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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,08:56   

TroutMac comes clean about Creationism and ID
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These folks are so bankrupt that they're playing games with the language so as to cover their tracks. They talk out of both sides of their mouth, twist definitions to suit their whim for that moment. They hope that the ignorant will fall for their charade just because they call themselves "scientists" and this, they think, gives them credibility enough to make any claim they want. The problem is, many people are ignorant enough to fall for it. They're not about explaining and clarifying evolution… anything but that. They want to confuse the issue - while appearing to have explained something - as much as possible. We just don't understand because we're not scientists like they are.


Well, change "evolution" for ID and it's accurate!
This guy is dumb dumb dumb
http://www.overwhelmingevidence.com/oe....?page=1

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,09:32   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Jan. 17 2007,15:56)
TroutMac comes clean about Creationism and ID
       
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These folks are so bankrupt that they're playing games with the language so as to cover their tracks. They talk out of both sides of their mouth, twist definitions to suit their whim for that moment. They hope that the ignorant will fall for their charade just because they call themselves "scientists" and this, they think, gives them credibility enough to make any claim they want. The problem is, many people are ignorant enough to fall for it. They're not about explaining and clarifying evolution… anything but that. They want to confuse the issue - while appearing to have explained something - as much as possible. We just don't understand because we're not scientists like they are.


Well, change "evolution" for ID and it's accurate!
This guy is dumb dumb dumb
http://www.overwhelmingevidence.com/oe....?page=1

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If something is truly random, it has no meaning or purpose. If it has meaning or purpose, it ain't random. Meaning and purpose imply design or maybe a better word is intent. Only intelligence can produce "intent". How many people believe that a rock, for example, can "intend" for something to happen? If anything has a purpose, an intent behind it, then it is designed by an intelligence.

Trouty, dude, if you're going to be a teleologist at least be an educated one.  Aristotle dealt with the fallacy of ascribing intention to nature a good while back now.  Natural processes (he says) act to an end, but do so without forethought or deliberation.  If something has such and such an essence, then its internal principle of change (or its "nature") will drive its development so that it can best perform the functions appropriate to that essence.  As he lays it out, especially in Physics II and Parts of Animals I, nature is exactly as if it were designed, except that there is no designer - just as a spider produces a web which is as it were designed, yet the spider never engages in the kind of deliberation characteristic of a human designer.  The appearance - and reality - of design is brought about by individuals each developing (through the interaction of their internal principle with the environment) so as to perform the functions appropriate to their way of life as well as they can.  Aristotle's brilliant analysis shows that an external designer - such as the Demiurge of Plato's Timaeus - is an illusion.

You could also benefit, Fishboy, from thinking about what he has to say in the Physics about chance, coincidence and necessity.  (I'll leave it someone else to make the obvious point about rolling a die and never getting a seven.)

Sorry to go on about it, but it's still one of my great disappointments that ID (or UD) is so intellectually shallow.  As a historian of science with an interest in classical philosophy, I first looked at UD and ID literature with some hopes that it would at least be interesting, if still wrong: I expected to find a re-appreciation of pre-scientific teleological natural philosophy: Aristotelianism, Neoplatonist emanationism, Stoic materialism.  Instead, apart from DT's empty and aggressive bluster, all I could see was a thousand ways of saying "Goddidit."  They make assertions about "design," "intelligence," "chance" and "intention," yet never bother even to reflect on what they mean by these terms, still less take account of 2000-odd years of human conversation about these very issues (apart from the conversations of literalist theologians).

EDIT: typos

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jujuquisp



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,09:36   

Here is some excellent tard courtesy of some guy named Kazmer.  Enjoy:
http://www.newhumanist.org.uk/comments.php?id=2206_0_1_0_C

  
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,09:43   

Fishboy, again:
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I've caught folks trying to tell me that DNA is a random assembly of nucleotide base pairs. Random. Think about it… if DNA were "random", I should have no reasonable expectation that my offspring would be human.

God's foreskin, these people are so f*cking stupid.

(BTW, creationists should never use the phrase "think about it."  It only reminds the reader that they haven't.)

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,10:03   

Quote (jujuquisp @ Jan. 17 2007,09:36)
Here is some excellent tard courtesy of some guy named Kazmer.  Enjoy:
http://www.newhumanist.org.uk/comments.php?id=2206_0_1_0_C

I know about him. He's a pompous, longwinded Polish Catholic Creationist whose current claim to fame on the internets is that he's the only person in the world who actually approvingly cites John Davison's work. Davison has been reduced to bragging about this:

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JohnADavison said...
I see that I am once again permitted to hold forth. I recommend that all visit the January 10 edition of American Chronicle where Kazmer Ujvarosy introduced my essay "The Darwinain Delusion" as an antidote to Dickie Dawkins' "The God Delusion."

Enjoy!


Javison and his Waylon Smithers 'VMartin' seem to be very smitten with the guy. My take on him (and VMartin) is that he's too foreign to realize what a loon Davison is.

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,12:43   

Eeeee-aaahhh! Get a load of this pant-load:
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I am currently reading Dr. J.C. Sanford’s book on the human genome. The notion has previously occurred to me more than once that humans have been deteriorating genetically for quite some time, but it never occurred to me that this could be investigated or quantified. I am excited to see what he has to say about it. (I emailed my PhD physicist brother, who has a very dry sense of humor, about Dr. Sanford’s thesis, and he just today replied; “Regarding the deteriorating human genome, I’ve been saying that for years. We’re interfering with Natural Selection by treating the sick. All this health care will one day kill us.” I think he was joking. (He’s read Hoyle’s Cosmology textbook, BTW, and no longer believes in the Big Bang.)

I think I’m losing my mind: Lamarkist B.S. (one does not pass down a cold to one’s children’s genome) and another Big-Bang denial in the same paragraph. This cannot be real. This is a joke, right? Uncommon Descent is just another Onion-esque parody. Dembski’s laughing his ass off at me wigging out at this stuff. (“Sal! Write something about how parabolas have two focii, and watch Boom Boom freak again.”) Right? Please tell me…

No. It’s not a joke. For one thing, have a gander at the mawkish book cover. (There is something definitely wrong with men who like sentimental glop like that. I think I’m going to barf.)
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Here is some excellent tard courtesy of some guy named Kazmer.
I know this Kazmer. Alas, poor Kristine. She threw her cookies, she threw them well. :p

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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,12:53   

Quote (Kristine @ Jan. 17 2007,19:43)
“Sal! Write something about how parabolas have two focii, and watch Boom Boom freak again.”

In the big tent, there's room for a range of opinions on the parabola focus controversy.  One.  Two.  None.  Seventeen.  They're all good.

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,13:04   

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When I'm sat at my keyboard, I was in the SAS.

What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?

Bob

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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,13:20   

From comment 9:
http://www.uncommondescent.com/archives/1961#more-1961
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The definition of intelligence I like best is “the ability to choose between good and evil.”

So, is the flagellum good or evil?

Bob

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,13:30   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Jan. 17 2007,13:20)
So, is the flagellum good or evil?

It depends on whether it's me or Osama bin Laden who comes down with a case of E. coli.

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,13:56   

Quote (Bob O'H @ Jan. 17 2007,13:04)
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When I'm sat at my keyboard, I was in the SAS.

What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?

Bob

Salvation Army Singers.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,14:00   

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What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?


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Salvation Army Singers.


Are you pair of bastards calling me northern or a god squadder?

Right! Outside now, the pair of you.

I'll have you know that SAS stands for "Super Army Soldiers".*

Louis

* Hat tip to Ricky Gervais

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,14:43   

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What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?

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Salvation Army Singers.

Are you pair of bastards calling me northern or a god squadder?


Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,14:56   

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What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?

   
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Salvation Army Singers.

Are you pair of bastards calling me northern or a god squadder?


Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

All you need to know is that Louis is a soft southern bastard.

(Actually, so am I, come to think of it).

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,14:59   

Quote (Altabin @ Jan. 17 2007,14:56)
Quote (keiths @ Jan. 17 2007,21:43)
 
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What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?

   
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Salvation Army Singers.

Are you pair of bastards calling me northern or a god squadder?


Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

All you need to know is that Louis is a soft southern bastard.

(Actually, so am I, come to think of it).

You mean you're soothern fairies, as opposed to norvern monkies?  :p

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oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:00   

scordova said            
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Regarding original design, for me personally the most exciting example was the reconstruction of an original design through immortalization of the human cell by the biotech firm, Geron. They re-engineered the cell based on a hunch that all the machinery was there for “immortality” in human cells except maybe a bad switch that was mysteriously re-programmed for early death…
It made the stories of ancient people with long life more believable.

geron said (from a search of their website for "evolution")          
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Prior to joining Geron's management team, Harley was a founding member of the company's scientific board and an associate professor of biochemistry at McMaster University in Ontario, Canada, where his specialty was the investigation of cellular aging. The author of more than 50 scientific publications, Harley holds a B.Sc. degree from the University of Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, and a Ph.D. in biochemistry from McMaster University.
In addition, he completed post-doctoral training in evolution at the University of Sussex, England, with Dr. John Maynard Smith, and in molecular biology at the University of California at San Francisco with Dr. Herbert Boyer.

University of Sussex, England said  
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Mathematical modelling plays a central and increasingly important role in evolution and ecology. The object of the meeting is to show the latest development of mathematical models in evolution and ecology and to demonstrate the important role of such modelling through this research to a new generation of researchers. The programme will include keynote talks and sessions in the following, and other, areas: population genetic models; the modelling of epidemics; the use of game theory to model the behaviour of biological populations. The last of these will be a central theme, as befits a conference at the university where John Maynard Smith carried out his pioneering work.

nobody said (except scordova)        
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Another hypothesis is that most of biotic reality has dual modes, both malicious and benevolent. In principle this could be subject to discovery via reverse engineering as well.

then oops, wikipedia said      
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Controversy over GERON Corporation's rights to stem cell technology
yet this is the company that scordova wants to push the edge - does his brand of whatever is it ok stem cell research or not? messin wid the designers cells is ok or not, I wonder...  
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There is probably much about the original design that remains to be discovered. We’ve barely touched the tip of the iceberg.
but it's all ok, b'coz then somebody in the thread links to then somebody said        
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Thanks, I added it to my shopping cart.
and another $ was parted.

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:02   

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Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

Of course, it will be my pleasure.

Without reservation all northerners are feckless, jobless bastards who have litters of bastard snot nosed ill educated brats, all of whom are criminals. They are invariably dole bludging scum who take drugs and beat their wives, who are fat. They have flat caps, whippets and all shag sheep. The one tiny thing they have going for them is that rarely, they just occasionally turn up someone who can brew decent beer.

I hate them all with a passion that borders on the holy and one day the South will rise and we shall sweep them from this green and fertile land.

Louis

P.S. I'm joking. There is no real hierarchy. The stereotype is that all northerners are unemployed but "real men" and all southerners are rich but soft, shandy drinking wankers. Sadly the stereotype is....pretty accurate really! ;)

P.P.S. Added in edit: Arden, yes! "Fucking Northern Monkies!"

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:09   

Quote (Altabin @ Jan. 17 2007,14:56)
Quote (keiths @ Jan. 17 2007,21:43)
 
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What, Scunthorpe Alloy Services?

   
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Salvation Army Singers.

Are you pair of bastards calling me northern or a god squadder?


Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

All you need to know is that Louis is a soft southern bastard.

(Actually, so am I, come to think of it).

Shandy Drinkers!

*dons flat cap, pets whippet*

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:12   

Quote (Louis @ Jan. 17 2007,15:02)
Quote (keiths @ Jan. 17 2007,20:43)
Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

Of course, it will be my pleasure.

Without reservation all northerners are feckless, jobless bastards who have litters of bastard snot nosed ill educated brats, all of whom are criminals. They are invariably dole bludging scum who take drugs and beat their wives, who are fat. They have flat caps, whippets and all shag sheep. The one tiny thing they have going for them is that rarely, they just occasionally turn up someone who can brew decent beer.

I hate them all with a passion that borders on the holy and one day the South will rise and we shall sweep them from this green and fertile land.

Louis

P.S. I'm joking. There is no real hierarchy. The stereotype is that all northerners are unemployed but "real men" and all southerners are rich but soft, shandy drinking wankers. Sadly the stereotype is....pretty accurate really! ;)

P.P.S. Added in edit: Arden, yes! "Fucking Northern Monkies!"

"I hate these fucking southern fairies!"

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:20   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Jan. 17 2007,15:12)
Quote (Louis @ Jan. 17 2007,15:02)
 
Quote (keiths @ Jan. 17 2007,20:43)
Could one of you explain to us Yanks where northerners rank in the British pecking order?

Of course, it will be my pleasure.

Without reservation all northerners are feckless, jobless bastards who have litters of bastard snot nosed ill educated brats, all of whom are criminals. They are invariably dole bludging scum who take drugs and beat their wives, who are fat. They have flat caps, whippets and all shag sheep. The one tiny thing they have going for them is that rarely, they just occasionally turn up someone who can brew decent beer.

I hate them all with a passion that borders on the holy and one day the South will rise and we shall sweep them from this green and fertile land.

Louis

P.S. I'm joking. There is no real hierarchy. The stereotype is that all northerners are unemployed but "real men" and all southerners are rich but soft, shandy drinking wankers. Sadly the stereotype is....pretty accurate really! ;)

P.P.S. Added in edit: Arden, yes! "Fucking Northern Monkies!"

"I hate these fucking southern fairies!"

Guy Ritchie disclaimer:

He writes one dimensional 'mockney' dialogue for the merrycans to lap up.

eg:

Baz: "Sorted?"
Gaz: "Sorted!"
Baz: "Safe...Pucka!"
Gaz: "'cept we owe jimmie three-lives a monkey"
Baz: "A monkey! You're 'avin a giraffe, geezer!"

Guy Ritchie you talentless twat, Sort it awwwt, its a daaaarn saaaarf fing, innit geezer? You're about as London as Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins, you're a propper art-school tarquin you muppet.

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:25   

Those science fair ideas have to be parody. Right?

God. I'm just now realizing that they are not.

can't. stop. shaking. head.

This will bother me all day.

 
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40. Does sea currents affect climate?

I don't know, does they? Do the pope be catholic?
 
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1. A virus can mutate (alter) the DNA code of the host cell and reproduce a new species. Does this prove evolution by mutation is true or does it show adaptation (variety) within a species?
Read that one again.
 
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10. What was life like before the Flood?
Make sure you have a detailed experimental write-up.
 
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15. How long can flies survive freezing in a frig?
I don't know, but sometimes I see flies friggin.
 
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23. Why do we have an Adams apple?
 
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100.What does an Adam's apple do on our throat?
Ask Ann Coulter.

 
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35. Why does the Bible say there is one glory of the sun, one glory of the moon, and one glory of the stars?
Please include a detailed experimental write-up.  
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46. Where are teeth stored?
On a necklace. Duh.  
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55. Why do only mammals have hair?
Dunno, ask a tarantula.
 
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78. What is rubber made out of?
Rubber.  
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75. What is plastic made out of?
Plastic.  
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79. What are bones made out of?
Bone.  
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104.Why do cats hate dogs and dogs hate cats?
Dunno. Let me ask my 2 dogs and 2 cats that live peacefully in one house.  
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110. Why does lead melt at a low temperature?
Why are creationists ignorant?

The Cake Taker:
 
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72. What is God made of?

Spaghetti and Meatballs. Duh.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:31   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Jan. 17 2007,21:20)
Guy Ritchie disclaimer:

He writes one dimensional 'mockney' dialogue for the merrycans to lap up.

eg:

Baz: "Sorted?"
Gaz: "Sorted!"
Baz: "Safe...Pucka!"
Gaz: "'cept we owe jimmie three-lives a monkey"
Baz: "A monkey! You're 'avin a giraffe, geezer!"

Guy Ritchie you talentless twat, Sort it awwwt, its a daaaarn saaaarf fing, innit geezer? You're about as London as Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins, you're a propper art-school tarquin you muppet.

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You magnificent bastard!

Not only that but he's clearly into bestiality, I mean, knobbing that wrinkley, Arican kiddy snatcher trend setting over rated gym teacher Madonna. All his as far as I'm concerned. Although I will say this, she probably taught him a trick or two, I reckon she's been cocked more times than a sniper's rifle.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:36   

Quote (phonon @ Jan. 17 2007,15:25)
Those science fair ideas have to be parody. Right?

God. I'm just now realizing that they are not.

can't. stop. shaking. head.

This will bother me all day.

 
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40. Does sea currents affect climate?

I don't know, does they? Do the pope be catholic?
 
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1. A virus can mutate (alter) the DNA code of the host cell and reproduce a new species. Does this prove evolution by mutation is true or does it show adaptation (variety) within a species?
Read that one again.
 
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10. What was life like before the Flood?
Make sure you have a detailed experimental write-up.
 
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15. How long can flies survive freezing in a frig?
I don't know, but sometimes I see flies friggin.
 
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23. Why do we have an Adams apple?
 
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100.What does an Adam's apple do on our throat?
Ask Ann Coulter.

 
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35. Why does the Bible say there is one glory of the sun, one glory of the moon, and one glory of the stars?
Please include a detailed experimental write-up.  
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46. Where are teeth stored?
On a necklace. Duh.  
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55. Why do only mammals have hair?
Dunno, ask a tarantula.
 
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78. What is rubber made out of?
Rubber.  
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75. What is plastic made out of?
Plastic.  
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79. What are bones made out of?
Bone.  
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104.Why do cats hate dogs and dogs hate cats?
Dunno. Let me ask my 2 dogs and 2 cats that live peacefully in one house.  
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110. Why does lead melt at a low temperature?
Whay are creationists ignorant?

The Cake Taker:
 
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72. What is God made of?

Spaghetti and Meatballs. Duh.

They should just stick with baking soda volcanoes. The classics are classics for a reason.

And here's the Bible verse to go with it:

"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies." - Song of Solomon 4:5

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phonon



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:39   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Jan. 17 2007,15:36)
"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies." - Song of Solomon 4:5

"Thine Adam's Apple is like mine." - Song of Dembski to Coulter 3:16

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Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:41   

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46. Where are teeth stored?
On a necklace. Duh.

Weeping.  LITERALLY weeping.

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:41   

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P.S. I'm joking. There is no real hierarchy. The stereotype is that all northerners are unemployed but "real men" and all southerners are rich but soft, shandy drinking wankers. Sadly the stereotype is....pretty accurate really!


In my experience, all Englishmen can agree to hate one thing: Liverpudlians.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:47   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Jan. 17 2007,15:41)
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P.S. I'm joking. There is no real hierarchy. The stereotype is that all northerners are unemployed but "real men" and all southerners are rich but soft, shandy drinking wankers. Sadly the stereotype is....pretty accurate really!


In my experience, all Englishmen can agree to hate one thing: Liverpudlians.



5IVE TIMES

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,15:59   

Good Math, Bad Tard.

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,16:16   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Jan. 17 2007,22:47)
 
Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Jan. 17 2007,15:41)
   
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P.S. I'm joking. There is no real hierarchy. The stereotype is that all northerners are unemployed but "real men" and all southerners are rich but soft, shandy drinking wankers. Sadly the stereotype is....pretty accurate really!


In my experience, all Englishmen can agree to hate one thing: Liverpudlians.



5IVE TIMES

For American readers who are confused about the whole North-South thing, here is a link to an actual documentary about Liverpudlians (or "scouse gits" as they are known affectionately in the South) which should go a long way to clarifying it.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 17 2007,16:19   

"actual documentary"!

Calm down! - You should write for the Disco Institute..

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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