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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,08:01

I felt sorry for Joe until I realised that he enjoys being reduced to a meltdown. I think all this phony discussion of sciencey topics is just a necessary foreplay to him.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,08:42

right, it's a one hand read for this fool. which is funny to me because if you just want to be ugly to people for imaginary reasons seems like you would just post at free republic and dispense with the pretenses of giving a flying ostrich ass about "Science"

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,08:43

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right, it's a one hand read for this fool. �which is funny to me because if you just want to be ugly to people for imaginary reasons seems like you would just post at free republic and dispense with the pretenses of giving a flying ostrich ass about "Science"

Joe doesn't want to share the cookie.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,09:00

i believe it's a biscuit

ROFL

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Thorton on March 2, 2012 at 10:34 pm said:
Wow. I go away for a bit and Joe has a non-stop massive tardgasm for the better part of the whole day.

All those insults and evasions and he didn't answer a single question about his magical "cell internal" GAs.

Joe's a real beauty, ain't he?

ahhhhh the tard

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,09:03

i realize that Captain Guano is invested in not-knowing-what-the-fuck he is talking about but perhaps a simple diagram would help him (and ratchet down the LULZ)

after all he clearly cannot comprehend the abstraction, what with "there is no population" viz "the population is the DNA" and the other epically stupid things that are preserved in that thread forever. but maybe, just maybe, he might have a damascus road experience if you could get him to pull that fist out of his britches for a second and look at a picture

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Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,09:08

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i realize that Captain Guano is invested in not-knowing-what-the-fuck he is talking about but perhaps a simple diagram would help him (and ratchet down the LULZ)

after all he clearly cannot comprehend the abstraction, what with "there is no population" viz "the population is the DNA" and the other epically stupid things that are preserved in that thread forever. �but maybe, just maybe, he might have a damascus road experience if you could get him to pull that fist out of his britches for a second and look at a picture

HA HA THIS IS YOU

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,09:42

More than half of all comments at TSZ are generated by Joe.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,10:07

That was a truly epic tardgasmic meltdown by Joe.

Bet he's smoking a whole pack of Marlboros as we speak.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,10:49

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That was a truly epic tardgasmic meltdown by Joe.

Bet he's smoking a whole pack of Marlboros as we speak.

i bet he has been pissing in a jug and crapping in the trashcan all week

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,11:25

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Mar. 03 2012,09:03)

i realize that Captain Guano is invested in not-knowing-what-the-fuck he is talking about but perhaps a simple diagram would help him (and ratchet down the LULZ)

after all he clearly cannot comprehend the abstraction, what with "there is no population" viz "the population is the DNA" and the other epically stupid things that are preserved in that thread forever. �but maybe, just maybe, he might have a damascus road experience if you could get him to pull that fist out of his britches for a second and look at a picture

I think he found out what GAs are all about pages ago, that's why he is now insisting on "MY GA" as opposed to the evos' GA.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,12:13

took it a while though didn't it

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damitall:
I really, really, REALLY want to see a genetic algorithm written and used byJoeG.

I'll be honest - I think it just possible he may have used one; I don't believe at all that he's ever written a functioning GA

Meet me and I will show you- where do you live?

Hey Captain Guano, post code or GTFO

Edited by Erasmus, FCD on Mar. 03 2012,13:24

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,12:15

He's in his glory.
While he digs his hole...

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,12:31

Hey, here's this really cool blog. I know all about GAs now. You're all asswipe evo dogturds.
� � �

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the GA to control the inside of an organism would have to be inside of the organism.

Ya see ... � � � �

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there is more to any given GA besides the ability to generate random mutations.

GAs directe those mutations via cumulative selection in order to reach the goal- ie solve the problem.

Not so hard, is it? The "GA in the cell" makes the mutations and causes things without them to die. So it's kind of in the cell and in the population at the same time. The random mutations generated by the GA (I thought they weren't random, but maybe that's a typo) get selected, probably by the cunning mechanism of having more offspring. It's a bit like ... well, random mutation and natural selection. But it isn't, it's a GA.�Sheesh, you people.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,13:02

Exclusive!

Footage from last year's Intelligent Design Awareness Day...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v....XJpezyI

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,13:33

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The random mutations generated by the GA (I thought they weren't random, but maybe that's a typo)

That's been cleared up nicely by this (2:03 pm �03/03/12, TSZ GA thread):

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They are random wrt probability of their occurence, not that the occur by chance.

Random in terms of probability, not chance. Got it.

eta: in the too-long-for-a-sig category:

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And I said the mutations are random and the selection process directed them of organisms towards the goal which it does.

Only a moron would think tat first sentence requires some "correction".

To be fair (why, again?), the second sentence refers to a previous post, but too funny to pass up a quote-mine.

Edited by Soapy Sam on Mar. 03 2012,13:49

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,14:09

Quote (Soapy Sam @ Mar. 03 2012,11:33)

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They are random wrt probability of their occurence, not that the occur by chance.

Random in terms of probability, not chance. Got it.

Yep, there's a deliberate effort by the... something... to generate random mutations. But it's deliberately random. Designed, even.

Tard.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,14:11

It never fails. �Joe is now spun up so badly he's issuing physical threats again.

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Joe G: �Fuck you Mike

As I said I am sick of your retarded false accusations.

I would love to see you say that shit to my face- then I could show you natural selection in action.

linky

"Asshole" just doesn't go far enough in describing Joe Gallien.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,14:47

he is too much of a pussy to be an asshole

what are the odds that he would show up? about the same odds of him understanding what in the fuck is a genetic algorithm

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Joe G on March 3, 2012 at 6:22 pm said:
The DNA sequences and proteins ARE the individuals in the population. The GA directs the DNA to change and then selects the changes that best match the target.

oh yeah those populations of one.

if the "intelligent designer " is writing these "GAs" then the "intelligent designer" is one dumb son of a bitch

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,14:51

Let's throw him a crumb

Hey, Captain Guano, maybe your intelligent designer GA (pronounced "gay") is making extra copies of genes in the genome of some individuals. right. so instead of the population being n= 1 for the genome maybe you can ~~lie~~ er... ~~say more stupid shit~~ um... pretend like you were talking about gene copies as the population. yeah that's the ticket

this thread is going so well I am sure that you have converted half of the participants to Intelligent Design Creationism by now. oh wait instead you have nearly killed everyone by racking them fits of laughter

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,17:28

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olegt: Do you understand what generic means, Joe? It means characteristic of or relating to a class or group of things. All GAs use this selection procedure. If an algorithm uses something else, it's not a GA in the standard sense.

Yes I understand generic- it means NOT SPECIFIC- and being characteristic of does not mean exactly alike- you are a moron.

jesus this is a fantastic thread

Captain Guano, if you are reading this, remember that there can be many species (specifics!!!!1!!!!) in a genus (generic!!!!1!!!!). Yet those species are all united by those similar generic characteristics!!!

not sure if can take more of thread.... losing breath.... seeing double.... tard is too strong

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,18:01

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No- this is MY own- MINE and has nothing to do with Shappy- I have had this for years now.

Magic, breathless stuff.

ahhem . . . kof . . kofff

And it is mine too.

Let's hope that vegesaur doesn't have a cold!

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,20:50

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that is one of the default avatars

I know. But out of maybe dozens available, he went ahead and picked this one, didn't he?

dr. buzzkill to the rescue. No, it's done by the software.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,21:32

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that is one of the default avatars

I know. But out of maybe dozens available, he went ahead and picked this one, didn't he?

dr. buzzkill to the rescue. No, it's done by the software.

Typical Darwinist materialist, trying to throw facts at our beliefs. That will get you banned at a respectable blog like UD. Homo.

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Posted: Mar. 03 2012,22:44

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Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 03 2012,00:15)

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that is one of the default avatars

I know. But out of maybe dozens available, he went ahead and picked this one, didn't he?

dr. buzzkill to the rescue. No, it's done by the software.

it's a GA, obviously

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Posted: Mar. 04 2012,01:59

Quote (BWE @ Mar. 03 2012,20:50)

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Mar. 03 2012,00:15)

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that is one of the default avatars

I know. But out of maybe dozens available, he went ahead and picked this one, didn't he?

dr. buzzkill to the rescue. No, it's done by the software.

It has been pointed out by The Whole Truth:

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Hi Kattarina, from what I can tell the avatars are assigned automatically, rather than chosen. At least when I post there my avatar just shows up and I didn't choose it. If anything, that makes joe's avatar even funnier. Of all the available avatars, he got that one. Maybe there's a 'designer' after all. ;)

In German, in this case we wouldn't call it coincidence, but "Weltgeist", cosmic spirit. � :p

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Posted: Mar. 04 2012,03:58

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I felt sorry for Joe until I realised that he enjoys being reduced to a meltdown. I think all this phony discussion of sciencey topics is just a necessary foreplay to him.

Masochism? �Glad to see he gets proper treatment from you guys.
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Posted: Mar. 04 2012,08:00

"Beat me" asked the masochist.
"No" said the sadist.

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Posted: Mar. 04 2012,08:02

Rise and shine!

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Recent Comments

� �* Joe G on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
� �* damitall on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
� �* Joe G on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
� �* Joe G on Functional information and the emergence of biocomplexity
� �* Joe G on Functional information and the emergence of biocomplexity
� �* Joe G on Functional information and the emergence of biocomplexity
� �* Joe G on Functional information and the emergence of biocomplexity
� �* Joe G on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
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� �* Joe G on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
� �* Joe G on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
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� �* damitall on Holding tank for general chatter about GAs
� �* William J. Murray on A curious question by Barry Arrington on UD..

That's 15 comments in 15 minutes this morning. Including this one:

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But anyway none of this matters as Elizabeth, if she is smart, will delete this entire thread and start again

I am hoping that she will preserve it for posterity.

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Posted: Mar. 04 2012,08:30

Letting him have his own thread, with instant comment promotion, was genius.

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Posted: Mar. 04 2012,08:40

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Mice stupid response- I said GAs TRY to mimic NS- they don't because NS doesn't do anything

tardarrific.

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