Schroedinger's Dog
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| Quote (k.e.. @ Sep. 26 2011,15:06) | WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER IN THE MIND TO SUFFER, HOMOS!
THE SLINGS AND ARROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS CREATIONISTS,
OR TO TAKE ARMS AGAINST A SEA OF ROUBLES, (generated by Christ Co.)
AND BY OPPOSING END THEM? TO DIE: TO SLEEP; (of boredom)
NO MORE; AND BY A SLEEP TO SAY WE END ( but not in their case…. yawn)
THE HEART-ACHE AND THE THOUSAND NATURAL SHOCKS (of their plain bone headedness)
THAT FLESH IS HEIR TO, 'TIS A CONSUMMATION (but not in KF’s case)
DEVOUTLY TO BE WISH'D. TO DIE, TO SLEEP; (or because they lie down with dogs)
TO SLEEP: PERCHANCE TO DREAM: AY, THERE'S THE RUB; (Denko on Denyse)
FOR IN THAT SLEEP OF DEATH WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (of angels for Bill)
WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL, (what?....before or after Dover?)
MUST GIVE US PAUSE: THERE'S THE RESPECT (those clowns need love too)
THAT MAKES CALAMITY OF SO LONG LIFE; (of ID? ..stillborn folks and buried under the roses)
FOR WHO WOULD BEAR THE WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIME, (they can, all day long)
THE OPPRESSOR'S WRONG, THE PROUD MAN'S CONTUMELY, (oily KFs anyone?)
THE PANGS OF DESPISED LOVE, THE LAW'S DELAY, (Behe and Dover..again)
THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE AND THE SPURNS (fart gags and man of the year Time Mag…..oh wait)
THAT PATIENT MERIT OF THE UNWORTHY TAKES, (kaching)
WHEN HE HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUIETUS MAKE (yes god ,where art thou…homo)
WITH A BARE BODKIN? WHO WOULD FARDELS BEAR, (Casey fuck brows who else)
TO GRUNT AND SWEAT UNDER A WEARY LIFE, (At Baylors broom cupboard?)
BUT THAT THE DREAD OF SOMETHING AFTER DEATH, (ummmm…..death?)
THE UNDISCOVER'D COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN (Ah yes Jerusalem the rough beast's destination)
NO TRAVELLER RETURNS, PUZZLES THE WILL (and testament)
AND MAKES US RATHER BEAR THOSE lulz WE HAVE
THAN FLY TO OTHERS THAT WE KNOW NOT OF? (global warming deniers?)
THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE COWARDS OF US ALL; (snikker ....nup only fact deniers)
and thus the native hue of evolution
is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of id,
and blogs of great piss and comment
with this regard their rusted on contributors blow smoke ,
and lose the name of action. – please don’t give up!
the fair eve! nymph, in thy kansas
be all my sins remember'd. |
As much as I have to admit Shakespeare and DaveTard shouldn't match, this is most likely a POTW...
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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G
"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis
"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor
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