Joined: Jan. 2006
Why do people even have birthdays, when all they do is make me feel inadequate?
I mean, I do check in here pretty much every day, I do look at the new threads, I do like to hand out birthday wishes as much as the next bloke--
So why am I always late by a day?
Are the birthday posters secretly waiting until AFTER my daily visit to post these threads? But, then, how do they know when I'm going to stop by (given that I carefully vary my routine, mwah ha ha...!)?
It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
Meanwhile (sigh), happy belated birthday, Ogre!