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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 27 2012,21:32   

Pyramids are antennae?

He didn't by any chance recently see Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, did he?

Henry

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 27 2012,21:34   

CLEANUP ON AISLE SIX!

Looks like Corny just went in and deleted about a dozen of Joe's obscenity-filled posts, along with a few that quoted Joe.

Way to go JoeTard!

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 28 2012,03:03   

Quote (Henry J @ Nov. 27 2012,21:32)
Pyramids are antennae?

He didn't by any chance recently see Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, did he?

Henry

Well they just removed all the cell towers from our town and are now building pyramids in their place....

...Nah....couldn't be.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 28 2012,21:01   

JoeTard is the gift that keeps on giving.

Here's his latest at Corny's; Joe's explanation of how sexual selection works:

   
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1- Sexual selection means that one of the sexes actually chooses. In this paper it was the female

2- The DIVERSIFICATION comes from the female choosing another type of male that is other than the type of her father


:O  :O  :O

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head.

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 28 2012,23:25   

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Nov. 20 2012,17:30)


Hey Joe, in Iran there is a cool religion, the Zoroastrians, you should give it a try.


this is seriously the greatest fucking thing ever posted on this board

i'm sorry steve your tardogression was great and all and imma let you finish but

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2012,03:23   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Nov. 28 2012,19:01)
JoeTard is the gift that keeps on giving.

Here's his latest at Corny's; Joe's explanation of how sexual selection works:

     
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1- Sexual selection means that one of the sexes actually chooses. In this paper it was the female

2- The DIVERSIFICATION comes from the female choosing another type of male that is other than the type of her father


:O  :O  :O

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head.

After seeing tons of stupidity and ignorance from joey I didn't think that he could say anything more that could stun me, but I was wrong. I'm stunned. And I think I've herniated a disc in my neck from shaking my head. That IDiot is brain-dead.

Edited by The whole truth on Nov. 29 2012,01:23

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2012,13:56   

Where Joe gets his science:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...._wQqWBA

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2012,14:18   

Quote (Erasmus, FCD @ Nov. 29 2012,00:25)
i'm sorry steve your tardogression was great and all and imma let you finish but

No, I was pretty stunned when I saw that animation. That deserves high praise.

   
REC



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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 29 2012,23:10   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Nov. 28 2012,21:01)
choosing another type of male that is other than the type of her father

If JoeG has children, pray hope it to be true.....

Edited by REC on Nov. 29 2012,23:10

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2012,18:17   

For LULZ:

http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2012....ss.html

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2012,20:14   

After a long and tarduous argument at Corny's site, Joe has painted himself into a corner and confessed that he had believe in God in 2005, when he had written the famous words I happen to be a Muslim who is not a follower of the Nation of Islam.

Here is the end of our conversation:
 
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OT: [November 30, 2012 5:43 PM] Does that mean that (by the definition you use) you accept the One True God. Is that right?

Joe G: [November 30, 2012 5:46 PM] It meant that when I wrote it. And I also accept the Sun will rise tomorrow. Doesn't make it a religion,. But please I am entertained by your desperation, so continue to flail away...

Joe G: [November 30, 2012 5:48 PM] It meant that when it was written. I may not have written it. And I also accept the Sun will rise tomorrow. Doesn't make it a religion,. But please I am entertained by your desperation, so continue to flail away...

Quick thinking, Joe! LOL

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(Permalink) Posted: Nov. 30 2012,21:13   

Quote (olegt @ Nov. 30 2012,21:14)
After a long and tarduous argument at Corny's site, Joe has painted himself into a corner and confessed that he had believe in God in 2005, when he had written the famous words I happen to be a Muslim who is not a follower of the Nation of Islam.

Here is the end of our conversation:
   
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OT: [November 30, 2012 5:43 PM] Does that mean that (by the definition you use) you accept the One True God. Is that right?

Joe G: [November 30, 2012 5:46 PM] It meant that when I wrote it. And I also accept the Sun will rise tomorrow. Doesn't make it a religion,. But please I am entertained by your desperation, so continue to flail away...

Joe G: [November 30, 2012 5:48 PM] It meant that when it was written. I may not have written it. And I also accept the Sun will rise tomorrow. Doesn't make it a religion,. But please I am entertained by your desperation, so continue to flail away...

Quick thinking, Joe! LOL

oh dear lord that is like a sneak peek up mary's sainted knickers.  what a spectacular link, darwinist.  we have covered this ground so many times that this trace was lost, excellent work.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,01:56   

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Pyramids are antennae?

He should tell these people.  What a relief to get rid of our yagis, rhombics, log-periodics, parabolics and all that crap.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,03:10   

Quote (olegt @ Nov. 30 2012,20:14)
After a long and tarduous argument at Corny's site, Joe has painted himself into a corner and confessed that he had believe in God in 2005, when he had written the famous words I happen to be a Muslim who is not a follower of the Nation of Islam.

Here is the end of our conversation:
   
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OT: [November 30, 2012 5:43 PM] Does that mean that (by the definition you use) you accept the One True God. Is that right?

Joe G: [November 30, 2012 5:46 PM] It meant that when I wrote it. And I also accept the Sun will rise tomorrow. Doesn't make it a religion,. But please I am entertained by your desperation, so continue to flail away...

Joe G: [November 30, 2012 5:48 PM] It meant that when it was written. I may not have written it. And I also accept the Sun will rise tomorrow. Doesn't make it a religion,. But please I am entertained by your desperation, so continue to flail away...

Quick thinking, Joe! LOL

So he edited his comment hoping nobody would notice? Is there a screenshot of the original?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,07:17   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Dec. 01 2012,00:17)
For LULZ:

http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2012.......ss.html

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There wasn't any Mt Everest before the flood you moron. All of the mountains and ocean basiins were created during the flood year.

And if the earth was smooth- ie no mountains and no ocean basins, there is enough water to cover the entire planet to some 9000 meters.

IOW Elzinga is a fucking ignorant asshole.


If the planet was covered in water to a depth of 9000 metres, where in hell did Noah live?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,08:53   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Nov. 30 2012,19:17)
For LULZ:

http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2012.......ss.html

i think there is something to be said for contrarianism, in general, but this dummy is doing it wrong

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,10:29   

Quote (Kattarina98 @ Dec. 01 2012,03:10)
So he edited his comment hoping nobody would notice? Is there a screenshot of the original?

I did not expect that he would delete the comment, so I did not take a snapshot. But here is a comment he posted this morning:

LOL

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,11:27   

Looks like a double-dip of dumbshit JoeTard this morning!

Over at Corny's he's back to the veiled threats of physical violence:

   
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JoeG: "Yes, my wife and daughter approve of me talking like that to you, and people like you. They would actually prefer that I just rip your head off but you are too much of a coward to face me.


That's after having another dozen or so of his posts removed for obscenities.

Then over at his place Mr "I'm not a YEC, really!" is still defending a literal Noah's Flood

   
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Joe G: "There wasn't any Mt Everest before the flood you moron. All of the mountains and ocean basiins were created during the flood year."

Yes, because that's what floods do - create mountains.

It was more than just a flood you ignorant fuck."


:D  :D  :D

Joe Gallien - still the leading candidate for dumbest person ever to post on the internet.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,12:08   

Oh you've made YEC / Muslim Joe cry, Oleg!

http://intelligentreasoning.blogspot.com/2012....on.html

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,13:01   

JoeG.... making up his own definitions of words since 2008... at least that we can document.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,13:04   

Quote (olegt @ Dec. 01 2012,10:29)
Quote (Kattarina98 @ Dec. 01 2012,03:10)
So he edited his comment hoping nobody would notice? Is there a screenshot of the original?

I did not expect that he would delete the comment, so I did not take a snapshot. But here is a comment he posted this morning:

LOL

Joe, must be right.  Bill O'Reilly says Christianity is not a religion: Faux News via some people who noticed

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 01 2012,13:50   

Explaining Joe:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki.......of_Noah

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According to Islam, Noah's ark was a flat watercraft made of logs, tied together with primitive ropes, the flood was local, around the Dead Sea area, and the animals were Noah's domesticated[16] animals.


Edited by Richardthughes on Dec. 01 2012,13:52

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 02 2012,03:19   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Dec. 01 2012,19:50)
Explaining Joe:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki.......of_Noah

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According to Islam, Noah's ark was a flat watercraft made of logs, tied together with primitive ropes, the flood was local, around the Dead Sea area, and the animals were Noah's domesticated[16] animals.

Time for a new crusade, I think. "Whole world!" "Local!" "Whole world, I tell ye!" ..... fiiiiight!!!

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 02 2012,13:41   

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Time for a new crusade, I think. "Whole world!" "Local!" "Whole world, I tell ye!" ..... fiiiiight!!!

"He's got the whole wide world, in his hands, he's got..."

Well, except maybe for the places that apparently weren't hit by the Flood: Antarctica; Madagascar; Galapagos; East Indies; South America; North America; New Zealand; Europe; Africa; Most of Asia; various other islands in all the oceans. Not to mention the oceans that separate those other parts.

Wait, what was I saying?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2012,22:32   

Not sure what he did but Rich Hughes has JoeTard throwing a major hissy fit over at the shithead's blog.

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Shithead Joe: "No Richie, bullshit lies from a proven pathological lying coward, don't mean a thing. But yes, I know, in your little-bitty child molesting mind, you think you just scored big time. I bet you ejaculated all over your keyboard when you were posting that here."


God job Rich!   :D

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 05 2012,23:15   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ Dec. 05 2012,22:32)
Not sure what he did but Rich Hughes has JoeTard throwing a major hissy fit over at the shithead's blog.

 
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Shithead Joe: "No Richie, bullshit lies from a proven pathological lying coward, don't mean a thing. But yes, I know, in your little-bitty child molesting mind, you think you just scored big time. I bet you ejaculated all over your keyboard when you were posting that here."


God job Rich!   :D

Thanks! What actually motivated me was his last posts had "Wind Him Up and Watch Him Cry" in the title, so I thought, "okay Joe - you'll be having some of that" and posted the 'offending' comment there. It's like when you pretend to throw a tennis ball and the dog runs off to try and find it even though it's still in your hand. The dog never learns, you can mess with it all day long, sending it off running and slobbering with minimal effort.

By the way, Thorton's comment seems completely true to me:

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http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2012/06/02/god-has-sent-me-a-toy/

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Posted June 2, 2012 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

Joe G is truly a pathetic head case. He’s a compulsive liar who over the years has bragged about being an Iraqi war hero, and a research scientist, and a world class power lifter, and an accomplished pilot, and a software guru with a top secret clearance who wrote genetic algorithms for encryption projects. He’s also a YEC who has claimed at times to be a Muslim and other times an atheist.

Then it was uncovered that’s he just a morbidly obese middle aged white guy in Massachusetts whose only technical training is in repairing small electric appliances.

Joe G is also an “internet tough guy” who has been kicked off of numerous C/E boards for making physical threats to members. One particularly hilarious time when he was called on his threatening bluster he gave out a phony address of where to find him and promptly disappeared.

Joe G is a loser’s loser."


Edited by Richardthughes on Dec. 05 2012,23:17

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 06 2012,00:00   

Bonus comedy gold:

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Unfortunately for you and thorton, all he does is lie. Not only that he is a hypocrite as he has been kicked off of more boards than I can count.


So he's been kicked off 3 boards?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 06 2012,07:43   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Dec. 06 2012,08:00)
Bonus comedy gold:

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Unfortunately for you and thorton, all he does is lie. Not only that he is a hypocrite as he has been kicked off of more boards than I can count.


So he's been kicked off 3 boards?

And KF digs his shit.

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 06 2012,08:28   

Apparently Joe has been totally banned from SkepticInk too.  He's got a guy that I enjoy talking to asking questions for him.

Fortunately, that means I can respond and he can't.  Joe isn't too bright is he?

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(Permalink) Posted: Dec. 06 2012,15:38   

Joe is having fun over at Corny's blog.

Joe:  
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Perhaps if someone comes up with a way to scientifically test evoltionism's claims, then people will start to take notice. Until themn it's all "wooooo-wooooo"


Follow some examples to the contrary, posted by Jeffrey Shallit, then a long list posted by

Thornton:
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The 1962 Nobel prize was awarded to James D. Watson, Francis Crick and Maurice Wilkins for their work on DNA structure.

As of 2010, eight Prizes have been awarded for contributions in the field of signal transduction through G proteins and second messengers. 13 have been awarded for contributions in the field of neurobiology and 13 have been awarded for contributions in Intermediary metabolism.

Barbara McClintock won an unshared prize in 1983 for the discovery of genetic transposition.

Mario Capecchi, Martin Evans and Oliver Smithies won the prize in 2007 for the discovery of a gene targeting procedure (a type of genetic recombination) for introducing homologous recombination in mice, employing embryonic stem cells through the development of the knockout mouse.

In 2009, the Nobel Prize was awarded to Elizabeth Blackburn, Carol W. Greider and Jack W. Szostak of the United States for discovering the process by which chromosomes are protected by telomeres (regions of repetitive DNA at the ends of chromosomes)

You need to put down the Doritos and pick up a history of science book.


But they can't fool Joe:  
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Hi Jeff and queenoe-

Please tell us what any of those have to do with evolutionism, ie blind and undirected chemical processes? Please be specific.

Equivocating evos, just say anything and hope no one knows any better.


Joe makes his point:
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LoL! Intelligent Design is not anti-evolution so those prizes could be Intelligent Design prizes. Even YEC's baraminology accepts your definition of evolution so those prizes could be baraminology prizes.


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