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Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: July 25 2014,17:41   

Quote (Henry J @ July 25 2014,17:01)
Should one ask what "external pull" he's referring to?

Is it the gravity of the other planets (esp. the gas giants)?

Giant space ticks?

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: July 25 2014,21:45   

Nonsense. There's no watermelon out there.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2014,03:34   

Quote (Henry J @ July 25 2014,19:45)
Nonsense. There's no watermelon out there.

You'll regret those words when joey proves (in his basement lab) that the moon is a watermelon masquerading as a big rock, and that there are intelligently designed giant space ticks living on the dark side.   ;)

Edited by The whole truth on July 26 2014,01:35

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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2014,08:19   

Quote (Henry J @ July 26 2014,02:45)
Nonsense. There's no watermelon out there.

You have no evidence for your position.

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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2014,09:21   

Sig for Sale:

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dictionaries are not always an authority on what a word means  - Joe Gallien, internet buffoon


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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2014,09:22   

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dictionaries are not always an authority on what a word means  - Joe Gallien, internet buffoon

Gary certainly owes royalties on the notion.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: July 26 2014,11:16   

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dictionaries are not always an authority on what a word means  - Joe Gallien, internet buffoon

Seriously need to link to all the examples.

Amazon, while it can be trolly, may have people who've never heard of JoeG... and how lucky they are.

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: July 27 2014,21:53   

Joe "own goal" G, strikes out again

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My claim vs Andy (and Johnny P) is that Darwian evolution, which posits a gradual process, does not predict a nested hierarchy because such a gradual process would produce a smooth blending of defining characteristics. That means it would produce many, many transitional forms. Nested hierarchies, on the other hand, require clear and distinct categories- no smooth blending allowed. Even Darwin wrote about that.


Well done Joe, you just proved transitionals... using the actual definition (not your made up one).

LOL

Of course, nested hierarchies is something that you know NOTHING about.

And Joey, it was NOT ended because it was too technical. Here's the link. http://www.skepticink.com/tipplin....t-to-do

Please quote the part where Andy said it was "too technical" and therefore changed the subject.

He schooled you dude and you're too Krueger-Dunning to even understand it.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2014,13:00   

Quote (Driver @ July 26 2014,08:19)
 
Quote (Henry J @ July 26 2014,02:45)
Nonsense. There's no watermelon out there.

You have no evidence for your position.


Meh. Evidence, shmevidence.

Even if there are watermelons out there they are frozen. Which means they contain no water. Which makes them icemelons.

What does a tick want with an icemelon ?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2014,15:59   

Quote (Lethean @ Aug. 01 2014,19:00)
Quote (Driver @ July 26 2014,08:19)
   
Quote (Henry J @ July 26 2014,02:45)
Nonsense. There's no watermelon out there.

You have no evidence for your position.


Meh. Evidence, shmevidence.

Even if there are watermelons out there they are frozen. Which means they contain no water. Which makes them icemelons.

What does a tick want with an icemelon ?

Not romance anyway - they cantelope.



Edited by stevestory on Aug. 01 2014,17:12

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2014,16:12   

In case you're wondering, that's a negative Post of the Week.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2014,17:11   

And that, fellow CBEBs, is a first!

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2014,18:06   

:p

   
didymos



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2014,18:39   

But Joe is totally not a YEC you guys:

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Adam and Eve are untestable using mechanisms designed to flesh-out blind watchmaker evolution.


Also, talk about theory protectionism.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2014,12:22   

Over at UD JoeTard refutes evolution yet again.

 
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Joe August 5, 2014 at 9:47 am

Was the alleged common ancestor of chimps and humans more like chimps and apes or more like humans? All of the examples of descent have organisms producing the exact same type of organism as the parents. Human babies are slightly different from their parents but they are still human and nothing suggests they will be anything else other than humans.

There aren’t any known evolutionary events that can be used to extrapolate universal common descent. No known mechanism can produce the changes required. That means the extension of processes hypothesis is refuted.


174th time this year by my count.   :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2014,14:15   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Aug. 05 2014,12:22)
Over at UD JoeTard refutes evolution yet again.

   
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Joe August 5, 2014 at 9:47 am

Was the alleged common ancestor of chimps and humans more like chimps and apes or more like humans? All of the examples of descent have organisms producing the exact same type of organism as the parents. Human babies are slightly different from their parents but they are still human and nothing suggests they will be anything else other than humans.

There aren’t any known evolutionary events that can be used to extrapolate universal common descent. No known mechanism that I know about can produce the changes required. That means the extension of processes hypothesis is refuted unless you actually understand evolution.


174th time this year by my count.   :D

FFTY

Edited by OgreMkV on Aug. 05 2014,14:16

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fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2014,18:48   

OK, Joe, I give up...


Why are there still monkeys?

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 05 2014,19:34   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Aug. 05 2014,12:22)
Over at UD JoeTard refutes evolution yet again.

   
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Joe August 5, 2014 at 9:47 am

Was the alleged common ancestor of chimps and humans more like chimps and apes or more like humans? All of the examples of descent have organisms producing the exact same type of organism as the parents. Human babies are slightly different from their parents but they are still human and nothing suggests they will be anything else other than humans.

There aren’t any known evolutionary events that can be used to extrapolate universal common descent. No known mechanism can produce the changes required. That means the extension of processes hypothesis is refuted.


174th time this year by my count.   :D


#winning

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,10:23   

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Ebola is back in the news. The good news is that it is not an airborne virus. That means you have to have direct contact with bodily fluids that contain the virus. That may tell us how to combat this bastard.

Enter food grade H2O2, intravenous FG H2O2, of course. Do that therapy, possibly add a course of "Oxydrene" (a deep tissue oxygenator) and see what happens. Heck there are many patients who would love the opportunity to try that while the newly developed cure is being checked.

And that brings me to another point- why infect monkeys when there are humans already infected? And if you need more human subjects go to any "death row" or lifers in prisons.

OK, time to write to the CDC...
posted by Joe G at 7:05 PM on Aug 5, 2014

1 – 2 of 2
Blogger Unknown said...
You want people to take intravenous hydrogen peroxide?

By what possible rationale do you advise that?

8:30 AM
Blogger Joe G said...
On the rational it can kill the Ebola virus. Heck myself and others drink it and others have taken in intravenously for other diseases-. So why not for Ebola?


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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,11:12   

He doesn't really have access to kids, does he?

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,11:31   

I think Joe's confused H2O2 with Aqua Velva.

P.S.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,11:37   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 06 2014,11:23)
In full:

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Ebola is back in the news. The good news is that it is not an airborne virus. That means you have to have direct contact with bodily fluids that contain the virus. That may tell us how to combat this bastard.

Enter food grade H2O2, intravenous FG H2O2, of course. Do that therapy, possibly add a course of "Oxydrene" (a deep tissue oxygenator) and see what happens. Heck there are many patients who would love the opportunity to try that while the newly developed cure is being checked.

And that brings me to another point- why infect monkeys when there are humans already infected? And if you need more human subjects go to any "death row" or lifers in prisons.

OK, time to write to the CDC...
posted by Joe G at 7:05 PM on Aug 5, 2014

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Blogger Unknown said...
You want people to take intravenous hydrogen peroxide?

By what possible rationale do you advise that?

8:30 AM
Blogger Joe G said...
On the rational it can kill the Ebola virus. Heck myself and others drink it and others have taken in intravenously for other diseases-. So why not for Ebola?

don't get that wimpy 3% stuff from Wal-mart, joe. Order some reagent-grade 35% from sigma aldrich. That'll really fix what ails ya!

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,11:39   

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 06 2014,09:37)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 06 2014,11:23)
In full:

   
Quote
Ebola is back in the news. The good news is that it is not an airborne virus. That means you have to have direct contact with bodily fluids that contain the virus. That may tell us how to combat this bastard.

Enter food grade H2O2, intravenous FG H2O2, of course. Do that therapy, possibly add a course of "Oxydrene" (a deep tissue oxygenator) and see what happens. Heck there are many patients who would love the opportunity to try that while the newly developed cure is being checked.

And that brings me to another point- why infect monkeys when there are humans already infected? And if you need more human subjects go to any "death row" or lifers in prisons.

OK, time to write to the CDC...
posted by Joe G at 7:05 PM on Aug 5, 2014

1 – 2 of 2
Blogger Unknown said...
You want people to take intravenous hydrogen peroxide?

By what possible rationale do you advise that?

8:30 AM
Blogger Joe G said...
On the rational it can kill the Ebola virus. Heck myself and others drink it and others have taken in intravenously for other diseases-. So why not for Ebola?

don't get that wimpy 3% stuff from Wal-mart, joe. Order some reagent-grade 35% from sigma aldrich. That'll really fix what ails ya us!

FTFY

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,11:40   

snopes:

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Two additional health-related uses for hydrogen peroxide should also be examined, even though neither of them was mentioned in this list of tips: injecting and swallowing hydrogen peroxide. While such treatments do have their advocates (who in turn claim such dosings will cure everything from AIDS to cancer), both uses amount to quackery. The proponents of "oxygen therapy" assert they are boosting the body's ability to destroy disease-causing cells, but there is no medical proof to support such use. Moreover, according to the American Cancer Society (ACS), both such uses are dangerous.
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Hydrogen peroxide can be harmful if swallowed. Drinking the concentrated solutions sold in some health food stores (35%, or "food grade" hydrogen peroxide) can cause vomiting, severe burns of the throat and stomach, and even death. Direct skin contact or breathing the vapors of hydrogen peroxide can also be harmful.

Hydrogen peroxide injections can have dangerous side effects. High blood levels of hydrogen peroxide can create oxygen bubbles that block blood flow and cause gangrene and death. Destruction of blood cells has also been reported after intravenous injection of hydrogen peroxide.


The ACS also notes "The medical literature contains several accounts of patient deaths attributed directly to oxygen therapy."

One such case was the 14 March 2004 death of Katherine Bibeau of South Carolina. The coroner who handled the case attributed her death to the intravenous infusion of hydrogen peroxide Ms. Bibeau had been receiving as a treatment for her multiple sclerosis. Hydrogen peroxide destroys blood platelets, the cells that coagulate to stop bleeding, and puts oxygen into the bloodstream that can form bubbles which stop the flow of blood to organs, said Clay Nichols, the pathologist on the case.

As to what to make of the numerous claims asserted of the hydrogen peroxide, in the main, most external uses of household-strength hydrogen peroxide are relatively harmless (if not necessarily helpful), but internal use should be shunned. Gargle with it, wipe wounds with it, foam the wax out of your ears with it, bleach your hair and your clothes with it, but don't drink it or let someone shoot it into your veins.


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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,11:48   

Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 06 2014,11:37)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 06 2014,11:23)
In full:

 
Quote
Ebola is back in the news. The good news is that it is not an airborne virus. That means you have to have direct contact with bodily fluids that contain the virus. That may tell us how to combat this bastard.

Enter food grade H2O2, intravenous FG H2O2, of course. Do that therapy, possibly add a course of "Oxydrene" (a deep tissue oxygenator) and see what happens. Heck there are many patients who would love the opportunity to try that while the newly developed cure is being checked.

And that brings me to another point- why infect monkeys when there are humans already infected? And if you need more human subjects go to any "death row" or lifers in prisons.

OK, time to write to the CDC...
posted by Joe G at 7:05 PM on Aug 5, 2014

1 – 2 of 2
Blogger Unknown said...
You want people to take intravenous hydrogen peroxide?

By what possible rationale do you advise that?

8:30 AM
Blogger Joe G said...
On the rational it can kill the Ebola virus. Heck myself and others drink it and others have taken in intravenously for other diseases-. So why not for Ebola?

don't get that wimpy 3% stuff from Wal-mart, joe. Order some reagent-grade 35% from sigma aldrich. That'll really fix what ails ya!

That shit hurts.  In my time as a chem student I got a lot of things spilled on me, but by far the worst was the H2O2 they used in the archaeology lab my wife worked in.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,12:01   

I prefer a 0.055 percent solution of phosphoric acid in carbonated water, with fructose and caramel color added.

In moderation, of course.

Lately, I've ditched the commercial preparation in favor of boiling up my own ginger and sugar syrup and adding it to homemade carbonated water.

Now, if I could just find a way to repel the ticks that are attracted to the ginger.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,12:15   

Quote (midwifetoad @ Aug. 06 2014,11:01)
I prefer a 0.055 percent solution of phosphoric acid in carbonated water, with fructose and caramel color added.

In moderation, of course.

Lately, I've ditched the commercial preparation in favor of boiling up my own ginger and sugar syrup and adding it to homemade carbonated water.

Now, if I could just find a way to repel the ticks that are attracted to the ginger.

Just have some chopped up watermelon nearby; they'll go for that.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,12:34   

Quote (Texas Teach @ Aug. 06 2014,09:48)
That shit hurts.  In my time as a chem student I got a lot of things spilled on me, but by far the worst was the H2O2 they used in the archaeology lab my wife worked in.

A high-school buddy spilled xylene on his melanin-rich skin in about 1977. Still has a white spot on his hand.

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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,12:51   

Quote (Texas Teach @ Aug. 06 2014,12:48)
That shit hurts.  In my time as a chem student I got a lot of things spilled on me, but by far the worst was the H2O2 they used in the archaeology lab my wife worked in.

When the PI in whose lab I worked 10 yrs ago found out I was cleaning SiOx chips with Hot Piranha Solution, in other words this on a hot plate, he was, let's say, less than relaxed and soft-spoken.  :p

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 06 2014,13:08   

Quote (fnxtr @ Aug. 06 2014,09:39)
Quote (stevestory @ Aug. 06 2014,09:37)
   
Quote (Richardthughes @ Aug. 06 2014,11:23)
In full:

     
Quote
Ebola is back in the news. The good news is that it is not an airborne virus. That means you have to have direct contact with bodily fluids that contain the virus. That may tell us how to combat this bastard.

Enter food grade H2O2, intravenous FG H2O2, of course. Do that therapy, possibly add a course of "Oxydrene" (a deep tissue oxygenator) and see what happens. Heck there are many patients who would love the opportunity to try that while the newly developed cure is being checked.

And that brings me to another point- why infect monkeys when there are humans already infected? And if you need more human subjects go to any "death row" or lifers in prisons.

OK, time to write to the CDC...
posted by Joe G at 7:05 PM on Aug 5, 2014

1 – 2 of 2
Blogger Unknown said...
You want people to take intravenous hydrogen peroxide?

By what possible rationale do you advise that?

8:30 AM
Blogger Joe G said...
On the rational it can kill the Ebola virus. Heck myself and others drink it and others have taken in intravenously for other diseases-. So why not for Ebola?

don't get that wimpy 3% stuff from Wal-mart, joe. Order some reagent-grade 35% from sigma aldrich. That'll really fix what ails ya us!

FTFY

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