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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,00:38    Happy birthday to you, You evolved from some goo, your mama was a monkey, And you live in the zoo Homo. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,05:21    Mr Hughes, you're a gentleman! Thank you very much. I take back all those things I said about you, and if Homeland Security pay you a visit tell them it was all a mistake and that I've authorised withdrawl under code Alpha Alpha Charile Sixer. Louis P.S. I am now old and therefore am off to the gym. -------------- Bye.

IanBrown_101 Posts: 927 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,05:31    LOUIS SUCKS! I mean, happy birthday. Or something, who cares, really? -------------- I'm not the fastest or the baddest or the fatest. You NEVER seem to address the fact that the grand majority of people supporting Darwinism in these on line forums and blogs are atheists. That doesn't seem to bother you guys in the least. - FtK Roddenberry is my God.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,05:39    Quote (IanBrown_101 @ Nov. 11 2007,11:31) LOUIS SUCKS! I mean, happy birthday. Or something, who cares, really? I care. I care because Jebus tells me to care. If Jebus tells me not to care you suckers better watch out. Crazy Fool! I pity the fool who doesn't love Jebus. I pity the fool. Louis P.S. I do not suck. Not for anything less than £10k*. I have my standards dontcherknow. *This has been established due to several iterations of the pointless, juvenile and asinine college drinking conversation "Would you suck another guy's dick for £1000000?". My answer has always been yes because you can buy £500 worth of mouthwash, £4500 worth of therapy and walk away from the event with £995000, minty fresh breath and no memory of anything untoward. We worked out that £10k was the bare minmum because it's double the cost of the treatment. The main reason that this conversation was had with such confidence is that, at the time, none of my friends had £10k to spare, now I'd be more cautious and go back to the £1000000, some of my friends work in the City (i.e. finance etc), £10k is something they'd spend on a lunch for a laugh. -------------- Bye.

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,05:44    What else is there to say? -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,06:30    Happy Birthday, Louis. May it find you in this horrible predicament: That photo is entitled Jealous by g.mcq @ Flickr -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,07:34    Crikey! I wish I looked half as decent as that bloke! It's so hard being twice as good looking as that. (Hmm sure, ok Louis, we believe you). The two girls aren't a patch on the Mrs though! Thanks Lou. And Carlson. Love your work as always. Thanks. Cheers All Louis -------------- Bye.

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,07:39    yeah those wenches have meager bosoms.  yaaarrrrrrrr. Happy Birthday Douchebag.  Me and the rest of my UD Pussies posse are watching you suckah. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,08:03    Happy Birthday, Louis! A few more of these and you'll reach the age of reason. Don't ask how I know, it's just a gut feeling. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,10:30    Oh, MAN, Louis, my head is still pounding, but that was one hell of a party. DAMN!  Here are some pics: Louis and the cake: Big time musical entertainment: Great gifts, great food: Things got a little wild later on: Skeptic dropped in, and he's really a fun guy! RB really enjoyed himself: Happy birthday, Bro! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,11:42    *Bursts out of cake* Got a special shimmy shimmy To a birthday himmy himmy! Evo's belly dance is gold - this shimmy is a million years old! (That's Adam, you see, doing the snake dance. Who were you expecting?) Crap, Louis, great party, but it's gonna take weeks to scrape that shit off your wall, man. Happy birthday! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,11:51    Dave, Bill and Kristine, Thanks very much. Glad you made it to the party. Happily I think that nun is going to drop the charges. I've had a nice quiet day. My friends have gone home, a combination of the gym and some roast beef have quelled the worst of the hangover, well earned from Friday and Saturday. I can't keep up with the young 'uns like I used to. Age of reason? One day I hope! Cheers Louis -------------- Bye.

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,12:43    Sorry I'm a bit late, but Happy Hang-over day! Oh, and that guy in the "jealous" photo is clearly a Vulcan. LL&P Bob -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Hermagoras Posts: 1260 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,16:19    Louis, Happy birthday!  I was planning to get pissed anyway, but now I'll do it in your honor.   H -------------- "I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,20:31    Happy Birthday - It appears that you had a good one already, but I'd like to send the following over to scrum with you, but only if your better half [/] [three-quarters seven-eighths says it's okay, or course.  It's not as if you are still young, you know. ps:  No, neither of these is FTK. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 11 2007,20:42    This is Louis after I gave him the Mrs. Miller Greatest Hits album. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 12 2007,02:19    Bob, Hermagoras, and J-Dog, Thanks very much. I am now rueing certain choices made over the course of the weekend. Just think, if the many world's hypothesis is correct, in another universe there is another me with a healthy liver and no headache. Why is it that beer is so good and hangovers are so bad? Louis P.S. Kristine, that's just cruel. Well done. -------------- Bye.

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 12 2007,02:49    Quote (Louis @ Nov. 12 2007,03:19) Just think, if the many world's hypothesis is correct, in another universe there is another me with a healthy liver and no headache. Perhaps, but that loser ain't a bit of fun. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Steverino Posts: 411 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 12 2007,09:09    -------------- - Born right the first time. - Asking questions is NOT the same as providing answers. - It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys show up!

Darth Robo Posts: 148 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2007,10:42    Sorry I missed it.  Busy man lately.  Happy Birthday, semi-old dude!    ;) -------------- "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2007,11:31    Steverino and Darth, Thank you very much. Nice work in particular Steverino, when I saw that I thought "WHOA!!! No WAY!!" and then I saw the web address. Louis -------------- Bye.

Steverino Posts: 411 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Nov. 14 2007,14:24    Quote (Louis @ Nov. 14 2007,11:31) Steverino and Darth, Thank you very much. Nice work in particular Steverino, when I saw that I thought "WHOA!!! No WAY!!" and then I saw the web address. Louis For your own fun and amusement: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/ -------------- - Born right the first time. - Asking questions is NOT the same as providing answers. - It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys show up!

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