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Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,11:53    Quote (The whole truth @ Oct. 21 2014,09:52) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,08:29) Quote (The whole truth @ Oct. 21 2014,10:10)   Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,07:39)   Quote (Woodbine @ Oct. 20 2014,23:02)     Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,02:02) The universe can only be as big as the mass it contains. That means your universe wouldn't be much bigger than the system it contains. How big would a 1kg universe be, Joe? Show me a 1kg universe or shut the fuck up Hey joey, show me allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost, and allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost designing-creating a universe and life, and where allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost live, and who or what designed-created allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost, and how, when, and where who or what did it, and show me allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost designing-creating bacterial flagella and DNA and fish and trees and demons and angels and world wide floods and humans and ticks and gravity and expansion and water and miracles, or shut the fuck up. Hey Puck Mendle-dick- why are you such an asshole? joey, you and the other IDiot-creationists expect and demand that scientists show you every intricate origin-step-process-event of the formation of the universe, and abiogenesis, and evolution, so I'm expecting and demanding that you show some things that pertain to your ID-creation claims. Demanding, maybe, but expecting?

The whole truth Posts: 1554 Joined: Jan. 2012 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,11:55    Quote (Henry J @ Oct. 21 2014,09:53) Quote (The whole truth @ Oct. 21 2014,09:52) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,08:29)   Quote (The whole truth @ Oct. 21 2014,10:10)   Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,07:39)     Quote (Woodbine @ Oct. 20 2014,23:02)     Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,02:02) The universe can only be as big as the mass it contains. That means your universe wouldn't be much bigger than the system it contains. How big would a 1kg universe be, Joe? Show me a 1kg universe or shut the fuck up Hey joey, show me allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost, and allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost designing-creating a universe and life, and where allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost live, and who or what designed-created allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost, and how, when, and where who or what did it, and show me allah, yhwh, jesus, and holy-ghost designing-creating bacterial flagella and DNA and fish and trees and demons and angels and world wide floods and humans and ticks and gravity and expansion and water and miracles, or shut the fuck up. Hey Puck Mendle-dick- why are you such an asshole? joey, you and the other IDiot-creationists expect and demand that scientists show you every intricate origin-step-process-event of the formation of the universe, and abiogenesis, and evolution, so I'm expecting and demanding that you show some things that pertain to your ID-creation claims. Demanding, maybe, but expecting? Only in a demanding sort of way. -------------- Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,12:48    Joe retreats to comment-free blog, Ronrey cycle resets. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:01    From UD: Quote 1 JoeOctober 21, 2014 at 11:46 am What you need are some rules: 1- Stay on-topic 2- It is OK to bash ID if and only if you can demonstrate how your position is the better explanation 3- Also if you say that ID is not scientific you have to demonstrate how your position is 4- No cussing Emphasis mine. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:07    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,11:37) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,10:59) Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,10:57)   Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,10:33)   Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,10:18)     Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,09:47)     Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,09:41)       Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,09:39)       Quote (Woodbine @ Oct. 20 2014,23:02)         Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,02:02) The universe can only be as big as the mass it contains. That means your universe wouldn't be much bigger than the system it contains. How big would a 1kg universe be, Joe? Show me a 1kg universe or shut the fuck up We're pointing out that the measure of universal size probably isn't mass, Joe. You fail at physics so hard. You must have got some of the basics in toaster repair? Found that largest number yet? Oh wait.. someone just found one that's six bigger. Better keep hunting, chubs. LoL! You assholes are just drooling. You are not pointing out anything, cupcake. So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? Please show your workings. You won't because you can't- you are a total FAILure but a good cupcake Save some fail for Friday, Fatty! https://lcogt.net/spacebo....niverse So the way we measure the universe makes it as big as it is? Are you really that fucking stupid? Look at the units they use, Joe. What do those units measure...? DUH. They do NOT say anything about why our universe is as big as it is. YOU are a fucking moron. Thanks for the laughs. I already have the post up on my blog. The units measure distances. The units do not say why the universe is as big as it is which was the question you were supposed to answer, cupcake. You must be the most asinine person ever What you actually said, fatty: Quote The universe can only be as big as the mass it contains. That means your universe wouldn't be much bigger than the system it contains. I know what I said, asshole. I asked you a question and you responded by posting a link that had nothing to do with the question. You are a fucking retard. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:08    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,13:01) From UD: Quote 1 JoeOctober 21, 2014 at 11:46 am What you need are some rules: 1- Stay on-topic 2- It is OK to bash ID if and only if you can demonstrate how your position is the better explanation 3- Also if you say that ID is not scientific you have to demonstrate how your position is 4- No cussing Emphasis mine. That refers to UD, moron. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:08    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,12:48) Joe retreats to comment-free blog, Ronrey cycle resets. Richie retreats to his ignorant spewage. Dick-licking cycle still intact -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:10    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,11:01) From UD: Quote 1 JoeOctober 21, 2014 at 11:46 am What you need are some rules: 1- Stay on-topic 2- It is OK to bash ID if and only if you can demonstrate how your position is the better explanation 3- Also if you say that ID is not scientific you have to demonstrate how your position is 4- No cussing Emphasis mine. 3 is pretty good also.  I see Joe's been working on his Great Big Logic-Fail Colouring Book again. Also if you say that my horse is not an insect you have to demonstrate how your horse is. -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:10    So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? Please show your workings. You won't because you can't- you are a total FAILure but a good cupcake And to answer that Richie links to how we measure things in the universe, ie on a universe scale. What a fucking lowlife loser you are, cupcake. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:11    Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 21 2014,13:10) Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,11:01) From UD:   Quote 1 JoeOctober 21, 2014 at 11:46 am What you need are some rules: 1- Stay on-topic 2- It is OK to bash ID if and only if you can demonstrate how your position is the better explanation 3- Also if you say that ID is not scientific you have to demonstrate how your position is 4- No cussing Emphasis mine. 3 is pretty good also.  I see Joe's been working on his Great Big Logic-Fail Colouring Book again. Also if you say that my horse is not an insect you have to demonstrate how your horse is. Fuck you you coward. You couldn't demonstrate how evolutionism is scientific if your life depended on it. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:12    Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 21 2014,11:08) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,07:42) Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 20 2014,20:08) So, if we have a single star with a single planet (or a planet with a satellite, it matters not) in orbit around it, what causes it to collapse, Joe?  Unicorns?  Magic ticks?  Caek? The same thing that would cause our universe to collapse, JohnW. Which is what, O Cosmology Guru? Your fucking little head imploding -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:14    So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? Please show your workings. Still waiting- no surprise there -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

stevestory Posts: 13407 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:21    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,14:10) So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? you seem to be alleging that universe size is a function of mass. Can you elaborate on what the function is?

JohnW Posts: 3217 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,13:27    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,11:12) Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 21 2014,11:08) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,07:42)   Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 20 2014,20:08) So, if we have a single star with a single planet (or a planet with a satellite, it matters not) in orbit around it, what causes it to collapse, Joe?  Unicorns?  Magic ticks?  Caek? The same thing that would cause our universe to collapse, JohnW. Which is what, O Cosmology Guru? Your fucking little head imploding Is this an admission that you have no idea what you're talking about, and you're making shit up as you go along, Joe? -------------- Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it. - Robert Byers There isn't any probability that the letter d is in the word "mathematics"...  The correct answer would be "not even 0" - JoeG

Woodbine Posts: 1218 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,14:37    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,19:14) So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? Please show your workings. Still waiting- no surprise there

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,15:09    Today's belly laugh: Over at UD Barry Arrogant, desperate for more traffic, has announced a "general amnesty" and says all previously banned posters are now allowed to post again. Chubby Joke makes the first response with these suggestions     Quote JoeTard:   What you need are some rules: 1- Stay on-topic 2- It is OK to bash ID if and only if you can demonstrate how your position is the better explanation 3- Also if you say that ID is not scientific you have to demonstrate how your position is 4- No cussing Linky     -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,15:52    OMG, GET ON THIS JOE: Cat eats watermelon Edited by Richardthughes on Oct. 21 2014,15:53 -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:20    Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 21 2014,13:27) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,11:12) Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 21 2014,11:08)   Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,07:42)   Quote (JohnW @ Oct. 20 2014,20:08) So, if we have a single star with a single planet (or a planet with a satellite, it matters not) in orbit around it, what causes it to collapse, Joe?  Unicorns?  Magic ticks?  Caek? The same thing that would cause our universe to collapse, JohnW. Which is what, O Cosmology Guru? Your fucking little head imploding Is this an admission that you have no idea what you're talking about, and you're making shit up as you go along, Joe? No, it's an admission that you are a fucking asshole who I shouldn't be responding to as you have nothing to offer but drool-age. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:22    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,15:52) OMG, GET ON THIS JOE: Cat eats watermelon That is most likely what the ticks are hoping for. Rabbits eat it too. I would bet many furry critters that live in the woods would go for it. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:23    Quote (stevestory @ Oct. 21 2014,13:21) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,14:10) So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? you seem to be alleging that universe size is a function of mass. Can you elaborate on what the function is? Answer my question and I will get to yours. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:24    Quote (Woodbine @ Oct. 21 2014,14:37) Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,19:14) So what, if not mass, makes our universe the size that it is? Please show your workings. Still waiting- no surprise there Is that a picture of you and Richie? -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:36    Funny how they're all ignoring you at UD. Background noise. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:36    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,19:36) Funny how they're all ignoring you at UD. Background noise. They are? You are just an asshole Richie. Deal with that. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:37    Funny how Richie spews his ignorance on UD. -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:49    Shhhh. The grown ups are talking. Keep looking for that largest known number, get back to us when you have it. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,19:56    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,19:49) Shhhh. The grown ups are talking. Keep looking for that largest known number, get back to us when you have it. LoL! Never stop being a dick, Dick -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Tony M Nyphot Posts: 491 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,22:24    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,14:52) OMG, GET ON THIS JOE: Cat eats watermelon Joe could start by contacting Crispin Glover. -------------- "I, OTOH, am an underachiever...I either pee my pants or faint dead away..." FTK "You could always wrap fresh fish in the paper you publish it on, though, and sell that." - Field Man on how to find value in Gary Gaulin's real-science "theory"

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,22:28    Quote (Tony M Nyphot @ Oct. 21 2014,22:24) Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,14:52) OMG, GET ON THIS JOE: Cat eats watermelon Joe could start by contacting Crispin Glover. Start what? -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Joe G Posts: 12011 Joined: July 2007 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,22:31    Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,15:52) OMG, GET ON THIS JOE: Cat eats watermelon Had I posted that instead of Dick, the evoTARDs would have been screaming "Cats can't live on watermelon you moron. Cats are obligate carnivores." -------------- "Facts are Stupid"- Timothy Horton aka Occam's Afterbirth "Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

Occam's Aftershave Posts: 5287 Joined: Feb. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Oct. 21 2014,23:12    Quote (Joe G @ Oct. 21 2014,22:31)   Quote (Richardthughes @ Oct. 21 2014,15:52) OMG, GET ON THIS JOE: Cat eats watermelon Had I posted that instead of Dick, the evoTARDs would have been screaming "Cats can't live on watermelon you moron. Cats are obligate carnivores." "Obligate carnivore" doesn't mean they have to eat exclusively meat you chubby moron. Christ but you're a dumb fuck. -------------- "CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way" "All the evidence supports Creation baraminology" "If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic." "Jews and Christians are Muslims." - Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

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