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J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,21:15    Roses are red, Violets are blue Sugar is sweet, And Abbie kicks so much IDCist ass, it is unbeliveable, and without her to shut up Behje and Demsbski, last year would not have been nearly as much fun. So, Abbie - Thanks for geting born, and thanks for doing what you do the way you do it, and I look forward to hearing much more weeping and gnashing of teeth from Seatle and all around the world. added in edit - Thanks to PZ for catching it. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,21:19    Happy birthday, Abbie. May you draw blood for many years to come. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

Reciprocating Bill Posts: 4265 Joined: Oct. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,21:32    Happy born on day, ERV. You have got to be the most hateful, foul mouthed, frothing bitch in the biosphere. Don't you ever stop! -------------- Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be. "The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you." - David Foster Wallace "Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down." - Barry Arrington

ERV Posts: 329 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,21:44    THANK YOUUUU!!! Now I have to tell you all my favorite birthday story.  One day, I got one of these stupid forwards from my friends-- put in your birth date and it gave you your 'life path' number and horoscope and all that crap... plus your 'conceived on' date. I was conceived on my moms birthday. *blink* I was blind for a week after taking that stupid survey. May it serve as a warning to you all.

Annyday Posts: 583 Joined: Nov. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,22:10    Hey, at least she got a good gift. -------------- "ALL eight of the "nature" miracles of Jesus could have been accomplished via the electroweak quantum tunneling mechanism. For example, walking on water could be accomplished by directing a neutrino beam created just below Jesus' feet downward." - Frank Tipler, ISCID fellow

dochocson Posts: 62 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,22:42    Many Happy Returns! Color me clueless, but it never connected in my head that ERV hails from OKC. I was just there a month ago. I could have paid homage. -------------- All bleeding stops...eventually.

ERV Posts: 329 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,22:57    Quote (dochocson @ April 21 2008,22:42) Many Happy Returns! Color me clueless, but it never connected in my head that ERV hails from OKC. I was just there a month ago. I could have paid homage. No I dont hail from here, Im just on a voluntary exile to Mars for Five Years, as commanded by our Lord and Saviour David Bowie. :P

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,23:18    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU YOUR LANGUAGE IS BLUE ALL THE CREOBOTS SCATTER FROM YOUR KICK ASS KUNG FU. Happy Birfday. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2008,23:48    Quote I was conceived on my moms birthday. *blink* (One of my brothers was born on our mom's birthday.) Henry

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,01:15    Ahhh a legacy of foul mouthed frothing hateful bitchiness!  congrats on the trip around the sun!  you are mucho pegmatite -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,01:58    Happy Birthday Abbie! As no one has done it yet, 'twould be churlish of me to allow the thread to continue un-LOLed: Louis -------------- Bye.

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,06:51    Happy Belated Birthday. Here's a gift LOLcat. Perhaps you can use it the next time Dembski or Behe or one of the other DI nimrods makes you laff. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

ERV Posts: 329 Joined: Sep. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,07:00    LUV DEH CATS WHERE IS R MAH CAEK???? :P

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,07:10    Quote (ERV @ April 22 2008,08:00) LUV DEH CATS WHERE IS R MAH CAEK???? :P Quote Best. Cake. Evar., by Don Solo, baking by Nicole. -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,07:16    Quote (ERV @ April 22 2008,07:00) LUV DEH CATS WHERE IS R MAH CAEK???? :P HA HA THIS IS YOU -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,07:57    Quote (ERV @ April 22 2008,05:44) THANK YOUUUU!!! Now I have to tell you all my favorite birthday story.  One day, I got one of these stupid forwards from my friends-- put in your birth date and it gave you your 'life path' number and horoscope and all that crap... plus your 'conceived on' date. I was conceived on my moms birthday. *blink* I was blind for a week after taking that stupid survey. May it serve as a warning to you all. Happy Birthday to you ERV Speaking of coincidences. Two females from Edin ( Yes Eve and a friend) one late night February 2008 in Bangkok congratutaled me with a Happy Birthday ...it was a misconception. Carpe Testes! -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,09:40    Congrats to the smiter of the churlish priest, Behe man or Behe beast… Okay, but it’s better than Rich’s warlocky-schlocky birfday powetry. Happy birthday! -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,12:14    Happy B'Day -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,12:30    Quote (Kristine @ April 22 2008,09:40) Okay, but it’s better than Rich’s warlocky-schlocky birfday powetry. :p THAT DOES IT. AM GOING TO TEH VILLAGE. AM GETTING TEH VILLAGERS. AM GIVING THEM PITCHFORKS. WE'LL SEE DO YOU HAS FLOATING? -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,13:13    Quote (Richardthughes @ April 22 2008,11:30) Quote (Kristine @ April 22 2008,09:40) Okay, but it’s better than Rich’s warlocky-schlocky birfday powetry. THAT DOES IT. AM GOING TO TEH VILLAGE. AM GETTING TEH VILLAGERS. AM GIVING THEM PITCHFORKS. WE'LL SEE DO YOU HAS FLOATING? Bring it on, po-wet. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

dnmlthr Posts: 565 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,13:24    Quote (carlsonjok @ April 22 2008,13:16)   Quote (ERV @ April 22 2008,07:00) LUV DEH CATS WHERE IS R MAH CAEK???? :P HA HA THIS IS YOU The cake is a lie! -------------- Guess what? I don't give a flying f*ck how "science works" - Ftk

Ra-Úl Posts: 93 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,14:38    Quote (Kristine @ April 22 2008,09:40) Behe man or Behe beast… ;) Behe Moth? I'm sure it's been said before, so I'd say Im quoting. Happy Birthday, ERV and may yer pit bull share in your joy! Ra-Úl PS I liked RTH's birthday verse. I'm easily amused. I'm also a foreigner. -------------- Beauty is that which makes us desperate. - P Valery

Steverino Posts: 411 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,18:04    whoops! As the Japaneses would say, "Happy Berated Birthday!" -------------- - Born right the first time. - Asking questions is NOT the same as providing answers. - It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys show up!

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,18:16    Quote (Steverino @ April 22 2008,18:04) whoops! As the Japaneses would say, "Happy Berated Birthday!" However the True Samurai ™, would have to commit sepiku over their shame at having been sleeping and missing the Birthday of "the frothingest bitch on the interwebs".  Hai! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,20:46    Quote Behe Moth? If Behe's a moth, Dembski had better protect that sweater... Henry

Texas Teach Posts: 2084 Joined: April 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,21:00    Quote (Henry J @ April 22 2008,20:46) Quote Behe Moth? If Behe's a moth, Dembski had better protect that sweater... Henry If Behe's a moth, we should glue him to a tree and prove evolution.   -------------- "Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr "I suspect that the English grammar books where you live are outdated" --G. Gaulin

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,22:58    Quote (Texas Teach @ April 23 2008,05:00) Quote (Henry J @ April 22 2008,20:46)   Quote Behe Moth? If Behe's a moth, Dembski had better protect that sweater... Henry If Behe's a moth, we should glue him to a tree and prove evolution.  :D Better still ... ...Photoshop a whole herd of Behemoths kneeling and praying in a farty testament to the Great Old Pantheon. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

UnMark Posts: 97 Joined: Mar. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 22 2008,23:57    Quote (carlsonjok @ April 22 2008,13:16) The cake is a lie! Indeed, it was.  Lou's cake looks a lot like this one (about 30 seconds in): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs Happy b-day, ERV.

khan Posts: 1554 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,14:47    Happy ERV day 2009! -------------- "It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad Frequency is just the plural of wavelength... -JoeG

Lou FCD Posts: 5455 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: April 21 2009,15:02    Happy birthday again! -------------- “Why do creationists have such a hard time with commas? Linky“. ~ Steve Story, Legend

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