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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,01:45   

Quote (Quidam @ April 01 2008,22:48)
I had to have a cold shower after shopping that one.  It was disturbing on so many levels. I can't pass a High School now without getting some very strange impulses.

I hope you appreciate the suffering I'm going through for your entertainment.

Strange impulses? What like wanting to argue about IDCreationism with sexy 18 year old schoolgirls in pigtails and short skirts?

That's the only impulse I can think of as being strange under those circumstances.

The ones about giving them a darn good rogering are of course perfectly normal, your Honour, and I stand by that.

Your sacrifice is noted. Recompense in the form of a naked Arden Chatfield will be sent to your abode forthwith.

Louis

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,09:02   

Quote (Quidam @ April 01 2008,21:06)
I like the eXXXoelled idea, time for a revision

Umm...

Via a National Technical Means Intercept at Homeland Security, this latest exchange was downloaded and saved:


W. Dembski:
So, what do you get exactly for the $9.50 per minute?

B. Stein:  What? Who IS this?

Dial Tone

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,09:40   

W. Dembski:
So, what do you get exactly for the $9.50 per minute?

You get to explore your fantasy with someone who will agree with anything you say.

"Oooh - show me some specified complexity, sweety."

"Now that's what I call an Explanatory Filter, big boy!"

"I've been naughty, will you expel me again - please, Dr Dr?"

"I'll show you my black box if you show me your flagellum"

"Yeah baby, eject that atheist, now, now - Oh you missed one"

"It's OK Honey, I don't need results. No really it's all right, I'm used to it with cdesign proponentists."

"It's Dover now, or would you like another 5 minutes?"

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:09   

SWEET!  ( or SWEAT?)

Come ON Quidam!  

Stop! - give somebody else a chance to get a Post Of The Week sticker.

Stop!  No! Don't stop...Don't Stop!

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,10:35   

Quote (Quidam @ April 02 2008,15:40)
W. Dembski:
So, what do you get exactly for the $9.50 per minute?

You get to explore your fantasy with someone who will agree with anything you say.

"Oooh - show me some specified complexity, sweety."

"Now that's what I call an Explanatory Filter, big boy!"

"I've been naughty, will you expel me again - please, Dr Dr?"

"I'll show you my black box if you show me your flagellum"

"Yeah baby, eject that atheist, now, now - Oh you missed one"

"It's OK Honey, I don't need results. No really it's all right, I'm used to it with cdesign proponentists."

"It's Dover now, or would you like another 5 minutes?"

Surely it should have ended with Dembski panting the word "Waterloo"?

Louis

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,15:50   

No Bonaparte, no Waterloo.

I don't think Dr Dr could get a Bonaparte, (unless he thinks of DO'L first)

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,17:13   

Quote (Quidam @ April 02 2008,15:50)
No Bonaparte, no Waterloo.

I don't think Dr Dr could get a Bonaparte, (unless he thinks of DO'L first)

And based on all his other poor performance problems in the past, I don't think the Dr. Dr. is gonna have to pony up more that $9.50 either.

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,20:43   

Ben Stein.

Nazis.

Let's mosey on back in that direction, shall we?

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 02 2008,21:44   

Not Nazi enough for you?

Ben can do Nazi Slut too, only $11.32/min


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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,03:07   

Quote (Lou FCD @ April 03 2008,02:43)
Ben Stein.

Nazis.

Let's mosey on back in that direction, shall we?

No! Shan't! I'm going to hold my breath until you let me make willy jokes about Dr Dembski phoning HAWT STEAMY ID Chat lines.

{stands in corner, holding breath}

{stamps foot}

Louis

P.S. Nazi? Stein? Perhaps Stein is only following orders?

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Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,07:05   

Quote (Louis @ April 03 2008,04:07)
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 03 2008,02:43)
Ben Stein.

Nazis.

Let's mosey on back in that direction, shall we?

No! Shan't! I'm going to hold my breath until you let me make willy jokes about Dr Dembski phoning HAWT STEAMY ID Chat lines.

{stands in corner, holding breath}

{stamps foot}

Louis

P.S. Nazi? Stein? Perhaps Stein is only following orders?

Now see, you could have gone the much pithier route of "Jawohl Herr Kommandant!".

That would have been funny.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,07:27   

Quote (Lou FCD @ April 03 2008,13:05)
Quote (Louis @ April 03 2008,04:07)
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 03 2008,02:43)
Ben Stein.

Nazis.

Let's mosey on back in that direction, shall we?

No! Shan't! I'm going to hold my breath until you let me make willy jokes about Dr Dembski phoning HAWT STEAMY ID Chat lines.

{stands in corner, holding breath}

{stamps foot}

Louis

P.S. Nazi? Stein? Perhaps Stein is only following orders?

Now see, you could have gone the much pithier route of "Jawohl Herr Kommandant!".

That would have been funny.

Dammit did I screw up again?

In that case I shall redeem myself by some means fair or foul, oh yes I shall. I just don't know what it is yet.

Louis

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,08:18   

Quote (Lou FCD @ April 03 2008,07:05)
Quote (Louis @ April 03 2008,04:07)
 
Quote (Lou FCD @ April 03 2008,02:43)
Ben Stein.

Nazis.

Let's mosey on back in that direction, shall we?

No! Shan't! I'm going to hold my breath until you let me make willy jokes about Dr Dembski phoning HAWT STEAMY ID Chat lines.

{stands in corner, holding breath}

{stamps foot}

Louis

P.S. Nazi? Stein? Perhaps Stein is only following orders?

Now see, you could have gone the much pithier route of "Jawohl Herr Kommandant!".

That would have been funny.

Ach!  General Lou FCD !  How Goot to see you again!

Ve vere chust talking about what a Great Moderator you are, weren't we , Ja?

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,10:05   



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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,11:06   

YES!  Me Likey!

Every generation has its Rebel Without A Clue.

Like some one who paints over an X with another X.


Can I has to update my Sig Line?

edited for maximum coolness

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
midwifetoad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 03 2008,11:18   

Toad's gift to the world.

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FutureMD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2008,20:51   

Hope I'm not too late to the photoshops

http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bensteinliesmementomv4.jpg

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2008,21:00   

Quote (FutureMD @ April 17 2008,21:51)
Hope I'm not too late to the photoshops

http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bensteinliesmementomv4.jpg

It's never too late for photoshops.

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FutureMD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 17 2008,21:06   


fixed it to show the picture

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 18 2008,01:59   

Quote (FutureMD @ April 18 2008,03:06)

fixed it to show the picture

Love your work!

Well done.

Louis

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godsilove



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(Permalink) Posted: April 18 2008,02:16   

Some veritable photoshop geniuses in this thread.  Keep up the great work!

   
Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 18 2008,12:50   

Yes, well, I do not possess fabulous photoshop talents.

I’m just a humble pseudoscience watcher who decided to blow up the famous still from the Patterson-Gimlin film of “Patty”



and found another film that Ben Neinstein won’t acknowledge as having done for some $$$.



Too bad – he never saw any of the major moulah that the “Patty” footage made for other people, either! :D

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pop16



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2008,10:42   


Their MySpace-Expelled poll 26/4 kl. 16.25

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 26 2008,18:48   

Quote (pop16 @ April 26 2008,10:42)

Their MySpace-Expelled poll 26/4 kl. 16.25

pop16 - Pretty damn good first post!  

Watch out Quidam - there's a new kid in town...

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
pop16



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,05:39   

Quote (J-Dog @ April 26 2008,18:48)
pop16 - Pretty damn good first post!

Thanks!
As "my" server is temporary down. Here is a link to the image on another server:
http://www.evolutionsteori.se/images/expelled_poll.jpg

  
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,06:28   

Quote (pop16 @ April 27 2008,06:39)
Quote (J-Dog @ April 26 2008,18:48)
pop16 - Pretty damn good first post!

Thanks!
As "my" server is temporary down. Here is a link to the image on another server:
http://www.evolutionsteori.se/images/expelled_poll.jpg

It is a good first post, but at the bottom, shouldn't it read  
Quote
"MySpace by Spun Media"
?

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,10:28   

Quote (J-Dog @ April 26 2008,17:48)
Watch out Quidam - there's a new kid in town...


Young Punks!
Too slow on the draw

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,11:30   

and when PhotoShop Artists do battle -  We Win!

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Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,13:04   

This I didn't know:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Weikart

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Weikart is best known for his 2004 book From Darwin to Hitler, Evolutionary Ethics, Eugenics and Racism in Germany.[2][3] This is controversial because of his association with the Discovery Institute that partly funded his research. Political Science professor Larry Arnhart states that "Weikart's book was financed by the Discovery Institute as part of their 'wedge strategy' for attacking Darwinian science as morally corrupting in its atheism."[4] This strategy aims to "defeat [the] materialist world view" represented by the theory of evolution in favor of "a science consonant with Christian and theistic convictions."[5]


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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 27 2008,18:59   

It's all pretty incestuous.  

Isn't it great that we have the wedge document to predict their every move.  One day they'lll realize it's been made public and work out a new strategy.

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