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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,00:11   

Thursday, September the 11th.

Things are heating up at the Kairos Focus Institute. I was working on strategic budgeting with the treasurer (who is also me) when my neighbour Milton shouted "Gordon, mon, whatchadoin in your garden shed on a looooovely day like this, ya daft bugger?"

NUCLEAR TRIPWIRE. My initial reaction was to reach for Mister Leathers and dish out some biblical correction, but my logical mind quickly ran the numbers*

1 ==> Mister Leathers was unfortunately hung over the fireplace indoors where the whole family can see him and so keep their thoughts pure

2==> Milton is very athletic and outweighs me be about 60 lbs. His handsome frame just ripples with taught, lean muscle and I'm sure he is *very* capable.

3==> For some reason I'd developed an erection thinking about [2==>] which I did not want Milton to see.

By the time the swelling had subsided (unassisted!) Milton was long gone but I'm making a note here in case St Peter or Jesus (or Santa) wants a memorialized account of his wrong doings in the future.

I should really look into soundproofing the KiarosFocus institute:



I'll form a committee once these current constitutional crises have passed.

Okay I'm off around town to spread the word, Koooool-style, using youth outreach. I'm We're calling this initiative KF Youth Outreach Around We're going to touch some youngsters today. I put the fliers up yesterday so I'm hoping for a good reaction. Updates later.

*Run the numbers doesn't have to involve any math. We design theorists do this all the time.

P.S. I see constable Delroy taping on the window pointing to one of my fliers he's holding. I expect they want to recognize my efforts! Updates later.

GEM of TKI xxx

Edited by Richardthughes on Mar. 07 2014,23:27

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The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,03:06   

I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

Edited by The whole truth on Sep. 12 2012,01:13

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,03:36   

Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,09:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

Sergeant-at-Arms: Leathers, M.

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,03:46   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 12 2012,06:11)
*Run the numbers doesn't have to involve any math. We design theorists do this all the time.

By 'running the numbers' he means creating long numbered bullet point lists. Some of the numbers are prime, therefore design, because without a divine authority numbers would be meaningless ... etc, pps, ppps/fn

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,05:41   

Quote (Amadan @ Sep. 12 2012,01:36)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,09:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

Sergeant-at-Arms: Leathers, M.

Ah yes, in the Kairos Focus Institute's department of correction.

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,05:59   

Can we make this into a Choose Your Own Adventure thread?

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fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,07:19   



No, we are not worthy of that post.  thankyouthankyouthankyou

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,07:56   

Aug 25th, 2012

Dear Diary,

There was an educational crisis in the country today.  Fortunately, the leaders of our great nation came to me for advice.  It's truly humbling that they recognize intelligence, leadership, and coolness in a crisis situation.  I truly feel blessed that I chose to make this paradise nation my home.

Fortunately for our educational system, I was able to get the kindergarten toilet unclogged in just a few hours.

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Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims.

http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,08:27   

Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,11:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

You forgot unctuous malthusian psychophant.



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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,08:33   



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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,10:00   

Dear Diary,
Yet another argument with the neighbour over the fence between our back garden. Well, to be more precise, the gate between the gardens.

It's been there a long time and recently the lock failed. The neighbour went out and bought a bolt.

Of course, I immediately replaced it with a latch as a latch is the only thing possible in this situation that could even begin to keep the gate securely closed. He insisted that a bolt would do just as good a job, and that in fact a bolt had been there all along until it had finally rusted away. Of course, he was mistaken. Despite the fact that he then provided "photographs" that happened to have the gate in the background I knew I was right. Who are you going to trust, me or your lyin eyes?

So, anyway, since that day all I heard from the neighbour was a muffled *bang* and that was the last of it. He's obviously entranced by my "ALWAYS LINKED" that I linked him to and is working his way through each page, carefully making notes. That noise, which sounded like something muffled perhaps by a pillow, was obviously him locking and bolting his door - once he saw my "ALWAYS LINKED" he knew he was in for the full ride!

Once day somebody is going to ask me a question about my "ALWAYS LINKED", I just know it!

Edited by oldmanintheskydidntdoit on Sep. 12 2012,10:00

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
sparc



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,13:33   

Quote (k.e.. @ Sep. 12 2012,08:27)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,11:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

You forgot unctuous malthusian psychophant.


Did he give up his position as the world's leading Lewontin exeget lately?

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"[...] the type of information we find in living systems is beyond the creative means of purely material processes [...] Who or what is such an ultimate source of information? [...] from a theistic perspective, such an information source would presumably have to be God."

- William Dembski -

   
damitall



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,13:37   

Dear Diary

Unfortunately, there seem to be no Constitutional Crises requiring my attention just now.

However, this gives me a chance to spend some time scouring the internet for evidence of Sinfulness and Evil, preferably young-looking and unclad, to share with my friends the Chief of Police and the Attorney General.

They seem to have changed their phone numbers and email addresses, though.

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,16:50   

The Lord Moves In Mysterious ways!

Praise Jaysus, but I am so moved by the Power & The Glory , that verily I must nominateth this Gem Of Icky Thread For The Postes Ofeth The Weak!

Can I get an Amen???

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,19:51   

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 12 2012,14:50)
The Lord Moves In Mysterious ways!

Praise Jaysus, but I am so moved by the Power & The Glory , that verily I must nominateth this Gem Of Icky Thread For The Postes Ofeth The Weak!

Can I get an Amen???



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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,07:09   

Quote (sparc @ Sep. 12 2012,21:33)
Quote (k.e.. @ Sep. 12 2012,08:27)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,11:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

You forgot unctuous malthusian psychophant.


Did he give up his position as the world's leading Lewontin exeget lately?

Wot? Is KF against automated tomatoe picking?

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"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,07:28   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Sep. 12 2012,16:00)
Dear Diary,
Yet another argument with the neighbour over the fence between our back garden. Well, to be more precise, the gate between the gardens.

It's been there a long time and recently the lock failed. The neighbour went out and bought a bolt.

Of course, I immediately replaced it with a latch as a latch is the only thing possible in this situation that could even begin to keep the gate securely closed. He insisted that a bolt would do just as good a job, and that in fact a bolt had been there all along until it had finally rusted away. Of course, he was mistaken. Despite the fact that he then provided "photographs" that happened to have the gate in the background I knew I was right. Who are you going to trust, me or your lyin eyes?

So, anyway, since that day all I heard from the neighbour was a muffled *bang* and that was the last of it. He's obviously entranced by my "ALWAYS LINKED" that I linked him to and is working his way through each page, carefully making notes. That noise, which sounded like something muffled perhaps by a pillow, was obviously him locking and bolting his door - once he saw my "ALWAYS LINKED" he knew he was in for the full ride!

Once day somebody is going to ask me a question about my "ALWAYS LINKED", I just know it!

(sorry, couldn't resist:)
Dear Diary,
Yet another argument with the neighbour over the fence between our back garden. Well, to be more precise, the gate between the gardens.

It's been there a long time and recently the latch failed. The neighbour went out and bought a bolt!!!

Of course, I immediately replaced the latch but my neighbour insisted that there had always been a bolt there and that it had just rusted away. Of course, he was mistaken. Despite the fact that he then provided "photographs" which he claimed depicted a bolt on the gate it was, dear onlookers, clearly a type of latch which, whilst having the appearance of a bolt, was clearly and intelligently designed to perform a pseudo semi latching function.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,14:29   

Thursday, September the 13th.

BYDAND! BYDAND and once again BYDAND.

Constable Delroy is an example of the evo-mat corruption, Alinsky-style that confucius warned us about from his cave. He's been programmed by that subversive ideology that let's him think that "moral relativism" and parental choice provides better morality than that of the Lord working through the Kiros Focus initiative.

1 ==>When is it ever INAPPROPRIATE to spread the word?

2==>When is it ever INAPPROPRIATE to blinker impressionable young minds from this ephemeral existence and show them the truth?

3==>When is it ever INAPPROPRIATE to force my views on bad parents (I've not met them, but we are all born sinners).?

And what in goodness' name is a "reacharound"? I shall google with Mister Leathers tonight.

This just highlights why the state has no business in one of the churches' main roles, indoctrinating kids with the truth. Freedom to think for themselves can only end in them disagreeing with me. Even the ones that read the bible don't understand it like *I* understand it, which is CORRECTLY.

I have started work with our education liaison (also me) to come up with a plan for this constitutional crisis.

1==> change Montserrat from British overseas territory to Theocracy

2==> Establish Religious laws based on bible, this dairy plus my other works

3==> Establish "Guantanamo style re-education centers" [working title] I'm still in the design phase, using not-to-scale MS paint.

SHIT SHIT I've got to run, Mrs KF is here and I haven't done the dishes. update later.

Edited by Richardthughes on Sep. 13 2012,14:32

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,20:07   

Diary of Gordon's Neighbor.

The madman is back. He confronted me today about the new bolt I put on the gate. He kept babbling about quasi latching and semi latching and quasi semi latching as if they were some strange eldritch wisdom from beyond time. Then with an abrupt shudder his manner changed and he began to speak of PS's, pps's, ppps's, and so on. I think a urinary tract infection may lie at the root of his madness.

Later.

Apparently, I had another visit from the madman next door.  I found a wet mishapen sockpuppet filled with sippie straws. There was a sinister note attached filled with odd and arcane references to burning oil.

Nightime.

I fear night most of all. The madman next door turns into a gibbering, shreiking ghoul who cavorts and capers around my house. His features take on a strangely repellent batrychian cast. I fear the end is near...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,17:40   

I had the dream again.  

I was standing brave-heartedly before the assembled hordes of marauding scotchmen delivering my inspirational words to spur them in the battle against the hated sassynaks. I had asked the hordes if they'd had their tea and they had replied in the negative, "No Bydand No". So I told them how one of the sassynaks had made a vicious remark about my Sporran and another had made an oil-soaked homo ad remark about my man-skirt being a kilt of some kind. I told them that they could expect a sound thrashing from mr Leathers as soon as I regained consciousness and then they just laughed some more (the sassynaks not the assembled hordes). Unfortunately at this point I may have soiled my under-under-underpants and before you say it, there's nay rule which says a find upstanding scotchish lard kanney weir three pairs of underpants beneath his outer-underpant.

edit: typos and declarificiation.
edit also: braveheart.

  
MichaelJ



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,19:48   

15-Sep: Joe is coming to Monseratt tomorrow. I am so excited that I can hardly contain Mr Leathers. I have had 3 oil-soaked baths so to relax. I have polished the gladiator outfits and bookmarked the disgusting web sites to show Joe.
16-Sep: A terrible day, a veritable constitutional crisis. Joe was held up in customs when they discovered his melon rinds and mites. I went straight to my good friend the chief of police but the police station was closed (again). I'm sure I saw the front doors open when I drove in. Anyway I went to the airport and cleared it up. Joe didn't help matters when he listed his occupation as "ID scientist and top secret stuff".

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,08:11   

Dear Diary, I just found out that some heathen named AFDave won the very prestigious AtBC TARD of the Year contest. I'm gutted. All that training and preparation wasted.

AND HE's retired!!

I suspect foul play and strawman votes.

P.S. I'll be complaining to the Montserrat Elections Commission.

P.P.S. I expect to win next year.



KFtard©

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,12:02   

Dear Diary,
Today I noticed that a pretend diary has been created over at the fever swamp, purportedly created by me.

It's almost got 1000 views. And it's only been around a week. That means that my IOSE "always linked", which has been around 5 odd years, has been seen by 1000 less people then a fake VERY UNFUNNY joke diary!

How can my carefully crafted spew of words be 1000 times less popular then a VERY UNFUNNY joke based on me?

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,15:59   

This was a great read in the AM. Thanks.

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"Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy."

L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 18 2012,09:31   

Dear Diary.

Nothing happened yesterday or today.

I MUST make Montserrat the world intellectual center of ID.

Tomorrow I will make an appointment with the Governor if he will see me to discuss. I hope he's forgotten about the statue 'incident'.

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"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 18 2012,19:12   

Tuesday September 18th

BYDAND!

I have just learned that my dear, sweet sister, Precious, is the subject of a turnabout evo-mat hit peace that clouds the air with the poisonous fumes from a strawman laced with red herring oil of ad hominem.

If the BBC keep this up then I will have to petition for Montserrat to withdraw its affiliation with the United Kingdom - this is a nuclear tripwire and no mistake.

EVO MAT LIES

Edited by Richardthughes on Sep. 18 2012,19:13

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2012,09:28   

Dear Diary,

I've been confused lately when onlookers logged into UD.

First onlookers misspelled his name.

Dearest Diary you must think me a fool but I didn't see the missing 's'.

I promise to be more vigilant next time.

For instance if strawman logs in I'll be ready for him, mark my words.

K.F Tard ©

P.S. Onlookers has been baninated.

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"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2012,10:44   



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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2012,16:18   

Dear Diary,

Spent a very pleasurable evening sticking pins into my Lewontin doll with my free hand.  Must do this more often.

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Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2012,03:39   

Dear diary, after the fun with my Lewontin doll I decided to do my twice daily ritual of admiring myself in the mirror while chanting I AM GOD I AM GOD I AM GOD! BYDAND! Then I re-read my always linked for the 47,666th time because it is SO brilliant. The world will soon be knocking on the door of my Kairos Focus Institute and I will be justifiably recognized and revered as the new messiah and ultimate authority of the entire universe. The blaspheming, amoral, Alinsky-ist evomats will soon be crushed under the feet of the crusading army of GEM worshipers who flock to be within the extra-cosmic aura of my unparalleled wisdom, righteousness, purity, and humility. Any minute now the GEM worshipers will arrive in their multitudes. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now.

GEM of TKI

P.S. I just farted anally expelled a gastric cloud of loathsome taint. It felt good. FOR RECORD. END.

Edited by The whole truth on Sep. 20 2012,01:46

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2012,09:12   

Dear Diary,

Today has been brilliant.

The Governor had his secretary call me and asked me to see him when he returns from a very important visit to someplace she couldn't say. She said about six to eight weeks. Funny his term is up about then, but never mind I feel I'm on a winner.

That gave me the impetus to turn in fine form on MY blog this morning giving those mainlanders the full force of adhomenim from my tricycle.

To celebrate I went to the markets this afternoon and got myself a nice bit of smoked herring in oil, a lovely ruby color, and just as I was cooking it up my wife called me to into the scullery where we keep the TV and showed me a new show. It's called Big Love and it's all about the Mormons. She said Mitt Romney is on it and the lead actor just looks like him but I think Mitt looks older.

Anyway she said Tuesday was having an affair with her husband on Thursday and Thursday not to mention Wednesday and Friday were a bit pissed.

Women are funny because I said I don't know how a guy his age could do Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday and Friday and still keep the rest of the week happy without assistance and she said Why don't you talk to the chief of Police! and stormed out.

...mystified

KFtard©

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2012,15:11   

Dear Diary

Although the odds are low, I managed to find some loathsome taint here.  Things were so much better on the mainland, sometimes, for at least the taints were far less loathsome there.  These islands of functionality, bring us to the most credible inference of design.  Namely, the Designer (blessings be upon him) has placed me here and I must do his will.

After all, complex, multi-part function depends on having several well-matched, correctly aligned and “wired together” parts that work together to carry out an overall task, i.e. we see apparently purposeful matching and organisation of multiple parts into a whole that carries out what seems to be a goal.  

F/N=> 1 thus I am here on Divine provenance, to keep my divine foot in the door.  This much is known simply by reading Wicken (1979), something which the evomats steadfastly refuse to do.  bydand

F/N=> 2 Consequently, the normal expectation is that complex, multi-part functionality will come in isolated islands. Like this island, despite the recurring constitutional crisis that recurs around the loathsome constitution of this rock.  So also, those who wish to assert an “exception” for biological functions like the taint, will need to  empirically warrant their claims. Show us, in short.  Show us your taint, so that we may know it, and determine to our own warrant and credible inference beyond 500 bits that it is indeed loathsome.

F/N => 3  In cases where the function in question (the use of the taint) has an irreducible (and irresistible, dear diary) core of necessary parts, it is often suggested that something that may have had another purpose may simply find itself duplicated or fall out of use, then fit in with a new use. “Simple.”  And here begins the keen observer to notice the smoky film of rhetoric alighting the ad homo and them oil to incendiary straw man alinskyite deny distort deflect tactics.

PS: I am facing a security headache, so this post was completed on a coconut shell. the police chief is looking better than ever, just now. as a main OS . . .  i wonder if he would like to look at some of the filth that i have collected from the evomat child pornographers, to evaluate my forensic acumen and aesthetic

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 21 2012,08:43   

Dear Diary,

JoeG sent me a link to something he called a tunie to further my research.  I did not recognize what it was.  Will endeavor to use Intelligent Design In Ontology Theory (IDIOT) this morning.

GEM of TKI

F/N Bydand!

FF/N There is too much empty white space on this page.

FFF/N JoeG sent me a link to something he called a tunie to further my research.  I did not recognize what it was.  Will endeavor to use Intelligent Design In Ontology Theory (IDIOT) this morning.

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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 21 2012,23:17   

dear diary

i was persuing an evomat fever swamp and i discovered that i had been slandered without my consent, thus i was compelled to google for "tunie". i shall never view the "Law and Order" again thanks to a certain disgusting purveyor of filth that led me to certain .jpg files of "Devils Advocate". Bydand!

I was forced to unlatch Mr. Leathers from his secret hiding place, far from the roving eyes of Mrs. Gordon Mullings and just within eyeshot of the captain of the police of manjack heights in this dear rock Montserrat.  I do believe that they named this neighborhood after the designer.  

f/n 1=>  mr leathers offers the corrective note that no others can provide

f/n 2=>  joe has and will taste again the corrective notes played on mr leathers

f/n 3=>  i am bored on this rock and i sometimes dream of visiting las vegas and entering a competition.  you know i could win




BYDAND!

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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 23 2012,15:50   

Modern technical education is being corrupted.

I shall examine this evidence closely to seek out vulnerabilities in the enemy's tactics.

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: May 02 2013,22:12   

Nuke trip wire!

Why in Plato's cave does Darwin force Hitler to make me look at This?

I'll have to grab Mister Leathers once I have a free hand for some self-correction.

Bydand!

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(Permalink) Posted: May 11 2013,23:32   

Dear diary, I have some revealing admissions to make, For Diary Record, although in doing so I will be testifying against self-interest. Luckily, no one but I will ever see this diary entry:

I am a willful liar, a profound failure, a paranoid coward, a two-faced slanderer, a despicable sinner, and a power seeking charlatan. I am ridden with a mixture of amorality, immorality, and a dash of guilt and I selfishly take it all out on others to try to make myself feel like a feared, perfect, guiltless, all-powerful God. When I let my guard down and any guilty feelings rise to the surface I realise that it is actually myself that I despise, but then I quickly bury that guilt and that realisation under a massive mountain of deluded selfishness.

All of my dishonest, accusatory, sanctimonious, hypocritical tirades are a deliberate attempt on my part to justify my own evil thoughts and acts and to ignore my personal responsibility and self-hatred.

It is much easier and far more self-righteously satisfying to attack and demonize others than to accept and admit responsibility for my own wicked thoughts and behavior, and to correct my failures and wickedness would be too much work and would require sanity and a conscience that is much, much stronger than mine, so I will continue to be as tyrannical a person as I have been.

Yes, it is sad and I'm told that I should do better, but why? After all, arrogantly attacking others because of my own failures and wickedness is the only way that I can feel superior and at least temporarily obscure my self-hatred. Pretending to be God or a special messenger from God has its benefits, even though any benefits are merely self-serving delusions.

Now, I must get back to demonizing evolutionary materialists, atheists, and others who dare to disagree with me. Bydand!


GEM of TKI

End.


P.S. Get on your knees and worship me, evomats!

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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 07 2014,23:40   

Dear Diary.
I really really dislike Mr. Nick Matzke. His 'answers' and 'science' are like de monkey who poops in de porridge when de duppy goes boo.

FOR RECORD it is not censorship if you know you are right. It simply protects the onlookers from subversive Alinsky style non-biblical untruth. I'm helping them unthink their way to victory.

The odds of me being wrong are a big number like a bazillion times forever divided by this tiny number all to the power of it's gone viral.



PS >This number is bigger than an acronym that means design.

PPS > And by reading this you acknowledge that acronym is real, because its in the words you are reading

FN Batshit^77 DO NOT POST ANY MORE YOUTUBE ON THIS THREAD. BYDAND!

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2014,09:05   

Dear Diary.
It was a slow day at the race track today beetlebaum brought up the rear as usual and Joe rang me asking for a reference for his dentist. Since when do white guys need a reference for a dentist? Never mind, that prick Nick frikking Matski not content single handedly eviscerating ID at Dover is adhomingherring my oily blog and I'm not happy. I will be using the final solution for that Jew, censorship then gas.Fuck him.
F/N He will blame Hitler of course, they always do.
Pppppps. I think I'll visit Magenta tomorrow she was saying it has been a slow week too. God she could suck the  gilt off of a gold crusifix.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2014,09:40   

The transcendental proof that Magenta isn't God -- she can't suck the guilt off GEM.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2014,16:44   

Columbia was cuter anyway.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 08 2014,17:35   

Quote (fnxtr @ Mar. 08 2014,14:44)
Columbia was cuter anyway.

:D  :D

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 09 2014,12:49   

Dear Diary,

just spent another hectic day monitoring the viral Dr Torley  thread. I just can't believe it, every time I check it's gone up by at least one. Bydand!

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 10 2014,16:00   

Dear Diary, (supplemental)

Have clarified why Joe's dentist is asking for a reference. Joe is taking up a special offer of a crown, two root canals and a federal law suit. His dentist wants confirmation that Joe isn't a Canadian black UN helicopter operative.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 13 2014,03:14   

Dear dairy,

Being a good Christian man I've volunteered to teach basic math after Sunday school so I can tell everyone what a good Christian I am.

Boy do they teach some zingers these days.

First question : what is 6 +3 ?

Well, there may be 10^4 6s in the observable universe, but what are the odds that some have 3s by chance? There are 7/1 Wednesdays per week cycle, to the power of Greyskull, a cosmic needle in a haystack, if that's what it is see Plato's cave. ermmm... entropy increases... uh... minus log 2 or something...Duppy goes boo... and...

6 + 3 = Jesus!

Miss Shannon, the teacher then had the nerve to try and correct me!:

MS: can you tell the class the answer?
KF: Jesus.
MS: LOL. No, really.
KF: Jesus, REALLY.
MS: It's 9.
KF:No it isn't
MS: Yes it is. look at it another way, what's 9-3?
KF: typical turnabout strategy that is so telling. Must do better.

MS then lines up 3 buttons with 6 more, and counts to 9.

MS: See, it's 9.
KF: only if you're trapped by your materialist ideology.
MS: What do you think it is, then?
KF: Pseudo 9.
MS: It's 9.
KF: Pseudo-quasi 9?

She then physically threw me out, but not before I told her women have no place in church and should not tell a man what to do anyways.

BYDAND!

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
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