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Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: April 08 2010,13:05   

He's right, though - all the ID "theory" is just evolutionary "theory". Not very good, but still evolution rather than ID.

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Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2010,18:01   

Like an inverse-whale, rising to the surface to fart, our favorite pudgy toy, Paul Nelson, has been sighted.

Over at Evo Whine and Snooze, our Nelson poots forth the following:

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One could run an entire graduate philosophy of science seminar, exploring the many implications of Clarke's Third Law. In fact, I may do that some day soon.


"I may do that some day soon."

How many times have we heard that Nelson old fruit, how many?

I may write my monograph.  I may write a book.  I may do this.  I may do that.

Or, I may just sink back into the primordial ooze and take a nap.  More like it, I suspect.

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: Aug. 31 2010,18:28   

Quote (Doc Bill @ Aug. 31 2010,16:01)
Like an inverse-whale, rising to the surface to fart, our favorite pudgy toy, Paul Nelson, has been sighted.

(snip)

I may write my monograph. I may write a book. I may do this. I may do that.

Or, I may just sink back into the primordial ooze and take a nap. More like it, I suspect.

?? Paul Nelson is a closet utod???

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keiths



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2010,01:11   

Quote (Doc Bill @ Aug. 31 2010,16:01)
Like an inverse-whale, rising to the surface to fart, our favorite pudgy toy, Paul Nelson, has been sighted.

Over at Evo Whine and Snooze, our Nelson poots forth the following:

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One could run an entire graduate philosophy of science seminar, exploring the many implications of Clarke's Third Law. In fact, I may do that some day soon.


"I may do that some day soon."

How many times have we heard that Nelson old fruit, how many?

I may write my monograph. I may write a book. I may do this. I may do that.

Or, I may just sink back into the primordial ooze and take a nap. More like it, I suspect.

Just this past April Paul was describing "version 1.0" of his "ontogenetic depth" theory as "utterly inadequate" and promising a series of articles on his new, improved "OD 2.0".

Nary an article appeared.

Jesus,  Paul.

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Quack



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(Permalink) Posted: Sep. 01 2010,06:31   

I promise never to mention it again but since the subject has been raised:

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"I may do that some day soon."

How many times have we heard that Nelson old fruit, how many?

I may write my monograph. I may write a book. I may do this. I may do that.


That's nothing compared to what I might have done but never did and never will do.

Hi there, Nelson: I believe our paths on the web may have crossed sometime long ago. Seems you are still stuck in the same groove.

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olegt



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2011,06:55   

Happy Paul Nelson Day, everyone!

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2011,08:27   

Thanks Paul! Thanks to you, I am the very model of efficiencey, and if you manage to keep this up, you'll be late to ID's funeral.

Can you all please join me, and give it up for PAUL NELSON - The FIRST winner of the Golden Slimey Snail Award!

edited for More Slimeyness

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OgreMkV



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2011,08:28   

Quote (J-Dog @ April 07 2011,08:27)
Thanks Paul! Thanks to you, I am the very model of efficiencey, and if you manage to keep this up, you'll be late to ID's funeral.

Can you all please join me, and give it up for PAUL NELSON - The FIRST winner of the Golden Snail Award!

If the past is any indication, we'll be clapping for 6 months just waiting for him to get to the stage.

He came here a few times didn't he?

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Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 07 2011,11:10   

Happy Paul Nelson Day!

I take it all back.  Paul is definitely not like an inverse-whale that rises to the surface to fart.  A whale would have a brain.

No, Paul is more like a methane/hydrogen sulfide bubble that takes about a year to form on the ocean floor before it rises to the surface with a grand *poot*

Out at Evo Whine and Cheese, the great Nelson writes the following:

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I was supposed to do this a year ago -- well, long before that, too -- but a glacier passed me on the interstate, and then I ran out of gas, got so depressed that I threw my notes into a box, and...oh, never mind. Let's get started.

After the second entry in this series (part II), we'll open up the comments section for your responses. Complete citations and additional reading will also be compiled at the end of part II.

1. Introduction: Why A Biological Distance That's Currently Impossible to Measure, Ontogenetic Depth, Nevertheless Really Matters to Evolutionary Theory


After "currently impossible to measure" I stopped reading.  It was just too painful.

OMFG!  I hate to break the news to you, Paul, but even the totally batshit insane Naziphile, Klinghoffer, writes better stuff than this.

See you next year, Pauly!

  
fnxtr



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(Permalink) Posted: April 08 2011,09:48   

Quote (Doc Bill @ April 07 2011,09:10)
 
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1. Introduction: Why A Biological Distance That's Currently Impossible to Measure, Ontogenetic Depth, Nevertheless Really Matters to Evolutionary Theory

"How far is it to the next rest stop?"

"No idea. I've never actually looked. But it's too far. Even you start walking now, your great-great grandchildren won't make it."

"How do you know?"

"Jesus told me."

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Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 08 2011,14:40   

Ohhhhhh!  They've opened up comments on Pauly's Opus Flatus 2!

Count so far is 4 comments, all creationists, total content zero.

Not bad for seven year's work.

  
MichaelJ



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(Permalink) Posted: April 09 2011,00:00   

Quote (Doc Bill @ April 09 2011,05:40)
Ohhhhhh! They've opened up comments on Pauly's Opus Flatus 2!

Count so far is 4 comments, all creationists, total content zero.

Not bad for seven year's work.

Actually 3 comments. 2 are from Paul Nelson. I wonder how many are being held back.

  
paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: April 09 2011,12:48   

After reading those OD posts, I feel a CSI headache coming on...kinda like when you're trying to see through a thick fog...right before you plow into the back of a white van without tail lights.

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Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2011,01:00   

I really think that Paul is mentally retarded and that it's tantamount to child abuse to allow him to post his delusional writings.

Who's minding this guy?  Yo, you're slipping on the job!

  
Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2011,13:08   

Poor Arthur Hunt, pity him!  He's trying to teach some basic biology to Paul Nelson.

It's like trying to explain the Theory of Relativity to a mentally retarded person:

Art:  OK, Paul, imagine you're riding a beam of light.

Paul:  Oh, goodie, I like rides.  And bowling.

Art:  Right.  OK, you're riding a beam of light ...

Paul:  Won't I fall off?

Art:  No, Paul, you won't fall off.  So, imagine you're on ...

Paul:  What color is the light, Art, can I have a red light?

Art:  Sure, Paul, any color you want.  OK, so ...

Paul:  I want a blue light, Art!  Blue like Hawaii.  Bowling!

Art:  Great, Paul, just great.  OK, so you're riding this beam of light and ...

Paul:  Look, Art, I'm riding it on my belly.  It's a surfboard!

Art:  Whatever, Paul.  OK, so you're riding this beam of light and ...

Paul:  Hang ten, Art!  Cowabunga, dude!

Art:  Jesus fucking christ, Paul, can you pay the fuck attention for five fucking minutes?  Is that too damn much to fucking ask?

Paul:  You said bad words, Art.

Art:  Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you fat, stupid moron fuckity fuck fucktard!!!!

Paul:  It's always the same with you atheist materialists.  When you realize you have no argument you resort to uncivil ad hominim insults.  Civility just isn't your strength, I guess.

  
JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2011,13:21   

Quote (Doc Bill @ April 15 2011,11:08)
Poor Arthur Hunt, pity him! He's trying to teach some basic biology to Paul Nelson.

Indian proverb: "Like playing the flute to the water buffalo."

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2011,13:46   

Quote (Doc Bill @ April 15 2011,19:08)
Poor Arthur Hunt, pity him! He's trying to teach some basic biology to Paul Nelson.

It's like trying to explain the Theory of Relativity to a mentally retarded person:

Art: OK, Paul, imagine you're riding a beam of light.

Paul: Oh, goodie, I like rides. And bowling.

Art: Right. OK, you're riding a beam of light ...

Paul: Won't I fall off?

Art: No, Paul, you won't fall off. So, imagine you're on ...

Paul: What color is the light, Art, can I have a red light?

Art: Sure, Paul, any color you want. OK, so ...

Paul: I want a blue light, Art! Blue like Hawaii. Bowling!

Art: Great, Paul, just great. OK, so you're riding this beam of light and ...

Paul: Look, Art, I'm riding it on my belly. It's a surfboard!

Art: Whatever, Paul. OK, so you're riding this beam of light and ...

Paul: Hang ten, Art! Cowabunga, dude!

Art: Jesus fucking christ, Paul, can you pay the fuck attention for five fucking minutes? Is that too damn much to fucking ask?

Paul: You said bad words, Art.

Art: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you fat, stupid moron fuckity fuck fucktard!!!!

Paul: It's always the same with you atheist materialists. When you realize you have no argument you resort to uncivil ad hominim insults. Civility just isn't your strength, I guess.

POTW? At least it made me laugh, a lot!

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paragwinn



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2011,14:29   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 15 2011,13:46)
Quote (Doc Bill @ April 15 2011,19:08)
Poor Arthur Hunt, pity him! He's trying to teach some basic biology to Paul Nelson.

It's like trying to explain the Theory of Relativity to a mentally retarded person:

Art: OK, Paul, imagine you're riding a beam of light.

Paul: Oh, goodie, I like rides. And bowling.

Art: Right. OK, you're riding a beam of light ...

Paul: Won't I fall off?

Art: No, Paul, you won't fall off. So, imagine you're on ...

Paul: What color is the light, Art, can I have a red light?

Art: Sure, Paul, any color you want. OK, so ...

Paul: I want a blue light, Art! Blue like Hawaii. Bowling!

Art: Great, Paul, just great. OK, so you're riding this beam of light and ...

Paul: Look, Art, I'm riding it on my belly. It's a surfboard!

Art: Whatever, Paul. OK, so you're riding this beam of light and ...

Paul: Hang ten, Art! Cowabunga, dude!

Art: Jesus fucking christ, Paul, can you pay the fuck attention for five fucking minutes? Is that too damn much to fucking ask?

Paul: You said bad words, Art.

Art: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you fat, stupid moron fuckity fuck fucktard!!!!

Paul: It's always the same with you atheist materialists. When you realize you have no argument you resort to uncivil ad hominim insults. Civility just isn't your strength, I guess.

POTW? At least it made me laugh, a lot!

Seconding!

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All women build up a resistance [to male condescension]. Apparently, ID did not predict that. -Kristine 4-19-11
F/Ns to F/Ns to F/Ns etc. The whole thing is F/N ridiculous -Seversky on KF footnote fetish 8-20-11
Sigh. Really Bill? - Barry Arrington

  
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 15 2011,15:11   

Thirding... Just another episode of "UD: As The Tard Turns"

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
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