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J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,19:31    TV NEWS   Geico's Cavemen May Get Own TV Series Mar 3, 2:39 PM EST The Associated Press NEW YORK -- Those Geico "cavemen" shouldn't be so upset after all — they may get their own television series. ABC said Friday it had ordered a pilot for a comedy, tentatively titled "Cavemen," that features the characters used in a series of ads by the insurance company. In the ads, cavemen appear insulted by a Geico pitchman's claim that the company's Web site is so easy to use that "even a caveman can do it." The potential series, one of 14 pilots that will be produced by Touchstone Television this spring, features the cavemen as they "struggle with prejudice on a daily basis as they strive to live the lives of normal thirty-somethings in 2007 Atlanta." It's unusual for characters from an advertising campaign to move into shows of their own, but not unprecedented. The CBS comedy "Baby Bob" featured a talking baby that had been used in several advertisements, according to Daily Variety. The advertising copywriter who helped create the "cavemen" ads is writing the pilot, the studio said. A pilot order is no guarantee a show will make it on the air; in fact, the majority of pilots don't make it that far. http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=253853&GT1=7703 First off, I'm not 100% in love with your tone... First, let me say thanks to all my fellow posters at After The Bar Closes.  Even though I am a Neandertal, and they are only "little people",  I can count on them to cover my back, should the UD Forces Of Darkness, attack me.   I can always count on my friends at ATBC to beat down Austalopithicine-brained DaveScot whenever he needs it.  Which in always.   So even though I am now such a Total 100% Star, bigger than you could dream, I want you all to visit me in Hollywood.  My cave is your cave amigos! We'll have your favorite Roast Duck With Mango Salsa once again, enjoy some more Guiness' and BEAT-DOWN  UD.   ps - Kris, baby, don't forget that "special screen-test" we've got coming up for you!  Yowrrrllll pps:  No, sorry, don't bring Bill.  We're trying to do a class operation here, and his constant whining and sniveling just doesn't cut it, you know?  I think he's really more cut out for a Spanish Inquisistion role, don't you think? Ciao And don't forget to visit me in my crib. http://www.cavemanscrib.com/ -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,23:19    *Ahem* That's Kristine. Wow, dude, congrats on your show. I have one coming up in May. Quote We're trying to do a class operation here, and his constant whining and sniveling just doesn't cut it, you know? No lie, man. What a crybaby. And Bill stole all my kleenix. He's so toast.   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 03 2007,23:25    Cinnamon toast! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2007,17:55    Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 03 2007,23:19) *Ahem* That's Kristine. Wow, dude, congrats on your show. I have one coming up in May. Kris, baby, work with me here! Yes, I know it's really Kristine, but I was "doing the character"!  SHHHH!  Don't spoil it! ps:  Tell us again about your show in May! JD -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 04 2007,21:11    Sorry. "Kris" is what I was called growing up. Bleah. I'm dancing for a friend's gallery opening in May. More news to come (but c'mon, you guys are scattered all around the country, ain't you?). -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 05 2007,08:59    Quote (Kristine @ Mar. 04 2007,21:11) Sorry. "Kris" is what I was called growing up. Bleah. :p I'm dancing for a friend's gallery opening in May. More news to come (but c'mon, you guys are scattered all around the country, ain't you?). :) Kristine - one word for you - UTube! (or is that 2 words?) -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Mr_Christopher Posts: 1238 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2007,09:59    I thought you guys were extinct? -------------- Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2007,11:21    Quote (Mr_Christopher @ Mar. 06 2007,09:59) I thought you guys were extinct? No man, we are NOT all extinct!  However, because we are such lovers of art and beauty, we are very sensitive, and as a result we are all in therapy, because of your constantly stereotyping us as nothing but brutes and "dumb cavemen".   The only thing good about you "Homos" is your women. For some reason, they tend to like us, and I guess we're just like you, you know, we can only "do it" @ 10 - 12 times a night before we have to roll over in the cave. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Stephen Elliott Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2007,13:16    Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 06 2007,11:21) ...we can only "do it" @ 10 - 12 times a night before we have to roll over in the cave. You must be a quick guy. The night isn't long enough to do it 10+ times (even midwinter).

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2007,13:19    Quote (Stephen Elliott @ Mar. 06 2007,13:16) Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 06 2007,11:21) ...we can only "do it" @ 10 - 12 times a night before we have to roll over in the cave. You must be a quick guy. The night isn't long enough to do it 10+ times (even midwinter). I wonder is that's an evolutionary advantage or disadvantage? -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Stephen Elliott Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Mar. 06 2007,13:24    Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 06 2007,13:19) Quote (Stephen Elliott @ Mar. 06 2007,13:16) Quote (J-Dog @ Mar. 06 2007,11:21) ...we can only "do it" @ 10 - 12 times a night before we have to roll over in the cave. You must be a quick guy. The night isn't long enough to do it 10+ times (even midwinter). I wonder is that's an evolutionary advantage or disadvantage? Who cares? It is fun.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 15 2007,15:20    This just in:  In honor of Jerry Falwell's Frying in hell, ABC has decided to go ahead with the Cavemen Show. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 15 2007,18:46    Quote (J-Dog @ May 15 2007,15:20) This just in:  In honor of Jerry Falwell's Frying in hell, ABC has decided to go ahead with the Cavemen Show. Why no Cave-GIRLS ????????????????? -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 15 2007,21:26    Re "Why no Cave-GIRLS" Yeah, where's Darryl Hannah? Henry

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2007,11:56    Quote (Henry J @ May 15 2007,21:26) Re "Why no Cave-GIRLS" Yeah, where's Darryl Hannah? Henry Yeah.  Okay, we got a couple of cave girls for you - if you're man enough to handle them... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Chris Hyland Posts: 705 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2007,12:26    There you go: http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/cavemen/index?u=0

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2007,14:43    Quote (Chris Hyland @ May 16 2007,12:26) There you go: http://abc.go.com/fallpreview/cavemen/index?u=0 Oh, this link is justgreat  Yeah.  Continue the stereotype, please.   What?  It's just not bad enough that "even a caveman can do it?"  is all over the place?  Now you have to perpetuate the other myth, that allcavemen prefer Big Butts? Well, just so you know, the last Cro-Magnon to make a "joke" about Cavemen being stupid was Jerry Falwell.  You may have heard of him.  Yeah.  Just so you know. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2007,17:23    You mean the Jimmy Castor bunch was wrong, all those years ago?   Quote What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time. When the only people that existed were troglodytes...cave men... cave women...Neanderthal...troglodytes. Let's take the average cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up, try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this: "Dance...dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look in the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here...come here". He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause it might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said: "Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him. She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto) "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh" fusilier, surfacing, again, from lurk mode James 2:24 -------------- fusilier James 2:24

"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank Posts: 2560 Joined: Feb. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 16 2007,18:03    Quote (J-Dog @ May 16 2007,11:56) Quote (Henry J @ May 15 2007,21:26) Re "Why no Cave-GIRLS" Yeah, where's Darryl Hannah? Henry Yeah.  Okay, we got a couple of cave girls for you - if you're man enough to handle them... In the immortal words of William T Riker, "One?  Or both?" -------------- Editor, Red and Black Publishers www.RedandBlackPublishers.com

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 17 2007,12:18    Quote ("Rev Dr" Lenny Flank @ May 16 2007,18:03) Quote (J-Dog @ May 16 2007,11:56)   Quote (Henry J @ May 15 2007,21:26) Re "Why no Cave-GIRLS" Yeah, where's Darryl Hannah? Henry Yeah.  Okay, we got a couple of cave girls for you - if you're man enough to handle them... In the immortal words of William T Riker, "One?  Or both?" The only Real-CaveMan answer is BOTH! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 17 2007,14:38    But if you darryl to take both, wouldn't that be sort of welching on the one you would've taken over the other one?

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 17 2007,15:19    Quote (Henry J @ May 17 2007,14:38) But if you darryl to take both, wouldn't that be sort of welching on the one you would've taken over the other one? Well, clearly this is a situation that I would like to be kept abreast of.  Careful examination and experimentation of the subjects will be required, and of course, true satisfaction can only be achieved through penetration to the deepest depths, and not until the final thrust can this be brought to it's final, satisfactory conclusion. Whew!  It's times like these that I really wish I still smoked. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 17 2007,15:28    Quote (J-Dog @ May 17 2007,15:19) Whew!  It's times like these that I really wish I still smoked. "Do you smoke after sex?" "I don't know.  I've never looked." -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 18 2007,14:25    Can the babe from Planet Of The Apes be counted as a "cave woman", or not? Inquiring minds want to know! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: May 18 2007,21:39    Well, I'd ask 'er, but I'm pretty sure she's not talkin'. Henry

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: May 19 2007,14:57    Quote (Henry J @ May 18 2007,21:39) Well, I'd ask 'er, but I'm pretty sure she's not talkin'. Henry Great catch Henry - I forgot about that, and as long as Kristine is hanging out in the Galpagos, I can say that she's in the running for the perfect woman then, and get away with it! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 11 2007,07:38    Anybody out there catch the second show?  My son had a baseball game last night, so I missed it!   Any comments on the first show? Is the TV audience reaction just another example of Neandertal Hate by Sapiens? Anymore good lines? -  First shows best line:  Keep your penus in your genus. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

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