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Arctodus23 Posts: 145 Joined: Mar. 2013 (Permalink) Posted: May 19 2013,20:46    Obama, was at AREA 51 ,  negotiating, with ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He said, "Here's a deal, I'll give you access to the Inter-webs, if you do a little trick...Thou Shalt Explodeth thy Kepler stationeth!" He commanded them further, "You shall, gain access to SETI , and disrupt the system(s)." So, the aliens went, and burnt the data the Kepler had recorded, and bashed, and smashed, Kepler to pieces! Then, Obama, went and broke into SETI, and stopped the system(s) from receiving signals, and aliens burnt the building. Obama gave them access, to the WWW, and Obama fled. He left no evidence, that it was him. -------------- Science is the only accurate method of finding knowledge.

Woodbine Posts: 454 Joined: June 2007 (Permalink) Posted: May 19 2013,23:31    Put down the Coast 2 Coast AM. Step away from the Coast 2 Coast AM.

Arctodus23 Posts: 145 Joined: Mar. 2013 (Permalink) Posted: May 20 2013,12:09    Obama, has just, gone to Iraq, and blown up, the oil stations! You must hide, Obama will shut down, YOUR GAS COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He uses HIS POWER, HIS MONEY, HIS SUPPORT, to make you starve. He will not allow any fires in YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has already, shut off the Gas Companies of Toronto, Dallas Tx, Berea Oh, and Much More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will make you freeze in your own home. You must move, to another country. And, even worse, he's a SEX OFFENDER!!!!!!! -------------- Science is the only accurate method of finding knowledge.

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