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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2006,21:48    Hi guys. Here's wishing you and your families a happy and prosperous 2007. Although we clearly disagree on topics such as science and religion, I'd like to thank you for the entertainment. Rich -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2006,21:50    Thanks for making 2006 a year of hilarity and laughter. Steve Story

deadman_932 Posts: 3094 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2006,23:12    I'd like to wish the IDeists a very Merry Giftmas and a joyful New Year, filled with your continued hard research and bountiful peer-reviewed publications advancing science. Oh, and keep up the incisive, cutting-edge promotions of people like Coulter and  Hovind, the cartoons of people as KKK members, flatulence videos and dissections of Dover and that horrible, biased conservative Republican judge. ...all top-notch scientificalicious work, there.   Cheers!  Deadman_932, AKA Joseph Padilla AKA You'll never know until I want you to. -------------- AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

blipey Posts: 2061 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 22 2006,23:34    'Tis a season of joy and I can't tell you how much laughing makes me joyful.  Of course, you also made sure that I do not over-indulge these joyous feelings, thereby causing myself harm, by creating perfect moments of jaw-dropping inanity. I only hope that the new year finds you happy, wealthy, and funny. blipey -------------- But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,00:05    May your personal and family lives be happy, untroubled, and fulfilling, and may your professional lives continue to be as full of accomplishment as they were in 2006. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richard Simons Posts: 425 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,00:45    I hope you have a joyful Christmas, Hanukkah, Saturnalia or whatever you and your families celebrate at this time of year. I wish you, personally, a healthy and prosperous 2007, and expect your movement to continue with the progress it made in 2006. -------------- All sweeping statements are wrong.

Stephen Elliott Posts: 1776 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,01:31    I would like to take the oportunity to thank you all for the fantastic and free entertainment. A merry Christmas (or whatever other name you wish to call it) and a happy new year to everyone.

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,03:16    Compliments of the season IDCists. Thanks for the laughs, astonishment and downright flabbergasted amusement. Louis -------------- Bye.

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,06:11    Big, long, wet tongue kisses from JanieBelle, Kate, and The Boy. Hope you're looking back with fond memories as all those new trackbacks come through from our old posts as we clean up our new home on WordPress. We know we are. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

k.e Posts: 1948 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,07:29    er yer .....happy summer solstice* from down under . I'll be thinking of you all as we sit on the beach in 32C (90F) heat ..or not. Psst.... Santa doesn't exist ...pass it on. * List of winter festivals Dies Natalis Solis Invicti The Roman Pagan Festival of 'the birth of the Unconquered Sun' December 22-25 appropriated by Christians as the birth day of Jesus. -------------- The conservative has but little to fear from the man whose reason is the servant of his passions, but let him beware of him in whom reason has become the greatest and most terrible of the passions.These are the wreckers of outworn empires and civilisations, doubters, disintegrators, deicides.Haldane

Russell Posts: 1082 Joined: April 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,12:31    Merry Christmas, UDers! I was thinking of getting you a gift certicate for a clue, but I realized you never cashed in last year's. -------------- Must... not... scratch... mosquito bite.

afdave Posts: 1621 Joined: April 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,13:00    Merry Christmas, UDers from a fellow Spotlight-Shiner-on-the Hilarious-Comedy-Show-Mislabeled-As-Science-Known-As-Darwinism. You all are doing a great job.  Keep up the good work.  With our combined efforts, it won't be long before these science pretenders are banished from the halls of academia! Your friend, AFDave AKA Dave Hawkins of Kids4Truth International Author of "The Watchmaker" Defender of Reason, Sanity and True Science Etc, Etc. -------------- A DILEMMA FOR THE COMMITTED NATURALIST A Hi-tech alien spaceship lands on earth ... DESIGNED. A Hi-tech alien rotary motor found in a cell ... NOT DESIGNED. http://afdave.wordpress.com/....ess.com

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,14:43    From the good fairy evo-genie...or if you prefer, from the little sister that you never had (ah, quantum opportunities missed! : Merry Christmas, happy Hanukhah, shimmying Solstice (past), and a jolly old Darwin/Mendel New Year! (Don't forget Mendel.)   -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

BWE Posts: 1902 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,15:39    I'd like to wish everyone happiness and peace for the new year and a merry Christmas. Don't worry, k.e. is lying. Santa is real. Good luck on the science thing. Sorry about all the setbacks. Oh yeah, my grandson loved the fart sounds in the flash thing and wants to know if those are really Bill farting. -------------- Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered When wished on the morning star Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it Look what it's done so far The Daily Wingnut

Altabin Posts: 308 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,17:03    Merry Christmas to all: whether you're spreading good cheer or Ebola, attending church on Christmas morning or just burning one down. --------------

jujuquisp Posts: 129 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 23 2006,17:07    May the Farce.....er, Force be with you! Love, JujuQuisp

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,10:22    Ooops - We are little late this year - I hope the Knuckleheads at UD and Teh Baby Jesus Designer can forgive us. Thanks again UD for all the fun this year, but even more better thanks to all my ATBC buds. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,10:25    Quote (Richardthughes @ Dec. 22 2006,19:48) Hi guys. Here's wishing you and your families a happy and prosperous 2007. Although we clearly disagree on topics such as science and religion, I'd like to thank you for the entertainment. Rich God: "Come on, Bill, pull my finger." Bill: "No, God. That joke isn't funny anymore." -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,10:25    Bill: "Fart jokes are only funny when I put them in a video." -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,11:07    YOU ARE ALL SMART AND BEAUTIFUL. NEVER CHANGE. -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,11:16    Lest we forget: Have a great holiday, everyone. -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

midwifetoad Posts: 4003 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,12:12    May you finally find out what's behind the yellow mask and YouTube some film of the fickle finger in action. -------------- Any version of ID consistent with all the evidence is indistinguishable from evolution.

Doc Bill Posts: 1039 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,16:43    Hey, Dr. Dr. Bill Bill, Thanks for providing Yucks and Laff Riots in 2006, you IDiot! Thanks for providing Yucks and Laff Riots in 2007, you IDiot! Thanks for providing Yucks and Laff Riots in 2008, you IDiot! Thanks for providing Yucks and Laff Riots in 2009, you IDiot! Let me guess.  Yucks and Laff Riots in 2010?  Well, it beats working for a living!

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,17:31    Merry Christmas UDers. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Freelurker Posts: 82 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,18:56    All the best to the UD'ers during this holiday season. Enjoy the festivities, but don't forget to practice moderation. -------------- Invoking intelligent design in science is like invoking gremlins in engineering. [after Mark Isaak.] All models are wrong, some models are useful. - George E. P. Box

raguel Posts: 107 Joined: Feb. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,21:47    Quote (Richardthughes @ Dec. 22 2006,21:48) Hi guys. Here's wishing you and your families a happy and prosperous 2007. Although we clearly disagree on topics such as science and religion, I'd like to thank you for the entertainment. Rich LOL  post of the decade IMO   Happy Holidays

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 24 2009,22:02    Merry Christmas UD! I hope that in the coming year you continue to make baby Jeebus smile (usually, though, when babies smile it is just gas, but never fear Bill has quite a bit of experience with that). -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Quack Posts: 1961 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 25 2009,05:43    I may be (too) late but anyway: A big THANKS! -------------- Rocks have no biology.               Robert Byers.

lkeithlu Posts: 321 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 25 2009,08:38    Merry Christmas! Hope Santa brings you an edit button-I LOVE mine!

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Dec. 25 2009,09:45    What AGAIN? Would they like another poem? I put my heart and soul into the first one, a bravura performance which they chose to ignore. This year, all they're going to get from me is: Roses are red, violets are blue, bacteria made puppies, it's birthday for goo. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

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