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Posted: Mar. 24 2008,20:36

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I'll go back and sleep with their mother 9 months before they were born.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,02:39

Horace_Worblehat is a tard

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Horace_Worblehat

03/24/2008

5:43 pm

Tard Alert!

Myers had had tenure since 2003.
Why speculate when the facts are readily available?

Which one of you is Horace Worblehat? Whoever it is, I just want to say - great name!

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,07:54

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Addendum: And as Todd Berkebile and other have pointed out, You and your community are invited to attend FREE of charge! View and RSVP for an event near you. Click here.

<snip>

The link that Todd Berkebile gave is to a different list of public screenings. There's no link on that page to the private screenings.

I see the distinction, now. Thanks!

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,08:21

Greetings Programs. DaveScot has helpfully updated "Dawkins, Myers, and what R.S.V.P. means":

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Expelled - RSVP System

ADDENDA: 3/25 There is no way to get to the URL above from the main page www.getexpelled.com. The above is not a publicized address. The links from the main page all go to TOUR BUS events not movie screenings.

Nope. Not publicized. Or at least it wasn't until Dave got to it.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,09:12

Joe G!

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If science is done via imagination and speculation then you guys have it down pat.

Yeah, we're all going "I can't see how ID can possibly explain" while they're in their labs doing experiments, confirming hypothesis 'n' shit.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,09:27

Calling all sock puppets!

http://pigeonchess.wordpress.com/2008....ncident

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,11:28

DaveTard. Had "bad information".

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-190529

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DaveScot

03/25/2008

4:32 am
larry and horace

Apparently I’ve been misinformed about Myers tenure. My mistake.

But where are the facts “readily available”?

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,11:33

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DaveTard. Had "bad information".

Since he seems to be sitting on his primary source of information, perhaps he's just in need of some colon cleansing?

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,11:38

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DaveTard. Had "bad information".

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-190529

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DaveScot

03/25/2008

4:32 am
larry and horace

Apparently I’ve been misinformed about Myers tenure. My mistake.

But where are the facts “readily available”?

DaveTard still violates SLoT even when he types incorrect information. So he has powers.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,12:27

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Wow, Dave Scott continues being an idiot. In the thread on water power he seems to have swallowed the HHO rubbish.
Amazingly enough some of the posters actually get that it is rubbish...

Anytime DaveScot wants to call moi a gate-crasher, since PZ and I both followed the same procedure, I look forward to our rendezvous. Since Dawkins mentions my full name in his post and links to my blog, DaveScot's omission of the criminal admission of me is curious. Perhaps DaveScot est tombé dans les pommes? Répondez s’il vous plaît, Davez!

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,13:05

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ Mar. 25 2008,12:38)

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DaveTard. Had "bad information".

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-190529

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DaveScot

03/25/2008

4:32 am
larry and horace

Apparently I’ve been misinformed about Myers tenure. My mistake.

But where are the facts “readily available”?

DaveTard still violates SLoT even when he types incorrect information. So he has powers.

Given the source from whence comes his information, there's definitely a slot being violated whenever he types, but it has nothing to do with thermodynamics.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,14:25

Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 25 2008,13:05)

Given the source from whence comes his information, there's definitely a slot being violated whenever he types, but it has nothing to do with thermodynamics.

Are you suggesting that DaveScot's Cranial-rectorotomy was less than 100% successful?

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,14:57

Quote (Lou FCD @ Mar. 25 2008,19:05)

Given the source from whence comes his information, there's definitely a slot being violated whenever he types, but it has nothing to do with thermodynamics.

Please let me know if I'm way out of line posting this, but whenever I read something DaveScot has written, I cannot help but to hear it narrated by this guy: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28a_1198988249

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Look at this irreducible complexity man, have you ever seen this much irreducible complexity on a man before? Oh yeah

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,15:47

DaveScot quotes what might in fact be a somewhat biased account:

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“It is amazing to see the reaction of PZ Myers, Richard Dawkins and their cohorts when one of them is simply expelled from a movie. Yet these men applaud when professors throughout the nation are fired from their jobs and permanently excluded from their profession for mentioning Intelligent Design,” said producer Mark Mathis. Mathis was at the event that has raised this controversy.

The headline tag at UD for this is "Expelled Controversy Top Issue in Blogosphere". Yep, I guess "You are an idiot and your film is crap" don't scan so well.
From the article itself

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Dr. Myers and noted atheist Dr. Richard Dawkins were not sent invitations to the screening from the producers. Nevertheless, they acquired access to a proprietary online RSVP site, along with a group of other atheists. The producers were notified that Myers and others who were not invited had signed up for the screening. They were also aware that Dawkins, who oddly used his formal surname "Clinton" instead of Richard to sign up, was in attendance.

To me, acquiring access to a "proprietary online RSVP site" sounds like a violation of the DMCA and they could be headed for jail time! Better hope Richard is back in the UK already, extradition proceedings can take some time!

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,17:09

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DaveScot (quoting Mark Mathis, producer of Expelled): I hope PZ’s experience has helped him see the light. He is distraught because he could not see a movie.

He's right, of course, if by "distraught", you mean side-splitting hilarity.

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Lutepisc: A beautiful response by the producers which probably won’t get the air time it deserves.

Oh, Lutepisc, beautiful, simply beautiful. More beautiful than you can imagine.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,17:23

This, from the deepest active mine at Uncommon Descent.

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StephenB: A five year old child would also be able to discern that solar systems and DNA molecules are designed.

Jack Krebs: Solar systems are designed???

PannenbergOmega: Mr. Krebs when you ask that, I can’t help but feel that you are being feciscious.

And kairosfocus breaks through to a new level with comment #500.

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kairosfocus: always linked ... always linked ... always linked ... always linked ... always linked ...

Five times in honor of the ~~feciscious~~ momentous occasion.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,17:37

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Atom: To borrow your weather analogy, let’s say that all those interacting forces (laws of nature plus chance) suddenly spelled out a verse from Shakespeare in the clouds.

This perhaps.

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HAMLET: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?

LORD POLONIUS: By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.

HAMLET: Methinks it is like a weasel.

So the point is that if we find an Elizabethan drama written in verse encoded in DNA, we might suspect design.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,18:18

DaveTard:

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I suggest you heed what my mother taught me: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Err… come to think of it that wasn’t my mom. It was my immediate superior in the Marine Corps 30 years ago who said that. He moonlighted as a bartender and, like all great bartenders, had short bits of good advice handy for any situation.

Actually, Dave, that WAS your mother.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,19:06

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DaveTard:

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I suggest you heed what my mother taught me: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Err… come to think of it that wasn’t my mom. It was my immediate superior in the Marine Corps 30 years ago who said that. He moonlighted as a bartender and, like all great bartenders, had short bits of good advice handy for any situation.

Actually, Dave, that WAS your mother.

My bold. That would be Latrine Digger, First Class.

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Posted: Mar. 25 2008,19:46

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DaveTard:

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I suggest you heed what my mother taught me: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Err… come to think of it that wasn’t my mom. It was my immediate superior in the Marine Corps 30 years ago who said that. He moonlighted as a bartender and, like all great bartenders, had short bits of good advice handy for any situation.

Actually, Dave, that WAS your mother.

My bold. That would be Latrine Digger, First Class.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0052005/quotes

[after Will has spent all night cleaning the latrine, Sgt. King is amazed at how beautiful it is]
Sergeant King: Wait 'til the Captain sees this. Why he inspects this place like it was an operating room where somebody was gonna cut out his heart. Never in your life have you seen such a guy for stickin' his head right down into things.
[looks at the commodes]
Will Stockdale: You figure he'll like what I done?
Sergeant King: He'll be a new man. Will, uh, how would you like to be Permanent Latrine Orderly?
Will Stockdale: Permanent Latrine Orderly?
Sergeant King: P.L.O.
Will Stockdale: Go-o-o-lee!

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,08:31

I'm thinking Dave was more the kind of Marine that said "Shazam" a lot...

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,09:36

Kairosfocus continues to get pimp-slapped by Jack Krebs, larrynormanfan, and Congregate. See comment 490 (yes, 490) and following.

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,09:44

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Kairosfocus continues to get pimp-slapped by Jack Krebs, larrynormanfan, and Congregate. See comment 490 (yes, 490) and following.

OWNED.

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,10:05

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Kairosfocus continues to get pimp-slapped by Jack Krebs, larrynormanfan, and Congregate. See comment 490 (yes, 490) and following.

I am amazed that they actually continue to read his comments. He is unnecessarily long-winded, which wouldn't be so bad if he was actually interesting. But he is exceedingly boring. His love for Jesus is only approached by his love for the sound of his own voice.

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,10:24

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I am amazed that they actually continue to read his comments. He is unnecessarily long-winded, which wouldn't be so bad if he was actually interesting. But he is exceedingly boring. His love for Jesus is only approached by his love for the sound of his own voice.

I think it's all that Sunday Preaching...

1. He wants to get even for all the long boring sermons he has sat through

or

2. He loves those extra-long sermons and looks forward to the nerve-endings in his big butt falling asleep.

or

3. When he was just a Little Designer, barely able to color between the lines (ala D. I. Fellow Coloring Book aficionado Cornelius Hunter) that if you can't dazzle them with your wit, bamboozle them with your bull shit.

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,10:41

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Kairosfocus continues to get pimp-slapped by Jack Krebs, larrynormanfan, and Congregate. See comment 490 (yes, 490) and following.

I am amazed that they actually continue to read his comments.

I just scan for my name: I only had to read parts 6 and 7 of kf's latest dump.

Congregate/Leftfield

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,10:46

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I am amazed that they actually continue to read his comments.

I just scan for my name: I only had to read parts 6 and 7 of kf's latest dump.

Congregate/Leftfield

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Posted: Mar. 26 2008,11:01

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DaveScot: Clinton Dawkins: Guilty as Charged

Allen MacNeil: every single assertion you made in this post is in error.

Ouch!

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