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NoMissingLink



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(Permalink) Posted: May 29 2007,23:54   

Please tell me where Cain got his wife?

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,19:01   

On an internet singles website?

  
"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,19:06   

Probably while looking at porn.

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NoMissingLink



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,20:26   

Blasphemers!

  
Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,22:58   

Lenny,
Where did the producer(s) of that porn find models? ;)

Henry

  
"Rev Dr" Lenny Flank



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(Permalink) Posted: May 30 2007,23:02   

They were angelic.

:)

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: June 09 2007,18:56   

Quote (NoMissingLink @ May 29 2007,23:54)
Please tell me where Cain got his wife?

Sent away to Russia?

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mpcook



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 18 2007,09:41   

The new Creation Museum in Kentucky has a display addressing this issue. ?It talks about how in the early history if Mankind (4000 - 6000 years ago), incest may have been an acceptable behavior, although as we "evolved" into recent times, that has become less acceptable.  If I had not seen it with my own (unbelieveably complex) eyes, I would not have believed it.

  
Runolfr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 22 2007,09:08   

There's also the whole "dual creation" problem.  Genesis 1 and Genesis 2 describe creation differently, so some creationists consider them to be separate events.  Genesis one describes the creation of the Earth and its creatures; Genesis 2 describes the creation of the Garden of Eden and its inhabitants.  Consequently, there are people outside the Garden for Cain to hook up with.

It takes a lot of hand-waving, but resolving conflicts in the scriptures is nothing new to Creationists.

  
Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 31 2007,16:14   

Quote (NoMissingLink @ May 29 2007,23:54)
Please tell me where Cain got his wife?

www.match.com

Or was it surfing M4F Causal Encounters section of Craigslist?

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