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GaryGaulin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,06:54   

Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,06:38)
Waiting for what?
You've never written a theory of anything.
You have no comprehension of design, nor of intelligence.
You are indeed a a joke, but that doesn't qualify for a Nobel.
And you're incoherent enough, irrelevant enough, and unscientific enough, that you'll never qualify even for an IgNobel.

Epic Unwin, yet again.

Stalemate has caused science to now have no acceptable theories at all:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-523552

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,07:04   

If Gary doesn't have any kids I nominate him for a Darwin award.

Eta. Looks like he won't win that either.

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NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,07:14   

Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 30 2014,07:54)
Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,06:38)
Waiting for what?
You've never written a theory of anything.
You have no comprehension of design, nor of intelligence.
You are indeed a a joke, but that doesn't qualify for a Nobel.
And you're incoherent enough, irrelevant enough, and unscientific enough, that you'll never qualify even for an IgNobel.

Epic Unwin, yet again.

Stalemate has caused science to now have no acceptable theories at all:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-523552

Nothing could demonstrate more clearly or forcefully your total incomprehension of science and all matters scientific than your reference to UD as a source for the dismissal of theories as such.

You can no longer see reality receding in your rear-view mirror, right?  Long out of sight, just as you've long been out of (your) mind.

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,09:05   

Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,15:14)
Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 30 2014,07:54)
Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,06:38)
Waiting for what?
You've never written a theory of anything.
You have no comprehension of design, nor of intelligence.
You are indeed a a joke, but that doesn't qualify for a Nobel.
And you're incoherent enough, irrelevant enough, and unscientific enough, that you'll never qualify even for an IgNobel.

Epic Unwin, yet again.

Stalemate has caused science to now have no acceptable theories at all:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-523552

Nothing could demonstrate more clearly or forcefully your total incomprehension of science and all matters scientific than your reference to UD as a source for the dismissal of theories as such.

You can no longer see reality receding in your rear-view mirror, right?  Long out of sight, just as you've long been out of (your) mind.

If you just replace  the word 'science' with any other noun in the English language whenever Gary uses it, the usefulness of his statements remains the same.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,09:14   

Bah ....droid posted 2x

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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,11:01   

Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,05:14)
Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 30 2014,07:54)
Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,06:38)
Waiting for what?
You've never written a theory of anything.
You have no comprehension of design, nor of intelligence.
You are indeed a a joke, but that doesn't qualify for a Nobel.
And you're incoherent enough, irrelevant enough, and unscientific enough, that you'll never qualify even for an IgNobel.

Epic Unwin, yet again.

Stalemate has caused science to now have no acceptable theories at all:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-523552

Nothing could demonstrate more clearly or forcefully your total incomprehension of science and all matters scientific than your reference to UD as a source for the dismissal of theories as such.

You can no longer see reality receding in your rear-view mirror, right?  Long out of sight, just as you've long been out of (your) mind.

Fucking hell.  

I think Gary has finally made his contribution to science by achieving the long-theorised Cluelessness Absolute Zero.

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NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,12:08   

Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 30 2014,12:01)
Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,05:14)
Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 30 2014,07:54)
 
Quote (NoName @ Oct. 30 2014,06:38)
Waiting for what?
You've never written a theory of anything.
You have no comprehension of design, nor of intelligence.
You are indeed a a joke, but that doesn't qualify for a Nobel.
And you're incoherent enough, irrelevant enough, and unscientific enough, that you'll never qualify even for an IgNobel.

Epic Unwin, yet again.

Stalemate has caused science to now have no acceptable theories at all:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-523552

Nothing could demonstrate more clearly or forcefully your total incomprehension of science and all matters scientific than your reference to UD as a source for the dismissal of theories as such.

You can no longer see reality receding in your rear-view mirror, right?  Long out of sight, just as you've long been out of (your) mind.

Fucking hell.  

I think Gary has finally made his contribution to science by achieving the long-theorised Cluelessness Absolute Zero.

Seems about right.
It's long been apparent he's never had a room-temperature IQ.
I used to think he just used drum-sized quantities of Clue Fairy Repellent, but he's gone beyond anything mere chemicals can accomplish.  He's the very anti-clue.

  
jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,14:51   

'Twas writ:  
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I think Gary has finally made his contribution to science by achieving the long-theorised Cluelessness Absolute Zero.


All the while travelling at the speed of tard!  


Whatta hoot!

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,15:25   

Quote (jeffox @ Oct. 30 2014,12:51)
'Twas writ:    
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I think Gary has finally made his contribution to science by achieving the long-theorised Cluelessness Absolute Zero.


All the while travelling at the speed of tard!  


Whatta hoot!

This also means he's a Clueless Superconductor.  His cluelessness will circulate forever.

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GaryGaulin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,21:18   

Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 30 2014,15:25)
 
Quote (jeffox @ Oct. 30 2014,12:51)
'Twas writ:        
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I think Gary has finally made his contribution to science by achieving the long-theorised Cluelessness Absolute Zero.


All the while travelling at the speed of tard!  


Whatta hoot!

This also means he's a Clueless Superconductor.  His cluelessness will circulate forever.

Just Dance 2015 - You Spin Me Right Round

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GaryGaulin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 30 2014,22:02   

As predicted by the ID theory: when a central hedonic system is gauging confidence in motor actions the following scientific hypothesis (Movement is Happiness) that is here shown being tested must be true, even though the words movement and happiness may not seem to go together well enough to be accurate scientifically useful descriptors:

Just Dance 2015 - Movement is Happiness

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,00:56   

Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 31 2014,06:02)
As predicted by the ID theory: when a central hedonic system is gauging confidence in motor actions the following scientific hypothesis (Movement is Happiness) that is here shown being tested must be true, even though the words movement and happiness may not seem to go together well enough to be accurate scientifically useful descriptors:

Just Dance 2015 - Movement is Happiness

Pure and utter nonsense Gary. Are you a ventriloquist? You're talking out of your ass.

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GaryGaulin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,06:28   

Please pardon my (for scientific reasons) having to slightly diss Darwinian theory:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology....-523925

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,08:23   

Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 31 2014,14:28)
Please pardon my (for scientific reasons) having to slightly diss Darwinian theory:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology....-523925

False advertising bone head.

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N.Wells



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,12:06   

Quote (GaryGaulin @ Oct. 31 2014,06:28)
Please pardon my (for scientific reasons) having to slightly diss Darwinian theory:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology....-523925
If you had scientific justification, no pardon would be required, but you haven't given any scientific reasons so no pardon is possible.

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[1] For myself and the ID theory I develop the significance is that this tunneling is at the interface between 3 levels of biological intelligence and where consciousness is expected to come from, the Behavior Of Matter, which does not need to be intelligent to be conscious, it more or less already is via reciprocal cause with all that is intelligent that exists in the whole the universe.

[2] I would expect academic scientists to apply all new quantum related knowledge to Darwinian theory. It’s best for ID that they at least try. Where they succeed all then get to see how much closer to answers to our big questions we got by talking about natural selection all over again. The explanation will very likely be a big yawn in comparison what happens when these discoveries are scientifically applied to ID theory, which was properly premised to follow this evidence wherever it leads towards explaining how our Creator/creator works.

[3] After making progress through what was thought to be religious domain it’s no longer qualifiable as “supernatural” it becomes “natural”. Arguing over which it is is therefore scientifically irrelevant. It’s possible to say that it’s both at the same time. So everyone was right, and can stop arguing about that now.


Paragraph 1 is a pile of as-yet completely unjustified assertions regarding "biological intelligence" and "where conciousness comes from", and paragraph 2 is much the same.  

It is true that the Theory of Evolution does not include quantum effects and that things thought to be "supernatural" can become understood via natural processes.  

I personally don't see much scope for quantum processes to interplay with evolutionary processes: the time and space scales don't overlap enough to permit much interaction.  Nonetheless, that's just my opinion, so if someone wants to investigate that field further, more power to them.  Regardless, if they hope to make any headway, they will need to pose and test hypotheses scientifically rather than just making unsupported assertions, indulging in fantasy and wishful thinking, and composing word salad based on misunderstood buzzwords (i.e., what you are doing).  If you want to claim that quantum effects contribute to intelligence or consciousness, you must demonstrate it - you can't just assert that without support.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,12:32   

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I personally don't see much scope for quantum processes to interplay with evolutionary processes: the time and space scales don't overlap enough to permit much interaction.  Nonetheless, that's just my opinion, so if someone wants to investigate that field further, more power to them.

gary is welcome to read the textbook i used in my senior year at NC State, and get back with us regarding how to apply it to evolution.


   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,12:53   

Quantum woo is strong in the ID community. Gary should get together with "bystander" at TSZ.

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NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,13:01   

Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 31 2014,13:32)
Quote (N.Wells @ Oct. 31 2014,13:06)
I personally don't see much scope for quantum processes to interplay with evolutionary processes: the time and space scales don't overlap enough to permit much interaction.  Nonetheless, that's just my opinion, so if someone wants to investigate that field further, more power to them.

gary is welcome to read the textbook i used in my senior year at NC State, and get back with us regarding how to apply it to evolution.


Now that's just mean.
You know Gary moves his lips when he looks at pictures.
Reading is as far beyond him as coherent writing is.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,13:04   

Barring a breakthrough in schizophrenia treatment, nothing's going to change in the gary equation. He'll go on pretending to be a revolutionary scientist, and everyone else will continue mocking him, until age retires him.

   
NoName



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,13:27   

Yup.  He's the Tard Ouroboros.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,14:05   

I would give both of my nuts to see a debate about ID, consciousness, evolutionary theory, religious beliefs, worldviews, Quantum stuff, etc., between Gary, byers, gordo, joey, deepak, pz meyers, pat robertson, dembski, luskin, klinghoffer, dense o'leary, stephen meyer, the pope, wl craig, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Larry Moran, Jerry Coyne, sarah palin, Neil Tyson, Bill Nye, K.E., Keith S., Ogre, Wesley Elsberry, Jeffrey Shallit, Joe Felsenstein, phhht, Dave Luckett, and Diogenes, with Lewis Black, Ricky Gervais, and Bill Maher as moderators. If George Carlin were still alive I'd add him to the list.

There are also lots of other people that would make for a lively debate. :)

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stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,14:09   

ooooooooooo-kay.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,14:31   

Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 31 2014,13:04)
Barring a breakthrough in schizophrenia treatment, nothing's going to change in the gary equation. He'll go on pretending to be a revolutionary scientist, and everyone else will continue mocking him, until age retires him.

I too suspect that Gary will go to his personal Planck limit with regard to evolutionary theory.  ("A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light...." etc.)

Anyway, that text book has a felid on the cover, so clearly it proves that quantum theory relates to biology.  Plus it's either a tiger or a pussy cat depending on how you squint at it, and you can't tell whether it's alive or dead and stuffed without opening the book, so clearly it's all quantum-controlled consciousness.  :)

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2014,20:29   

Quote (NoName @ Oct. 31 2014,21:01)
Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 31 2014,13:32)
Quote (N.Wells @ Oct. 31 2014,13:06)
I personally don't see much scope for quantum processes to interplay with evolutionary processes: the time and space scales don't overlap enough to permit much interaction.  Nonetheless, that's just my opinion, so if someone wants to investigate that field further, more power to them.

gary is welcome to read the textbook i used in my senior year at NC State, and get back with us regarding how to apply it to evolution.


Now that's just mean.
You know Gary moves his lips when he looks at pictures.
Reading is as far beyond him as coherent writing is.

So Gary's catatonic?

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2014,06:31   

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So Gary's catatonic?

I just have a very bad feline about his science - his ideas catamount to a theory because his arguments are pussylanimous and are completely lacking any logical lynx, and his lion about evidence and conclusions makes him a cheetah. It ocelot of infelisitous garbage.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2014,10:18   

Quote (N.Wells @ Nov. 01 2014,14:31)
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So Gary's catatonic?

I just have a very bad feline about his science - his ideas catamount to a theory because his arguments are pussylanimous and are completely lacking any logical lynx, and his lion about evidence and conclusions makes him a cheetah. It ocelot of infelisitous garbage.

Pussies galore!

Eta excess ocelot

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2014,11:08   

Ya ya, I just come in here to keep tabbies on him.  Goo Goo sure gives my Manx an earful!  

Whatta MEOWHOOOT!  :)  :)  :)

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2014,18:06   

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Ya ya, I just come in here to keep tabbies on him.  Goo Goo sure gives my Manx an earful!  

Whatta MEOWHOOOT!  :)  :)  :)

I had a very busy work week at my day job. Even worked today (Saturday). It's a miracle that I was able to post anything at all, for you.

But now that I am now the shop hero for getting the machinery moving again I can rejoin the other hero's in their own mind whoo are on this kitty filled mission to save science from ID!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v....t=1m47s

Also for your enjoyment are two science & culture related videos now at UD that are worth a replay:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/biology....-524321

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2014,18:49   

Meow.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 01 2014,18:59   

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...Now I don't know what to do at UD again! Sigh..

And your "theory", of course, offers no suggestions other than "guess".
But even that seems beyond you.  Very telling.
Or are you taking the stance that you cannot 'guess' until you have mapped out all possible moves, so that the 'guess' is a choice amongst them?  That's not how real-world entities behave, you know.

Whether Gary qualifies as a real-world entity is still very much up for debate.

Yes it's like being nowhere and everywhere, both at the same time.

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