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Mr_Christopher



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,16:12   

I got two words for your dam dirty darwinists...

chocolate chip cookies!


Ha ha ha ha!  

Oops....Did I say two words?












here zero is real, for some reason I am not understanding what you are talking about...But that could be on account of all that cough syrup I just drank.

Oh man, these colors are awesome....

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Uncommon Descent is a moral cesspool, a festering intellectual ghetto that intoxicates and degrades its inhabitants - Stephen Matheson

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,16:22   

Steve Thanks

There's just one thing that turns my
stomach.....2 boobs in my back.

I was inevertantly Eed the mods discussion of
what happened and who pushed the button at UD.

I don't get mad I get even.

Here are some of my posts at UD.  I'll start
on the "cutting room floor" later.

I've filed the whole thread so it can't be hid.

Zero

Oh, todays my BD & you've made my day.

:)

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The Infinite Designer of Life (IDOL) is a trinity:
God and 2 ( the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof ).
God and 2 candlesticks.
God and 2 olive branches
God and 2 witnesses
God and 2 thieves:
God and one pair (AZ and fold)
God and 2 cherubims Exd 25:22 .
God is a family. One family
Mother of all living, father of all living,
and child of all living. Rev.12:5
Paradise (pair rode AZ) ( king, ass, and foal ) Zec 9:9
A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid
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From UD:.
10. Zero // Oct 7th 2006 at 9:01 am
PaV, IMO, people “think” and machines
respond to comands.
Pardon my 2 cents worth but I see no
analogy there.
Zero
Comment by Zero — October 7, 2006 @ 9:01 am
12. PaV // Oct 7th 2006 at 7:31 pm
Zero:
PaV, IMO, people “think” and machines
respond to comands.
Pardon my 2 cents worth but I see no
analogy there.
Have you ever heard of Artificial Intelligence? Have you ever heard adherents
confidently predict that “thinking” machines are only a matter of time?
And, as for the 2 cents worth: we often see only what we want to see.
14. Zero // Oct 7th 2006 at 9:33 pm
PaV
“Have you ever heard of Artificial Intelligence?”
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Yes PaV, and there’s just 3 things I hate:
Artificial Intelligence, artificial love, and a yankee heading south with
a U-haul trailer.
Blessings
Zero
Comment by Zero — October 7, 2006 @ 9:33 pm

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,16:55   

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There's just one thing that turns my stomach.....2 boobs in my back.


Whoa.

Did you ever wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent backwards?

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,17:03   

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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,19:32  
O + first and last = Noah
O + beginning and end = Noah
O + end = Noah
O + IN = Noah
O + I Am = Noah
O + G D (first and last) = Intelligent Designer
O + G D (beginning and end ) = Intelligent Designer
O = one sign (that) ( Intelligent Designer + IN)  I Am  "that" I Am
O = no sign
O = nothing (truth) “The prince of this world cometh and has nothing in me”
O = zero ( Intelligent Designer + I Am + O)
O = ought
O = nought
O = gap filler “none”   “ I looked for a man to fill the gap and found “none”
O = the one fold in infinity, eternity (size, direction, and time)
O = indifference, your middle face, the middle of each of your 6 senses.
O = a reference  point for all counting (beginning)
O = 15th letter of the alphabet
O = 360 degrees
O = a circle
O =a minute, an hour, a day, a year, one revolution
O = the middle of (Intelligent Designer )
O x seven folded once says "Intelligent Designer"
"Intelligent Designer" says "Seven circles (2520) folded once. (1260) or a,z and nothing.
O = the O in "O  ". (Intelligent Designer  ) (30 pieces of silver )  Zec 11:12
O = the O in “Mt. Olive”. From where  Intelligent Designer left, and to where he’s coming back.
Olive ewe = a greenish brown female sheep. ( Eve + v = ewe)


So is this what the Story of O is all about?

Suddenly it all falls into place.  ;)

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
argystokes



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,17:22   

And now, time for some Deep Thoughts.

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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...

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If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
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I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.


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"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" -Calvin

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,17:46   

Hmmm. Related to Dr. Bronner?

PS who's reo?

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
Ichthyic



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,19:26   

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Green hairy rocks.


I hear there are good treatments for that these days.

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"And the sea will grant each man new hope..."

-CC

  
Occam's Aftershave



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,19:30   

ORT!

Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort! Ort!






...no real reason for saying that, it just makes my lips feel all roly-poly  :)

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JoeG: And by eating the cake you are consuming the information- some stays with you and the rest is waste.

  
mcc



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 19 2006,21:45   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 19 2006,16:14)
Take six pennies and place them around the seventh  and see if they “fit”.  They "rest on the seventh."

This is just because the hexagonal lattice arrangement is the optimal regular circle packing on a two-dimensional plane, which was proven by Gauss in 1831 for the case of only lattice packings and by Tóth in 1940 for the general planar case. As far as I can find any sign of, the general idea of the proof rests around the observation that in the hexagonal lattice packing (and no other), if you connect the centers of any three circles in contact, you get an equilateral triangle.


  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,02:10   

Mcc, you are so correct.

Your post number (74) is unique.

Using a=1, b=2,c=3,etc, POINT =74 (G-D)

If you "fold" it once, you get 37 (cg)
fold =37 (There shall be one fold)

PSM 37:37 Mark the perfect man.

penny =74 (I've compiled a list of "74s"
I'll post later.

Two adj. points = the shortest line possible.
Three adj. points = smallest area possible. (1/2)
Four adj. points = smallest volumn possible.
(my axioms)

When are you first in a line?
When you're 2nd. One is not a line.

I have never known a leader to have a guide, a pathfinder a path, nor a trailblazer a trail.

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,06:16   

I'm not a fig plucker
Nor a fig plucker's son
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,06:28   

Quote (BWE @ Oct. 20 2006,18:16)
I'm not a fig plucker
Nor a fig plucker's son
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes

Interesting...

The way I've always heard it is:

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son,
and I'll keep on plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

(It's not just hard to say, it's almost impossible to type.)

I recall that there was some joky English folk-song with those words in the chorus.  Anyone remember that?

Where were we?

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,08:20   

My posts on Allen's site:

Zero said...
Hi Allen
In your openion, does mankind
have a 6th sense?
Zero
10/17/2006 08:37:22 PM

Allen MacNeill said...
Neurobiologists have shown that humans, along with other mammals, have quite a few more than six senses. The skin alone has at least five: heat, cold, light touch, pressure, and pain. The eyes have at least two: light intensity and color/fine discrimination. The ears and semicircular canals have another three: sound, body movement in space, and gravity, and so forth. This list doesn't include the many receptors for internal physiological processes, such as blood pressure, blood glucose concentration, etc.
10/17/2006 10:09:03 PM
Zero said...
Thanks for your reply especially
since I was off topic.
IMO, you hit the target but with
birdshot.
Specifically,I had in mind
balance.
The 3 semicircular canals detect
motion in 3 axes,just like
gyros,controling yaw, roll,
and pitch.
IMO, that's why every living
thing is symmetrical.

Zero
10/18/2006 12:46:55 AM
*********************************
Here's story #293 from my web site:

NO VERTIGO

Dr. Mark Galfo assured me that my vertigo would go away after I had seen him about having several days of dizziness.
That weekend, Joan’s sister and her husband were visiting. We all agreed to get dressed and go up to our club for the evening. When Joan and I returned to the den, they were still there and hadn’t started to dress. They said, “We decided not to go.” Joan and I sat down and there were a few moments of silence. To make conversation, Joan asked, “Honey, how is your vertigo?” I replied, “Well, I’m all dressed up and no vertigo

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:07   

Hey guys, remember that time someone dropped his car keys and I thought it was the phone ringing?

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:08   

Interesting. Have you arrived at this through pure platonic thought or aristotelian empiricism?

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
thurdl01



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:16   

I took a swig of cough syrup a few minutes ago, so I'm not sure...does this thread look like this for everyone?

  
BWE



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:28   

I'm not sure. I keep getting lost when we get to imaginary time. Around page 160 or so?

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Who said that ev'ry wish would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Look what it's done so far

The Daily Wingnut

   
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:39   

Hey Guys, here's another site I'm posting on.
They have a button there where you might
view all my posts in all topics.

They threw so many of my topics on the cutting
room floor, that I started posting there. (Unorthordox
religion)
See "The IDOL is a trinity"
Notice how many of my comments are ignored
there.
You can find one of my blogs there also.

http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/forumdisplay.php?f=161

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
improvius



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:56   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 19 2006,22:22)
The Infinite Designer of Life (IDOL) is a trinity:
God and 2 ( the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof ).
God and 2 candlesticks.
God and 2 olive branches
God and 2 witnesses
God and 2 thieves:
God and one pair (AZ and fold)
God and 2 cherubims Exd 25:22 .
God is a family. One family
Mother of all living, father of all living,
and child of all living. Rev.12:5
Paradise (pair rode AZ) ( king, ass, and foal ) Zec 9:9
A cd on a hil (child) can knot. Be hid



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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
improvius



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:59   

Quote (thurdl01 @ Oct. 20 2006,15:16)
I took a swig of cough syrup a few minutes ago, so I'm not sure...does this thread look like this for everyone?



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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,09:59   

Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Arden Chatfield



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:09   

Quote (hereoisreal @ Oct. 20 2006,14:59)
Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Zero

Are you here all week?

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:10   

Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

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improvius



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:15   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
Altabin



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:18   

Quote (improvius @ Oct. 20 2006,22:15)
Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

Has Lou FCD ever been seen in the same room as him?

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hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:23   

After Peter had cut off Malchus' ear, everyone
looked on the ground for it, knowing Jesus
could replace it. When an ear was found, they
showed it to Malchus who then said, "Keep looking,
mine had a pencil behind it."

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
improvius



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:32   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:18)
Quote (improvius @ Oct. 20 2006,22:15)
Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,16:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

No.  He's been doing this bit for at least over a year.  Maybe this is the first he's been on AtBC, but he's been around for a while.  If it's a spoof, it's an extremely long-running one.

Has Lou FCD ever been seen in the same room as him?

I just did a quick search and turned up references to him going back to October 1996.  Hereoisrealisreal.

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Quote (afdave @ Oct. 02 2006,18:37)
Many Jews were in comfortable oblivion about Hitler ... until it was too late.
Many scientists will persist in comfortable oblivion about their Creator ... until it is too late.

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:33   

Did you listen to the president’s speech this morning?

Bush:
“First, I want to thank you for inviting me.  Thirdly, who in
the #### shut off the teleprompter”

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
Arden Chatfield



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Joined: Jan. 2006

(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:40   

Quote (Altabin @ Oct. 20 2006,15:10)
Oh, come on, hereoisreal is just one of you guys f#cking with us.  Really.  I'm onto my third glass of rare Sicilian blueberry amaro and this still doesn't make any f#cking sense.

Try four or five glasses. That should help.

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"Rich is just mad because he thought all titties had fur on them until last week when a shorn transvestite ruined his childhood dreams by jumping out of a spider man cake and man boobing him in the face lips." - Erasmus

  
hereoisreal



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(Permalink) Posted: Oct. 20 2006,10:43   

My wife says I have perfect vison in my az. She calls it 20/20 hindsight.

Zero

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360  miracles and more at:
http://www.hereoisreal.com/....eal.com

Great news. God’s wife is pregnant! (Rev. 12:5)

It's not over till the fat lady sings! (Isa. 54:1 & Zec 9:9)

   
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