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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:01   

It's the documentary of how the DI and affiliated tards get reamed in court, the lies that are told through the exploritory process. etc.

Angelina Jolie Plays ERV. Clooney plays PZ. Kevin Miller Plays Hitler..

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:11   

No, I think that Jonathan Wells should have a dual role. He gets to play both himself and Hitler. Shouldn't be too much of a stretch for him.

Of course, we'd still need to find a role for Luskin. And Fafarman!

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Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:18   

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.  And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk.

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:25   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 10 2008,14:11)
No, I think that Jonathan Wells should have a dual role. He gets to play both himself and Hitler. Shouldn't be too much of a stretch for him.

Of course, we'd still need to find a role for Luskin. And Fafarman!

Luskin plays The Weasel!

Unfortunately, the weasel gets run over quite early in the film.  One of the EVIL ID Scientists, (Dembski, played by Don Knots, and assisted by his evil clown DaveScot, played by Jim Nabors), resurrect the weasel and try to insert both a backbone and brain into him.  Alas and alack however, as weasels were just not designed to handle a brain and a backbone, and Luskin is ejected onto the trash heap off history.

Dr. Dr. Dembski is forced to look for other unwitting victims volunteer at UD, and hilarity ensues.

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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:26   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,14:18)
And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk.

Casting Call !!!!!

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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,14:29   

Ben Stein as JAVison!!!

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Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:01   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,14:18)
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.  And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk.

No, I think Atkinson is perfect for the role of Denyse. Christopher Walken seems better as Dembski...

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:05   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 10 2008,15:01)
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,14:18)
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.  And the challenging role of Casey Luskin is handled by a trained chipmunk.

No, I think Atkinson is perfect for the role of Denyse. Christopher Walken seems better as Dembski...

I think Walken is tired of playing villains.[CODE][/CODE]

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:42   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 10 2008,13:18)
Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) plays Dembski.  Danny DeVito plays Behe.

Dr. Dr. Beanski


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Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,15:48   

Brad Dourif has got to play Dembski.

Grima Wormtongue :: Bill Dembski. See?

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JohnW



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,16:05   

I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  Also:

Dembski (in the courtroom scene): Claude Rains.
Howard Ahmanson: Donald Pleasance
DaveTard: Chris Barrie (aka Arnold Rimmer)

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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,16:48   

Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05)
I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  



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Kristine



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,20:08   

Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05)
I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  Also:

Dembski (in the courtroom scene): Claude Rains.
Howard Ahmanson: Donald Pleasance
DaveTard: Chris Barrie (aka Arnold Rimmer)

I'm shocked at you guys. Something wrong with finger puppets?

Parrots?

Trained monkeys and apes?


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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2008,20:14   

I had to jump into my ROFLcopter to escape the LOLocaust* after looking at those pictures...




*Not caused by Darwin

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,00:06   

Quote (Quidam @ April 10 2008,16:48)
Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05)
I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  


:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Early leader for Photoshop Of The Year

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Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,12:00   

Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 11 2008,00:06)
Quote (Quidam @ April 10 2008,16:48)
 
Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05)
I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  


:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Early leader for Photoshop Of The Year

Photoshop? *squints*

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,12:20   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 11 2008,12:00)
Quote (Occam's Aftershave @ April 11 2008,00:06)
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Quote (JohnW @ April 10 2008,15:05)
I agree with Albatrossity.  Rowan Atkinson plays Denyse.  


:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Early leader for Photoshop Of The Year

Photoshop? *squints*

Rich - Yes, Photoshop.   Clearly Denyse is not actually this good-looking. Time to get the eyes checked.

HTH :)

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UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,12:35   

Is it just me who thinks that this film should be a porno?

Right from the outset I should stress that I do not see any of the characters being played by themselves.

Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust. Cheesy music, poor production values, very little resemblence to reality....need I say more?

Perhaps people should think about just what DaveTard and crew do to Dembski before signing off on this suggestion as a strictly hetero production. I think that the UD scenes should be represented as a frustratingly impotent and flatulent homosexual orgy, with occasional visitors in masks popping in and poking the regulars in sensitive areas with sticks.

Anyone? No? I'll get my coat again!

Louis

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silverspoon



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,14:41   

Jack Elam should be resurrected so he could play David Berlinski. The resemblance is uncanny.



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Quidam



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,15:27   

Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35)
Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust.



I need a cold shower

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J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 11 2008,15:32   

Quote (Quidam @ April 11 2008,15:27)
Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35)
Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust.



I need a cold shower

You know....

I'm willing to bet a single-malt bottle of scotch that she still writes at a Jr. High level, but it doesn't  seem to bother me quite as much...

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

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UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Nomad



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(Permalink) Posted: April 13 2008,02:37   

Quote (J-Dog @ April 11 2008,15:32)
Quote (Quidam @ April 11 2008,15:27)
Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35)
Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust.



I need a cold shower

You know....

I'm willing to bet a single-malt bottle of scotch that she still writes at a Jr. High level, but it doesn't  seem to bother me quite as much...

The fact that it looks like her face was surgically grafted onto another body bothers me quite a bit, actually.

  
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 13 2008,03:43   

Quote (Quidam @ April 11 2008,21:27)
Quote (Louis @ April 11 2008,11:35)
Jenna Jameson as Denyse? C'mon the juxtaposition ALONE should cause some portion of the universe to implode spontaneously out of ironic disgust.



I need a cold shower

It's taken me a while to gather myself to comment on that photoshop.

You have defaced a beautiful, stunning woman with the face of the beast, I can never look at her the same way again.

Coincidentally and conveniently this now means I have over 300 gig of free hard drive space all of a sudden!

{ahem}

Louis

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