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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,09:02    HeddleCat has gifts? oh, well. Please pick one of the following for you message [1] NASCAR [2] Secret list serve [3] Calvinism [4] Hobbesism [5] How British culture and motor sports > its American counterpart. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,09:09    Happy birthday... hug your ancestors. -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

dheddle Posts: 545 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,09:10    Thanks, but you forgot to include Sarah on the list of message options. Like: President Sarah Palin winking while throwing the green flag at the 2013 Daytona 500 after announcing on a secret listServ that Kevin Harvick is predestined to win and that all F1 drivers must henceforth wear dresses. -------------- Mysticism is a rational enterprise. Religion is not. The mystic has recognized something about the nature of consciousness prior to thought, and this recognition is susceptible to rational discussion. The mystic has reason for what he believes, and these reasons are empirical. --Sam Harris

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,10:03    I couldn't find a picture of Calvin, but here's Hobbes, and he looks just about as grumpy. Happy bday! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,10:11    Happy Birthday Heddle -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,10:24    Happy Heddle Day... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Doc Bill Posts: 1039 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,11:07    Happy Birthday, Heddle! Hey, Dembski and I were going to take you out for a drink but the bastard drank all the scotch! Behe couldn't make it either because his schedule is irreducibly complex. Meyer's out, too, because his credit card is no good.  Something about an invalid signature. Luskin said he was busy with a science fair project involving a gerbil and a paper towel tube.  He calls it Tickle Me St. Elmo. Maybe next year. Cheeers!

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,11:37    Happy birthday Mr Heddle! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,12:14    Happy Birthday! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

keiths Posts: 2195 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,14:02    Happy birthday, Heddle! One year closer to your inevitable deconversion... -------------- And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number. -- Joe G Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,14:22    (There may have been some settling of cake contents in distribution) Happy b-day! -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

jeffox Posts: 671 Joined: Oct. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,15:46    Most happy day to you, and many more!

Amadan Posts: 1337 Joined: Jan. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,15:49    Someone's got a present for you! ... and it has a special introduction too! Hoppy Birdy. PS "Dover Thrift Edition"? Is that all they could afford after Kitzmiller? -------------- "People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011 JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

Kattarina98 Posts: 1267 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,15:50    -------------- Barry Arrington is a bitch.

olegt Posts: 1405 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,16:25    Oooo, heddle, congrats to you on this happy occasion!  Cheer up, the semester will be over soon! -------------- If you are not: Galapagos Finch please Logout »

paragwinn Posts: 539 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,20:07    Happy Birthday! -------------- All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11 F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11 Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

Tony M Nyphot Posts: 491 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 19 2009,21:07    hey happy, heddle birthday -------------- "I, OTOH, am an underachiever...I either pee my pants or faint dead away..." FTK "You could always wrap fresh fish in the paper you publish it on, though, and sell that." - Field Man on how to find value in Gary Gaulin's real-science "theory"

Cubist Posts: 558 Joined: Oct. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2009,03:38    Quote (ppb @ Nov. 19 2009,10:11) Happy Birthday Heddle For future reference: The typeface used for "It's good to be" is Brush Script. The Photoshopped-in "a Sexy Right-Wingnut" uses a different typeface, which I think is Linotype Script, but I am not at all sure. Alas, the person who modified this image did not match the font very well...

ppb Posts: 325 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2009,09:14    Quote (Cubist @ Nov. 20 2009,04:38) For future reference: The typeface used for "It's good to be" is Brush Script. The Photoshopped-in "a Sexy Right-Wingnut" uses a different typeface, which I think is Linotype Script, but I am not at all sure. Alas, the person who modified this image did not match the font very well... When I look at the picture, I'm not noticing the font. -------------- "[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd." - Richard P. Feynman

dvunkannon Posts: 1377 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2009,10:36    Happy Birthday++! -------------- I’m referring to evolution, not changes in allele frequencies. - Cornelius Hunter I’m not an evolutionist, I’m a change in allele frequentist! - Nakashima

JLT Posts: 740 Joined: Jan. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2009,13:00    Happy birthday! -------------- "Random mutations, if they are truly random, will affect, and potentially damage, any aspect of the organism, [...] Thus, a realistic [computer] simulation [of evolution] would allow the program, OS, and hardware to be affected in a random fashion." GilDodgen, Frilly shirt owner

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2009,20:43    Belated happy Birthday, my your favorite NASCAR drivers always turn right! Er, I mean left. -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 20 2009,21:31    HBD, H. MHR. RB -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 21 2009,10:22    Shimmies!   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,07:24    I know I'd already said it on FB, but a second happy birthday never hurt anyone, right? Hope it went well, Heddle. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

dnmlthr Posts: 565 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 22 2009,07:38    -------------- Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

FrankH Posts: 525 Joined: Feb. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 23 2009,14:13    What, another one? Another Birthday? Not just for you but by Jesus, what gets in the water around February?  Don't people know it's late hockey season and the playoffs are just around the corner? -------------- Marriage is not a lifetime commitment, it's a life sentence!

Steverino Posts: 411 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 24 2009,17:27    Happy Birfday Mr. Heddle!....That is, if you can acount for this being your absolute birfday in your worldwide view. Happy Birthday!....Enjoy! -------------- - Born right the first time. - Asking questions is NOT the same as providing answers. - It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys show up!

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