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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 14 2010,19:37   

It probably depends on how compressed each of them is at the time.

  
Keelyn



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 14 2010,20:50   

I think the problem here is that Joe G's family tree doesn't have any branches in it. Just when I thought no one could be more stupid than Byers and IBelieveInBullshitandFairytales, I accidentally stumble onto this head full of spaghetti and meatballs. It's a great comedy routine, Joe. Keep it up.

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Henry J



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 14 2010,22:28   

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I accidentally stumble onto this head full of spaghetti and meatballs

In that case, pasta la vista!

  
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 15 2010,20:51   

JoeTard:  
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Ya see Throton said it was a baseball-sized rock.

Yet that doesn't make any sense.

A piece of granite with the circumferance of a baseball would weigh much more.

And a piece of granite that weighed the same as a baseball would be smaller.

So how the fuck can a piece of granite be baseball-sized?


Later JoeTard:
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Hail could be golf-ball sized.


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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 15 2010,21:27   

That must be because

SGgolfball = 0.91*




*&#961 is rho in html 4.0 but doesn't work here, apparently.

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,15:33   

Tardgasm over, but boy is he cranky now over at 'intelligent reasoning'. You're supposed to cuddle or roll over and go to sleep, Joe.

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:21   

In his hurry to derail any effort to use CSI to do anything at all, Joe forgets that ice floats and golf balls sink.

Because, of course, they aren't the same size.

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:27   

He tries to sneak a bit of YEC apologetics into the post before...

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:53   

Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
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Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?


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Math is just a language of reality. Its a waste of time to know it.
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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,16:55   

It would be sad if Joey were not such an obnoxious scum-bag.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:10   

Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,22:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
 
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Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

I call dibs on that one!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:21   

Man, that whole thread is a stinking heap! I hope somebody has archived it so that it can be read at Joe's funeral.

I particularly liked his last comment (my edits)

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Not to be bothered by facts and refutations clownie cakeboy continues to flail away...


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As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:36   

Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
 
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Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

My working theory is that Joe doesn't necessarily believe in ID/Creationism because of his extensive study of the subject.. He just believes the opposite of what you pointy-headed, librul, intamalekshuls believe.  

I am fairly certain that you could, in the space of one comment string get Joe to argue against A=B and, later on, to argue against A != B.  I'm just too lazy to attempt it.

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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,17:57   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 16 2010,17:36)
 
Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
     
Quote
Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

My working theory is that Joe doesn't necessarily believe in ID/Creationism because of his extensive study of the subject.. He just believes the opposite of what you pointy-headed, librul, intamalekshuls believe.  

I am fairly certain that you could, in the space of one comment string get Joe to argue against A=B and, later on, to argue against A != B.  I'm just too lazy to attempt it.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to try too hard, but I understand having better things to do.  Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,18:13   

Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,23:57)
Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 16 2010,17:36)
   
Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
       
Quote
Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

My working theory is that Joe doesn't necessarily believe in ID/Creationism because of his extensive study of the subject.. He just believes the opposite of what you pointy-headed, librul, intamalekshuls believe.  

I am fairly certain that you could, in the space of one comment string get Joe to argue against A=B and, later on, to argue against A != B.  I'm just too lazy to attempt it.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have to try too hard, but I understand having better things to do.  Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these

Pussy beer! I won't go for anything under 7.5°*





*except Guiness, but hey, whatcha gonna do?

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit" Richard Pryor

   
Aardvark



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 16 2010,18:35   

Joe's odour explained:


  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2010,00:09   

Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,15:57)
 Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these

One? You Pwewing Gob? One?

Well, alright. Have a second one on me.

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blipey



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2010,14:12   

Quote (Dr.GH @ Mar. 17 2010,00:09)
Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,15:57)
 Speaking of which, I'm off to have one of these

One? You Pwewing Gob? One?

Well, alright. Have a second one on me.

Well, I also had one of these and one of these.  I must say, I'd rate the O'Fallon a little higher--a 92 IMO.

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But I get the trick question- there isn't any such thing as one molecule of water. -JoeG

And scientists rarely test theories. -Gary Gaulin

   
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 17 2010,21:28   

Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,18:57)
I understand having better things to do.

Better things to do?

*picks nose and eats it.*

Yup.

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 18 2010,20:21   

Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work.

Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'.

I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question.

I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'.

So very, very sad.

Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?'

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Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:22   

Quote (blipey @ Mar. 16 2010,16:21)
In his hurry to derail any effort to use CSI to do anything at all, Joe forgets that ice floats and golf balls sink.

Because, of course, they aren't the same size.

floating golf balls

Why does clownie think its ignorance is a refutation?

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BTW: Joe, our position (i.e. evolution) does NOT require that there existed a species of ape-humans with 47 chromosomes.-Kevin McCarthy, ignorant of genetics

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:23   

Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
 
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Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

Hail is made out of ice.

Rain is water.

Retardation runs deep at atbc...

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Chromosomes. are. all. connected. It is one long polymer. Called the DNA. - oleg t

Smilodon's Retreat is a place for ignorant cowards

BTW: Joe, our position (i.e. evolution) does NOT require that there existed a species of ape-humans with 47 chromosomes.-Kevin McCarthy, ignorant of genetics

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:25   

Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21)
Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work.

Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'.

I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question.

I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'.

So very, very sad.

Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?'

You don't calculate CSI you measure it.

Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present.

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Chromosomes. are. all. connected. It is one long polymer. Called the DNA. - oleg t

Smilodon's Retreat is a place for ignorant cowards

BTW: Joe, our position (i.e. evolution) does NOT require that there existed a species of ape-humans with 47 chromosomes.-Kevin McCarthy, ignorant of genetics

   
Joe G



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:29   

Quote (blipey @ Mar. 15 2010,20:51)
JoeTard:  
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Ya see Throton said it was a baseball-sized rock.

Yet that doesn't make any sense.

A piece of granite with the circumferance of a baseball would weigh much more.

And a piece of granite that weighed the same as a baseball would be smaller.

So how the fuck can a piece of granite be baseball-sized?


Later JoeTard:  
Quote
Hail could be golf-ball sized.

Yes hail could be golf ball sized because according to the rules of golf a golf ball just has to meet two requirements:

1- It cannot weigh more than 1.62 OZ.

2- It has to have a diameter of at least 1.68 inches

IOW even a simpleton can understand that hail can be golf ball sized...

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Chromosomes. are. all. connected. It is one long polymer. Called the DNA. - oleg t

Smilodon's Retreat is a place for ignorant cowards

BTW: Joe, our position (i.e. evolution) does NOT require that there existed a species of ape-humans with 47 chromosomes.-Kevin McCarthy, ignorant of genetics

   
BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:35   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,17:23)
Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
 
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Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

Hail is made out of ice.

Rain is water.

Retardation runs deep at atbc...

Ice is water that has frozen, water is a chemical substance composed of hydrogen and oxygen.  Water doesn't stop being water when its temperature drops and it enters a solid phase, equally it doesn't stop being water when it boils (which is why they call it water vapor) - All three phases of the substance are forms of WATER.

Hail is made from water, just like rain.

  
carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,11:52   

Quote (BillB @ Mar. 29 2010,11:35)
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,17:23)
Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
   
Quote
Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

Hail is made out of ice.

Rain is water.

Retardation runs deep at atbc...

Ice is water that has frozen, water is a chemical substance composed of hydrogen and oxygen.  Water doesn't stop being water when its temperature drops and it enters a solid phase, equally it doesn't stop being water when it boils (which is why they call it water vapor) - All three phases of the substance are forms of WATER.

Hail is made from water, just like rain.

No!  It is called steam.  Not the same as water.  Or ice.

QED  (That is latin for "you are a dumbass")

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BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:00   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Mar. 29 2010,17:52)
Quote (BillB @ Mar. 29 2010,11:35)
 
Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,17:23)
 
Quote (JohnW @ Mar. 16 2010,16:53)
Anyone looking for a sig?

Joe G:
     
Quote
Hail is made out of water?

Are you really that stupid?

Hail is made out of ice.

Rain is water.

Retardation runs deep at atbc...

Ice is water that has frozen, water is a chemical substance composed of hydrogen and oxygen.  Water doesn't stop being water when its temperature drops and it enters a solid phase, equally it doesn't stop being water when it boils (which is why they call it water vapor) - All three phases of the substance are forms of WATER.

Hail is made from water, just like rain.

No!  It is called steam.  Not the same as water.  Or ice.

QED  (That is latin for "you are a dumbass")

wikipedia:
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Water is a ubiquitous chemical substance that is composed of hydrogen and oxygen and is vital for all known forms of life.[1]

In typical usage, water refers only to its liquid form or state, but the substance also has a solid state, ice, and a gaseous state, water vapor or steam. Water covers 71% of the Earth's surface.[2] On Earth, it is found mostly in oceans and other large water bodies, with 1.6% of water below ground in aquifers and 0.001% in the air as vapor, clouds (formed of solid and liquid water particles suspended in air), and precipitation.[3] Oceans hold 97% of surface water, glaciers and polar ice caps 2.4%, and other land surface water such as rivers, lakes and ponds 0.6%. A very small amount of the Earth's water is contained within biological bodies and manufactured products.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:07   

Joe G's maintenance of his prescribed medication regime seems to have dropped off again. Also, we seem to have Skeptic Obliviot back on the other thread, morphing names to avoid his restriction to the BW. Can GoP and AFD truly be far behind we ask ourselves? An FTK revisit and flounce should soon follow.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:14   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,11:25)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21)
Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work.

Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'.

I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question.

I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'.

So very, very sad.

Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?'

You don't calculate CSI you measure it.

Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present.

Excellent.  What device do we use to measure the specified information?  What units is specified information measured in?

Pick any three objects, organisms, or material structures and measure their specified information.  Please explain why you measured them that way and why the results are as they are.

kthnx

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ppb



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(Permalink) Posted: Mar. 29 2010,12:17   

Quote (Joe G @ Mar. 29 2010,12:25)
Quote (OgreMkV @ Mar. 18 2010,20:21)
Dang, he came back and I was too busy at work.

Oh well, he's just a great steaming pile of putrid pachyderm pustulance who's too scared to answer a simple question like 'how to calculate CSI?'.

I guess the fact that Dembski can't answer it either shouldn't inspire to suggest that such a pitiful example of the misery of the human condition could answer such a simple little question.

I guess fame and fortune will never amass to Joe, for he lost all the money he was going to use for research in buying up Grand Nationals when he heard they were 'destined to be a classic'.

So very, very sad.

Why Joe, I had such high hope for you, being the expert in ID and all and lying at the feet (ahem) of the master (in baiting), would explain such an absurdly simple concept as 'how do you calculate specified complexity?'

You don't calculate CSI you measure it.

Well you measure the specified information to see if CSI is present.

Measure it or calculate it, whatever the hell you're supposed to do, you still can't show us you can do anything with it.

ETA: spelling

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"[A scientific theory] describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And it agrees fully with experiment. So I hope you can accept Nature as She is - absurd."
- Richard P. Feynman

  
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