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Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 16 2008,22:02    Quote (Annyday @ June 16 2008,22:00) Quote (Richardthughes @ June 16 2008,21:07) Correct regarding 2001. Biblical allegory (2010) "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE." But at least they kill the monoliths at the end. Oops. Spoiler Alert. Above. asshole I tease. I could tell you the real ending, but I gather you'd be miffed. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 16 2008,22:18    Quote (Richardthughes @ June 16 2008,20:02) Quote (Annyday @ June 16 2008,22:00)   Quote (Richardthughes @ June 16 2008,21:07) Correct regarding 2001. Biblical allegory (2010) "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE." But at least they kill the monoliths at the end. Oops. Spoiler Alert. Above. asshole I tease. I could tell you the real ending, but I gather you'd be miffed. -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,01:22    LOL@COLBERT tonight. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,02:35    Quote (Richardthughes @ June 17 2008,09:22) LOL@COLBERT tonight. Bugger! I have to wait a week. -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Advocatus Diaboli Posts: 198 Joined: Nov. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,04:32    Or is the funny bit here: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/ -------------- I once thought that I made a mistake, but I was wrong. "I freely admit I’m a sociopath" - DaveScot "Most importanly, the facts are on the side of ID." - scordova "UD is the greatest website of all time." stevestory

Assassinator Posts: 479 Joined: Nov. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,06:01    Quote (Advocatus Diaboli @ June 17 2008,04:32) Or is the funny bit here: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/ Dammit, why isn't that being broadcasted here in Holland, I miss all the good stuff! O well we dó have the Daily Show over here. Anyway, not much new stuff in that one, just saying what we already knew. That Colbert guy is awesome though.

oldmanintheskydidntdoit Posts: 4999 Joined: July 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,06:09    Quote (Assassinator @ June 17 2008,06:01) Quote (Advocatus Diaboli @ June 17 2008,04:32) Or is the funny bit here: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/ Dammit, why isn't that being broadcasted here in Holland, I miss all the good stuff! O well we dó have the Daily Show over here. Anyway, not much new stuff in that one, just saying what we already knew. That Colbert guy is awesome though. I download the Colbert show via usenet, day after it's shown.  Naughty me.  PM me if you want some links etc. -------------- I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies". FTK if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand Gordon Mullings

Reginald Beasley Posts: 31 Joined: April 2008 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,07:20    Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ June 17 2008,06:09) Quote (Assassinator @ June 17 2008,06:01) Quote (Advocatus Diaboli @ June 17 2008,04:32) Or is the funny bit here: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/ Dammit, why isn't that being broadcasted here in Holland, I miss all the good stuff! O well we dó have the Daily Show over here. Anyway, not much new stuff in that one, just saying what we already knew. That Colbert guy is awesome though. I download the Colbert show via usenet, day after it's shown.  Naughty me.  PM me if you want some links etc. Or you can just watch the Ken Miller interview on Uncommon Descent - DaveScot basically put up "Here's a video that makes us look stupid!"

Albatrossity2 Posts: 2780 Joined: Mar. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,07:37    I love the smell of scordovian logic in the morning... Quote I think environmental wipeouts are fair arguments in favor of genetic entropy, where environmental wipeouts are an extreme form of genetic entropy. -------------- Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind Has been obligated from the beginning To create an ordered universe As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.                         - Pattiann Rogers

Maya Posts: 702 Joined: Dec. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,07:55    I love Poachy:   Quote   Quote Will anyone who knows anything about ID ever be given a chance to cross examine Barbara Forrest in a public forum. Well, somebody other than those yahoos from the Thomas More Law Center. Why they didn’t consult with an ID thinker, in order to devise a strategy to back her into a tight spot and then turn the screws, is beyond comprehension.Will anyone who knows anything about ID ever be given a chance to cross examine Barbara Forrest in a public forum. Well, somebody other than those yahoos from the Thomas More Law Center. Why they didn’t consult with an ID thinker, in order to devise a strategy to back her into a tight spot and then turn the screws, is beyond comprehension. Charlie, on the other hand, nearly made my brain melt:   Quote Hi Poachy, Cute vise reference. Try it with a little honesty next time. So few words, so much hypocrisy.

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,07:56    Quote (Reginald Beasley @ June 17 2008,15:20) Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ June 17 2008,06:09)   Quote (Assassinator @ June 17 2008,06:01)   Quote (Advocatus Diaboli @ June 17 2008,04:32) Or is the funny bit here: http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/ Dammit, why isn't that being broadcasted here in Holland, I miss all the good stuff! O well we dó have the Daily Show over here. Anyway, not much new stuff in that one, just saying what we already knew. That Colbert guy is awesome though. I download the Colbert show via usenet, day after it's shown.  Naughty me.  PM me if you want some links etc. Or you can just watch the Ken Miller interview on Uncommon Descent - DaveScot basically put up "Here's a video that makes us look stupid!" KEN MILLER & COLBERT MAKES US LOOK STUPID? WE OWN THAT SPACE ALREADY YOU CROSS DRESSING MONKEY-MEN. AS FOR COLBERT'S DEEP MOLE WHO UNCOVERED THE DESIGN INSTITUTE'S LATEST DIKTAT PROMULGATING THE NEW OFFICIAL NAME FOR CREATIONISM TOWIT: "INTELLIGENT EVOLUTION" I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU .....RUN! TESTOSTERONE POWERED TRUCKS WITH REDNECKS WHO DON'T READ BUT WATCH TV ARE OILING UP THEIR THEIR AXE HANDLES AS WE SPEAK. "INTELLIGENT EVOLUTION" IS NOT THE GODSPELL OF ST. JOHN RESTATED IN THE LANGUAGE OF DISINFORMATION NO...NO....NO...IT IS THE PROPAGANDA OF ÜBER-BILL THE JOESEPH GOEBELS OF DISINFORMATION. NOBODY MESSES WITH A BIBLE WAVING TEXAS NAZI! dt -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

Maya Posts: 702 Joined: Dec. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,07:56    Quote (Maya @ June 17 2008,07:55) Yes, I messed up the quote text, but I haz no editz.

k.e.. Posts: 5432 Joined: May 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,08:02    Quote (Maya @ June 17 2008,15:55) I love Poachy:     Quote     Quote Will anyone who knows anything about ID ever be given a chance to cross examine Barbara Forrest in a public forum. Well, somebody other than those yahoos from the Thomas More Law Center. Why they didn’t consult with an ID thinker, in order to devise a strategy to back her into a tight spot and then turn the screws, is beyond comprehension.Will anyone who knows anything about ID ever be given a chance to cross examine Barbara Forrest in a public forum. Well, somebody other than those yahoos from the Thomas More Law Center. Why they didn’t consult with an ID thinker, in order to devise a strategy to back her into a tight spot and then turn the screws, is beyond comprehension. Charlie, on the other hand, nearly made my brain melt:     Quote Hi Poachy, Cute vise reference. Try it with a little honesty next time. So few words, so much hypocrisy. WELL IF EVERYONE REMEMBERS CORRECTLY MY HERO ST. BILL DID JUST THAT, BEFORE THE TRIAL. GEEZ THE SCREWS WERE SO TIGHT HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TURN UP TO THE TRIAL. THAT LIMP WRISTED, GAY HOMO, CAFE LATTE DRINKING,  CHARDONAY SWILLING, COMMIE JUDGE JONES BONED US. dt -------------- "I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit "ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus "I'm busy studying scientist level science papers" Galloping Gary Gaulin

dogdidit Posts: 315 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,09:53    Whoops! Bad news for the fan club: poachy joins the honor roll: Quote 3 DaveScot 06/17/2008 9:22 am By popular demand poachy is no longer with us. Recap: DT had just posted some screed from Edward Bernard Glick about our commie pinko draft-dodgin college perfessers. A sample: Quote [Glick:] It’s August 1968. Anti-Vietnam War demonstrators have just wrecked the Democratic national convention in Chicago and ruined Hubert Humphrey’s chances to become President. So what did these Marxist demonstrators and their cohorts elsewhere do next? They stayed in college. They sought out the easiest professors and the easiest courses. And they stayed in the top half of their class. This effectively deferred them from the military draft, a draft that discriminated against young men who didn’t have the brains or the money to go to college. ...with more nastiness to follow. poachy had a nicely paced come-backer: Quote What is even more infuriating is how one of these guys could get 5 draft deferments and then end up as the vice president of the United States. Talk about virulence of a bankrupt ideology. That made my day. Easily worth a sock-puppet. Alright, you guys, who was it? FESS UP!! -------------- "Humans carry plants and animals all over the globe, thus introducing them to places they could never have reached on their own. That certainly increases biodiversity." - D'OL

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,10:13    Dave brings teh Tard: http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-290820 Quote 19 DaveScot 06/17/2008 9:48 am DK If they were not designed, how did they arise? One way might be that they devolved from something that was designed. In fact that’s the path of least resistance according to the second law of thermodynamics so until we know better that’s what we should assume about not just tapeworms but about ourselves, our planet, and the whole observable universe - they all came from *something* that had a higher order of organization "In fact that’s the path of least resistance according to the second law of thermodynamics", magic, magic tard. Dave is THE great at abusing SLoT. Hi. I'm a tapeworm. I used to be a megaworm with lasers and stuff but SLoT made me devolve and now I have to live in the ass of this other thing which also devolved. Amazing that devolution can still give changing environmental fit. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,10:14    poachy has long been my hero.  i think he molests Mr Ed.  salud, douchebag!!! srsly that is one of the longest runs ever.  truly classic. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Erasmus, FCD Posts: 6349 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,10:15    Richtard you wish you could devolve into living in someone's arse.  You would make a fine duodenum ecto-parasite for a wooly mammoth, three toed sloth or hausfrau from Wichita. -------------- You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

Maya Posts: 702 Joined: Dec. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,10:34    Quote (dogdidit @ June 17 2008,09:53) Whoops! Bad news for the fan club: poachy joins the honor roll:   Quote 3 DaveScot 06/17/2008 9:22 am By popular demand poachy is no longer with us.

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,10:54    It's a miracle! -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

midwifetoad Posts: 4003 Joined: Mar. 2008 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,11:09    Quote Hi. I'm a tapeworm. I used to be a megaworm with lasers and stuff but SLoT made me devolve and now I have to live in the ass of this other thing which also devolved. Amazing that devolution can still give changing environmental fit. It's good to know that Malaria and Leishmaniasis are devolving from their original and more perfectly created forms. -------------- Any version of ID consistent with all the evidence is indistinguishable from evolution.

Maya Posts: 702 Joined: Dec. 2007 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,13:58    Quote (J-Dog @ June 17 2008,10:54) It's a miracle! Do I have to change my name to Cassandra?

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,14:57    Re: "TheoEvo vs. ID — Hey, who started this anyway?" Her name is Theo and she dances on the sand... Dr.! Dr.! Gimme da newz!       Quote Ken Miller compares ID proponents to “welfare queens” (go here) I haven't seen Miller's appearance yet - that's a riot.     Quote and Karl Giberson denounces ID proponents for “smearing” theistic evolutionists, citing this blog (go here). Besides displaying desperation, these people have no evident sense of irony. Miller has for years been dipping his hand into the public till, which continues to underwrite sales of his textbooks.* And Giberson, in defending Miller and Francis Collins, seems to forget that they are ones charging ID proponents with threating America’s soul and future (go here). So, it’s okay to for theoevos to cast ID in apocalyptic terms, but it’s not okay for IDers to call them on it. Give me a break. As Denyse O’Leary has put it, theistic evolution is a solution to a problem that no longer exists. Bankruptcy is hard. Get used to the pain. Um, what pain? Realizing that we are the arsonists? Doesn't anybody remember this? Quote (phonon @ Dec. 04 2006,17:09) Quote We are the arsonists. We started the fire. I thought we didn't start the fire. Either Billy Joel is wrong or Dembski is wrong. Since only the good die young and it's still rock and roll to me, and since CSI is a pile of crap, it must be Dembski that's wrong. Well, you may be wrong, but you may be right. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

Richardthughes Posts: 11178 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,14:58    DaveTard, agnostic, writes: http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-290850 Quote 7 DaveScot 06/17/2008 2:37 pm TE’s aren’t loonies. They’re spineless appeasers. They know wearing on their sleeve a belief in a personal living God who can make miracles happen with a wave of His hand will make them look like superstitious fools among the “higher” scientists. National Academy members, the higher scientists, are 71% positive atheists, 22% agnostics, and just 7% who profess a faith in God. Plain and simple, TE’s are caving in to pressure from the majority of the most accomplished scientists. Wimps. If Judas was alive today he’d be a TE. 1) HAR HAR HEDDLE IS A SPINELESS APPEASER 2) UD IS KEEN TO KEEP ITS TOTAL MONOPOLY ON LOONIES. -------------- "Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield "You magnificent bastard! " : Louis "ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard "I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932 "...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,15:02    Quote (Maya @ June 17 2008,13:58) Quote (J-Dog @ June 17 2008,10:54) It's a miracle! Do I have to change my name to Cassandra? Just remember to be beware of IDists bearing gifts. -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

J-Dog Posts: 4402 Joined: Dec. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,15:05    Quote (Richardthughes @ June 17 2008,14:58) DaveTard, agnostic, writes: http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-290850   Quote 7 DaveScot 06/17/2008 2:37 pm TE’s aren’t loonies. They’re spineless appeasers. They know wearing on their sleeve a belief in a personal living God who can make miracles happen with a wave of His hand will make them look like superstitious fools among the “higher” scientists. National Academy members, the higher scientists, are 71% positive atheists, 22% agnostics, and just 7% who profess a faith in God. Plain and simple, TE’s are caving in to pressure from the majority of the most accomplished scientists. Wimps. If Judas was alive today he’d be a TE. 1) HAR HAR HEDDLE IS A SPINELESS APPEASER 2) UD IS KEEN TO KEEP ITS TOTAL MONOPOLY ON LOONIES. Careful Mr. DaveTard... Heddle looks like a dangerous guy. He has chunks of his stool tougher than you.  You're not just banning poor Poachys and BA_Nanny Filters here... He might want to travel to TX and go all Agnostic on you... -------------- Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10 Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08 UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

Tom Ames Posts: 238 Joined: Dec. 2002 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,15:45    Quote (Richardthughes @ June 17 2008,08:13) Dave brings teh Tard: http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-290820     Quote 19 DaveScot 06/17/2008 9:48 am DK If they were not designed, how did they arise? One way might be that they devolved from something that was designed. In fact that’s the path of least resistance according to the second law of thermodynamics so until we know better that’s what we should assume about not just tapeworms but about ourselves, our planet, and the whole observable universe - they all came from *something* that had a higher order of organization A++++++++++++ TARD!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!!!!!!1!! -------------- -Tom Ames

Arden Chatfield Posts: 6657 Joined: Jan. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,15:54    Quote One way might be that they devolved from something that was designed. But Dave... are we not men?? -------------- "Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

Kristine Posts: 3061 Joined: Sep. 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,15:55    Quote (Arden Chatfield @ June 17 2008,14:54) Quote One way might be that they devolved from something that was designed. But Dave... are we not men?? Men devolved from women. Homa. -------------- Which came first: the shimmy, or the hip? AtBC Poet Laureate "I happen to think that this prerequisite criterion of empirical evidence is itself not empirical." - Clive "Damn you. This means a trip to the library. Again." -- fnxtr

oldmanintheskydidntdoit Posts: 4999 Joined: July 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,16:13    Hey, is Sal on thin ice here?   Quote The point of the intense disdain toward cretain TE’s like Ken Miller is that he resorts to fabrication, falsehood, misrepresentation (even under sworn oath) in order to defend Darwin’s false theory (and his pocketbook). What happened to scientific integrity? Hope so. -------------- I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies". FTK if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand Gordon Mullings

carlsonjok Posts: 3326 Joined: May 2006 (Permalink) Posted: June 17 2008,16:17    Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ June 17 2008,16:13) Hey, is Sal on thin ice here?   Quote The point of the intense disdain toward cretain TE’s like Ken Miller is that he resorts to fabrication, falsehood, misrepresentation (even under sworn oath) in order to defend Darwin’s false theory (and his pocketbook). What happened to scientific integrity? Hope so. Well, it does bear a striking similarity to an earlier Sal episode, but I have a hard time visualizing Ken Miller calling him a "cottage cheese dropping p***y." YMMV. -------------- It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

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