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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,08:12   

Quote (k.e.. @ Mar. 03 2014,01:54)
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JoeTard finally gets something right.  

   
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Joetard at UD: "Not one of the regulars over on atbc would be welcome in the ID community."

It's not a hypothetical, of course. We've all been banned from UD, about the only ID community that has any semblance of life left, although struggling with being dominated by real kooks such as Louis Savain, Joe, Batshit, and KF.

The joke of course is that Joe IS welcome. He couldn't make a better case for the batshit lunacy of ID and immoral behavior of a few fundies.

I can easily make a better case for ID than anyone can for blind watchmaker evolution.

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,08:38   

Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,16:12)
Quote (k.e.. @ Mar. 03 2014,01:54)
Quote (Driver @ Mar. 03 2014,03:36)
 
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 02 2014,19:41)
JoeTard finally gets something right.  

     
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Joetard at UD: "Not one of the regulars over on atbc would be welcome in the ID community."

It's not a hypothetical, of course. We've all been banned from UD, about the only ID community that has any semblance of life left, although struggling with being dominated by real kooks such as Louis Savain, Joe, Batshit, and KF.

The joke of course is that Joe IS welcome. He couldn't make a better case for the batshit lunacy of ID and immoral behavior of a few fundies.

I can easily make a better case for ID than anyone can for blind watchmaker evolution.

Oh yeah, which car park tard boy?

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,08:39   

Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,16:12)
Quote (k.e.. @ Mar. 03 2014,01:54)
 
Quote (Driver @ Mar. 03 2014,03:36)
 
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 02 2014,19:41)
JoeTard finally gets something right.  

     
Quote
Joetard at UD: "Not one of the regulars over on atbc would be welcome in the ID community."

It's not a hypothetical, of course. We've all been banned from UD, about the only ID community that has any semblance of life left, although struggling with being dominated by real kooks such as Louis Savain, Joe, Batshit, and KF.

The joke of course is that Joe IS welcome. He couldn't make a better case for the batshit lunacy of ID and immoral behavior of a few fundies.

I can easily make a better case for ID than anyone can for blind watchmaker evolution.

Double post

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,08:50   

Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,07:32)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 06 2014,20:36)
Cross post as Joe's a cowardly creationist who doesn't promote all comments.

Joe: "2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random"

Joe, randomness does not require all outcomes to be equal. That is equiprobable, a subset of random that has a uniform probability distribution.

The odds of any outcome of the summation of two dice is not equiprobable (some are more likely that others) but is random.

And thus Joe fails at probability

In "What Evolution Is" Ernst Mayr said that natural selection is non-random because not every organism has the same probability of being eliminated.

Then we have: random

2.
Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.


Richie Hughes is just an ignorant fuck

Do you think that " when throwing two dice and counting the total, we can say that a sum of 7 will randomly occur twice as often as 4", Joe?

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,08:53   

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JoeMarch 23, 2014 at 8:49 am
Evolve- why do you just take Miller’s word for it? Also Miller is totally wrong because the alleged fusion occurred in the HUMAN lineage and didn’t have anythiung to do with any alleged common ancestry with chimps.

Umm that happens to be a fact Richie. I take it you were ignorant of it and now you think your ignorance means something.

Strange...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki....(human)

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The correspondence of chromosome 2 to two ape chromosomes. The closest human relative, the chimpanzee, has near-identical DNA sequences to human chromosome 2, but they are found in two separate chromosomes. The same is true of the more distant gorilla and orangutan.[6][7]


Oh let me guess, "Common Design".

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,09:34   

Quote (k.e.. @ April 07 2014,08:38)
Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,16:12)
Quote (k.e.. @ Mar. 03 2014,01:54)
 
Quote (Driver @ Mar. 03 2014,03:36)
 
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 02 2014,19:41)
JoeTard finally gets something right.  

     
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Joetard at UD: "Not one of the regulars over on atbc would be welcome in the ID community."

It's not a hypothetical, of course. We've all been banned from UD, about the only ID community that has any semblance of life left, although struggling with being dominated by real kooks such as Louis Savain, Joe, Batshit, and KF.

The joke of course is that Joe IS welcome. He couldn't make a better case for the batshit lunacy of ID and immoral behavior of a few fundies.

I can easily make a better case for ID than anyone can for blind watchmaker evolution.

Oh yeah, which car park tard boy?

Any car park you cowardly loser asshole

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,09:35   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 07 2014,08:53)
Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,08:04)
Quote (Richardthughes @ Mar. 23 2014,15:07)
 
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JoeMarch 23, 2014 at 8:49 am
Evolve- why do you just take Miller’s word for it? Also Miller is totally wrong because the alleged fusion occurred in the HUMAN lineage and didn’t have anythiung to do with any alleged common ancestry with chimps.

Umm that happens to be a fact Richie. I take it you were ignorant of it and now you think your ignorance means something.

Strange...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki.......(human)

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The correspondence of chromosome 2 to two ape chromosomes. The closest human relative, the chimpanzee, has near-identical DNA sequences to human chromosome 2, but they are found in two separate chromosomes. The same is true of the more distant gorilla and orangutan.[6][7]


Oh let me guess, "Common Design".

LoL! It is still a fact that the alleged fusion happened in the human lineage and had nothing to do with any alleged common ancestry.

And blind watchmaker evolution explains it how?

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,09:36   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 07 2014,08:50)
Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,07:32)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 06 2014,20:36)
Cross post as Joe's a cowardly creationist who doesn't promote all comments.

Joe: "2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random"

Joe, randomness does not require all outcomes to be equal. That is equiprobable, a subset of random that has a uniform probability distribution.

The odds of any outcome of the summation of two dice is not equiprobable (some are more likely that others) but is random.

And thus Joe fails at probability

In "What Evolution Is" Ernst Mayr said that natural selection is non-random because not every organism has the same probability of being eliminated.

Then we have: random

2.
Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.


Richie Hughes is just an ignorant fuck

Do you think that " when throwing two dice and counting the total, we can say that a sum of 7 will randomly occur twice as often as 4", Joe?

Yes, Richie. a 7 has 6 chances of coming up and a 4 only has 3. 6/3 = 2. But it is still random because it is a chance event.

Loser

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"Genetic mutations aren't mistakes"-ID and Timothy Horton

Whales do not have tails. Water turns to ice via a molecular code-  Acartia bogart, TARD

YEC is more coherent than materialism and it's bastard child, evolutionism

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,09:41   

Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,09:36)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 07 2014,08:50)
Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,07:32)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 06 2014,20:36)
Cross post as Joe's a cowardly creationist who doesn't promote all comments.

Joe: "2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random"

Joe, randomness does not require all outcomes to be equal. That is equiprobable, a subset of random that has a uniform probability distribution.

The odds of any outcome of the summation of two dice is not equiprobable (some are more likely that others) but is random.

And thus Joe fails at probability

In "What Evolution Is" Ernst Mayr said that natural selection is non-random because not every organism has the same probability of being eliminated.

Then we have: random

2.
Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.


Richie Hughes is just an ignorant fuck

Do you think that " when throwing two dice and counting the total, we can say that a sum of 7 will randomly occur twice as often as 4", Joe?

Yes, Richie. a 7 has 6 chances of coming up and a 4 only has 3. 6/3 = 2. But it is still random because it is a chance event.

Loser

But you said:

"2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random."

You state that equiprobability is a necessity for Randomness. Then you claim that something that isn't equiprobable is also random because it is "a chance event'

You haven't thought this through, have you cupcake?

You might want to think about things before trying to define them for those who know better.

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,09:53   

One word Joey: saute

It means that your ideas of information are an utter fail.

Come on Joey, calculate the information in something... anything. Show your work.

BTW: What is the factor that prevents macroevolution Joey?  You said there was something that prevented it, so what is it?

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,09:55   

Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,08:12)
Quote (k.e.. @ Mar. 03 2014,01:54)
Quote (Driver @ Mar. 03 2014,03:36)
 
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Mar. 02 2014,19:41)
JoeTard finally gets something right.  

     
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Joetard at UD: "Not one of the regulars over on atbc would be welcome in the ID community."

It's not a hypothetical, of course. We've all been banned from UD, about the only ID community that has any semblance of life left, although struggling with being dominated by real kooks such as Louis Savain, Joe, Batshit, and KF.

The joke of course is that Joe IS welcome. He couldn't make a better case for the batshit lunacy of ID and immoral behavior of a few fundies.

I can easily make a better case for ID than anyone can for blind watchmaker evolution.

And yet, you have never done so... I wonder why.

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Jim_Wynne



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,10:05   

Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,09:36)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 07 2014,08:50)
Quote (Joe G @ April 07 2014,07:32)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 06 2014,20:36)
Cross post as Joe's a cowardly creationist who doesn't promote all comments.

Joe: "2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random"

Joe, randomness does not require all outcomes to be equal. That is equiprobable, a subset of random that has a uniform probability distribution.

The odds of any outcome of the summation of two dice is not equiprobable (some are more likely that others) but is random.

And thus Joe fails at probability

In "What Evolution Is" Ernst Mayr said that natural selection is non-random because not every organism has the same probability of being eliminated.

Then we have: random

2.
Statistics. of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.


Richie Hughes is just an ignorant fuck

Do you think that " when throwing two dice and counting the total, we can say that a sum of 7 will randomly occur twice as often as 4", Joe?

Yes, Richie. a 7 has 6 chances of coming up and a 4 only has 3. 6/3 = 2. But it is still random because it is a chance event.

Loser

Using the definition you posted earlier ("...a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen."), are you saying that it's random because every combination has an equal chance of happening?  Or is it "random" in your tiny mind  because we don't know what the outcome will be?

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socle



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2014,11:29   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 07 2014,09:41)

But you said:

"2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random."

You state that equiprobability is a necessity for Randomness. Then you claim that something that isn't equiprobable is also random because it is "a chance event'

You haven't thought this through, have you cupcake?

You might want to think about things before trying to define them for those who know better.

I notice Joe's blog archive goes back to Oct 2005.  8.5 years.  That's enough time to get a BS, MS, and PhD, starting from scratch.  Yet still we see these elementary errors.  It's mind-boggling.

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 08 2014,20:32   

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JoeApril 8, 2014 at 12:43 pm
So liars get awarded for their lies. Nice culture we live in.


If only everyone was an honest as Joe. Also, he wins an reward for word confusion.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2014,08:45   

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But in reality a toy variety male may catch a Great Dane female in heat, sleeping and successfully have at her. So never say never.


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Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2014,13:02   

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But in reality a toy variety male may catch a Great Dane female in heat, sleeping and successfully have at her. So never say never.

Only if it used a hamster as a bushing.

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MichaelJ



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(Permalink) Posted: April 13 2014,18:17   

Quote (socle @ April 08 2014,02:29)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 07 2014,09:41)

But you said:

"2- With respect to natural selection it means that not all individuals have the same probability of being eliminated. That is what makes natural selection non-random."

You state that equiprobability is a necessity for Randomness. Then you claim that something that isn't equiprobable is also random because it is "a chance event'

You haven't thought this through, have you cupcake?

You might want to think about things before trying to define them for those who know better.

I notice Joe's blog archive goes back to Oct 2005.  8.5 years.  That's enough time to get a BS, MS, and PhD, starting from scratch.  Yet still we see these elementary errors.  It's mind-boggling.

I've had a long break from here and surprised that they are still around. Their leaders haven't done anything original for years.

I think that this is the very definition of loser, that after 8.5 years Joe has to come here to a group that laughs at him to get any audience. His only other choice is UD which has also gone nowhere.
Real science moves on and Joe tough guys sits in the corner moaning about the meanies.

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,09:25   

Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

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TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,10:29   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

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TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,10:38   

Quote (OgreMkV @ April 15 2014,10:29)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

 
Quote
TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,11:23   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,08:38)
Quote (OgreMkV @ April 15 2014,10:29)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

 
Quote
TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story.

We should put together a Joe timeline:

- Lives out Jack Chick tract at college
- Defends thesis "It's the fuse, asshole.  Your position can't explain fuses." and obtains PhD in toaster repair
- Bench presses 400 lb
- Injured flying helicopter on super-secret Iraq mission
- Converts to Islam
- Grows enormous belly
- Opens cutting-edge ID research facility in shed
- Discovers new species of vegan tick
- Presents ID Awareness Days at public schools
- Finds largest known number
- Feted at opening ceremony of the JoeG Wing at FSTDT Towers.

That's my guess at the order, anyway...

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,11:28   

Quote (JohnW @ April 15 2014,11:23)
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,08:38)
Quote (OgreMkV @ April 15 2014,10:29)
 
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

   
Quote
TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story.

We should put together a Joe timeline:

- Lives out Jack Chick tract at college
- Defends thesis "It's the fuse, asshole.  Your position can't explain fuses." and obtains PhD in toaster repair
- Bench presses 400 lb
- Injured flying helicopter on super-secret Iraq mission
- Converts to Islam
- Grows enormous belly
- Opens cutting-edge ID research facility in shed
- Discovers new species of vegan tick
- Presents ID Awareness Days at public schools
- Finds largest known number
- Feted at opening ceremony of the JoeG Wing at FSTDT Towers.

That's my guess at the order, anyway...

PotW

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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
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Jim_Wynne



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,11:51   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

 
Quote
TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

Joe switched majors to electronics apparently in a school that didn't require any mathematics course work.
Here's a bit of Joe's math homework from junior high:


Only in the original it said "Here it is dumbfuck"

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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,14:30   

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Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,08:38)
     
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Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

         
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TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story.

We should put together a Joe timeline:

- Lives out Jack Chick tract at college
- Defends thesis "It's the fuse, asshole.  Your position can't explain fuses." and obtains PhD in toaster repair
- Bench presses 400 lb
- Injured flying helicopter on super-secret Iraq mission
- Converts to Islam
- Grows enormous belly
- Opens cutting-edge ID research facility in shed
- Discovers new species of vegan tick
- Presents ID Awareness Days at public schools
- Finds largest known number
- Feted at opening ceremony of the JoeG Wing at FSTDT Towers.

That's my guess at the order, anyway...

A few more of Internet Tough Guy Joe's major milestones:

Wrote GA's for a company doing sooper dooper top secret cryptology work for da Guberment.

Got fired from Stratus for posting physical threats from his work computer.

Challenged someone to meet him for a fight, gave a bogus address in an empty parking lot 30 miles from his real home.

I'm sure there's more.   :p

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"All the evidence supports Creation baraminology"
"If it required a mind, planning and design, it isn't materialistic."
"Jews and Christians are Muslims."

- Joke "Sharon" Gallien, world's dumbest YEC.

  
DaveH



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,15:04   

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Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

         
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TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story.

We should put together a Joe timeline:

- Lives out Jack Chick tract at college
- Defends thesis "It's the fuse, asshole.  Your position can't explain fuses." and obtains PhD in toaster repair
- Bench presses 400 lb
- Injured flying helicopter on super-secret Iraq mission
- Converts to Islam
- Grows enormous belly
- Opens cutting-edge ID research facility in shed
- Discovers new species of vegan tick
- Presents ID Awareness Days at public schools
- Finds largest known number
- Feted at opening ceremony of the JoeG Wing at FSTDT Towers.

That's my guess at the order, anyway...

A few more of Internet Tough Guy Joe's major milestones:

Wrote GA's for a company doing sooper dooper top secret cryptology work for da Guberment.

Got fired from Stratus for posting physical threats from his work computer.

Challenged someone to meet him for a fight, gave a bogus address in an empty parking lot 30 miles from his real home.

I'm sure there's more.   :p

Caek!

  
OgreMkV



Posts: 3668
Joined: Oct. 2009

(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2014,15:41   

Quote (DaveH @ April 15 2014,15:04)
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 15 2014,14:30)
Quote (JohnW @ April 15 2014,11:23)
       
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,08:38)
       
Quote (OgreMkV @ April 15 2014,10:29)
         
Quote (Richardthughes @ April 15 2014,09:25)
Joe has more cyber warrior fantasies:

           
Quote
TSErik- I always got the biology correct- always. But unfortunately my temper and the biology prof’s temper got the best of us- I told him to shove darwinism up his arse- face to face. He tried to throw me out of the classroom and landed flat on his butt (with a little help from me). No one has the right to grab me.

I then traded majors and took up electronics. I never looked back and made a better living than I would have in biology.


Joe being a failed biology major is funny, though.

If that story is true, I'm surprised he was allowed to continue at that school.  Assaulting a professor... no matter what the provocation... is serious.

"If that story is true...", com'on man, it's a Joe story.

We should put together a Joe timeline:

- Lives out Jack Chick tract at college
- Defends thesis "It's the fuse, asshole.  Your position can't explain fuses." and obtains PhD in toaster repair
- Bench presses 400 lb
- Injured flying helicopter on super-secret Iraq mission
- Converts to Islam
- Grows enormous belly
- Opens cutting-edge ID research facility in shed
- Discovers new species of vegan tick
- Presents ID Awareness Days at public schools
- Finds largest known number
- Feted at opening ceremony of the JoeG Wing at FSTDT Towers.

That's my guess at the order, anyway...

A few more of Internet Tough Guy Joe's major milestones:

Wrote GA's for a company doing sooper dooper top secret cryptology work for da Guberment.

Got fired from Stratus for posting physical threats from his work computer.

Challenged someone to meet him for a fight, gave a bogus address in an empty parking lot 30 miles from his real home.

I'm sure there's more.   :p

Caek!

Defeated Richard Lenski in Darwinism debate.

Defeated Richard Dawkins in Darwinism debate.

Was a lawyer at the Kitzmiller trial and defeated Kevin Padian and Ken Miller through his stunning cross-examination.

Successfully convinced SCOTUS that Darwinism is a religion and cannot be taught in schools.


.... since we're all listing fake stuff anyway...

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midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 16 2014,09:17   

Joe shows up at Sandwalk to teach population genetics.

http://sandwalk.blogspot.com/2014....ut.html

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OgreMkV



Posts: 3668
Joined: Oct. 2009

(Permalink) Posted: April 16 2014,10:00   

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Joe shows up at Sandwalk to teach population genetics.

http://sandwalk.blogspot.com/2014.......ut.html

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Joe now thinks that because we can't PROVE that mutations are random, then they aren't, which is evidence for a designer.

Wow... whatever he's on... needs to be banned.

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Jim_Wynne



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Joined: June 2006

(Permalink) Posted: April 16 2014,10:34   

Joe has gradually retreated to a position where he maintains there is no evidence for "blind watchmaker" evolution, and his proof of this is simple denial of any evidence presented.  In the Sandwalk thread he's using a form of the time-honored "WHERE YOU THEIR?" argument.

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Evolution is not about laws but about randomness on happanchance.--Robert Byers, at PT

  
midwifetoad



Posts: 4003
Joined: Mar. 2008

(Permalink) Posted: April 16 2014,11:07   

Quote (Jim_Wynne @ April 16 2014,10:34)
Joe has gradually retreated to a position where he maintains there is no evidence for "blind watchmaker" evolution, and his proof of this is simple denial of any evidence presented.  In the Sandwalk thread he's using a form of the time-honored "WHERE YOU THEIR?" argument.

http://www.lutheran-hymnal.com/lyrics....505.htm

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Any version of ID consistent with all the evidence is indistinguishable from evolution.

  
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