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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:20   

Louis, you might need this ---->



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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:23   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,19:12)
[SNIP]

Well, that's it. Whatever Deadman's argument is, I'm convinced.

Hardly surprising since you are at the other end of the squirrel spit roast with him.

I need no defence against the vituperations of the insignificant and envious. You may carry on.

Louis

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:34   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,19:20)
Louis, you might need this ---->


Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:36   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:23)
squirrel spit roast

Naw, that sounds more like an Erasmus type of thing.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:37   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:34)
My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough.

And let's not even talk about your appalling written Welsh and Turkish.

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:38   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,19:36)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:23)
squirrel spit roast

Naw, that sounds more like an Erasmus type of thing.

'Ras eats 'em.

Deadman fucks 'em.

You, in both cases, take sloppy seconds.

Louis

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:41   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,20:34)
Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

Wow! You did well. Almost perfect (only almost because "chose" is female and should be preceded by "cette"). Congrats!

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,13:52   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,19:41)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,20:34)
Merci beaucoup, mon ami. Mais je n'ai pas besoin de ce chose. Les enfants ici sont malheureusement stupides.

Louis

P.S. My written French has seriously suffered, hell my French has suffered because I simply don't practice enough. And verlan has just confused the issue. ;-)

Wow! You did well. Almost perfect (only almost because "chose" is female and should be preceded by "cette"). Congrats!

BUGGER! I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss. C'est le* vie!

Louis

*I know, I know. It's a joke.

ETA: I do actually speak French, I just need to use it occasionally. A couple of days in France and I'm almost indistinguishable from a Norman (where I learnt most of my French, and picked up an atrocious Normandy accent).

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,14:00   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:52)
I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss.

Funny thing, that was exactly the reaction I had when I first met your dad.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,14:35   


And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

'Nuff said.

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FrankH



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,14:41   

So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board?  My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:08   

Quote (FrankH @ Feb. 20 2009,14:41)
So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board? †My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

Doktor Fraulein JLT sprechen sie Deutsch.

Bitte

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:16   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,14:35)
And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

You really should be nicer to me, Deadman. I am a little dismayed to be the recipient of mockery when I have gone to all the trouble of providing you new wank material. †Luckily, I am in a generous mood today. I will provide you one more sample of porn to sate your Sciuridaephilia. And, (Bonus!) this is one you can share with Davescot.



EDIT:Now if you will excuse me, I have to go get some chores done because I am going to meet up with ERV and attend a lecture by Casey Luskin.

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Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:25   

Let me make my own contribution to this apparent new meme:

HA HA THIS IS DEADMAN:



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:38   

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,15:16)
 
Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,14:35)
And , of course, Carlson in typical garb:

You really should be nicer to me, Deadman. [snip irrelevancies]


EXCUSE ME!?!?! I was merely minding my own business when I was accosted, nay, assaulted by your vicious and unprovoked †attack in this very thread. That, along with your pandering to Louis' vile defamation of my sterling character only tells me that you're in league with Satan.

Quote (carlsonjok @ Feb. 20 2009,15:16)
EDIT:Now if you will excuse me, I have to go get some chores done because I am going to meet up with spurn the lovely ERV's presence and attend a lecture by make out with Casey Luskin.

FIFY

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deadman_932



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:40   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,15:25)
Let me make my own contribution to this apparent new meme:

HA HA THIS IS DEADMAN:

[snip]

Et tu, Arden? ET TU?!?! Very well, then so it shall be. In the name of Freedonia, I declare war upon all of Sylvania.


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carlsonjok



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:46   

Quote (deadman_932 @ Feb. 20 2009,15:40)
Et tu, Arden? ET TU?!?! Very well, then so it shall be. In the name of Freedonia, I declare war upon all of Sylvania.

Stand back everybody. †Deadman and Arden are going to fight!



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Erasmus, FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:52   

nothing wrong with eating them and fucking them.  of course it is usually in the reverse order.  reminds me of a story about a young doe...  i'll save it in anticipation of the tard fight

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:56   

Quote (Erasmus @ FCD,Feb. 20 2009,15:52)
nothing wrong with eating them and fucking them. †of course it is usually in the reverse order. †

Maybe you and Deadman can get together and rent some squirrel-on-squirrel movies.



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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,15:57   

Speaking of doe, it's after watching Bambi again that I came to realize that Anakin Skywalker is a cry-mommy pussy.

Edit: Changed "wimp" to "pussy", 'cos I wasn't sure of the spelling, and anyway pussy sounds better.*


*Never smelled a wimp, so I can't judge on that.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,16:06   

Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,16:57)
Speaking of doe, it's after watching Bambi again that I came to realize that Anakin Skywalker is a cry-mommy pussy.

Edit: Changed "wimp" to "pussy", 'cos I wasn't sure of the spelling, and anyway pussy sounds better.*


*Never smelled a wimp, so I can't judge on that.

You dog.

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Schroedinger's Dog



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,16:19   

Quote (khan @ Feb. 20 2009,23:06)
 
Quote (Schroedinger's Dog @ Feb. 20 2009,16:57)
Speaking of doe, it's after watching Bambi again that I came to realize that Anakin Skywalker is a cry-mommy pussy.

Edit: Changed "wimp" to "pussy", 'cos I wasn't sure of the spelling, and anyway pussy sounds better.*


*Never smelled a wimp, so I can't judge on that.

You dog.



As an afterthought, maybe I should have put "Shame teh pussy gets all teh attenshun" to make it more obvious.

Damn!

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"I have a better suggestion, Kris. How about a game of hide and go fuck yourself instead." Louis

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Louis



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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,16:53   

Quote (FrankH @ Feb. 20 2009,20:41)
So Louis, you speak French as well?

Any German speakers here on this board? †My German sucks almost as much as my English, but I want to start trying to communicate with it again.

OBTW Louis, my great aunt is Norman and she's a sweetie, hates Parisians and a great cook so watch it buddy.....

Yeah I can speak German, not as well as French but I can more than get by. Writing German...possibly with a bit of practise, I do all right with languages generally, I pick them up pretty fast, like I said, it's just a question of using them.

If I'm not mistaken though JLT is actually German (or at least writes German vastly better than I do judging by her blog ;) )

As for Normans and Normandy, love them, love Normandy. It's practically my favourite place on earth so you'll hear no derogatory comments on either from me. Anywhere that produces calvados is fine by me.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,17:01   

Quote (Arden Chatfield @ Feb. 20 2009,20:00)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,11:52)
I was debating the sex of "chose" as well. I plumbed for male on a coin toss.

Funny thing, that was exactly the reaction I had when I first met your dad.

That made beer come out my nose. Bravo sir!

You win Teh Intarnets for at least an hour. Please use it wisely.

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,18:00   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,18:01)
That made beer come out my nose. Bravo sir!

When you go out for more, don't forget the diapers...

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,18:41   

Quote (dvunkannon @ Feb. 21 2009,00:00)
Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,18:01)
That made beer come out my nose. Bravo sir!

When you go out for more, don't forget the diapers...

We're about 4 months away from diapers just yet.

Wait, do I really need to stock up THAT early?

Zowies, Cavey!

Louis

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,19:13   

Thank you for telling me when I'm too much of a jerk, Louis. It's hard to balance when expressing yourself in a foreign language!

Edit: It wasn't meant to sound like a weak excuse. Sucking at english is no excuse, really.

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,19:27   

Quote (dnmlthr @ Feb. 21 2009,01:13)
Thank you for telling me when I'm too much of a jerk, Louis. It's hard to balance when expressing yourself in a foreign language!

Whoa there partner! I never said you were being ANY amount of jerk. You were not in any way being a jerk, in ANY language.

Banter is expected, nay encouraged, around here. Banter away. If you're being a jerk, you'll be TOLD you're being a jerk, there will be no equivocation!

Don't worry. We're all really nice, honest.

Louis

P.S. I forget, what language would you prefer to be posting in?

ETA: It is actually SPECTACULARLY hard to offend me. It borders on the near impossible. If it happens, and it has yet to happen on the internet at all for me, you will know. Krakatoa will be a small eruption by comparison!

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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,22:10   

I can only assume it's a virgin birth.

  
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(Permalink) Posted: Feb. 20 2009,22:15   

Quote (Louis @ Feb. 20 2009,17:27)
ETA: It is actually SPECTACULARLY hard to offend me. It borders on the near impossible.

Hmmmm.... sounds like a dare!

Deadman, are you listening?

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