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1of63



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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,08:38   

Quote (Peter Henderson @ June 13 2010,07:38)
and Norn Iron did produce one of the best footballers (not saccer players) of all time:

No question.  One of the best ever and one of the few British players who was just exciting and beautiful to watch.  Gazza was another at his best.

Too many British strikers seem to find themselves in front of goal and get over-excited.  They take a wild swing at the ball and it either soars harmlessly over the bar or, if they manage to keep it low, drive it straight into the arms of the keeper.  This is unlike Continental or South American players who seem to be able to rifle in shots with pinpoint accuracy from any angle or distance with effortless ease.  The bastards!

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,10:31   

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I even watched a little of the game
Really, you lot need educating about the beautiful game, you really do.
I actually played youth soccer back in the early to mid-1970s, right when it was starting up in earnest here in the United States.  I wasn't very good at it and, after 6 years, switched over to Little League baseball.....only to find out I wasn't very good at that either.
I tried it too, save that I spouted off how some players, that was the first time I ever played soccer/futball/whatever, got special treatment.  They're the ones who'd been playing it all their lives and could sprint much faster than I.

I told the coach, an English transplant, to his face and in front of other parents that he did play favorites.  I was off the team for being "too disruptive".  I guess that was the "AYSO" way of finding a way around the "everyone plays" BS of the time.

Hated "soccer" ever since.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,13:01   

Any Germans or Australians here who want to get in a little pre-game trash-talking?  

Also, all you haters can go suck it.  I don't even like sports that much but the World Cup is just fucking awesome!   :D

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,14:53   

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Do the Americans even realise the world cup is taking place ?

Oh, we're aware of it.  It even made the Daily Show, as SD mentioned above.

Soccer/Football is just not high on our sports hierarchy.  It has gained some popularity, but it still ranks down on the list.  If a miracle occurred and the US team made the finals I think it would generate a lot of excitement.  

Right now we are in the midst of the NBA finals.  My Celtics are playing the Los Angeles Lakers tonight in game 5.

BEAT LA!   BEAT LA!   BEAT LA!

Speaking of, who's the first knob who decided to pronounce it "Seltiks", anyway?

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,15:16   

Quote (someotherguy @ June 13 2010,19:01)
Any Germans or Australians here who want to get in a little pre-game trash-talking?  

Also, all you haters can go suck it.  I don't even like sports that much but the World Cup is just fucking awesome!   :D

Do we actually have to suck it? Or can we merely acknowledge that this is intersportfan banter?

And that soccer is a crap game watched and supported by people who deserve to be on the wrong end of a genocide, obviously.*

Louis

*Any and all hyperbole is for the sake of comedy only. Actual genocide my not be as shown.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,15:35   

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And that soccer is a crap game watched and supported by people who deserve to be on the wrong end of a genocide, obviously.*

Louis

*Any and all hyperbole is for the sake of comedy only. Actual genocide my not be as shown.
Genocide is too good for them.

They'll be forced to watch Sarah Palin answer science critics without the assistance of cards, written answers on her hand or a tele-prompter while in the company of rabid Tea Party voters.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,18:06   

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Quote (Louis @ June 13 2010,15:16)
And that soccer is a crap game watched and supported by people who deserve to be on the wrong end of a genocide, obviously.*

Louis

*Any and all hyperbole is for the sake of comedy only. Actual genocide my not be as shown.
Genocide is too good for them.

They'll be forced to watch Sarah Palin answer science critics without the assistance of cards, written answers on her hand or a tele-prompter while in the company of rabid Tea Party voters.

Oh now that's just too cruel. Especially if you made them wear a Dembski sweater and kiss Denyse O'Leary whilst being lectured by Dave Scot.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,18:35   

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And that soccer is a crap game watched and supported by people who deserve to be on the wrong end of a genocide, obviously.*

Louis

*Any and all hyperbole is for the sake of comedy only. Actual genocide my not be as shown.
Genocide is too good for them.

They'll be forced to watch Sarah Palin answer science critics without the assistance of cards, written answers on her hand or a tele-prompter while in the company of rabid Tea Party voters.

Oh now that's just too cruel. Especially if you made them wear a Dembski sweater and kiss Denyse O'Leary whilst being lectured by Dave Scot.

Louis

Or worse, they could be forced to watch an American football game.

Shudder.


BTW, Germany - Australia 4:0
;)

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,18:50   

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Or worse, they could be forced to watch an American football game.

Always struck me as a good metaphor for punk-eek: bursts of rapid activity interspersed with long periods of not much happening at all.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,19:50   

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Under the circs, a one-all draw is a result even if the keeper gifted the Yanks a goal.


I felt the wind came out of the sails a bit when Milner got booked and Capello inserted Shaun Wright-Phillips. I have no ill will toward SWP (except that he's a shadow of the threat Lennon poses on the other side), but that forced Gerrard back into the holding midfield spot instead of attacking (which would have given that American defense fits, as I had hoped the goal in the fourth minute was merely a preview).  Lampard had one flash of quality, but was otherwise dismal (that free kick was wretched), and I think he'd fare better with Stevie moving up anyway.  Here's hoping Barry is fit soon.

The back line is a bit spotty.   Johnson did well pushing up the wing, Terry was solid, but though I'm biased as a 'Pool supporter*-- Carragher just doesn't have the pace to keep up with some of the strikers England will face beyond the group stage.  

Rooney wasn't awful, but apart from him, they don't look terribly frightening in the attacking third.  

The goalkeeping was obviously dreadful.  Fuck Everton-- that goes without saying-- but Howard is miles better than anything England could put in goal.  It's a miracle West Ham didn't drop if that's any indication of Green's true quality.

Nonetheless, should be an easy six from Slovenia and Algeria, and it'll depend on who they draw in the next round.  If they play like they did on Saturday, they won't beat anyone else.

*Yes, I'm an American, but fuck US Soccer.  YNWA.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,21:24   

Quote (SoonerintheBluegrass @ June 13 2010,19:50)
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Under the circs, a one-all draw is a result even if the keeper gifted the Yanks a goal.


I felt the wind came out of the sails a bit when Milner got booked and Capello inserted Shaun Wright-Phillips. I have no ill will toward SWP (except that he's a shadow of the threat Lennon poses on the other side), but that forced Gerrard back into the holding midfield spot instead of attacking (which would have given that American defense fits, as I had hoped the goal in the fourth minute was merely a preview).  Lampard had one flash of quality, but was otherwise dismal (that free kick was wretched), and I think he'd fare better with Stevie moving up anyway.  Here's hoping Barry is fit soon.

The back line is a bit spotty.   Johnson did well pushing up the wing, Terry was solid, but though I'm biased as a 'Pool supporter*-- Carragher just doesn't have the pace to keep up with some of the strikers England will face beyond the group stage.  

Rooney wasn't awful, but apart from him, they don't look terribly frightening in the attacking third.  

The goalkeeping was obviously dreadful.  Fuck Everton-- that goes without saying-- but Howard is miles better than anything England could put in goal.  It's a miracle West Ham didn't drop if that's any indication of Green's true quality.

Nonetheless, should be an easy six from Slovenia and Algeria, and it'll depend on who they draw in the next round.  If they play like they did on Saturday, they won't beat anyone else.

*Yes, I'm an American, but fuck US Soccer.  YNWA.

when you walk, through a storm...

YNWA.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 13 2010,21:28   

Quote (fnxtr @ June 13 2010,15:53)
Speaking of, who's the first knob who decided to pronounce it "Seltiks", anyway?

Beats the hell outta me.  I just live here.  Don't ask me to explain this crazy place. :D

I was living in Germany in 1990 when they won the World Cup.  
I admit I did come down with a bit of World Cup Fever.
I got better though.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,01:21   

I have to say that I've never understood the appeal of football.... but this explains quite a lot.
:D

I'm grateful to now be living in Australia where the coverage isn't as excessive (and inevitably whingy) as the UK (shudder).

   
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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,10:40   

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Or worse, they could be forced to watch an American football game.


Well, I can't understand American football at all. I've been told it's something similar to Rugby League but all that padding ??????

Still, it was quite popular over here a while ago.

We've a good Ice Hockey team now:

http://www.belfastgiants.com/

But they're mostly American. It's strange listening to Americans with semi belfast accents, though not the same as Graham McDowell.

http://www.graememcdowell.com/index.p....emid=96

It's not quite the same the other way around.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,11:51   

This is just too good - replays of the goals in Lego.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,12:42   

CBS's take on the England-USA match:
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.


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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,15:30   

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CBS's take on the England-USA match:
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,15:36   

Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:30)
Quote (keiths @ June 14 2010,18:42)
CBS's take on the England-USA match:
 
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

I thought we were talking about football/soccer?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,15:48   

Quote (carlsonjok @ June 14 2010,21:36)
Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:30)
Quote (keiths @ June 14 2010,18:42)
CBS's take on the England-USA match:
 
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

I thought we were talking about football/soccer?

We were.

If it were parliament it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,16:45   

Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:48)
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 14 2010,21:36)
 
Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:30)
 
Quote (keiths @ June 14 2010,18:42)
CBS's take on the England-USA match:
   
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

I thought we were talking about football/soccer?

We were.

If it were parliament it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

Louis

Because Science knows no boundaries, and because we here is all about Internationalism, and in the interest of International harmony and relations,

I Fixed That For You...

If it were parliament and or the U.S. Congress, it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,16:53   

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Or worse, they could be forced to watch an American football game.

I guess I'm showing my juropeean ignorance here, but when you say american football, do you mean handegg?



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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,17:40   

No allusions to Terry Pratchett's latest book yet?

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,17:46   

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Or worse, they could be forced to watch an American football game.

I guess I'm showing my juropeean ignorance here, but when you say american football, do you mean handegg?


LOL. Clearly, I meant to say American handegg, sorry.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,18:14   

Quote (J-Dog @ June 14 2010,17:45)
Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:48)
 
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 14 2010,21:36)
 
Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:30)
   
Quote (keiths @ June 14 2010,18:42)
CBS's take on the England-USA match:
     
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

I thought we were talking about football/soccer?

We were.

If it were parliament it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

Louis

Because Science knows no boundaries, and because we here is all about Internationalism, and in the interest of International harmony and relations,

I Fixed That For You...

If it were parliament and or the U.S. Congress, it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

I don't think there are any testicles to kick in the US Congress, on either side of the aisle.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,19:28   

Quote (ppb @ June 14 2010,18:14)
Quote (J-Dog @ June 14 2010,17:45)
Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:48)
 
Quote (carlsonjok @ June 14 2010,21:36)
   
Quote (Louis @ June 14 2010,15:30)
   
Quote (keiths @ June 14 2010,18:42)
CBS's take on the England-USA match:
     
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

I thought we were talking about football/soccer?

We were.

If it were parliament it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

Louis

Because Science knows no boundaries, and because we here is all about Internationalism, and in the interest of International harmony and relations,

I Fixed That For You...

If it were parliament and or the U.S. Congress, it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

I don't think there are any testicles to kick in the US Congress, on either side of the aisle.

damn good point!

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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,19:50   

har.

testicles 1, united snakes congress 0


the problem with the currently running "athletic" event, The Girl Cup, is that in the United Snakes, for decades, it was only played by high school girls.  

and there's not enough scoring.  

both my chirrens played soccer and some of us more enlightened (from georgia?) parents decided that you could add some serious excitement and high scoring if you simply eliminated that damn "off sides" thingee.

introduce a fast break, the long bomb, the homerun kinda excitement to a dull, boring, furrin game.

we want to see some: UKwimps 19, USnakes 21,
kinda scores.  

1 to 0 victories are like baseball.  might be amusing to play in the game but watching that crap is mind numbing.

and as for those of you who sneer at amerikan football, it's guarant-damn-teed that a foot will touch a ball at least twice a game.  at the beginning of each half.

you should also remember that the game was changed in the early part of the 20th century because it killed too many people with the manner it was played back then.

now where did i leave my beer....

  
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(Permalink) Posted: June 14 2010,20:01   

From Headline News*:

Soccer announces that it is officially gay

Soccer Is Officially Gay



* Headline news at The Onion

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(Permalink) Posted: June 15 2010,01:33   

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No allusions to Terry Pratchett's latest book yet?

Unseen Academicals?

At first I was a bit apprehensive about Pratchett writing a book on football, but it turned out to be very enjoyable (especialy since the Ankh-Morpork version of football is somewhere between rugby and a game of soule).

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(Permalink) Posted: June 15 2010,05:28   

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CBS's take on the England-USA match:
       
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The England soccer team has always enjoyed a special relationship between its face and a covering of yolk.

Or between its behind and someone else's hobnailed boot.

I thought we were talking about football/soccer?

We were.

If it were parliament it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

Louis

Because Science knows no boundaries, and because we here is all about Internationalism, and in the interest of International harmony and relations,

I Fixed That For You...

If it were parliament and or the U.S. Congress, it would be between the hobnailed boot and their testicles.

I don't think there are any testicles to kick in the US Congress, on either side of the aisle.

damn good point!

Indeed it is. When I said testicles and hobnailed boot however, I wasn't refering to the metaphorical testicles of decisiveness, courage and action, all of which are lacking in parliament too. I meant the real testicles of some members of parliament who like to have the crushed under he hobnailed boot of a well paid prostitute during a session of sadomasochistic cock and ball torture.

You can say what you like about our politicians' principles but they are undeniably capable of a good sex scandal. Some of them even have wide stances too....or better, secret partners getting their rent paid. Some of them even go looking for badgers. Gawd bless 'em.

ENGERLUND ENGERLUND ENGERLUND.

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(Permalink) Posted: June 15 2010,06:34   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v....ure=sub

  
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