside than he is on the inside.  And his chameleon circuit is clearly working.

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Zachriel



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,14:18   

Joseph  
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Observation-> hypothesis-> testing-> inference. It is as sound as any ’science’ the NDE offers.

ID takes the data, looks at the options, compares the data to those options and makes the best inference accordingly.

Look closely. ID takes observation and infers, but fails to propose testable hypotheses, much less actually subject them to falsifiable tests. According to Joseph, ID fails to conform to the scientific method.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,15:12   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Mar. 03 2007,12:53)
Does this really fit?  I mean, DS is much larger on the outside than he is on the inside.  And his chameleon circuit is clearly working.

So he's an inside-out TARDIS.

Does that make him a DISTARD?

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,15:15   

Quote (Zachriel @ Mar. 03 2007,14:18)
Joseph    
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Observation-> hypothesis-> testing-> inference. It is as sound as any ’science’ the NDE offers.

ID takes the data, looks at the options, compares the data to those options and makes the best inference accordingly.

Look closely. ID takes observation and infers, but fails to propose testable hypotheses, much less actually subject them to falsifiable tests. According to Joseph, ID fails to conform to the scientific method.

Holy Crap, Zachriel.

That boy Joseph picks up a hammer, aims it squarely at the ToE, and smacks himself right in the head with it.

doh.

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,15:46   

Wah! Wah! WAD: Can you say "leprosy"?

Mathematician, heal thyself.

Boo, hoo, hoo! I can't stand it anymore! Somebody, give this man a conference. (Trying to make yourself unattractive to the BD girl, Bill? Doing a good job, honey. Yeah, real charm.)

What was the name of that "ID friendly research center at a major university" again? How long do I have to "stay tuned"? Did I miss that, everyone?

Is it at Leprosy University?  :p

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,16:33   

Kristine,
I hate to say this, but I don't think you love Bill any more.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,18:23   

Quote (keiths @ Mar. 03 2007,16:33)
Kristine,
I hate to say this, but I don't think you love Bill any more.

Bite your tongue!

That would totally wreck the plot of Janie's story!

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Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

   
k.e



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,21:39   

Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 03 2007,23:12)
Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Mar. 03 2007,12:53)
Does this really fit?  I mean, DS is much larger on the outside than he is on the inside.  And his chameleon circuit is clearly working.

So he's an inside-out TARDIS.

Does that make him a DISTARD?

Another wet wobbly joke like that will make him a CUS-TARD.

A little late maybe but could he be a TARDI-TARDIS ?

(with fruit & nuts that would be TUTTI FRUTI BRAZIL BRAZIL TARDI TARD)

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The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,22:37   

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Kristine,
I hate to say this, but I don't think you love Bill any more.

Well, I gotta admit, it's a shitty relationship. I'm not sure that it's working out. :D

One minute I want to throw plates at him, and the next--I want to throw up on him. :p

I think intelligent design robs men of their sexiness. Think about it, clapping your hands for Tinkerbell isn't much of a turn-on. Know what, Bill? This is why you don't pin your idea on only one idea--you become Billy One-Note Whiner when it doesn't pan out. (Why the #### get two Ph.D.s anyway? What good is that?)

Don't worry, Lou, I'll try to keep the meme alive for Janie, but uggghhh! I'm sick of the whining! Leprosy, indeed.

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