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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,12:35   

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Frequency is just the plural of wavelength...

Quality tard signature for someone there.

Chubbers, honey, your IQ isn't close to 150. Look at how you write and all the things you get wrong...

Richie, We get it-> you are too stupid to grasp anything:


wavelength and frequency
Frequency (Hertz) equals the number of waves that passes a given point per second.


wavelength and frequency

Frequency is how many complete waves go by per second.

waves is the plural of the singular wave

Hi Joe, how's your algebra today?

1) wavelength x frequency = speed of light.
2) Joe math: therefore wavelength = frequency
3) 2 x 3 = 6
4) Joe math: 2 <> 3 you fuck wit.

How do you rationalize this inconsistency?

Force = mass x acceleration
Therefore mass = acceleration.

Momentum = mass x velocity
Therefore mass = velocity.

Therefore force = mass x mass and momentum = mass x mass and force = momentum and velocity = acceleration and...

Joescience is awesome!

E = mc^2

Therefore mass = speed of light squared.

Area = pi x r^2

Therefore pi = r^2

Isn't this fun? What is more fun is the irrational lengths that Joe will go to to avoid having to admit that he is wrong.

We haven't discussed the devastating impact of all this on the weight-loss industry.  

Since Joescience shows that mass = velocity, no-one needs to bother with all that inconvenient diet and exercise.  Weight can be reduced to zero just by sitting still.  Go ahead and eat as much caek as you like.

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There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,12:37   

The only real question w/r/t Joe G is, is he just trolling, or is he an actual full-blown idiot. Some people assure me it's the former, but I honestly have no idea.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,13:10   

Joe's Stupidity Equality Axiom 1
- any two values of different units are equal to each other

Joe's Stupidity Equality Axiom 2
- any two values that are of the same units can never be equal to each other (because a rock the same size as a baseball isn't the same size as a baseball because the density is different)

Joe's Stupidity Equality Axiom 3
- The first two axoims are true until someone points out how stupid they are and Joe attempts to redefine the entire universe (hint Joe, you don't use Webster's for a mathematical definition of "equal").

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,13:35   

how many springs does a regulation NBA basketball have?

   
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,14:00   

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Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 08 2014,11:35)
Earlier today in the ""No Global Warming for 17 Years!" thread at joey's unintelligent blabbering blog, I asked joey:

"joey, is "temperature" information? If so, is temperature only information to humans?"

joey's response: "No, dickface, temperature is data."

Well, if "ice is not water" and "wavelength=frequency", why not "temperature is data but not information"?  

Joescience continues its dizzying onward rush!

Temperature is data. It isn't my fault that you are too ignorant to know the difference between information and data.

joey, take a look at this:

Bake the caek batter at 375 degrees for 40 minutes.

Is the temperature measurement/setting in that sentence information, or data? Does that temperature measurement/setting have any meaning to anyone or anything?

Is the heat itself information? Does the heat produce, provide, transfer, and/or transmit information or data to the caek batter? If so, is it information, or data?

Now, let's say that a nurse puts a thermometer in your mouth and after a minute or two he/she takes it out and looks at it. He/she sees that your temperature is 102 degrees. Does that provide her and the doctor who will come in a few minutes later with information (with meaning), or data?

When you measure CSI-dFSCI-FSCO/I (LMAO, as if you or any other IDiot actually can and do), is what the letter I represents information or data? If it's information, how is measuring what the letter I represents different from measuring what the word temperature represents when it comes to being information, or data?

What exactly is the information that the I in CSI represents and how do you differentiate it from data?

What is your definition of 'information'?  

What is your definition of 'information with meaning'?

What is your definition of 'data'?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,14:01   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 09 2014,10:37)
The only real question w/r/t Joe G is, is he just trolling, or is he an actual full-blown idiot. Some people assure me it's the former, but I honestly have no idea.

Both.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,14:20   

Quote (Joe G @ Dec. 09 2014,07:13)
Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 08 2014,13:35)
Earlier today in the ""No Global Warming for 17 Years!" thread at joey's unintelligent blabbering blog, I asked joey:

"joey, is "temperature" information? If so, is temperature only information to humans?"

joey's response: "No, dickface, temperature is data."

I then asked him: "So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?"

joey didn't post my question so I asked him: "Why won't you post my other questions, joey?"

joey's then posted my other question which appears as though he posted it before I asked him why he hadn't posted it (by the time stamps on them).

joey then responded: "I usually don't post your shit-spewing rants because they are shit-spewing rants from an ignorant coward."

And:

(quoting me in italics): So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?

(joey): "So, dickface, you are a demented little cowardly shit-spewer. Please tell us how you jumped all the way to your ignorant question from what I posted. I dare you"

So I asked: "Why won't you just answer my questions, joey? What are you afraid of?"

joey's response: "And while you are here please link to or reference this alleged "theory of evolution" that you found last year (ie when you were ten)."

And:

(quoting me in italics): Why won't you just answer my questions, joey?

(joey): "As I have told you, all you have are ignorant spewings of a shit-eating coward. I don't respond to that. If you ever have something relevant and something that demonstrates just a little honesty and some knowledge, I will respond.

That said, you want to make this personal so just tell me where you live and we can get this over with."

My response: "joey, your sniveling cowardice is obvious (as usual) and that's why you won't answer my questions. You know that if you answer them you will have to be dishonest or you will show yourself to be a contradictory fool. Of course you've already shown that you're a liar and a fool MANY, MANY times. It's a shame that such a courageous war hero as you (ROFLMAO!) is terrified of my questions.

And regarding where I live and getting this "over with" (as you put it) I told you long ago that you could fly into Portland (Oregon) International Airport and I would meet you there. You ran away, as usual. My offer still stands."

joey didn't post my comment and there was no response from him, so I asked/said: "Are you back to blocking my comments, joey? You're afraid of me and my questions, aren't you?"

joey didn't post those questions and there is still no response from him, yet he has the gall to call me and other people cowards. Even if he eventually posts those comments/questions I'm sure that he won't actually answer my question: "So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?", and I'm sure that he won't fly to PDX and back up his implied threat to "get this over with". joey is a poster boy for ignorant cowards.

If you want me to fly to PDX then send me the money. Otherwise give up your real name address and I will drive there.

LOL, joey, you're so funny. Why the hell should I send you money? You're the one who said: "just tell me where you live and we can get this over with". I told you where I'd meet you (and unlike you I would actually show up) so pay for your own trip, whether you fly, drive, crawl, slither, or slide all the way here on your slime.

If you actually come to Portland (LMAO!) you can let me know here and we can arrange a day and time to meet.

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,14:42   

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LOL, joey, you're so funny. Why the hell should I send you money? You're the one who said: "just tell me where you live and we can get this over with". I told you where I'd meet you (and unlike you I would actually show up) so pay for your own trip, whether you fly, drive, crawl, slither, or slide all the way here on your slime.

If you actually come to Portland (LMAO!;) you can let me know here and we can arrange a day and time to meet.

Chubbs only agrees to meet people in empty parking lots at least 30 miles from his house.  That's far enough away you can't smell the stench of his fear.   :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,14:45   

joey slobbered: "Wow, way to ignore the argument and badly make an asinine declaration."

Wow, joey, you sure are hard on irony meters.



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,14:50   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Dec. 09 2014,12:42)
Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 09 2014,14:20)
LOL, joey, you're so funny. Why the hell should I send you money? You're the one who said: "just tell me where you live and we can get this over with". I told you where I'd meet you (and unlike you I would actually show up) so pay for your own trip, whether you fly, drive, crawl, slither, or slide all the way here on your slime.

If you actually come to Portland (LMAO!) you can let me know here and we can arrange a day and time to meet.

Chubbs only agrees to meet people in empty parking lots at least 30 miles from his house.  That's far enough away you can't smell the stench of his fear.   :D

Yep.



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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,15:24   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Dec. 09 2014,12:42)
Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 09 2014,14:20)
LOL, joey, you're so funny. Why the hell should I send you money? You're the one who said: "just tell me where you live and we can get this over with". I told you where I'd meet you (and unlike you I would actually show up) so pay for your own trip, whether you fly, drive, crawl, slither, or slide all the way here on your slime.

If you actually come to Portland (LMAO!) you can let me know here and we can arrange a day and time to meet.

Chubbs only agrees to meet people in empty parking lots at least 30 miles from his house.  That's far enough away you can't smell the stench of his fear.   :D

That's reasonable.  Mustn't frighten the ticks.

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There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,15:47   

He's the best laugh in ID. Someone should write a book about him, poor bastard.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,21:41   

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He's the best laugh in ID. Someone should write a book about him, poor bastard.

Moar like a poem, too short for a book

There once was moron of Uncommon Descent
Whose threats and his bluffings were less than decent
His ticks were tourettic
His toks* were heretic
His main claim to fame was no monkey descent.

*frequency in physics is dimensionless - cycles in time. "Tok" in Pigeon English = talk.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,22:21   

If frequency is the measure of how many watermelon ticks visit a cow over a duration, T...

Then frequency is the plural of watermelon tick...

Therefore,  Frequency=watermelon ticks.

By this method it is trivial to establish that Cantor was wrong.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,23:26   

A homophobe redneck who is a neurotic
Loudly proclaimed wavelenght inverse of tick
His skirts were abluster
His failings lacked luster
His homo phonecalls confused his skull thick.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 09 2014,23:30   

Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 09 2014,14:20)
Quote (Joe G @ Dec. 09 2014,07:13)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 08 2014,13:35)
Earlier today in the ""No Global Warming for 17 Years!" thread at joey's unintelligent blabbering blog, I asked joey:

"joey, is "temperature" information? If so, is temperature only information to humans?"

joey's response: "No, dickface, temperature is data."

I then asked him: "So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?"

joey didn't post my question so I asked him: "Why won't you post my other questions, joey?"

joey's then posted my other question which appears as though he posted it before I asked him why he hadn't posted it (by the time stamps on them).

joey then responded: "I usually don't post your shit-spewing rants because they are shit-spewing rants from an ignorant coward."

And:

(quoting me in italics): So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?

(joey): "So, dickface, you are a demented little cowardly shit-spewer. Please tell us how you jumped all the way to your ignorant question from what I posted. I dare you"

So I asked: "Why won't you just answer my questions, joey? What are you afraid of?"

joey's response: "And while you are here please link to or reference this alleged "theory of evolution" that you found last year (ie when you were ten)."

And:

(quoting me in italics): Why won't you just answer my questions, joey?

(joey): "As I have told you, all you have are ignorant spewings of a shit-eating coward. I don't respond to that. If you ever have something relevant and something that demonstrates just a little honesty and some knowledge, I will respond.

That said, you want to make this personal so just tell me where you live and we can get this over with."

My response: "joey, your sniveling cowardice is obvious (as usual) and that's why you won't answer my questions. You know that if you answer them you will have to be dishonest or you will show yourself to be a contradictory fool. Of course you've already shown that you're a liar and a fool MANY, MANY times. It's a shame that such a courageous war hero as you (ROFLMAO!) is terrified of my questions.

And regarding where I live and getting this "over with" (as you put it) I told you long ago that you could fly into Portland (Oregon) International Airport and I would meet you there. You ran away, as usual. My offer still stands."

joey didn't post my comment and there was no response from him, so I asked/said: "Are you back to blocking my comments, joey? You're afraid of me and my questions, aren't you?"

joey didn't post those questions and there is still no response from him, yet he has the gall to call me and other people cowards. Even if he eventually posts those comments/questions I'm sure that he won't actually answer my question: "So, joey, temperature is not information and has no meaning to humans or anything else?", and I'm sure that he won't fly to PDX and back up his implied threat to "get this over with". joey is a poster boy for ignorant cowards.

If you want me to fly to PDX then send me the money. Otherwise give up your real name address and I will drive there.

LOL, joey, you're so funny. Why the hell should I send you money? You're the one who said: "just tell me where you live and we can get this over with". I told you where I'd meet you (and unlike you I would actually show up) so pay for your own trip, whether you fly, drive, crawl, slither, or slide all the way here on your slime.

If you actually come to Portland (LMAO!) you can let me know here and we can arrange a day and time to meet.

May I suggest WIMPS or MACHOS at ten paces?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,05:59   

Quote (stevestory @ Dec. 09 2014,12:37)
The only real question w/r/t Joe G is, is he just trolling, or is he an actual full-blown idiot. Some people assure me it's the former, but I honestly have no idea.

Tut, tut.  Fallacy of the excluded middle.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,09:13   

As usual, joey just doesn't know when to shut up. In this UD thread about fine tuning he says:

"The Moon has a different environment. What type of lifeforms will that environment lead to?"

In the context of the thread, and the claims by IDiots (including joey) about fine tuning, joey is arguing against his own position. He's so anxious to be a jerk that he doesn't think before he barks his stupid, contradictory remarks.

Hey joey, if the universe was/is designed-created-finely-tuned for life, and especially for human life, why isn't there life, and especially human life, on the moon? Why is the moon's environment hostile to and devoid of life? Why isn't there life, and especially human life, on every planet and moon in the universe and why isn't there life, and especially human life, throughout all of the 'space' in the universe?

Why is the vast majority of the universe lifeless? Even if there are many billions of planets and/or moons with some form(s) of life, those planets and/or moons account for only a tiny fraction of the entire universe.

If Earth was/is designed-created-finely-tuned for life, and especially for human life, why can't all forms of life on Earth, and especially humans, live everywhere on/in Earth? If Earth was/is designed-created-finely-tuned for life, and especially for human life, why do any or all humans need protection from so many things on Earth, even on the parts of Earth where humans can live?

Are there stars that have no planets and moons orbiting them? If so, what is the purpose/function of those stars in a designed-created-finely-tuned universe, especially in regard to life? What is the purpose/function, in a designed-created-finely-tuned universe, and especially in regard to life, of stars that burn out, merge, and/or explode, especially if by doing so any life on their orbiting planets/moons is destroyed?


ETA: Hey joey, your 'fellow traveler ilk' barfreligiousvomitagain77 says: "The discovery that both the universe and earth exhibit an extreme, incomprehensible, degree of fine-tuning for not only life but particularly for life like human life is something that confirms Theistic presuppositions and disconfirms, indeed is completely antithetical to, Atheistic presuppositions."

Maybe you can convince your fellow coward to step out of the UD sanctuary, come here, and also answer my questions above?

Edited by The whole truth on Dec. 10 2014,07:34

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,09:55   

Yeah...... I can answer most of those questions for joe.

After all he's probably still trying to find the lenght to time conversion button on his calculator.

Here goes....
1.It's obvious <expletive> face why humans aren't on the moon it's because there's no churches there which proves god isn't there dick face.

2. God chose to make the whole universe lifeless except for a few episodes of Dr Who to keep the paperwork down pizzle muncher.

3. Have you never heard of proton gradient and 2lot?

4. See answer 2.

5. Ba77 is an athiest he doesn't believe in Adam and Eve so whats your point asshole?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,12:13   

Quote (k.e.. @ Dec. 10 2014,07:55)
Yeah...... I can answer most of those questions for joe.

After all he's probably still trying to find the lenght to time conversion button on his calculator.

Here goes....
1.It's obvious <expletive> face why humans aren't on the moon it's because there's no churches there which proves god isn't there dick face.

2. God chose to make the whole universe lifeless except for a few episodes of Dr Who to keep the paperwork down pizzle muncher.

3. Have you never heard of proton gradient and 2lot?

4. See answer 2.

5. Ba77 is an athiest he doesn't believe in Adam and Eve so whats your point asshole?

That cracked me up. :)

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,16:22   

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After all he's probably still trying to find the lenght to time conversion button on his calculator.

I am not going to ask him for the wavelength = frequency formula for sound waves. (in air, or water...)

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,17:05   

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After all he's probably still trying to find the lenght to time conversion button on his calculator.

I am not going to ask him for the wavelength = frequency formula for sound waves. (in air, or water...)

Or that strange effect that waveguides can have on em waves where the wavelength can change but not the frequency.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,17:59   

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Quote (Quack @ Dec. 11 2014,00:22)
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After all he's probably still trying to find the lenght to time conversion button on his calculator.

I am not going to ask him for the wavelength = frequency formula for sound waves. (in air, or water...)

Or that strange effect that waveguides can have on em waves where the wavelength can change but not the frequency.

Or just plain old refraction.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 10 2014,19:22   

joey is a barrel of laughs. He says (at UD): "BTW what about the puddles that don’t exactly fit the hole they are in? My bet is that happens more often than not."

Hey joey, describe puddles that don't exactly fit the hole (or depression) they're in.

not joey: "Actually, there were many reasons humans evolved, the primary adaptive mechanism being natural selection."

joey: "Unfortunately for that story natural selection has proven to be impotent."

But wait, joey, you say that science isn't about proof, so you must not have done or used anything scientific to determine that "natural selection has proven to be impotent". So how did you determine that "natural selection has proven to be impotent"?

not joey: "There are many examples of organisms adapting to new environments, such as vertebrates adapting to a terrestrial existence."

joey: "That example only exists in imagination-land."

So, joey, no vertebrates have ever adapted to a terrestrial existence, eh? Will you explain how you know that, and how terrestrial vertebrates came to be terrestrial? Were/are all terrestrial vertebrates originally created by allah to be terrestrial vertebrates and to remain that way? If so, how, when, and where did that creation take place and how do you know?

What about vertebrates that are partly-aquatic/partly-terrestrial, or partly-terrestrial/partly-airborne, or partly-aquatic/partly-airborne, or partly-aquatic/partly-terrestrial/partly-airborne? Were/are they all originally created by allah to be and remain that way?

Have any vertebrates or other organisms ever 'adapted' to any environments?


joey's tard


ETA: fixed typo

Edited by The whole truth on Dec. 10 2014,17:29

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2014,08:15   

Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 11 2014,03:22)
joey is a barrel of laughs. He says (at UD): "BTW what about the puddles that don’t exactly fit the hole they are in? My bet is that happens more often than not."

Hey joey, describe puddles that don't exactly fit the hole (or depression) they're in.

not joey: "Actually, there were many reasons humans evolved, the primary adaptive mechanism being natural selection."

joey: "Unfortunately for that story natural selection has proven to be impotent."

But wait, joey, you say that science isn't about proof, so you must not have done or used anything scientific to determine that "natural selection has proven to be impotent". So how did you determine that "natural selection has proven to be impotent"?

not joey: "There are many examples of organisms adapting to new environments, such as vertebrates adapting to a terrestrial existence."

joey: "That example only exists in imagination-land."

So, joey, no vertebrates have ever adapted to a terrestrial existence, eh? Will you explain how you know that, and how terrestrial vertebrates came to be terrestrial? Were/are all terrestrial vertebrates originally created by allah to be terrestrial vertebrates and to remain that way? If so, how, when, and where did that creation take place and how do you know?

What about vertebrates that are partly-aquatic/partly-terrestrial, or partly-terrestrial/partly-airborne, or partly-aquatic/partly-airborne, or partly-aquatic/partly-terrestrial/partly-airborne? Were/are they all originally created by allah to be and remain that way?

Have any vertebrates or other organisms ever 'adapted' to any environments?


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ETA: fixed typo

That's going a bit far.
But if you really want to tick joe off mention whales with remnant legs, he'll go all weaselly. While your at it ask if dolphins get thirsty or grow beards.

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Zachriel



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2014,08:20   

Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 10 2014,19:22)
joey is a barrel of laughs. He says (at UD): "BTW what about the puddles that don’t exactly fit the hole they are in? My bet is that happens more often than not."

Hey joey, describe puddles that don't exactly fit the hole (or depression) they're in.

not joey: "Actually, there were many reasons humans evolved, the primary adaptive mechanism being natural selection."

Heh. That's funny. We missed that one because we have Joe blocked. Thanks for the catch.
http://www.uncommondescent.com/fine-tu....-535851

- not joey

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2014,09:59   

Quote (Zachriel @ Dec. 11 2014,06:20)
Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 10 2014,19:22)
joey is a barrel of laughs. He says (at UD): "BTW what about the puddles that don’t exactly fit the hole they are in? My bet is that happens more often than not."

Hey joey, describe puddles that don't exactly fit the hole (or depression) they're in.

not joey: "Actually, there were many reasons humans evolved, the primary adaptive mechanism being natural selection."

Heh. That's funny. We missed that one because we have Joe blocked. Thanks for the catch.
http://www.uncommondescent.com/fine-tu....-535851

- not joey

Hi Zachriel, you're welcome, and I'll try to explain why I used "not joey" instead of your username. Often, when I look at UD, I'm also busy with several other things and I get somewhat overwhelmed. Also, joey often doesn't say who said what he's responding to and he often responds way after they said it and there are a bunch of comments between what the person said and joey's response. When I try to find who said it I sometimes get frustrated by all of the IDiotic tard that I have to sift through and just give up, especially when I'm tired and sleepy. If, at the time, I'm not sure who said it I'll use "not joey" instead of using the wrong username. I don't mean to rob anyone of the credit they deserve for their comments.

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2014,16:04   

joey drooled without thinking, as usual: "...anyone who doesn’t show their work or provide any evidence is lower than someone who does."

Well then, joey, how does it feel to be so low?

And joey, I notice that you're making a big deal of peer review in that thread, so maybe you would like to list all of the peer reviewed 'ID' publications, and especially yours, gordo's, barry's, and phil's?

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2014,16:06   

Quote (k.e.. @ Dec. 10 2014,17:05)
Quote (Quack @ Dec. 11 2014,00:22)
 
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After all he's probably still trying to find the lenght to time conversion button on his calculator.

I am not going to ask him for the wavelength = frequency formula for sound waves. (in air, or water...)

Or that strange effect that waveguides can have on em waves where the wavelength can change but not the frequency.

I have had waveguides lurking at the back of my mind during the time this subject has been on the burner but since I don't know much more about them than their existence I had nothing say. Just sayin'.

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Zachriel



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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 11 2014,17:10   

Quote (The whole truth @ Dec. 11 2014,09:59)
I'll try to explain why I used "not joey"

We took it as a compliment.

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