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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,00:11   

Thursday, September the 11th.

Things are heating up at the Kairos Focus Institute. I was working on strategic budgeting with the treasurer (who is also me) when my neighbour Milton shouted "Gordon, mon, whatchadoin in your garden shed on a looooovely day like this, ya daft bugger?"

NUCLEAR TRIPWIRE. My initial reaction was to reach for Mister Leathers and dish out some biblical correction, but my logical mind quickly ran the numbers*

1 ==> Mister Leathers was unfortunately hung over the fireplace indoors where the whole family can see him and so keep their thoughts pure

2==> Milton is very athletic and outweighs me be about 60 lbs. His handsome frame just ripples with taught, lean muscle and I'm sure he is *very* capable.

3==> For some reason I'd developed an erection thinking about [2==>] which I did not want Milton to see.

By the time the swelling had subsided (unassisted!) Milton was long gone but I'm making a note here in case St Peter or Jesus (or Santa) wants a memorialized account of his wrong doings in the future.

I should really look into soundproofing the KiarosFocus institute:



I'll form a committee once these current constitutional crises have passed.

Okay I'm off around town to spread the word, Koooool-style, using youth outreach. I'm We're calling this initiative KF Youth Outreach Around We're going to touch some youngsters today. I put the fliers up yesterday so I'm hoping for a good reaction. Updates later.

*Run the numbers doesn't have to involve any math. We design theorists do this all the time.

P.S. I see constable Delroy taping on the window pointing to one of my fliers he's holding. I expect they want to recognize my efforts! Updates later.

GEM of TKI xxx

Edited by Richardthughes on Mar. 07 2014,23:27

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The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,03:06   

I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

Edited by The whole truth on Sep. 12 2012,01:13

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,03:36   

Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,09:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

Sergeant-at-Arms: Leathers, M.

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JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,03:46   

Quote (Richardthughes @ Sep. 12 2012,06:11)
*Run the numbers doesn't have to involve any math. We design theorists do this all the time.

By 'running the numbers' he means creating long numbered bullet point lists. Some of the numbers are prime, therefore design, because without a divine authority numbers would be meaningless ... etc, pps, ppps/fn

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,05:41   

Quote (Amadan @ Sep. 12 2012,01:36)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,09:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

Sergeant-at-Arms: Leathers, M.

Ah yes, in the Kairos Focus Institute's department of correction.

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,05:59   

Can we make this into a Choose Your Own Adventure thread?

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fusilier



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,07:19   



No, we are not worthy of that post.  thankyouthankyouthankyou

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fusilier
James 2:24

  
OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,07:56   

Aug 25th, 2012

Dear Diary,

There was an educational crisis in the country today.  Fortunately, the leaders of our great nation came to me for advice.  It's truly humbling that they recognize intelligence, leadership, and coolness in a crisis situation.  I truly feel blessed that I chose to make this paradise nation my home.

Fortunately for our educational system, I was able to get the kindergarten toilet unclogged in just a few hours.

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Ignored by those who can't provide evidence for their claims.

http://skepticink.com/smilodo....retreat

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,08:27   

Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,11:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

You forgot unctuous malthusian psychophant.



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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,08:33   



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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,10:00   

Dear Diary,
Yet another argument with the neighbour over the fence between our back garden. Well, to be more precise, the gate between the gardens.

It's been there a long time and recently the lock failed. The neighbour went out and bought a bolt.

Of course, I immediately replaced it with a latch as a latch is the only thing possible in this situation that could even begin to keep the gate securely closed. He insisted that a bolt would do just as good a job, and that in fact a bolt had been there all along until it had finally rusted away. Of course, he was mistaken. Despite the fact that he then provided "photographs" that happened to have the gate in the background I knew I was right. Who are you going to trust, me or your lyin eyes?

So, anyway, since that day all I heard from the neighbour was a muffled *bang* and that was the last of it. He's obviously entranced by my "ALWAYS LINKED" that I linked him to and is working his way through each page, carefully making notes. That noise, which sounded like something muffled perhaps by a pillow, was obviously him locking and bolting his door - once he saw my "ALWAYS LINKED" he knew he was in for the full ride!

Once day somebody is going to ask me a question about my "ALWAYS LINKED", I just know it!

Edited by oldmanintheskydidntdoit on Sep. 12 2012,10:00

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
sparc



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,13:33   

Quote (k.e.. @ Sep. 12 2012,08:27)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,11:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

You forgot unctuous malthusian psychophant.


Did he give up his position as the world's leading Lewontin exeget lately?

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"[...] the type of information we find in living systems is beyond the creative means of purely material processes [...] Who or what is such an ultimate source of information? [...] from a theistic perspective, such an information source would presumably have to be God."

- William Dembski -

   
damitall



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,13:37   

Dear Diary

Unfortunately, there seem to be no Constitutional Crises requiring my attention just now.

However, this gives me a chance to spend some time scouring the internet for evidence of Sinfulness and Evil, preferably young-looking and unclad, to share with my friends the Chief of Police and the Attorney General.

They seem to have changed their phone numbers and email addresses, though.

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,16:50   

The Lord Moves In Mysterious ways!

Praise Jaysus, but I am so moved by the Power & The Glory , that verily I must nominateth this Gem Of Icky Thread For The Postes Ofeth The Weak!

Can I get an Amen???

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 12 2012,19:51   

Quote (J-Dog @ Sep. 12 2012,14:50)
The Lord Moves In Mysterious ways!

Praise Jaysus, but I am so moved by the Power & The Glory , that verily I must nominateth this Gem Of Icky Thread For The Postes Ofeth The Weak!

Can I get an Amen???



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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,07:09   

Quote (sparc @ Sep. 12 2012,21:33)
Quote (k.e.. @ Sep. 12 2012,08:27)
 
Quote (The whole truth @ Sep. 12 2012,11:06)
I've done a little research and found a list of the personnel and their titles at the Kairos Focus Institute (aka Kyrospastics R us):

1. President and COO: gordon e mullings
2. Vice president: gordon e mullings
3. Secretary: gordon e mullings
4. Treasurer: gordon e mullings
5. Janitor: gordon e mullings
6. Telemarketer: gordon e mullings
7. Strawman erector/attacker: gordon e mullings
8: Red herring producer: gordon e mullings
9: Ad hominem oiler: gordon e mullings
10: Distractor: gordon e mullings
11: Reality denier: gordon e mullings
12: History distorter: gordon e mullings
13: Plato brandisher: gordon e mullings
14: Spittle spewer: gordon e mullings
15: Executive in charge of verbosity, confusion, and evasion: gordon e mullings
16: Chief Darwin and science hater: gordon e mullings
17: IDiot: gordon e mullings
18: Specialist in sanctimonious, evangelical, fundamentalist, dominionist, creationist, biblical inerrantist god zombie-ism: gordon e mullings
19: Operations manager in charge of cowardice, blustering, bullshitting, lies, delusions, fake crises, and wanking : gordon e mullings
20: Prudeness and self-importance administrator: gordon e mullings



ETA: This list is partial.

You forgot unctuous malthusian psychophant.


Did he give up his position as the world's leading Lewontin exeget lately?

Wot? Is KF against automated tomatoe picking?

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"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
BillB



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,07:28   

Quote (oldmanintheskydidntdoit @ Sep. 12 2012,16:00)
Dear Diary,
Yet another argument with the neighbour over the fence between our back garden. Well, to be more precise, the gate between the gardens.

It's been there a long time and recently the lock failed. The neighbour went out and bought a bolt.

Of course, I immediately replaced it with a latch as a latch is the only thing possible in this situation that could even begin to keep the gate securely closed. He insisted that a bolt would do just as good a job, and that in fact a bolt had been there all along until it had finally rusted away. Of course, he was mistaken. Despite the fact that he then provided "photographs" that happened to have the gate in the background I knew I was right. Who are you going to trust, me or your lyin eyes?

So, anyway, since that day all I heard from the neighbour was a muffled *bang* and that was the last of it. He's obviously entranced by my "ALWAYS LINKED" that I linked him to and is working his way through each page, carefully making notes. That noise, which sounded like something muffled perhaps by a pillow, was obviously him locking and bolting his door - once he saw my "ALWAYS LINKED" he knew he was in for the full ride!

Once day somebody is going to ask me a question about my "ALWAYS LINKED", I just know it!

(sorry, couldn't resist:)
Dear Diary,
Yet another argument with the neighbour over the fence between our back garden. Well, to be more precise, the gate between the gardens.

It's been there a long time and recently the latch failed. The neighbour went out and bought a bolt!!!

Of course, I immediately replaced the latch but my neighbour insisted that there had always been a bolt there and that it had just rusted away. Of course, he was mistaken. Despite the fact that he then provided "photographs" which he claimed depicted a bolt on the gate it was, dear onlookers, clearly a type of latch which, whilst having the appearance of a bolt, was clearly and intelligently designed to perform a pseudo semi latching function.

  
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,14:29   

Thursday, September the 13th.

BYDAND! BYDAND and once again BYDAND.

Constable Delroy is an example of the evo-mat corruption, Alinsky-style that confucius warned us about from his cave. He's been programmed by that subversive ideology that let's him think that "moral relativism" and parental choice provides better morality than that of the Lord working through the Kiros Focus initiative.

1 ==>When is it ever INAPPROPRIATE to spread the word?

2==>When is it ever INAPPROPRIATE to blinker impressionable young minds from this ephemeral existence and show them the truth?

3==>When is it ever INAPPROPRIATE to force my views on bad parents (I've not met them, but we are all born sinners).?

And what in goodness' name is a "reacharound"? I shall google with Mister Leathers tonight.

This just highlights why the state has no business in one of the churches' main roles, indoctrinating kids with the truth. Freedom to think for themselves can only end in them disagreeing with me. Even the ones that read the bible don't understand it like *I* understand it, which is CORRECTLY.

I have started work with our education liaison (also me) to come up with a plan for this constitutional crisis.

1==> change Montserrat from British overseas territory to Theocracy

2==> Establish Religious laws based on bible, this dairy plus my other works

3==> Establish "Guantanamo style re-education centers" [working title] I'm still in the design phase, using not-to-scale MS paint.

SHIT SHIT I've got to run, Mrs KF is here and I haven't done the dishes. update later.

Edited by Richardthughes on Sep. 13 2012,14:32

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
"ATBC poster child", "I have to agree with Rich.." : DaveTard
"I bow to your superior skills" : deadman_932
"...it was Richardthughes making me lie in bed.." : Kristine

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 13 2012,20:07   

Diary of Gordon's Neighbor.

The madman is back. He confronted me today about the new bolt I put on the gate. He kept babbling about quasi latching and semi latching and quasi semi latching as if they were some strange eldritch wisdom from beyond time. Then with an abrupt shudder his manner changed and he began to speak of PS's, pps's, ppps's, and so on. I think a urinary tract infection may lie at the root of his madness.

Later.

Apparently, I had another visit from the madman next door.  I found a wet mishapen sockpuppet filled with sippie straws. There was a sinister note attached filled with odd and arcane references to burning oil.

Nightime.

I fear night most of all. The madman next door turns into a gibbering, shreiking ghoul who cavorts and capers around my house. His features take on a strangely repellent batrychian cast. I fear the end is near...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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FTK: I Didn't answer your questions because it beats the hell out of me.

PaV: I suppose for me to be pried away from what I do to focus long and hard on that particular problem would take, quite honestly, hundreds of thousands of dollars to begin to pique my interest.

   
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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,17:40   

I had the dream again.  

I was standing brave-heartedly before the assembled hordes of marauding scotchmen delivering my inspirational words to spur them in the battle against the hated sassynaks. I had asked the hordes if they'd had their tea and they had replied in the negative, "No Bydand No". So I told them how one of the sassynaks had made a vicious remark about my Sporran and another had made an oil-soaked homo ad remark about my man-skirt being a kilt of some kind. I told them that they could expect a sound thrashing from mr Leathers as soon as I regained consciousness and then they just laughed some more (the sassynaks not the assembled hordes). Unfortunately at this point I may have soiled my under-under-underpants and before you say it, there's nay rule which says a find upstanding scotchish lard kanney weir three pairs of underpants beneath his outer-underpant.

edit: typos and declarificiation.
edit also: braveheart.

  
MichaelJ



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 15 2012,19:48   

15-Sep: Joe is coming to Monseratt tomorrow. I am so excited that I can hardly contain Mr Leathers. I have had 3 oil-soaked baths so to relax. I have polished the gladiator outfits and bookmarked the disgusting web sites to show Joe.
16-Sep: A terrible day, a veritable constitutional crisis. Joe was held up in customs when they discovered his melon rinds and mites. I went straight to my good friend the chief of police but the police station was closed (again). I'm sure I saw the front doors open when I drove in. Anyway I went to the airport and cleared it up. Joe didn't help matters when he listed his occupation as "ID scientist and top secret stuff".

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,08:11   

Dear Diary, I just found out that some heathen named AFDave won the very prestigious AtBC TARD of the Year contest. I'm gutted. All that training and preparation wasted.

AND HE's retired!!

I suspect foul play and strawman votes.

P.S. I'll be complaining to the Montserrat Elections Commission.

P.P.S. I expect to win next year.



KFtard©

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
oldmanintheskydidntdoit



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,12:02   

Dear Diary,
Today I noticed that a pretend diary has been created over at the fever swamp, purportedly created by me.

It's almost got 1000 views. And it's only been around a week. That means that my IOSE "always linked", which has been around 5 odd years, has been seen by 1000 less people then a fake VERY UNFUNNY joke diary!

How can my carefully crafted spew of words be 1000 times less popular then a VERY UNFUNNY joke based on me?

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I also mentioned that He'd have to give me a thorough explanation as to *why* I must "eat human babies".
FTK

if there are even critical flaws in Gauger’s work, the evo mat narrative cannot stand
Gordon Mullings

  
Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 17 2012,15:59   

This was a great read in the AM. Thanks.

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"Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy."

L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 18 2012,09:31   

Dear Diary.

Nothing happened yesterday or today.

I MUST make Montserrat the world intellectual center of ID.

Tomorrow I will make an appointment with the Governor if he will see me to discuss. I hope he's forgotten about the statue 'incident'.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 18 2012,19:12   

Tuesday September 18th

BYDAND!

I have just learned that my dear, sweet sister, Precious, is the subject of a turnabout evo-mat hit peace that clouds the air with the poisonous fumes from a strawman laced with red herring oil of ad hominem.

If the BBC keep this up then I will have to petition for Montserrat to withdraw its affiliation with the United Kingdom - this is a nuclear tripwire and no mistake.

EVO MAT LIES

Edited by Richardthughes on Sep. 18 2012,19:13

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k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2012,09:28   

Dear Diary,

I've been confused lately when onlookers logged into UD.

First onlookers misspelled his name.

Dearest Diary you must think me a fool but I didn't see the missing 's'.

I promise to be more vigilant next time.

For instance if strawman logs in I'll be ready for him, mark my words.

K.F Tard ©

P.S. Onlookers has been baninated.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2012,10:44   



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You're obviously illiterate as hell. Peach, bro.-FtK

Finding something hard to believe based on the evidence, is science.-JoeG

the odds of getting some loathsome taint are low-- Gordon E Mullings Manjack Heights Montserrat

I work on molecular systems with pathway charts and such.-Giggles

  
keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 19 2012,16:18   

Dear Diary,

Spent a very pleasurable evening sticking pins into my Lewontin doll with my free hand.  Must do this more often.

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The whole truth



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 20 2012,03:39   

Dear diary, after the fun with my Lewontin doll I decided to do my twice daily ritual of admiring myself in the mirror while chanting I AM GOD I AM GOD I AM GOD! BYDAND! Then I re-read my always linked for the 47,666th time because it is SO brilliant. The world will soon be knocking on the door of my Kairos Focus Institute and I will be justifiably recognized and revered as the new messiah and ultimate authority of the entire universe. The blaspheming, amoral, Alinsky-ist evomats will soon be crushed under the feet of the crusading army of GEM worshipers who flock to be within the extra-cosmic aura of my unparalleled wisdom, righteousness, purity, and humility. Any minute now the GEM worshipers will arrive in their multitudes. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now. Any minute now.

GEM of TKI

P.S. I just farted anally expelled a gastric cloud of loathsome taint. It felt good. FOR RECORD. END.

Edited by The whole truth on Sep. 20 2012,01:46

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Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Jesus in Matthew 10:34

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. -Jesus in Luke 19:27

   
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