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Raevmo



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:26   

I mean 999

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After much reflection I finally realized that the best way to describe the cause of the universe is: the great I AM.

--GilDodgen

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:27   

Quote (Dr.GH @ July 17 2008,14:24)
Have you ever looked at people's "join date?" I mean really looked?

Sometimes I devide the number of posts by how long people have been registered.

That is probably highly significant somehow.

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"Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy."

L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
Raevmo



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:28   

Oops, 1000

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After much reflection I finally realized that the best way to describe the cause of the universe is: the great I AM.

--GilDodgen

  
EyeNoU



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:29   

1000 pages. That is one steaming stack of TARD.

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:33   

Missed it by // Chief.

YEA 1000, !0^3 WOO WOO.

Edited by Dr.GH on July 17 2008,14:35

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"Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy."

L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
silverspoon



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:40   

At the turn of this millennium I have sold all my possessions and eagerly await the doom of you all. †:p

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Grand Poobah of the nuclear mafia

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:51   

Huzzah! 1000 pages of tardation pokery eh? Amazing.

Roll on the next 1000!

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gaugerís work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
Texas Teach



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,16:52   

I'd like to send out a thank you to all the non-cotton based lifeforms at UD.  There may be others on the intertubes who are crazier, or more prolific, or more shrill, but none beat y'all for best all-round, grade-A TARD.  

And to all the cotton-based lifeforms there:  Thank you for hours spent in unrecognized toil.  One day you will receive the glory you so richly deserve.

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"Creationists think everything Genesis says is true. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer." --J. Carr

  
nuytsia



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:04   

Yay! †1000!
:D
Congrats to all.


Surely it's time to party?

   
Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:14   

Quote (stevestory @ Jan. 16 2006,11:43)
Uncommon Pissant is so ridiculous and moronic that conversations about it break out on Panda's Thumb all the time. The PTers aren't providing a dedicated thread to discuss the Everlasting Trainwreck which is that blog, so this thread's for that. I initiate the thread with a DaveScot link:

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January 16, 2006
ID on 2006 Utah Legislative Agenda

Whatís up with the Utah legislature considering whether to teach intelligent design in schools? Havenít they heard about Dover? :-)
Filed under: Intelligent Design, Legal, Laws ó DaveScot @ 9:48 am

apparently he isn't familiar with 'Divine Design' Buttars, or he wouldn't be so jolly.

In celebration of the 1000th page I thought I'd quote the very first post that Steve dedicated to Davetard. †Nice to know that davetard has not gotten a clue in over 2 years of tardistry.

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Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:15   

*does happy dance*

Now we can sell the book!

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"Richardthughes, you magnificent bastard, I stand in awe of you..." : Arden Chatfield
"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:32   

OK. Look. I'm posting now to make sure I get on the 1000th page. I admit it. That's it.

See y'all next thread...

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
- Barry Arrington

  
Gunthernacus



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:41   

1,000 pages of pointing out tard absurdities...

Thou protest too much?


To be shut down at 1,000 pages...

Grand farewell?

K bai?

Coat...waitress...veal...



Thanks to all of the tard miners and funny fellows!

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Given that we are all descended from Adam and Eve...genetic defects as a result of intra-family marriage would not begin to crop up until after the first few dozen generations. - Dr. Hugh Ross

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:51   

29983 posts...wonder if i have time to make it to the liquor store and back before the odometer rolls over...

   
Ftk



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:52   

Guess we might as well have Dembski's new book displayed on the 1000th page. †It'll be released in October.



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"Evolution is a creationism and just as illogical [as] the other pantheistic creation myths"  -forastero

  
lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,17:55   

Quote (Ftk @ July 17 2008,17:52)
Guess we might as well have Dembski's new book displayed on the 1000th page.  It'll be released in October.


I was taught not to waste paper.

  
keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:03   

What I'd really like for Jonathan Wells to explain is how to be an intellectually fulfilled Moonie.

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And the set of natural numbers is also the set that starts at 0 and goes to the largest number.  -- Joe G

Please stop putting words into my mouth that don't belong there and thoughts into my mind that don't belong there. -- KF

  
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:14   

I'd like to thank all the little tards for making this possible, and the biggest tard of them all, DT, for his yeoman efforts to remain the top tard in the UD cesspool.

And now I'm making a margarita, to celebrate this milestone. Wish you were here!

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
† † † † † † † † † † † † - Pattiann Rogers

   
Wesley R. Elsberry



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:17   

Is "being laughed at" now equivalent to being "expelled"?

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"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks." - Dorothy Parker

    
Chayanov



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:23   

I came in shortly before 666, and I'm glad I'll get to see 1000 and page 1 of the new thread.

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Help! Marxist literary critics are following me!

  
Chayanov



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:24   

Quote (Wesley R. Elsberry @ July 17 2008,18:17)
Is "being laughed at" now equivalent to being "expelled"?

"They laughed at Galileo, but they also laughed at Ben Stein?"

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Help! Marxist literary critics are following me!

  
Nerull



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:26   

12 (Err...11!) posts to the end.

It's the end of the woooorld as we know it....

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To rebut creationism you pretty much have to be a biologist, chemist, geologist, philosopher, lawyer and historian all rolled into one. While to advocate creationism, you just have to be an idiot. -- tommorris

   
Timothy McDougald



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:38   

In tribute to this thread I can think of no better lines than these by Shakespeare:

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"Friends, Romans, Countryman, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar not to
 praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with
 their bones; so let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was
 ambitious. If it were so, it was a grevious fault, and greviously hath Caesar
 answered it. Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest(For Brutus is an honorable
 man as are they all, all honerable men)come I to Caesar's funeral.He was my
 friend, faithful and just to me; but Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is
 an honorable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome whose ransomes did
 the general coffers fill; did this in Caesar seem ambitious? When the poor have
 cried, Caesar hath wep; Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. Yet Brutus
 says he was ambitious; and Brutus is an honorable man.You all did see that on
 Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, which he did thrice refuse. Was
 this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; and sure he is an honorable
 man. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, but here I am to speak what I
 do know. You all did love him once, not without cause; what cause withholds you
 then to mourn for him? O judgement thou art fled to Brutish beasts, and men hath
 lost their reason! Bear with me; my heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
 and i must pause till it come back to me."


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FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:38   

Little known fact, 1,000 full pages is actually 29,999 comments. The original post counts as the 0th, not the 1st comment, and so the nth page contains comments (n-1)*30 through n*30-1.

   
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:40   

We should go out the way we came in. With some pure, uncut dumbass:

http://www.uncommondescent.com/intelli....-292747

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2

Mats

07/17/2008

5:51 pm

Tard Alert!

Itís wonderful to make the obvious link between darwinism and atheism, specially when we see many liberal ďchurchesĒ worshipping Darwin.

   
simmi



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,18:55   

Quote (stevestory @ July 17 2008,18:40)
We should go out the way we came in. With some pure, uncut dumbass ...

I thought Ftk took care of that for us - really bringing us the alpha and the omega - thanks Ftk!

Hey steve, are you going to get the new thread off to a running start, so that we can pass the baton seamlessly?

Or are we going to have a Viking funeral as mentioned up thread?

[there is some choice tardistry I'd like to point out - just wanted to know where to put it]

[Also, I want to know the winner of the name-the-new-UD-thread contest]

  
Benny H



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,19:39   

Did I miss it? Were there fireworks?

  
drew91



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,19:46   

Quote (Ftk @ July 17 2008,17:52)
Guess we might as well have Dembski's new book displayed on the 1000th page. †It'll be released in October.


What would either of those two know about being an Atheist...or intellectually fulfilled for that matter?

Get those torches ready boys (and girls).  We're getting close.  :D

  
Benny H



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,19:50   

Quote (keiths @ July 17 2008,18:03)
What I'd really like for Jonathan Wells to explain is how to be an intellectually fulfilled Moonie.

Does Jonathan Wells think that Reverend Moon is the Intelligent Designer? If that were true, you'd think Wells would be able to come up with an explicit theory of I.D., what with actually knowing the designer and all.

  
stevestory



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(Permalink) Posted: July 17 2008,19:53   



And there's the checkered flag!

Winners: Us!
Losers: UD!

take a bow everyone

   
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