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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,09:36   

I found this for you. I hope it fits.

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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
Bob O'H



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,09:53   

Happy birthday!  I expect you enjoyed a pleasant evening with a glass of shandy and a good novel.

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lkeithlu



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:13   

Happy Birthday! and happy Friday too!

  
Hermagoras



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:26   

Happy birthday!  Some birthday cheer from your avatar Beckett:
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Birth was the death of him.

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Never but the one matter. The dead and gone. The dying and going. From the word go.

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It is right that he too should have his little chronicle, his memories, his reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the worst, and so grow gently old down all the unchanging days, and die one day like any other day, only shorter.

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He moved with the shades of the dead and the dead-born and the unborn and the never-to-be-born, in a Limbo purged of desire.

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The essential is to go on squirming forever at the end of the line, as long as there are waters and banks and ravening in heaven a sporting God to plague his creature, per pro his chosen shits.
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No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born, dying is such a long tiresome business I always found.


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"I am not currently proving that objective morality is true. I did that a long time ago and you missed it." -- StephenB

http://paralepsis.blogspot.com/....pot.com

   
J-Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:33   

Happy Birthday!

The Cargo Plane will be delivering this to you the next time it lands on your island...




ps:  Is that you on the far right?

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Come on Tough Guy, do the little dance of ID impotence you do so well. - Louis to Joe G 2/10

Gullibility is not a virtue - Quidam on Dembski's belief in the Bible Code Faith Healers & ID 7/08

UD is an Unnatural Douchemagnet. - richardthughes 7/11

  
Doc Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:49   

Happy Birthday from me!

(Paul Nelson said he'd send you a card tomorrow.)

  
Amadan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:50   

Joyeux Cumpleaños!

Me and the guys got you a real special present . . .



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"People are always looking for natural selection to generate random mutations" - Densye  4-4-2011
JoeG BTW dumbass- some variations help ensure reproductive fitness so they cannot be random wrt it.

   
Albatrossity2



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:51   

Well, if he really is in the Antipodes, his birthday was yesterday!  Happy belated b-day, you impudent rascal.

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Flesh of the sky, child of the sky, the mind
Has been obligated from the beginning
To create an ordered universe
As the only possible proof of its own inheritance.
                        - Pattiann Rogers

   
Richardthughes



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:51   

Happy Birfday K.E.

Can't you set the origins record straight, as you were there?

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"You magnificent bastard! " : Louis
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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,10:53   

Quote (Amadan @ April 10 2009,10:50)
Joyeux Cumpleaños!

Me and the guys got you a real special present . . .


Well, at least we now know why Chatterbox has been quiet lately. He has picked up a second job.

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It's natural to be curious about our world, but the scientific method is just one theory about how to best understand it.  We live in a democracy, which means we should treat every theory equally. - Steven Colbert, I Am America (and So Can You!)

  
deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,11:05   

Some of us figured that since you were nearing retirement age, we'd pitch in and give you a head start on the retirement health plan, k.e ---


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AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

  
khan



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,11:28   

Happy Birthday!

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"It's as if all those words, in their hurry to escape from the loony, have fallen over each other, forming scrambled heaps of meaninglessness." -damitall

That's so fucking stupid it merits a wing in the museum of stupid. -midwifetoad

  
Reciprocating Bill



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:07   

It's penis gourd day! And I forgot mine.

Happy birthday anyway.

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Myth: Something that never was true, and always will be.

"The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you."
- David Foster Wallace

"Here’s a clue. Snarky banalities are not a substitute for saying something intelligent. Write that down."
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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:14   

In the words of Bob Kelso and Chris Turk:

-"I'm not old, dammit! In fact i'm right now going to chat on my new computer!"

-"Oooh! What kind is it?"

-"About 3 o'clock"

Happy birthday!

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"Hail is made out of water? Are you really that stupid?" Joe G

"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

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Dr.GH



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:19   

H' B'D'

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"Science is the horse that pulls the cart of philosophy."

L. Susskind, 2004 "SMOLIN VS. SUSSKIND: THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE"

   
Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:22   

Quick, Nurse! The screens!

Have a happy birthday K.E. I wish you a day free from anal probing aliens, prostate exams and excessive penis gourd related antics. Unless of course you really want them.

Louis

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Bye.

  
jeffox



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:26   

Oh very much happy day to you, K.E!  And may you have many more!

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:57   

Quote (carlsonjok @ April 10 2009,17:36)
I found this for you. I hope it fits.

I don't have one but I can recomend a little shop outside Sorong airport on West Papua where you can get one or 3. I could tell you why I didn't get one but then I would have to kill you.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,12:58   

Quote (Bob O'H @ April 10 2009,17:53)
Happy birthday!  I expect you enjoyed a pleasant evening with a glass of shandy and a good novel.

Shandy? HOMO!

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:00   

Quote (Hermagoras @ April 10 2009,18:26)
Happy birthday!  Some birthday cheer from your avatar Beckett:
 
Quote
Birth was the death of him.

 
Quote
Never but the one matter. The dead and gone. The dying and going. From the word go.

 
Quote
It is right that he too should have his little chronicle, his memories, his reason, and be able to recognize the good in the bad, the bad in the worst, and so grow gently old down all the unchanging days, and die one day like any other day, only shorter.

 
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He moved with the shades of the dead and the dead-born and the unborn and the never-to-be-born, in a Limbo purged of desire.

 
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The essential is to go on squirming forever at the end of the line, as long as there are waters and banks and ravening in heaven a sporting God to plague his creature, per pro his chosen shits.
 
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No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born, dying is such a long tiresome business I always found.

My father is 81 next month and to stir him up I tell him the only thing you can die from is living.

There is a pause and he says HAR HAR.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:08   

Quote (J-Dog @ April 10 2009,18:33)
Happy Birthday!

The Cargo Plane will be delivering this to you the next time it lands on your island...




ps:  Is that you on the far right?

No.

I didn't know Flannery was a mammalogist.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:10   

Quote (Doc Bill @ April 10 2009,18:49)
Happy Birthday from me!

(Paul Nelson said he'd send you a card tomorrow.)

So ....maybe I'll get it about the same time he comes up with his "list"?

You know ........he should just say the dog ate it.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:31   

Quote (Amadan @ April 10 2009,18:50)
Joyeux Cumpleaños!

Me and the guys got you a real special present . . .


ooooooh

.....hey wait a minute....

I was going to say I like Titienesque females so I checked and they're too small but realy i like Gauguinesque ones.



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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:33   

Quote (Albatrossity2 @ April 10 2009,18:51)
Well, if he really is in the Antipodes, his birthday was yesterday!  Happy belated b-day, you impudent rascal.

impertinently GMT + 8 in Perth

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:34   

Quote (Richardthughes @ April 10 2009,18:51)
Happy Birfday K.E.

Can't you set the origins record straight, as you were there?

Don't laugh it will happen to you to one day...BASTARD!

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:35   

Quote (khan @ April 10 2009,19:28)
Happy Birthday!

Thanks...where's my cake?

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:39   

Quote (Reciprocating Bill @ April 10 2009,20:07)
It's penis gourd day! And I forgot mine.

Happy birthday anyway.

Thanks dude if you're heading down to Kiwi...I won't be there but that gourd may come in useful at a Hangi.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:42   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ April 10 2009,20:14)
In the words of Bob Kelso and Chris Turk:

-"I'm not old, dammit! In fact i'm right now going to chat on my new computer!"

-"Oooh! What kind is it?"

-"About 3 o'clock"

Happy birthday!

Hey this TRS-80 is just fine thank you .....bloody kids.

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
k.e..



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,13:47   

Quote (Louis @ April 10 2009,20:22)
Quick, Nurse! The screens!

Have a happy birthday K.E. I wish you a day free from anal probing aliens, prostate exams and excessive penis gourd related antics. Unless of course you really want them.

Louis

This is what I say to my doctor .....

"I'd enjoy it if you were a nurse with big tits and a tight white rubber uniform"

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"I get a strong breeze from my monitor every time k.e. puts on his clown DaveTard suit" dogdidit
"Abbie Smith (ERV) who's got to be the most obnoxious arrogant snot I've ever seen except for when I look in a mirror" DAVE TARD
"ID is deader than Lenny Flanks granmaws dildo batteries" Erasmus

  
deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: April 10 2009,14:08   

dammit, that's right, I forget teh pastrey deliveree:

bone appateet.

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AtBC Award for Thoroughness in the Face of Creationism

  
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