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Cubist Posts: 558 Joined: Oct. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,01:14    (chorus) Happy Birthday -- ungh! Happy Birthday -- ungh! Death and gloom and black despair People dying everywhere. (chorus) May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. (chorus) Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far. (chorus) Burn the castle, storm the keep Kill the girls -- but SAVE THE SHEEP! (chorus) So you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near. (chorus) Children dying far and near Cancer now is caused by beer. (chorus) Typhoid, plague and polio Coffins lined up in a row. (chorus) May the children in the street Be your barbecuing meat. (chorus) Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near. (chorus) Happy Birthday -- ungh! Happy Birthday -- ungh!

Ptaylor Posts: 1180 Joined: Aug. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,01:40    Happy birfday from a fellow - err, July-an. -------------- We no longer say: “Another day; another bad day for Darwinism.” We now say: “Another day since the time Darwinism was disproved.” -PaV, Uncommon Descent, 19 June 2016

paragwinn Posts: 539 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,03:09    Happy Birthday, afarensis! -------------- All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11 F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11 Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,06:15    Happy birthday, you monkey you! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,06:26    Since I do not engage in ancestor worship and you are a human predecessor (perhaps....oooooh controversy!) I am reluctant to wish you a happy birthday for fear of giving certain religious traditions any credence. Oh I can overcome my objections and wish you a not unpleasant anniversary at least. Don't Have a Terrible Birthday! Hurrah! Louis -------------- Bye.

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,06:57    Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30) But what happened to 2010? �:p I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010." A MiniTruth report said so. -------------- fusilier James 2:24

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:01    Happy Birthday... again. Didn't we just do this last year?  Dang, it's almost like these birthday things are on a cycle or something.  Weird. Anyway.  Happy birthday -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:26    Happy Birthday - and try to remember... When it all gets crazy with the Birthday Party and all, Keep your Penus in your Genus!!! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Robin Posts: 1431 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:44    Happy belated orbital anniversary recognition. And remember: ...turn that frown upside down! -------------- we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed. �Bilbo The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

Louis Posts: 6436 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,07:56    Quote (J-Dog @ July 27 2011,13:26) [SNIP] Keep your Penus in your Genus!!! [SNIP] THAT! THAT is fucking funny! You win the internet. Someone give this man a POTW for at least 30 seconds. Louis -------------- Bye.

Wolfhound Posts: 468 Joined: June 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,08:12    Happy Birthday! �No idea how old you are in monkey years, though. And how sad for the rest of you that you only get to read shit from Deadman when you recycle him like an old burrito wrapper*. �HA HA! *No, I won't tell you what else they are good for -------------- I've found my personality to be an effective form of birth control.

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,09:35    "Laugh a-while you can, Monkey Boy!" -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,10:40    Happy orbital anniversary! -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance. � � � � � � � � � � � � - Pattiann Rogers

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,15:45    Quote (fusilier @ July 27 2011,06:57) Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30) But what happened to 2010? � I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010." A MiniTruth report said so. Gap in the birthday record means it didn't happen. How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,16:18    Quote (Kristine @ July 27 2011,21:45) Quote (fusilier @ July 27 2011,06:57) Quote (Henry J @ July 27 2011,00:30) But what happened to 2010? �:p I'm sorry, but there was never a "2010." A MiniTruth report said so. Gap in the birthday record means it didn't happen. How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? ;) Yeah, there's been a lot of these lately. Me disagree! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Henry J Posts: 5786 Joined: Mar. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,16:41    Quote How to explain the 2011 birfday explosion? Too many candles on the cake?

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2011,18:26    Thanks all, sorry for the late reply... -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

Steviepinhead Posts: 532 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: Aug. 01 2011,01:41    That's okay... 'Cause I'm even later! Happy birthday, Afarensis!

Kattarina98 Posts: 1267 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,04:24    -------------- Barry Arrington is a bitch.

fusilier Posts: 252 Joined: Feb. 2003 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,06:32    Hippo birdies two ewe -------------- fusilier James 2:24

Robin Posts: 1431 Joined: Sep. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,07:58    Cheers to another layer of history! -------------- we IDists rule in design for the flagellum and cilium largely because they do look designed. �Bilbo The only reason you reject Thor is because, like a cushion, you bear the imprint of the biggest arse that sat on you. Louis

Schroedinger's Dog Posts: 1692 Joined: Jan. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,08:27    Well, a robust birthday to you! -------------- "Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G "I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis "The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

Timothy McDougald Posts: 1036 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,09:54    Thanks! -------------- Church burning ebola boy FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me. PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

OgreMkV Posts: 3668 Joined: Oct. 2009 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,10:52    Happy Birthday.  I don't care what they say, you don't look a day over 1.8 million years. -------------- Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims. http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

Bob O'H Posts: 2564 Joined: Oct. 2005 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,13:53    Happy birthday! I tried to buy you a forehead for this year, but the bloody dolphins had bought them all. -------------- It is fun to dip into the various threads to watch cluelessness at work in the hands of the confident exponent. - Soapy Sam (so say we all)

Dr.GH Posts: 2333 Joined: May 2002 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,18:49    H' B'Day -------------- "Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy." L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

midwifetoad Posts: 4003 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,19:27    I found your missing chromosomes. KF was using them. -------------- Any version of ID consistent with all the evidence is indistinguishable from evolution.

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 26 2012,22:49    Happy birthday! And shimmies from me and all of our relations! ETA - credit, http://johnhawks.net/....wks.net Edited by Kristine on July 26 2012,22:53 -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2012,00:22    HAPPY BIRFDAY SASANFRANCIS> YOU OWE ME A BURFDAYBURGER. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

fnxtr Posts: 3504 Joined: June 2006 (Permalink) Posted: July 27 2012,23:05    I thought I was an old fart. Happy birthday, 'far. -------------- "[A] book said there were 5 trillion witnesses. Who am I supposed to believe, 5 trillion witnesses or you? That shit's, like, ironclad. " -- stevestory "Wow, you must be retarded. I said that CO2 does not trap heat. If it did then it would not cool down at night."  Joe G

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