Occam's Aftershave
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Joined: Feb. 2006
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Am I the only extinguished distinguished graduate here from that bombastic bastion of Creationist bashing
By Bayou University? 
Offering advanced degrees in
Biblical Babble
Creation Engineering
Creation Science Methodology, Obfuscatory Mis-Direction
Creation Science Theory, Cranial-Rectal Insertion
Emotional Arguments, Data Denial
Global Geologic Flooding, Miraculous Origin
Inappropriate Nudity
Obfuscatorial Neologismystics, Hyperpresumptuous Creationism
and a wealth of others.
| Quote | BY BAYOU UNIVERSITY
Your Diploma Mill on the Web
Our mission statement
We at By Bayou University strive to give our custom students the highest quality diploma at a reasonable price, while maintaining a constant inflow of beer money. The quality of our diplomas meets or exceeds that of diploma mills operating out of the basements of churches anywhere. We require no statement of faith or oaths of fidelity. While we offer degrees at the Associate, Bachelor and Master level, you may skip these and go directly to the Doctorate.
By Bayou U. has become an institution of truly international character, counting among our graduates five Canadians, three Brits, four Australians, two South Africans, and one Scot and one Thai. By Bayou U. even has graduates from California and north of the Mason Dixon Line.
* No inconvenient residency requirements
* No annoying advisor sessions
* No lengthy registration process
* No prerequisites
* No time consuming undergraduate work
* No religious oaths
* No classes
* No papers to write
* No stressful exams
* No counting credits
* No pants - if it's important to you
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BBU Distinguished Graduates List
| Quote | | Occam's Aftershave: Doctor of Creationist Engineering, Feynmanian Astrodynamics |
BBU....an oldie but a goody. 
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"CO2 can't re-emit any trapped heat unless all the molecules point the right way"
"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."
- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.
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, open my Museum of Creationist Thought and other American Eccentricities, and get my rocks off archiving Dembski's papers and e-mails. (No, I'll take good care of that stuff, it's history.) 
