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noncarborundum



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 23 2009,10:22   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 23 2009,09:47)
Cute:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/am/v2/n2/netherland-ark

The Ark

No rudder, no sail
No front, no tail
No left, no right
No lights in sight
No charts, no maps
Some prayers perhaps
No dinghy in tow
No motor to go
One window, one door
3 floors, no more
But it served its purpose.

                          by Zero

That last line's kind of clunky.  How about:

Quote

The Ark

No rudder, no sail
No front, no tail
No left, no right
No lights in sight
No charts, no maps
Some prayers perhaps
No dinghy in tow
No motor to go
One window, one door
3 floors, no more
And it's just a stor-
y.

:D

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"The . . . um . . . okay, I was genetically selected for blue eyes.  I know there are brown eyes, because I've observed them, but I can't do it.  Okay?  So . . . um . . . coz that's real genetic selection, not the nonsense Giberson and the others are talking about." - DO'L

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 23 2009,17:35   

Enjoy:

http://videos.sapo.pt/iW8VERIybRZd3AAjDW4c

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 23 2009,22:23   

Story # 354 on my site:

WHEN HELL MET LAW
I said to my housekeeper Sep. 7,1999, “Heaven is hell without law and order. When hell meets the law, the shit will hit the fan."
The next morning I opened my newspaper to the front page. The top headline read,
"Helmet law crackdown begins".
I saved the paper.



Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 23 2009,23:56   

Size has no end, big or small.



Mar 11:4 And they went their way, and found the colt tied by the
door without in a place where two ways met; and they loose him.

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Lou FCD



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2009,07:06   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 23 2009,23:23)
Story # 354 on my site:

WHEN HELL MET LAW
I said to my housekeeper Sep. 7,1999, “Heaven is hell without law and order. When hell meets the law, the shit will hit the fan."
The next morning I opened my newspaper to the front page. The top headline read,
"Helmet law crackdown begins".
I saved the paper.



Zero

How does the crack fit in? Were you smoking it, or wearing your pants like a teenager?

:p

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Lou FCD is still in school, so we should only count him as a baby biologist. -carlsonjok -deprecated
I think I might love you. Don't tell Deadman -Wolfhound

Work-friendly photography
NSFW photography

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2009,12:10   

I just received an E from Dr. Dembski saying, “Please remove me
from your mailing list.” which I did and E’d him confirmation.
Actually, I don’t have a mailing list.  I only try to contact those
people to whom I wish to talk.  At least I now know he knows how
he can reach me without posting on this site.  My door is open.
There was a big jump on the hits on my website today so that made my day.

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Lou, as to why the paper chose the word ‘crackdown’, you’ll have to
ask them.  When I originally wrote the story, I had misquoted them by
using the word ‘enforcement’.  After running across the actual paper
yesterday, I asked my web tec to change it.  Can I or will you double
post the E remarks to our UD thread?

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 24 2009,12:40   

Here, ho is real, a holotta ho’s, some corny I knows.


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Story # 355 from my website:
  http://www.hereoisreal.com/index2.htm

HO HO HO
Posted Apr 15th 2007 7:28AM
Hawaiian singer Don Ho, who’’s most famous song, was "Tiny Bubbles," died yesterday morning in Honolulu of a heart attack.
With Don Imus' remarks about hoes flooding the news for a week, you might imagine my suspecting the finger of fate in the above news as I and my wife flew off to Hawaii the morning of the 15th.
I had already thought up several hoe jokes, like Imus imitating Santa's, "HO HO HO" etc., when my wife cautioned me not to mention Don Ho in any of those while on our trip. She thought it would not be in good taste and I agreed.
I was on our balcony aboard ship in Pearl Harbor naming "hoes": hosanna, Hose, holy, holey, wholly, etc. when a tugboat passed alongside and docked. The name on her bow....Namahoe.
The evening of the day we returned home, someone won a trip to Hawaii on the Wheel Of Fortune. We then watched a rerun of "Pearl Harbor".



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Louis from the BW:

http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....t=10830

It's Westward Ho btw.

(Oh and that's only because the Eastward Ho moved house)

There are many Piddles (and Puddles) incidentally in Dorset. Some of you should be familiar with the reasons this might be relevant to the USA.... ;-)




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Story # 341 from my website:   http://www.hereoisreal.com/index2.htm

THE GOLF BALL BY TOM HEMINGWAY
It's Monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing golf with a foursome at La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more talking than playing. We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of hurricane Erwin, which has passed by and headed for Long Island, New York. Our course drains well so we were able to play "cart paths only". Along about the 6th hole, my first experience with a hurricane came to mind. I said to Denis, "Being a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long Island in the early 50's for the wedding of my friend Jack Dwyer's sister. The power was out and the rain was teeming down. We wrapped the bride in sheets, carried her into the candle lit church for the ceremony. Afterward we went to a reception at a country club, I think, is named Westward Ho." Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been Southward Ho in Brightwaters." With my memory being what it is at this stage in my life, I didn't argue. On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball into the woods. While looking for my errant shot, I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it up out of the moss. At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found. When Denis completed his tee shot, I said, "Look at the logo on this old ball I found. It says, ' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ". Neither Denis nor I had been near that club in over 40 years. ps: Saturday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy of this story because I knew about it and wanted to include it on my web page. I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife called me to dinner. While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer on Golf Central said that three golfers who had never had hole-in-ones accomplished the feat together, Two on one hole and the other on the next par 3.
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Winter not a winner:

Did you see where England dodged a big freeze?
But a ho-lota small late crops were  a  bit frost bitten as it
crawled crossed Great Britain.
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Story # 60 from my website:   http://www.hereoisreal.com/index2.htm
JOSE
I was with a group of friends in our home partying and telling jokes.
I thought to myself, “ I want to compare Jose with hose B in some kind of a joke. How can I turn Jose into hose B?" At that moment "Jose Quervo, You are a Friend of Mine" commenced on the radio.
Several years later, my wife and I were at a party when the entertainer told a joke.
She said, “This Spanish plumber had twin boys.  He named one Hose and
the other Hose B.”  

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A rib from Santa:

Mrs. Claus, " There are horse shoes, house shoes,
and hoe shoes. Are mermaid shoes for real?"
Santa replied, " I don't know. You'll have to
ask Mer."
Mrs. Claus, "Ha Ha ha"
Santa,"No No No, it's Ho Ho Ho."

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An unnumbered story below # 360

THE LAW

Jesus said, “I did not come to destroy the law, but to fulfill it (keep it).”  When Jesus said “but” I believe he meant the opposite of “destroy”, which is to establish, create, or retain.
In hundreds of places in the Old Testament, you will find where God said: “The law is perfect.”; “My laws, all of them, are perfect.”; “My laws are so well thought out that they do not have to be changed or amended forever.”; “My laws are written in stone, front an back, so keep them forever.”
One man comes along and remarks one time that “God’’s laws are not perfect, the law is weak. We don’’t have to obey the law anymore, and the law is a curse.” He says, “I think I have the mind of God. On one question you asked me about, I haven’’t heard from God but I’’ll give you my opinion anyway. There is only one winner in a race, so follow me, little children.” So a lot of people follow him. (The sick man who was let down through a hole in the roof into the presence of God, had ‘Palsy’. When he was healed, he was told to go to his own house.)
This, to me, is like Jesus driving down the street and stopping for a red light. Someone sees him stop and concludes, “That was a good law, requiring people to stop at red lights, but since Jesus obeyed the law and fulfilled the law, we don’t have to stop anymore or obey anymore.”
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Story # 284
"SUPER DUPER POOPER SCOOPER
One of God’’s laws which he said was to be kept forever, and ever, and ever, requires every soldier in God’’s army, to carry a foxhole-type shovel, permanently attached to the other end of their spears. This is not for digging foxholes. It is to be used each and every time you do your ““business”” in the camp. The point emphasized is, that should someone fail to cover it up, the Angel of the Lord just might step in it when he is walking about the area at night. The consequence of this, should it happen, is not described, but I for one, would not want to put it to the test.
5/17/08 I was thinking about the above story when I glanced
down to the Florida Today newspaper which gave me an answer:
Picture
Picture
Ps:
Thursday, November 18, 2004, I opened my paper to find an article written by Billy Cox in the Florida Today newspaper. He did a feature about me several years ago.
A woman, named Julie Arnold, had a pet clean up service called, "SUPERDUPER POOPER SCUPPER".
I had the article on my scanner a few days later as I was working with a family member at my computer.
I glanced at my scanner and thought,
"I'll tell her about this item in the paper."
Then I changed my mind and kept on working at my desk as she left the room.
A few minutes later, Joan, my wife, stuck her head in the door and exclaimed,
"Paula just stepped in some dog poop."
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I was talking to my lady neighbor while leaning on my hoe in my
front yard when another friend drove by and stopped.  
“Hey, a man with his hoe!” he remarked.
Immediately, the neighbor replied, “I resent that remark.”
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Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou?
Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro
in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

Satan was walking with an angel to and fro when he asked,
"Who's that over there in his garden with a hoe?”
The angel replied, " Oh, that's just Don Imus coverin' up his business."
Satan exclaimed, "Hoe shit! He's at it again? Some people never learn."



Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 25 2009,18:00   



Life is about family and home.  If you’re too busy to take
your kids fishin, you're too busy.

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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Joined: Feb. 2006

(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 25 2009,19:41   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 22 2009,22:04)
 
Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 22 2009,12:54)
Leaven hid in three measures:

            ch/ur/ch
           11/39/11

Zero



Zero

"God between God" =  Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last, AZ, or 126.

Rev 22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

edit/add:

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune
with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims.

Between two ch.....   ch(ur)ch      11/39/11
Between two ch.....   che/ru/bim  16/39/16

God between God = God/Jesus/God = 26/74/26 =126=AZ

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 26 2009,01:11   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 18 2009,06:43)


Math 101 review:

shortest line possible = two adjacent points
smallest area possible = three adjacent points
smallest volume possible = four adjacent points (bh/2)
triangles (trinities) hold everything together
life is about family

Zero

The Miracle City of Tightusville

"I have chosen you twelve."

The word Tightusville = Titusville + gh, (78), which is 3 x God (26).
3 x God (704) = 2112 (U 12)
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78

Job 41:16 One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.

A CD on a hil can knot.  Be hid.  (C hil D)

edit/add: There were 4 hole-in-ones at La Cita yesterday.

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 26 2009,22:50   

Does God have a pattern?

Front loading, once confirmed, is labeled with a well known
scientific term called history.

Mic 5:2 But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, [though] thou be
little among the thousands of Judah, [yet] out of thee shall
he come forth unto me [that is] to be ruler in Israel; whose
goings forth [have been] from of old, from everlasting.
Mat 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say,
Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. *(8/1/14/4)

Luk 23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said,
Father, into thy hands *(8114419 decoded  4/14/1981) I
commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
Rev 11:3 And I will give [power] unto my two witnesses,
and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred [and]
threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.

‘‘hands’’ follows 1260 days.
Where does the kingdom of heaven occur?  At the dot after the word ‘hither’.

Rev 11:12 And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them,
Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.

science’s view of front loading:

"If the prediction was stated, the event never happened.
If an event happened, it wasn’t planed.
Science says:
The meeting of God with Moses never took place.
If it did, and God showed him a pattern or plan, the thing, object,
building, or person shown, was never made.
If it was made, it has no meaning.
None of the predictions for the future, mentioned in the
bible and especially Revelations, have ever been fulfilled.  
If they have, they were by chance and have no meaning."


1260 x GOD x LOVE = 47,900,160

Zero

* my remarks

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2009,00:54   

HOLE-IN-ONES:

Saturday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy of this story because I knew about it and wanted to include it on my web page. I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife called me to dinner. While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer  said that three golfers, who had never had hole-in-ones, accomplished the feat together, two on one hole and the other on the next par 3.

**********************************

THE GOLF BALL BY TOM HEMINGWAY (story # 341 on my website)

It's Monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing golf with a foursome at La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more talking than playing. We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of hurricane Erwin, which has passed by and headed for Long Island, New York. Our course drains well so we were able to play "cart paths only". Along about the 6th hole, my first experience with a hurricane came to mind. I said to Denis, "Being a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long Island in the early 50's for the wedding of my friend Jack Dwyer's sister. The power was out and the rain was teeming down. We wrapped the bride in sheets, carried her into the candle lit church for the ceremony. Afterward we went to a reception at a country club, I think, is named Westward Ho." Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been Southward Ho in Brightwaters." With my memory being what it is at this stage in my life, I didn't argue. On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball into the woods. While looking for my errant shot, I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it up out of the moss. At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found. When Denis completed his tee shot, I said, "Look at the logo on this old ball I found. It says, ' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ". Neither Denis nor I had been near that club in over 40 years.



THIS STORY HAS A RING TO IT   (Story # 342)

This story has a ring to it: In January, 2004, I was on my patio when I noticed my neighbor out in his backyard with a metal detector. He must have spent 3-4 hours scanning his grass. I asked him the next day, as I leaned over our fence, what had he lost. He said that he was losing weight and had lost his gold wedding ring but didn't have any idea where or when. I then glanced to my left about 8-10 feet and spotted his ring in the grass. Night before last, Joan's sister and husband were over and I told them the above story. The next day after we had done some shopping, we were having lunch at home when Shirley, my sis-in-law discovered one of her gold ear rings was missing. We searched the house for about an hour, and then backtracked. While Bob and I went to one store, my wife and Shirley went to another. They pulled into the yard about 5 minutes after Bob and I with the ear ring. Joan said that the one parking spot I had used that morning was empty so she parked there. They searched through the whole store and around the parking space before finally getting back in the car. Then Joan told Shirley to get out one more time and look around the parking spot, which she did and got back in. As Joan was backing out, she spotted the ear ring in the sand. In February of 06, I was playing golf and riding with Dick Ledger in his cart when he mentioned that he was having trouble keeping his wedding ring on because he was losing weight. The remark brought back memories of the above story from the year before so I told it to him. When I arrived home that afternoon, my wife told me that she had spoken to Janet White on the phone and learned that Bill, her husband, had lost his ring finger while trying to lift something heavy from his son’’s truck. A few days later, Bob and Shirley came to visit again and I told them all of the above. Just before they were about to leave, Bob discovered he had lost his wedding band (He had been losing weight.)After they left, my wife continued to look for the ring and asked me to help. I didn’’t and said to her, " He’’ll probably find it in his trunk" Our maid, Suzan came that day so my wife asked her to keep an eye out for it also. I told her the complete story up till then. And then, I told her a ring joke. I said, "Do you know why my finger smells like lemon pie? It’’s got my rang on it" That night Shirley called. She said Bob had found his ring in the car trunk. The next time Suzan came, I told her that Bob had found his ring. She said, "After you told me the ring joke, I went home and found my mother in the kitchen. I asked her what she was baking and she replied, "Limon meringue pie".

My wife, who had lost a pinky ring, found it in her golf glove the same day Dick Ledger's wife, Joice, lost an earring.

Did you ever find something that was lost, before you missed it? I pulled my hand from under my pillow to find my wife’’s ring hooked to my ring She had come to wake me a few minutes before.

Isa 65:24 And it shall come to pass, that before they call, I will answer; and while they are yet speaking, I will hear..
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HAVE A GREAT GAME    (Story # 316 )

Two years ago I was playing in our club men’s group competing in teams of four. We couldn’’t divide up evenly so my team only had three players. I would receive a blind draw at the end of play to determine my teams’’ overall score. One player, Bob Boniface, who was on another team, was having an exceptional round and was leading the match until his card was picked as my blind draw. My team picked up eight or ten strokes for him, placing us first and his team second.
The following week when I saw Bob just before we played again, I told him it didn’t seem fair for him to play so well, and then get beat because someone picked his card for a blind draw.
Feeling a little guilty, I said something that I don’’t ever remember saying before as we left for a shot gun start. I hollered, “Hey Bob, have a great game!”
I started on No. 4 and as I chipped up to the green, I heard a loud roar go up at the No. 7 tee close by. With the first swing of his club that day, Bob hit a hole in one.

HAPPY GILMORE (story # 349)

About four and a half years ago, I think it was the day my wife Joan had her hole - in - one at La Cita, she and I were discussing spectacular golf shots. I said, “You may not have heard about this, but Andrew Magee had a hole - in - one while playing a par 4 on the PGA tour this year (2001) at the Phoenix open. A player on the green was practicing his putting stroke when Andrew's drive ricocheted off the back of his putter into the hole.” Then I continued, " I remember, years ago, reading about something even stranger...a golfer on a par 3 overshot the green. His ball glanced off of a Volkswagen going by on the road, fell back onto the green and rolled in the cup." At the time I had read it, I imagined a specific colored car, yellow. That night I asked Joan what she would like to do. She replied, " Let's watch one of the DVDS we got when we bought our player the other day". We had never used it. Since I had golf on my mind, I inserted a movie titled “Happy Gilmore”. It is about an x-hockey player who gets on the PGA tour basically because he had hit a hole - in - one on a par 4 hole. He also used a hockey stick sometimes as an iron or a putter. He makes his last shot of a tournament to win by glancing his ball, first, off of a yellow Volkswagen, then through a Rube Goldberg maze, (a fallen tower), into the hole. At the time we owned a cocktail lounge. Sometime later, I installed another TV down the bar which included a DVD player, away from the one I always had on mostly for live sports.
One Sunday afternoon I was tending bar alone. I had only one customer, a young man in his twenties. We both were watching PGA golf and I had "Happy Gilmore" playing on the DVD. The young man made a comment, “I could hit that ball if they let me use a baseball bat.” I replied, “Why not use a hockey stick like Happy?” I glanced over to the other TV to see Happy putting with his hockey stick. The announcer on live TV said at that moment, and I don’’t know what prompted his remark, “If you hit a golf ball with a hockey stick, you have to hit it straight on.” I told someone at the bar the above story a few days later, then left the bar, got in my truck and drove south toward Mims, thinking about what I had just discussed. As I pulled up to the red light at 46, a yellow VW turned left in front of me. Two weeks later, Joan and I drove to Ft. Myers to try to locate her brother she hadn't heard from in 46 years. After finding him and talking for a while, he remarked, “Let me show you my old cars.” We walked around to the back and when he raised the garage door, a yellow Volkswagen appeared. Now, when I see a yellow VW, it's special to me. Last week, just after seeing one pass, I crossed the street and walked into a thrift store. Just inside, was a toy model VW on a pedestal.
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HAVE A GREAT GAME   (Story # 316)
Two years ago I was playing in our club men’s group competing in teams of four. We couldn’t divide up evenly so my team only had three players. I would receive a blind draw at the end of play to determine my teams’’ overall score. One player, Bob Boniface, who was on another team, was having an exceptional round and was leading the match until his card was picked as my blind draw. My team picked up eight or ten strokes from him, placing us first and his team second.
The following week when I saw Bob just before we played again, I told him it didn’’t seem fair for him to play so well, and then get beat because someone picked his card for a blind draw.
Feeling a little guilty, I said something that I don’t ever remember saying before as we left for a shot gun start. I hollered, “Hey Bob, have a great game!”
I started on No. 4 and as I chipped up to the green, I heard a loud roar go up at the No. 7 tee close by. With the first swing of his club that day, Bob hit a hole in one.

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360 miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com
http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....;st=660

Last Saturday, there were four hole-in-ones at my home course in Titusville, Fl.
One was like Magee's, on a par 4, hole # 15.
I just know, my friend Wayne Sparks, who pasted away
last year, is smiling down.  He drove that green in a
club scramble and all four of us missed a twenty
foot eagle putt.

Zero

edit/These stories may be reprinted in full.

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 27 2009,08:13   

Early this morning , my wife and I began to make the bed when
she remarked, “I have one foot over here.”
Being a smart ass, I replied, “I have one over here.  It’s nice to have
two feet.”
She answered, “Hey, don’t joke about that!”
I asked, “Why?”
She said, “You’ll know when you read this morning’s headline.”


Zero

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Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 18 2009,06:43)


Math 101 review:

shortest line possible = two adjacent points
smallest area possible = three adjacent points
smallest volume possible = four adjacent points (bh/2)
triangles (trinities) hold everything together
life is about family

Zero

The Miracle City of Tightusville

"I have chosen you twelve."

The word Tightusville = Titusville + gh, (78), which is 3 x God (26).
3 x God (704) = 2112 (U 12)
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12=78

Job 41:16 One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.

A CD on a hil can knot.  Be hid.  (C hil D)

edit/add: There were 4 hole-in-ones at La Cita yesterday.

Zero


                         Usville

Job 41:16 One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.


Before I left home to play golf, I decided to take a camera along because
I wanted to take a picture of this water tower that’s along the way.
As our threesome stepped on the first tee, I realized I had left the camera home.
One of them turned to me and said, “I brought a camera today, so that I
can take a picture of you and.....”.

Zero

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Atypical names and pictures of the trinity of God:

God is a trinity. One trinity (God + 2)
God is a family. One family (God + 2)
A  father, mother, and child. (God + 2)

God and 2 candlesticks.
God and 2 olive branches
God and 2 witnesses
God and 2 thieves
       
God and his pregnant wife (Rev. 12:2)
King and 2 asses (Zec 9:9)








Job 41:16 One is so near to another, that no air can come between them.



God and 2 cherubims (The chariot of Israel and the horsemen thereof)

1Ch 28:18 And for the altar of incense refined gold by weight; and gold for the pattern
of the chariot of the cherubims, that spread out [their wings], and covered the ark
of the covenant of the LORD

Exd 25:22 And there I will meet with thee, and I will commune
with thee from above the mercy seat, from between the two cherubims
which [are] upon the ark of the testimony, of all [things] which I will
give thee in commandment unto the children of Israel.

2Ki 2:12 And Elisha saw [it], and he cried, My father, my father,
the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof. And he saw him no more:
and he took hold of his own clothes, and rent them in two pieces.

Zero

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(Permalink) Posted: Jan. 31 2009,08:16   

SUPER BOWL (story 113 on my website)

One morning about five or six years ago, on a Superbowl Sunday, I had to go to the bathroom. I had this terrible, terrible diarrhea - one of the worst that I had ever had - and I was thinking to myself, "Wow, this is a Super Bowl Sunday - I'll remember this one!" I had in mind a huge toilet bowl. I walked out of the bathroom and out into the yard to pick up the Sunday paper. When I opened it up there was just one big picture on the front of the paper - a huge toilet bowl.

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Rev 3:15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
Rev 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Man has 3 faces like God and Eve, love, hate, and indifference.  See story # 149 'The Three Faces of Eve' at http://hereoisreal.com
God said, "Either love me or hate me.  Just don't sit on the fence and be indifferent."

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Think fruit

Jhn 15:1 I am the true vine, and my Father is the husbandman.
Jhn 15:2 Every branch in me that beareth not fruit he taketh away: and every [branch]
that beareth fruit, he purgeth it, that it may bring forth more fruit.
When is there harmony and cooperation in a vineyard?
When grape vines think alike.


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Gone with the Wind

Yesterday, 1/31/09, I thought to my self, “The Book of Life is sorta like
Margaret Mitchell’s  Gone With the Wind.  It has a beginning,
a middle, and an end, the slamming of a door."
I then walked down the hall to our den where my wife had the
Bright House music channel *#434 on.  The theme from   Gone With the Wind
was playing.

Zero

*See stories #241 & 242 (Adore & 434)

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                       Bright House

Rev 21:23 And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon,
to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb [is] the light thereof.
Rev 22:5 And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light
of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.

The following is a copy of a letter I am sending to Bright House Network:

Dear Sirs,
If you go to  
http://www.hereoisreal.com
you will find that Bright House has had a part in the continuing miracles
in my life.  Since some people don’t believe in miracles, let’s just call
them ‘coincidences’ for now.
Since you are my cable provider, most of the TV and music stories
did involve your service, like the one posted on my thread today at:
http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....&st=660
Also, even though Titusville, by chance, is called ‘The Miracle City’,
the Florida Today has not considered my stories involving
their paper ‘news’.  I haven’t counted but I’m guessing about 100
of them are on my site.
Please pass this on to all your employees and I thank you all for
a job well done.

Archie Bryant (Zero)
Titusville

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                        Bright House

This is the pattern for every living thing.  It is balanced, symmetrical,
and level, like Eve, the mother of all living. Even her name is balanced,
symmetrical, and level.
It is also portable.  Would someone like to call a T.O.E. truck?

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                 God and two neighbors

First rule in heaven:
Love God with all your heart
and your neighbor as yourself.


How do you arm a Gideon, a doubter, for the battle of Armageddon?
Tell him a knock knock joke.

*******************888*********************
This is a reprint of a previous post with some alterations.  


"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?" asked St. Peter from behind the door.
"Hey, Pete, it's me, St Paul, let me in! I've got a great army with me and we want to help. I wrote half the bible and I think I have the mind of God. I even brought my Paul bearers along with some pretty big names in the church.
St Peter replied, "Well, actually I don't have a key for this door. It's sorta private for God's family.
I just happened to hear you knocking as I was on the way to see my mother-in-law. It worrys her sick that I have to be responsible for locking and unlocking the north and south gates morning and night.
You know, you caught us at a bad time. You really should have called first. Today's the Lord's
day and he's taken his grandson and some of his friends down to the creek fishin' again. It's a catch
and release thing. I've gone along sometimes just to see the delight in the grandson's eyes when
he sees the piece of money in a fish's mouth. I still don't know how the Lord does it but that's OK.
The kid thinks grandpa walks on water"
St Paul, " Pete, lookin' up, I see a line of little people standing on top of the wall, all the way around the city.
What, may I ask, are they doing?"
St Peter, " Oh them? They're not 'doing' anything. Don't even pay them any mind. They're just peons. They are some of the least here and have come to watch the fireworks."
"Fireworks! What fireworks?"
St Peter, " Here in heaven we just have two rules: Kinda simple, love God with all your heart and your neighbor as yourself.”
"Sound's great. I can live with that."
St Peter, "Actually, that's just the first rule.
The second is.... Never piss on someone on fire.”

Rev 20:7 And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison,
Rev 20:8 And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom [is] as the sand of the sea.
Rev 20:9 And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.



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Quote (hereoisreal @ Jan. 27 2009,00:54)
HOLE-IN-ONES:

Saturday, 13 March, 2004, Tom gave me a copy of this story because I knew about it and wanted to include it on my web page. I was almost finished copying it into my computer when my wife called me to dinner. While eating, I had the Golf Channel on. The announcer  said that three golfers, who had never had hole-in-ones, accomplished the feat together, Two on one hole and the other on the next par 3.

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THE GOLF BALL BY TOM HEMINGWAY (story # 341 on my website)

It's Monday, September 10, 2001, and I'm playing golf with a foursome at La Cita Country Club in Titusville, Florida. I'm riding with my good friend Denis Haggerty, a retired pro football player, and probably doing more talking than playing. We had torrential rain yesterday, courtesy of hurricane Erwin, which has passed by and headed for Long Island, New York. Our course drains well so we were able to play "cart paths only". Along about the 6th hole, my first experience with a hurricane came to mind. I said to Denis, "Being a Pennsylvania boy, I didn't have any idea what a hurricane was all about until we were invited to Long Island in the early 50's for the wedding of my friend Jack Dwyer's sister. The power was out and the rain was teeming down. We wrapped the bride in sheets, carried her into the candle lit church for the ceremony. Afterward we went to a reception at a country club, I think, is named Westward Ho." Denis, a Long Islander, replied, "It must have been Southward Ho in Brightwaters." With my memory being what it is at this stage in my life, I didn't argue. On my drive at the 8th hole, I pulled my ball into the woods. While looking for my errant shot, I found an old, algae encrusted ball and picked it up out of the moss. At the next tee I washed my ball and the one I had found. When Denis completed his tee shot, I said, "Look at the logo on this old ball I found. It says, ' SOUTHWARD HO COUNTRY CLUB' ". Neither Denis nor I had been near that club in over 40 years.



THIS STORY HAS A RING TO IT   (Story # 342)
(pulled from this story only because there were
no hole-in-ones mentioned in it)

HAVE A GREAT GAME    (Story # 316 )

Two years ago I was playing in our club men’s group competing in teams of four. We couldn’’t divide up evenly so my team only had three players. I would receive a blind draw at the end of play to determine my teams’’ overall score. One player, Bob Boniface, who was on another team, was having an exceptional round and was leading the match until his card was picked as my blind draw. My team picked up eight or ten strokes for him, placing us first and his team second.
The following week when I saw Bob just before we played again, I told him it didn’t seem fair for him to play so well, and then get beat because someone picked his card for a blind draw.
Feeling a little guilty, I said something that I don’’t ever remember saying before as we left for a shot gun start. I hollered, “Hey Bob, have a great game!”
I started on No. 4 and as I chipped up to the green, I heard a loud roar go up at the No. 7 tee close by. With the first swing of his club that day, Bob hit a hole in one.

HAPPY GILMORE (story # 349)

About four and a half years ago, I think it was the day my wife Joan had her hole - in - one at La Cita, she and I were discussing spectacular golf shots. I said, “You may not have heard about this, but Andrew Magee had a hole - in - one while playing a par 4 on the PGA tour this year (2001) at the Phoenix open. A player on the green was practicing his putting stroke when Andrew's drive ricocheted off the back of his putter into the hole.” Then I continued, " I remember, years ago, reading about something even stranger...a golfer on a par 3 overshot the green. His ball glanced off of a Volkswagen going by on the road, fell back onto the green and rolled in the cup." At the time I had read it, I imagined a specific colored car, yellow. That night I asked Joan what she would like to do. She replied, " Let's watch one of the DVDS we got when we bought our player the other day". We had never used it. Since I had golf on my mind, I inserted a movie titled “Happy Gilmore”. It is about an x-hockey player who gets on the PGA tour basically because he had hit a hole - in - one on a par 4 hole. He also used a hockey stick sometimes as an iron or a putter. He makes his last shot of a tournament to win by glancing his ball, first, off of a yellow Volkswagen, then through a Rube Goldberg maze, (a fallen tower), into the hole. At the time we owned a cocktail lounge. Sometime later, I installed another TV down the bar which included a DVD player, away from the one I always had on mostly for live sports.
One Sunday afternoon I was tending bar alone. I had only one customer, a young man in his twenties. We both were watching PGA golf and I had "Happy Gilmore" playing on the DVD. The young man made a comment, “I could hit that ball if they let me use a baseball bat.” I replied, “Why not use a hockey stick like Happy?” I glanced over to the other TV to see Happy putting with his hockey stick. The announcer on live TV said at that moment, and I don’’t know what prompted his remark, “If you hit a golf ball with a hockey stick, you have to hit it straight on.” I told someone at the bar the above story a few days later, then left the bar, got in my truck and drove south toward Mims, thinking about what I had just discussed. As I pulled up to the red light at 46, a yellow VW turned left in front of me. Two weeks later, Joan and I drove to Ft. Myers to try to locate her brother she hadn't heard from in 46 years. After finding him and talking for a while, he remarked, “Let me show you my old cars.” We walked around to the back and when he raised the garage door, a yellow Volkswagen appeared. Now, when I see a yellow VW, it's special to me. Last week, just after seeing one pass, I crossed the street and walked into a thrift store. Just inside, was a toy model VW on a pedestal.
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HAVE A GREAT GAME   (Story # 316)
Two years ago I was playing in our club men’s group competing in teams of four. We couldn’t divide up evenly so my team only had three players. I would receive a blind draw at the end of play to determine my teams’’ overall score. One player, Bob Boniface, who was on another team, was having an exceptional round and was leading the match until his card was picked as my blind draw. My team picked up eight or ten strokes from him, placing us first and his team second.
The following week when I saw Bob just before we played again, I told him it didn’’t seem fair for him to play so well, and then get beat because someone picked his card for a blind draw.
Feeling a little guilty, I said something that I don’t ever remember saying before as we left for a shot gun start. I hollered, “Hey Bob, have a great game!”
I started on No. 4 and as I chipped up to the green, I heard a loud roar go up at the No. 7 tee close by. With the first swing of his club that day, Bob hit a hole in one.

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http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin....;st=660

Last Saturday, there were four hole-in-ones at my home course in Titusville, Fl.
One was like Magee's, on a par 4, hole # 15.
I just know, my friend Wayne Sparks, who pasted away
last year, is smiling down.  He drove that green in a
club scramble and all four of us missed a twenty
foot eagle putt.

Zero



Here is a front page story in today's Florida Today:





Zero

These stories may be reprinted in full.

Copies to:
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                                Bright House

This is the pattern for every living thing.  It is balanced, symmetrical,
and level, like Eve, the mother of all living. Even her name is balanced,
symmetrical, and level.
It is also portable.  Would someone like to call a T.O.E. truck?

From the Bathroom wall:
Quote (Henry J @ Feb. 03 2009,22:18)
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What I'd have to see to confirm that would be a step by step account of these steps.

You all are on the verge of declaring such an account "unknowable" - so in the end whadya got?

Similar sequences.

That's it.

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You left out a very important part of that: similar sequences that form a nested hierarchy.

It's not the single data point from comparing a couple of sequences that by itself proves anything, it's the overall pattern.

Evolution via accumulation of diverging traits explains why most traits fall into the same nested hierarchy. I.D. doesn't explain that; bioengineering resembling the way humans do things would produce lots of conflicting hierarchies.

I have yet to hear of any specific observed pattern of observations that would be explained as a logical consequence of the premise that life was deliberately engineered; the absence of such a detectable pattern is why scientists don't spend research time on the concept of I.D.

Henry

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                      Overall pattern

This is the pattern for every living thing.  It is balanced, symmetrical,
and level, like Eve, the mother of all living. Even her name is balanced,
symmetrical, and level.
It is also portable.  Would someone like to call a T.O.E. truck?
edit/add: It is also portable:
Eze 10:19 And the cherubims lifted up their wings, and mounted up from the earth in my sight: when they went out, the wheels also [were] beside them, and [every one] stood at the door of the east gate of the LORD'S house; and the glory of the God of Israel [was] over them above.


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edit/plus:

Eve + 1st & last = heaven
Eve + 22 = God
Eve x 22 = God
The leaves on the tree of life are for healing.

Rev 22:2 In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river, [was there] the tree of life, which bare twelve [manner of] fruits, [and] yielded her fruit every month: and the leaves of the tree [were] for the healing of the nations.


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                      nested hierarchy
                    (God between God)

Luk 9:58 And Jesus said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air
[have] nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay [his] head.

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http://www.monarchbutterflyusa.com/Cycle.htm

"How long does a monarch live?"

The total time frame for one butterfly's life cycle (one generation) is about 6-8 weeks . . . egg, caterpillar, chrysalis, butterfly. It grows inside the egg for about 4 days. It then munches milkweed and grows as a monarch caterpillar (larvae) for about 2 more weeks. The caterpillar's life inside the chrysalis (pupa) lasts about 10 days and its wonderful life as an adult butterfly lasts from 2 - 6 weeks.

Science knows that it took millions of years for life to begin.  It had to be an egg, right, or was it a chicken?  

Millions of years, maybe billions, maybe even trillions of years later, (is that measured in revolutions of the earth or revolutions around the sun?), it crawled somewhere and became something else and started eating (something else).
Then.......you know the story well.

Life said, or nature said, or God said, "I can do that in six week, give or take a week. Are we on daylight saving time yet?"

Blessings

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Dan 9:24 Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people and upon thy holy city,
to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to make reconciliation
for iniquity, and to bring in everlasting righteousness, and to seal up the vision and
prophecy, and to anoint the most Holy.

Dan 9:25 Know therefore and understand, [that] from the going forth of the commandment to restore and to build Jerusalem unto the Messiah the Prince [shall be] seven weeks, and threescore and two weeks: the street shall be built again, and the wall, even in troublous times.

7 weeks + 62 weeks + 1 week = 49 days + 434 days + 7 days = 70 weeks



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                  one week


God rested on the seventh day.

Psa 90:4 For a thousand years in thy sight [are but] as yesterday when it is past, and [as] a watch in the night.
2Pe 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day [is] with the Lord
as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

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Would you believe it!  I'm now down to drawing pictures:

God created TSD: Time, Size, and direction.

There is a reference point in the middle of each.

Someone said to me ,after I had mentioned that, "I don't believe in infinity."

I replied, "There are an infinite number of directions around a point to infinity distance wise."


                              here, O is real

Eze 44:1 Then he brought me back the way of the gate of the outward sanctuary which looketh toward the east; and it [was] shut
Eze 44:2 Then said the LORD unto me; This gate shall be shut, it shall not be opened, and no man shall enter in by it; because the LORD, the God of Israel, hath entered in by it, therefore it shall be shut.
Eze 44:3 [It is] for the prince; the prince, he shall sit in it to eat bread before the LORD; he shall enter by the way of the porch of [that] gate, and shall go out by the way of the same.

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All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,
" How many of you have forgiven your enemies? "

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Neely?, Are you not willing to forgive your enemies? "

"I don't have any."She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight",she replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? "

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

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I loved the movie Pi.

   
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