Joined: Dec. 2006
Friends! Do you have an old, unloved and unwanted and perhaps banned by UD Sock Puppet? * Well...
NOW IS THE TIME to do a little spring cleaning, and restore all the lustor and charm that your puppet once exhibited! You can do it for science, and it will cost everybody's favorite waste of money - The Discovery Institute - even more money to try and get money out of you - as they will mail you expensive requests for money at least 4-6 times a year.
And Now It's Here!
My Brand New DI Spring 2011 Begging For Money Mailer!
Onlookers, I URGE you all to get your puppet(s) to get signed up on the DI mailing list ASAP. Even though they have big money backers, and a laughable, and probably illegal non-profit tax ID #, the DI still has to pay someone to run off the 4-color shiney paper crapola supreme Lying For Jesus mailings that they send out.
So sign up now and you can get your very own C.S. Lewis Fellow Program mailer, and your very own 2011 Summer Seminar on ID! DO IT NOW!
Make the D I spend their money uselessly. It's the least you can do.
So go to their website, sign your puppet up, and have that lovely expensive mail sent to either your address, or that of a local favorite sports team or funeral parlor.
* this is so obviously a joke, so shut up about it Casey. Nobody here would ever, ever, ever, ever, do anything as crass, childish and as much fun as to actually do this.
Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10
Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08
UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11